No Date Rape In Children's Lit.
Created on: July 14th, 2007
No Date Rape In Children's Lit.
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Who will be raped? Who will be raping? Only six more days.
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tastybeverage
July 14th, 2007
11:09:35 PM CDT
(3)
im...confused, maybe all the people who want to do hermoine can finally see some.
scorpkris
July 16th, 2007
12:31:45 PM CDT
(0)
You mean "read". Except all those fanboys probably will be making flashes and sh*t about it
CompileError
July 14th, 2007
11:14:01 PM CDT
(17)
i hope its that ginger kid
Jephro101
July 16th, 2007
1:20:32 AM CDT
(0)
you read my mind...
poopiedeloopie
July 14th, 2007
11:19:40 PM CDT
(3)
sounds real!
poopiedeloopie
July 14th, 2007
11:20:24 PM CDT
(2)
i mean, the newscast does, good job
guyfawkesrules
July 14th, 2007
11:45:30 PM CDT
(2)
um, look at the audio origin.
Melborne
July 14th, 2007
11:40:27 PM CDT
(2)
Hm...I'm interested now. Is this real?
Twinsen
July 14th, 2007
11:43:41 PM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
I've never picked up a Potter book based on the genre. Wow does this ever reward me for that. She sounds like an awful author.
Starvingwriter82
July 14th, 2007
11:47:50 PM CDT
(6)
5'd because people think this is real.
Dr-Canas
July 14th, 2007
11:50:07 PM CDT
(3)
LOL. Yea, date rape. That's likely. Oh man this is rad
Necronomicon
July 14th, 2007
11:52:06 PM CDT
(0)
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
phoenix1985
July 16th, 2007
10:35:21 PM CDT
(0)
BZAT!
pberg
July 15th, 2007
12:01:53 AM CDT
(8)
rape isn't funny. and for that, you get 5
Diggie
July 15th, 2007
12:08:53 AM CDT
(3)
While this is f*cking helarious (as is my spelling), its from The Onion, and therefore fake... 5'd anyways
JoeyIsMyName
July 15th, 2007
12:10:09 AM CDT
(2)
Rape is always funny. 5'd.
Renegen
July 15th, 2007
12:18:39 AM CDT
(0)
great loop.
yamaha2k3
July 15th, 2007
12:22:37 AM CDT
(10)
Snape rapes Dumbledore('s dead corpse)
Aeroplano
July 15th, 2007
12:27:40 AM CDT
(3)
Harry date rapes snape!
Necronomicon
July 15th, 2007
1:53:00 AM CDT
(27)
Snape date rapes Grape Ape on videotape! Snape makes escape with mouth agape.
Chav-Slayer
July 15th, 2007
12:01:42 PM CDT
(1)
^ I might just 5 all your sites for that.
Bravedude
July 16th, 2007
1:40:33 AM CDT
(-2)
Snape ate grape scotch tape under cape and escapes in great shape then picks out new drapes while being videotaped?
Bravedude
July 16th, 2007
1:45:54 AM CDT
(-1)
Also, lol for a +13 comment from someone who 1'd.
Radica1Faith
July 15th, 2007
12:32:10 AM CDT
(0)
sounds very very real and believable, thanks for posting
ProfessorBooty
July 15th, 2007
12:50:03 AM CDT
(2)
This is the best news I've heard in a long time. And I don't even like Harry Potter at all.
ProfessorBooty
July 15th, 2007
12:50:35 AM CDT
(3)
Can't wait for the movie. +1
Refractor
July 15th, 2007
1:00:21 AM CDT
(-1)
what?? no....
felinoid
July 15th, 2007
2:03:41 AM CDT
(4)
Hermione rapes Ron
SL33T
July 15th, 2007
2:08:43 AM CDT
(4)
Hagrid rapes Snape.
hawkfenix
July 16th, 2007
12:08:56 AM CDT
(0)
you are correct, sir!
Nazer
July 15th, 2007
4:20:35 AM CDT
(2)
I do NOT believe this. If I read this in the actual book, I STILL won't believe it ... because it won't be real then, either.
keatonkeaton999
July 15th, 2007
4:54:14 AM CDT
(2)
5'd for making me look up if it was real. really funny though
keatonkeaton999
July 15th, 2007
5:15:55 AM CDT
(2)
it's funny that they purposely draw the kid on the cover now to look exactly like the actor in the movies
LEXERAN
July 15th, 2007
5:08:48 AM CDT
(1)
Canon date rapes Hermione.
charlie-chambers
July 15th, 2007
5:33:37 AM CDT
(-1)
Actually, the 5th chapter is called: Fallen Warrior
afrothunder75
July 15th, 2007
6:29:08 AM CDT
(1)
Okay I have to give this a 5. Simply because, wow and LOL. I will probably read the book just for that.
MadHatterJ
July 15th, 2007
8:03:25 AM CDT
(1)
Dobby rapes a centaur.
Porch-Monkey
July 15th, 2007
8:24:14 AM CDT
(1)
HARRY GONNA GET RAPED
Nhomcy
July 15th, 2007
10:09:12 AM CDT
(-1)
i lol'd
cromartiedropout
July 15th, 2007
10:12:10 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t if this is real, swear to GOD I will find a way to sponsor this.
freedomflakes
July 15th, 2007
11:08:45 AM CDT
(2)
Dude. It's not real. LOL
lukejeff13
July 15th, 2007
10:48:31 AM CDT
(0)
Who gives a f*ck.
ColdStone
July 15th, 2007
10:58:28 AM CDT
(0)
Look at the audio source.
MariSama44
July 15th, 2007
11:04:48 AM CDT
(0)
WTF
EdenMaster
July 15th, 2007
11:37:19 AM CDT
(0)
The Onion FTW.
brachiosaurus
July 15th, 2007
12:16:48 PM CDT
(0)
rawr
Diablo
July 15th, 2007
12:35:56 PM CDT
(1)
Emma Watson is in for a surprise!
prowlerdante
July 15th, 2007
12:45:39 PM CDT
(0)
Hagrid rapes Ron.
prowlerdante
July 15th, 2007
12:46:13 PM CDT
(1)
Also Snape kills Dumbledore. Again.
TehPeak
July 15th, 2007
1:29:58 PM CDT
(0)
LOOK AT THE DAMN AUDIO SOURCE
nego
July 15th, 2007
3:26:28 PM CDT
(0)
Oooo yes!
GregGumballs
July 15th, 2007
3:28:52 PM CDT
(-2)
u must be 12
freedomflakes
July 15th, 2007
7:14:29 PM CDT
(0)
Try again.
Stig
July 15th, 2007
3:46:49 PM CDT
(0)
But I poop from there
Classy-Cat
July 15th, 2007
10:14:46 PM CDT
(0)
more like But I Cast spells from there
X-MadNesS-X
July 15th, 2007
3:47:23 PM CDT
(0)
is this real?
Hellmouth
July 16th, 2007
7:38:17 PM CDT
(-1)
Look at the freaking audio source! It's a fake!!!
Stig
July 15th, 2007
3:48:21 PM CDT
(0)
Harry rapes Dobby
Votey
July 15th, 2007
4:06:32 PM CDT
(3)
I see what you did there: Nothing.
workingit
July 15th, 2007
4:17:08 PM CDT
(0)
Oh man, now I have to get the book.
money-hat
July 15th, 2007
5:06:57 PM CDT
(1)
I've already read the book and it's no big deal... Neville Longbottom rapes his own right hand.
Jephro101
July 16th, 2007
1:23:58 AM CDT
(0)
How is he gonna take is right hand on a date? O wait Nm....
xpirate16
July 15th, 2007
5:24:35 PM CDT
(1)
DATE RAPE! nadadada nadadada nadadada nadadada
frameshift13v3
July 15th, 2007
6:50:34 PM CDT
(0)
Did she who..OR WHAT...HER...date rapist would be? Is she implying that maybe A GIRL wil be raped by A CREATURE?
CaptainRescue
July 15th, 2007
7:56:18 PM CDT
(1)
Remember, kids, it's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" first!
Nebulious
July 15th, 2007
8:45:42 PM CDT
(0)
"Who or what!?!?"
warsman11
July 15th, 2007
9:18:05 PM CDT
(0)
Ron will rape Harry.
warsman11
July 15th, 2007
9:20:27 PM CDT
(2)
SNAPE RAPED DUMBLERDORE PG 607
qc
July 15th, 2007
9:51:08 PM CDT
(-3)
stolen http://www.theonion.com/content/video/j_k_rowling_hints_at_harry_potter
freedomflakes
July 15th, 2007
11:04:33 PM CDT
(4)
Or you could just look in the at the sound origin, which explains it all.
Hasedoki
July 16th, 2007
9:45:07 AM CDT
(0)
He just surprise took it.
Rampagingfrodo
July 15th, 2007
9:59:17 PM CDT
(0)
[]_[]-b
FlamingWombat
July 15th, 2007
11:02:08 PM CDT
(0)
That was a funny Onion broadcast.
Tyler2k
July 15th, 2007
11:07:14 PM CDT
(0)
OLD NEWS, why bother posting this now?
Evang1203
July 16th, 2007
1:17:49 AM CDT
(0)
ahahaha
risu
July 16th, 2007
2:13:06 AM CDT
(0)
well it is the onion also, she's obviously been reading too much of her own fanfiction
doc-faustus
July 16th, 2007
2:30:39 AM CDT
(0)
my dick is hard just thinking about it
DoomFrost
July 16th, 2007
7:15:49 AM CDT
(0)
eheheh child's book......
NihilisticToast
July 16th, 2007
11:02:13 AM CDT
(1)
Hermione rapes Hagrid.
Tehmanwithchicken
July 16th, 2007
1:55:55 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL THE ONION FTW!
Tehmanwithchicken
July 16th, 2007
1:56:32 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t! I just read other comments and someone already said just about the same thing. O_O
Smeagolisfree99
July 16th, 2007
1:57:26 PM CDT
(0)
Necrophelia?
spartandude87
July 16th, 2007
2:10:30 PM CDT
(3)
Brian Peppers makes a cameo appearance
BANSCHEE
July 16th, 2007
4:13:32 PM CDT
(0)
Wait...what?! There must be some sort of problem translating between UK English and US English here...there could be no other explaination!
BANSCHEE
July 16th, 2007
4:14:57 PM CDT
(0)
Ahhh...its from the Onion, LOLerific!
Eldrac
July 16th, 2007
4:29:00 PM CDT
(0)
I loved that onion video haha
Golden
July 16th, 2007
7:38:20 PM CDT
(0)
ass
MrShowtime
July 16th, 2007
7:41:47 PM CDT
(0)
"That's no good!" - Sonic
wurz01
July 16th, 2007
10:05:45 PM CDT
(0)
Gotta love the onion...
deflowd
July 16th, 2007
10:12:57 PM CDT
(0)
blood on the cloak??? that's so wrong.
kasmir
July 16th, 2007
10:25:49 PM CDT
(0)
Yea that can't be right
xfactor110
July 16th, 2007
10:45:41 PM CDT
(1)
Snape rapes Dumbledore!
wrecksan
July 17th, 2007
2:54:09 AM CDT
(0)
Damn you. I need to read comments before I post.
wrecksan
July 17th, 2007
2:53:28 AM CDT
(0)
SNAPE RAPES DUMBLEDORE! ... Sh*t, is it too soon?
elerium
July 17th, 2007
5:27:16 AM CDT
(0)
no sound from the right speaker = fail
DeathCoil
July 17th, 2007
1:34:11 PM CDT
(0)
rape is never funny, unless you're raping a clown
Cassio
July 17th, 2007
1:39:43 PM CDT
(0)
theonion.
spartandude87
July 18th, 2007
4:13:46 PM CDT
(0)
also Pennywise the Clown steals the kids and flesh f*cks them in his lair underneath Hagrid's hut