How to Commit Suicide The Cool Way
Created on: June 29th, 2007
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chickencheese
June 29th, 2007
2:07:01 PM CDT
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lol
billy888
June 29th, 2007
2:16:00 PM CDT
(2)
my cousins best friends little brother did that.
alholm2000
June 29th, 2007
4:07:58 PM CDT
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I for some reason can't vote on this, but I felt like saying that the wire hanging from the ceiling would be a giveaway that you didn't actually rip off your head, but you could set it up that after an initial force acted on the wire and it no longer had any resistance (you decapitate yourself) the wire gets pulled up into the ceiling, so that they'd just see you holding your decapitated head in your hands and a stool sitting next to you.
Leg3nd
June 29th, 2007
6:21:03 PM CDT
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I gotta agree with Alholm.
Pettitman
June 30th, 2007
12:04:17 AM CDT
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no, the best way is to tie rope to all of your body parts individually and to tie that cutting wire to each of your joints, the ropes for each being longer than the cutting wire. When you end up, you should be a human windchime hanging from a bridge.
Bob-the-Builder
June 29th, 2007
2:07:37 PM CDT
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didnt mean for the sync to happen...but i kinda did
CBAM
June 29th, 2007
2:08:12 PM CDT
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Im gonna go do that now!
bigboy987
June 29th, 2007
2:08:54 PM CDT
(8)
K BRB
Nyeusigrube
June 29th, 2007
2:09:03 PM CDT
(0)
You're dirty ^.~
n4rvst
June 29th, 2007
2:09:19 PM CDT
(-3)
easily your best site
chronster
June 29th, 2007
2:11:19 PM CDT
(2)
wow 2 stars n4rvst? must be an accident...
Bob-the-Builder
June 29th, 2007
2:12:10 PM CDT
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doubt it....he always downvotes me
rx
July 1st, 2007
3:08:35 PM CDT
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He votes 1 on pretty much everything, which means a 2 is exceptional.
verscharren
June 29th, 2007
2:09:57 PM CDT
(0)
oh holy sh*t.....clever mr.builder very clever...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mik3m
June 29th, 2007
2:10:07 PM CDT
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that is pretty cool lol
brachiosaurus
June 29th, 2007
2:10:23 PM CDT
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RAWR!
Bob-the-Builder
June 29th, 2007
2:10:55 PM CDT
(1)
i found out how to do this with the hours of research
Zasz2003
June 29th, 2007
2:12:00 PM CDT
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burntbythestove
June 29th, 2007
2:14:25 PM CDT
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i laughed. you win. its good.
AegisReflector
June 29th, 2007
2:15:47 PM CDT
(2)
LOL I HAVE TO TRY THAT SUICIDE OWNS
pyr0kid
June 29th, 2007
2:26:22 PM CDT
(0)
GG sir!!
dctownes
June 29th, 2007
2:31:36 PM CDT
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everyone knows the kewlest way to kill yourself is to strap pork chops to yourself along with a helmet-cam and hang around large hungry carnivorous creatures like bears or sharks or maybe put on a helmet-cam and wrap yourself in tinfoil and skydive into a thunderhead
Feedrosie
June 29th, 2007
2:48:22 PM CDT
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If I had to go, that's how I'll do it.
egonym
June 29th, 2007
3:07:15 PM CDT
(0)
AWESOME!!!!!!
booshua
June 29th, 2007
3:33:40 PM CDT
(0)
Try it and let me know how it goes.
CreepPipe
June 29th, 2007
3:39:32 PM CDT
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When I develop lung cancer and have a damaged liver at the age of 39 I'm going to get "Your job sucks" tattooed on my *ss then go sky diving naked without a parachute and do my best to land on a sidewalk or road. Just as one final joke to the person that has to clean me up.
TheMarauder
July 2nd, 2007
3:09:59 PM CDT
(0)
^
tyfoon
July 2nd, 2007
8:23:13 PM CDT
(0)
you just made me laugh my *ss off.
homsar
June 29th, 2007
3:53:22 PM CDT
(2)
http://bash.org/?488793
Funker42
June 29th, 2007
4:40:52 PM CDT
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No... It doesn't work. The superglue would break because the cheese wires can't cut through bone. Not that I've tried this on anyone.
Bob-the-Builder
June 30th, 2007
3:40:00 PM CDT
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super glue wouldnt get touched.....the wire is tied around neck and through the ceiling, and YES it CAN cut thru bone.....especially thru the very few bones in ur neck
wisdumcube
June 29th, 2007
4:58:16 PM CDT
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lmao that's badass
wild09
June 29th, 2007
5:06:22 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL now thats badass
mother1
June 29th, 2007
6:26:01 PM CDT
(1)
I ripped my head off once. I wish I found this ytmnd before that so I couldve saved myself some work.
Remixx
July 2nd, 2007
7:48:03 AM CDT
(0)
Did you use a stapler?
dochowell
June 29th, 2007
6:43:30 PM CDT
(0)
This is NSFW for a good reason ;)
Jobes
June 29th, 2007
7:24:53 PM CDT
(0)
any badass that does it that way would get so much pussy it's not even funny.
prairiedogeric10
June 29th, 2007
11:32:55 PM CDT
(-1)
Sammy Mejia
CJVercetti
June 29th, 2007
11:45:19 PM CDT
(1)
Man that was fun, my friends are so stupid. They totally bought it!
Zafa
June 29th, 2007
11:48:17 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
Pettitman
June 30th, 2007
12:03:01 AM CDT
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alextide32
June 30th, 2007
12:23:57 AM CDT
(0)
http://trykillingyourself.com
BlackMantis
June 30th, 2007
1:12:39 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO, WTF ?!?
CaptainObvious
June 30th, 2007
3:30:49 AM CDT
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i've seen this before. Remember kids, across the street, not down the highway.
Cupchange
June 30th, 2007
3:51:39 AM CDT
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brb im gonna go try it and tell you all how it went..typing might be a problem though
ApokalFTW
June 30th, 2007
4:35:45 AM CDT
(1)
Funny, but this belongs on Newgrounds.
roq
June 30th, 2007
11:17:54 AM CDT
(0)
lol... unfortunately it wouldn't work, but good site.
donkey23
June 30th, 2007
2:20:45 PM CDT
(-1)
bob the n*gg*r strikes again
mdxx
June 30th, 2007
6:38:46 PM CDT
(0)
ha ha thats awesome
dmaz
July 1st, 2007
1:08:11 AM CDT
(0)
thats awesome
swamphox
July 1st, 2007
7:04:56 AM CDT
(0)
the funnitest stuff ive seen in yrs
Polonel
July 1st, 2007
7:50:00 AM CDT
(0)
lol
NinjaGeek
July 1st, 2007
8:15:37 AM CDT
(0)
pretty kick *ss besides the fact they'd find our eventually how you did it between the wire and the glue. Still the most manly way to kill yourself will always be head butting the side walk.
RichardJ
July 1st, 2007
9:47:38 AM CDT
(1)
5'd for "HOLY SH*T DID HE JUST RIP HIS OWN HEAD OFF? WTF?!"
BloodArgon
July 1st, 2007
12:19:57 PM CDT
(0)
Add myspace and a computer, and a video camera to post the video!
donk0rle0ne
July 1st, 2007
1:47:25 PM CDT
(0)
lol
subnoise
July 1st, 2007
2:35:40 PM CDT
(0)
BRILLIANT!
Abel2
July 1st, 2007
5:25:47 PM CDT
(0)
every emo kid should see this...Rinse and repeat.
RedFrog
July 1st, 2007
5:55:57 PM CDT
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Awesome! This would also be a good way to murder someone and make it look like suicide.
Godfather17
July 1st, 2007
6:09:15 PM CDT
(0)
5
MrPickins
July 1st, 2007
7:18:54 PM CDT
(0)
"Oog rip Oog's head off!"
WESTBEN2002
July 1st, 2007
7:41:28 PM CDT
(0)
morbidly funny
the8ball
July 1st, 2007
7:54:07 PM CDT
(0)
If I could vote I'd 5 this. *LOL*
the8ball
July 3rd, 2007
3:23:19 PM CDT
(0)
yea!
Atomicles
July 1st, 2007
8:30:30 PM CDT
(0)
haha... that IS a cool way :)
ShawnConnery
July 1st, 2007
9:21:59 PM CDT
(0)
Too funny, and the animation was flawless. If I had to go, I'd stuff hundreds of little candy bars in my pants/shirt/clothes then jump off a building.
Larry-Foulke
July 1st, 2007
10:03:49 PM CDT
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
TsukasaElkKite
July 1st, 2007
11:06:48 PM CDT
(0)
My cousin hung herself a month ago today. You fail.
evilforeignbody
July 1st, 2007
11:35:51 PM CDT
(0)
no one cares
charlespenguins
July 2nd, 2007
5:17:50 PM CDT
(1)
did she drop any good loot?
tyfoon
July 2nd, 2007
10:21:47 PM CDT
(1)
How much xp did you gain?
bakaris
July 2nd, 2007
12:19:14 AM CDT
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yeah, seriously, stolen idea + crappy ms paint drawings = crappy ytmnd. it was a funny idea the first time some one did it. just because it wasn't on this site doesn't mean it isn't stolen
cooldude12w
July 2nd, 2007
1:01:27 AM CDT
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Thats a preety cool way, you also need some one to remove all the wires and what not so it looks more convincing.
Hepathos
July 2nd, 2007
5:51:49 AM CDT
(0)
All the cool kids do this!
PegLeggedPete
July 2nd, 2007
8:33:09 AM CDT
(0)
this is what YTMND needs. informative, outside the box thinking. brilliant
idiotphobia
July 2nd, 2007
9:48:35 AM CDT
(-1)
Stolen from bash.org.
sonicman12
July 2nd, 2007
12:34:27 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO LMAO LMAO! Incredibly cool...
GyRo567
July 2nd, 2007
3:39:51 PM CDT
(0)
DEMONSTRATION!!!!! >=O
altmann
July 2nd, 2007
5:47:43 PM CDT
(0)
Hey you managed to crappily rip-off a bash.org post and not even get it right. Sh*tty animations to boot! fckn idiot.
Tikiman49
July 2nd, 2007
8:19:33 PM CDT
(0)
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide > this. Also, stolen from http://bash.org/?488793
Blitz-Kraig
August 18th, 2007
11:37:05 PM CDT
(0)
I think I’ll call you “Bob the Hypocrite” for now on. I also agree with bakaris, this was horribly done all around.
DonaldMcRonald
July 2nd, 2007
9:00:31 PM CDT
(1)
I tried this. I don't think I did it right.
ProfessorBooty
July 3rd, 2007
7:58:29 AM CDT
(1)
If ripping your own head off is wrong, I don't want to be right.
deflowd
July 3rd, 2007
6:42:27 PM CDT
(0)
no, the best way to kill yourself is to actually just rip your head off
MEO
July 3rd, 2007
9:50:54 PM CDT
(0)
OMG DID HE RIP HIS HEAD OFF ZOMG HAX!!!11
Chrisda19
July 3rd, 2007
11:01:08 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'd
Foogooman
July 4th, 2007
1:53:58 AM CDT
(0)
Hold, I'm going to go try it. I'll let you guys know how it worked out.
skaneinateit
July 4th, 2007
10:52:38 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'ed. also.. did you edit the RATM audio? it sounds echo-y and cool like.
Jstdontban
July 5th, 2007
3:18:45 PM CDT
(0)
hahahaha lol that truly is the best way to die.
Kahalachan
July 7th, 2007
4:45:31 AM CDT
(0)
"hours of research online" ?? For what exactly? I think you're bullsh*tting us and trying to make us think this will actually work.
smasher32
July 7th, 2007
2:09:29 PM CDT
(0)
does that actually work >_>
showoffjp
July 25th, 2007
8:54:52 AM CDT
(0)
I tried this. Didn't work.
zomglolwtfzor
August 30th, 2007
9:36:45 PM CDT
(1)
wrong, the cool way to commit suicide is to actually rip your own head off
zomglolwtfzor
August 30th, 2007
9:41:55 PM CDT
(0)
it won't let me vote for some reason
x1987x
October 21st, 2007
1:50:16 PM CDT
(0)
fail
OMGWTFBBQ420
September 10th, 2007
10:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG LMAO WTF BBQ
Takra
September 10th, 2007
11:51:57 PM CDT
(0)
lol
richardn1
September 11th, 2007
5:05:16 PM CDT
(0)
Since I plan on killing myself, this is how I'm going out. Thanks bob!
GregGumballs
November 11th, 2007
12:44:36 AM CST
(0)
this is not digg nor is this stallone related
TheGreatGatsby
April 9th, 2008
6:12:58 AM CDT
(0)
Edgy