The Three D's of Sword Ownership
Created on: July 3rd, 2007
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the three Ds of sword ownership.

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July 3rd, 2007
(1)
har de har har
July 3rd, 2007
(2)
i feel inspired to use a sword, on old people ;)
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
i want SWORD.
July 3rd, 2007
(7)
Damn... Nick Nolte's wife is a fox!
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
I'm gonna go buy a sword
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
C, lol
July 3rd, 2007
(-1)
needs a lightsaber version with darth vader
(0)
RAWR!
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
dude seriously..huh?....what the f*ck man....hi....what was that... ok.... awww man...good job, my butt itches. :(
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
sh*ts so f*cking funny
July 3rd, 2007
(2)
lol i own nine swords
July 3rd, 2007
(4)
HAR HAR DIRECT RIPS
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
Indeed.
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
agreed
July 4th, 2007
(3)
feed..... me.
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
fix your sync
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
hahahaha
July 3rd, 2007
(9)
Swords are the number 2 cause of all sword accidents
(0)
lol ^
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
Finally..something original .. or at least not a fad.
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
brilliant.
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
holy sh*t that's hilarious, what is that from?
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
wow, *you are a pirate!*
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
"Don't f*ckin' touch swords!" That was strangely erotic. I wish I had a sword.
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
weird but ok
(4)
When did youtube get this lovely orange layout?
July 3rd, 2007
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God, you're an arse.
July 3rd, 2007
(-1)
or a genius.
July 4th, 2007
(2)
Nope. Arse. He's the maker of the great checklist, which determines whether or not a site is worthy. Is talent on there? Perhaps. Composition? Work involved? Yes, but these all count for naught if you violate his rigid criteria as to what is or isn't a proper YTMND. Political in any way? 1'd. The image and text come from the same medium? 1'd. It must be difficult being the gatekeeper, deciding based on assets and not message. I couldn't shut off that much of my cerebellum.
July 4th, 2007
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stfu nitz
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Nitz if you love youtube so much I mean you could well ya know well here www.youtube.com
July 4th, 2007
(1)
Youtube is to essay as ytmnd is to paragraph, Marcus. You can make a more direct point with ytmnd.
July 4th, 2007
(0)
Nitzwalsh, I normally agree with you. Here, our opinions part. Nay, for the scourge of direct Youtube rips dulls the sparkle of original sites that deserve their time in the spotlight. Lo and behold, when rips are upvoted, the original sites fade away to dust, nary a chance to be seen and enjoyed by the masses.
July 5th, 2007
(0)
You make an important point there. But the problem is that we get to the point of tunnel-vision and auto 1'd far too much, claiming it's unoriginal. For example, Remember the 'racist fad?' I took a screenshot from Wikipedia showing Diefenbaker's achievements in the field of eliminating discrimination. All I did to the image was highlight a couple lines. But it was knowledge that was important in the context of the fad. This site is bringing up an important point too: DON'T FU CKING TOUCH SWORDS!
July 5th, 2007
(1)
I really don't care when people take stuff from youtube and put it on YTMND in a YTMNDish way, because IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN GOING ON YOUTUBE AND SEEING THOSE CANCEROUS VOMIT/SH*T COMMENTS/USERS
(0)
There is a simple way to avoid the comments on youtube videos. is called FULL SCREEN MODE or JUST DON'T SCROLL DOWN
July 5th, 2007
(1)
DON'T F*CKING SCROLL DOWN!
July 5th, 2007
(0)
dont fu cking click.
July 6th, 2007
(0)
DONT F*CKING TOUCH THE SCROLL BUTTON! OMFG I LOVE THIS SH*T!
July 7th, 2007
(0)
lol you guyz are ghey/\
July 7th, 2007
(0)
"...auto 1'd far too much" as opposed to auto 5'd far too much?
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
great, NSFW'd
(2)
Go to your office and shout DON'T F*CKING TOUCH SWORDS
(1)
^yeah really... like the rest of this is WORK OK
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
Len Cella?
July 3rd, 2007
(0)
LMAO WTF??
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
DON'T F*CKING TOUCH SWORDS
July 3rd, 2007
(-1)
Sync, as in sync the f*cking site
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
hey genius its called refresh. try it
July 3rd, 2007
(1)
SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION
July 3rd, 2007
(4)
Who needs TV or Youtube? I can watch my favourite video clips here on YTMND, where the frames are choppy, the screen is the size of a playing card, and some douche is attempting to leech off the comedic talents of someone else!
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Don't need to add anything else.
July 4th, 2007
(0)
this comment brought to you by 2004
(0)
fav
July 4th, 2007
(1)
I clicked on this to see D sized boobs
July 4th, 2007
(0)
first LOL today on YTMND.
July 4th, 2007
(4)
this site isn't NSFW. if I got caught looking at this at work my boss would say, "hey there, I couldn't help noticing that you're learning a handy lesson about the dangers of swords. I'm promoting you to lead safety correspondent!"
July 4th, 2007
(1)
lol wtf?
July 4th, 2007
(0)
unexplainably fantastically awesome
July 4th, 2007
(0)
Channel 101 for the win.
July 4th, 2007
(1)
Dodge, dip, dive ...um....dodge..
July 5th, 2007
(0)
We're stealing from channel 101 now?
July 5th, 2007
(2)
what channel have we not?
July 5th, 2007
(1)
I seriously laughed out loud here. Don't f*ckin' mess with swords.
July 5th, 2007
(-1)
this was 3able but im sick of the way U&C is of late where the same crap sits on here for a week before pushed off. so 1.
July 5th, 2007
(1)
DONT. F*CKIN TOUCH SWORDS
July 5th, 2007
(1)
channel101 is the shiz. too bad they f*cked up acceptable.tv...
July 5th, 2007
(0)
July 5th, 2007
(0)
need to see this full video, someone post...
(0)
loih
July 6th, 2007
(1)
That pirate had a bad experience with a sword I guess
July 6th, 2007
(0)
i just got done watching this for 23 hours straight. its so f*cking awesome.
July 7th, 2007
(0)
dont f*cking touch swords.
July 7th, 2007
(0)
Wait this got taken from youtube. LAME
July 7th, 2007
(0)
I find this genuinely unfunny and lame. But I've been in SUCH a good mood since I started having sex on a regular basis again that I can't vote below 3.
July 7th, 2007
(0)
gratz
(0)
My related site- ctos.ytmnd.com
April 19th, 2008
(1)
I bet this guy had a seizure when he played FFVII.
June 20th, 2008
(0)
Here's three more D's for this guy: Douche, as in "you gotta be a Douche to hurt yourself with swords", Damage, as in "swords cause major Damage", and D'OH! as in "This guy probably said D'OH! when he gouged his eye".