First Goatse (work safe images)
Created on: May 18th, 2007
First Goatse (work safe images)
fletcher 
FirstGoatse.ytmnd.com
Flickr-born compilation of people getting suckered into Goatse.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/firstgoatse/
Foreigner - Feels like the First Time

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93 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718486
62 http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3142036&st=35160
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7 http://search.autocompletepro.com/?local=true&q=goatse&bi=1000353672&si=9644&cc=US
5 http://www.google.com.hk

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Uberbobben
May 18th, 2007
2:51:19 PM CDT
(0)
There we go! You've earned yerself a fav'ed good sir.
lashiens
May 18th, 2007
7:10:25 PM CDT
(1)
Cellphone girl made this a win. And a fail. Imagine looking at goatse on your cell while out to dinner. That's coming right back up the hatch.
Jamaicanbwoydre
May 18th, 2007
2:52:18 PM CDT
(0)
Good but the awful song loop prevented me from going any further to see the rest of the images,
fletcher
May 18th, 2007
2:53:55 PM CDT
(2)
/wrists
stalepie
May 18th, 2007
2:54:53 PM CDT
(0)
needs someone licking their chops
M0rtanius
May 18th, 2007
2:57:03 PM CDT
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4 for not showing the actual image on the monitors.
skaneinateit
May 18th, 2007
3:04:37 PM CDT
(0)
nice
NateVonSocks
May 18th, 2007
3:12:02 PM CDT
(0)
A lot of those are f*cking instant clasics
fletcher
May 18th, 2007
3:25:43 PM CDT
(2)
My favorite is the army one.. he's killing people overseas yet he makes such a disguised face when he sees the inside of a man's anus.
hanktherapper
May 18th, 2007
3:20:35 PM CDT
(0)
I've seen this joke told before.
Burdell
May 18th, 2007
3:31:50 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for 'forigner'
Jesushobo
May 18th, 2007
9:36:22 PM CDT
(1)
wtf is "forigner"? Is that some special move Lou Ferrigno puts on you?
MTown
May 18th, 2007
3:39:28 PM CDT
(0)
LOL. The guy with the bullseye on his shirt, the black guy, and the army guy were priceless. I hope a Tubgirl version is comming soon.
fletcher
May 18th, 2007
3:48:51 PM CDT
(0)
Actually the black guy was watching tub girl in the second pic.
Axeonfluke
May 18th, 2007
3:39:37 PM CDT
(8)
It's not lackin' any meat.
MTown
May 18th, 2007
3:40:30 PM CDT
(6)
And thats what real women need
xcrissxcrossx
May 18th, 2007
3:43:29 PM CDT
(1)
Uber meat.
OmniIcyshelf
May 18th, 2007
4:00:26 PM CDT
(2)
I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing.
wisdumcube
May 18th, 2007
6:03:52 PM CDT
(1)
LORD HALF MERCY
imlost19
May 18th, 2007
7:38:59 PM CDT
(1)
Say what one more time.
twEEker
May 19th, 2007
7:01:29 AM CDT
(0)
KILL BILL ROCKS!
fletcher
May 18th, 2007
3:50:55 PM CDT
(0)
Theres a lot more of these pictures, I think i'll make a part two.
borlak
May 18th, 2007
3:56:32 PM CDT
(0)
good god -2 for music
LOLSTALIN
May 18th, 2007
4:00:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol great job
pussinboots
May 18th, 2007
4:30:37 PM CDT
(1)
4'd because i did that to me friends w/ tubgirl
travbrack
May 18th, 2007
4:32:55 PM CDT
(0)
this needs someone staring at the screen intently as if they love it
dyskrasia
May 18th, 2007
5:16:41 PM CDT
(0)
YTMND is probably my 2nd favorite media portal.
MarcusTheMartin
May 18th, 2007
8:46:07 PM CDT
(1)
I concur
CreepPipe
May 18th, 2007
5:53:01 PM CDT
(0)
4igner!
wisdumcube
May 18th, 2007
6:01:23 PM CDT
(0)
nice reaction shots
SSgtTCZ
May 18th, 2007
6:11:03 PM CDT
(0)
Cool, but the loop needs work. Also Specialist Leonard.
BillyZane
May 18th, 2007
6:22:08 PM CDT
(0)
the reaction shots are great! but your loop is pretty damn terrible. and by that it's just horrible. 2ed. 5 if you can do something about that.
CosmosTheMouse
May 18th, 2007
6:50:58 PM CDT
(0)
My fave goatse moment was when I got into some random black guy's myspace account and set goatse as his background image. He didn't log in for about 4 days. You should have seen the messages friends left him.
ghcghcghc
May 18th, 2007
7:30:13 PM CDT
(0)
MEATSPIN.COM
Glavius
May 18th, 2007
7:40:48 PM CDT
(0)
5 but that loop is just awful.
DevlinDarkness
May 18th, 2007
8:15:30 PM CDT
(0)
Good times
bonushobo
May 18th, 2007
8:26:48 PM CDT
(0)
Alterd her cheek. On whom the Angel Haile Bestowd, the holy salutation us'd Long after to blest Marie, second Eve.
ToastChef
May 18th, 2007
8:40:23 PM CDT
(0)
VICTOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flawed
May 18th, 2007
9:01:03 PM CDT
(0)
Bullseye shirt guy is the best!
Kalishinko
May 18th, 2007
9:01:16 PM CDT
(0)
most people do that when I show them YTMND.
Flawed
May 18th, 2007
9:03:00 PM CDT
(0)
wait...no, the black guy is the best.
MarvelVSCapcom
May 18th, 2007
9:03:20 PM CDT
(0)
Continue? 5...4...3...2...
KKyuubi
May 18th, 2007
9:07:23 PM CDT
(0)
1. You won me with the cellphone/pda goatses 2. Army guy FTW 3. Seperate keywords with commas
el-toro-gordo
May 18th, 2007
9:14:22 PM CDT
(0)
I got Goatse'd on Newgrounds. Fap Fap Fap all night long.
fletcher
May 18th, 2007
9:18:01 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for all the constructive feedback/flame
phils314
May 18th, 2007
9:29:10 PM CDT
(0)
I like the people who just laughed at it; that was my initial reaction waaay back when
NESer
May 18th, 2007
9:30:06 PM CDT
(0)
Roffle
Jesushobo
May 18th, 2007
9:32:32 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO at the black guy. He looked like he was enjoying it
AntwanDavis
May 18th, 2007
9:49:11 PM CDT
(-1)
As if there aren't enough slideshows on here already...
Hellmouth
May 18th, 2007
10:08:44 PM CDT
(1)
XD Loved the soldier's response to it
CrispyEd
May 18th, 2007
10:17:39 PM CDT
(0)
lol, foreigner belt
UhaveNowGoneToFar
May 18th, 2007
10:23:02 PM CDT
(0)
THERE IS JUST NO UN-WATCHING IT.............
Aramek
May 18th, 2007
10:27:46 PM CDT
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
yoda-spleen
May 18th, 2007
10:27:55 PM CDT
(0)
good stuff, good music, good job!
yesyesptkfgs
May 18th, 2007
10:35:15 PM CDT
(0)
i was eating when i saw Tubgirl and i nearly puked but i held it in. goatse is quite possibly the worst picture of all time
renegade64
May 18th, 2007
10:54:32 PM CDT
(0)
that was boring
fletcher
May 18th, 2007
11:02:13 PM CDT
(-2)
more? http://firstgoatse2.ytmnd.com/
Fredzy
May 18th, 2007
11:08:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol at twin cities girl and interested black guy
kericr
May 18th, 2007
11:43:44 PM CDT
(0)
Insta-fived and faved. The emotional anguish showing on these people's faces is priceless.
Tidal
May 19th, 2007
12:17:13 AM CDT
(0)
The military dude was priceless *flips laptop sideways*
Phthalogreen
May 19th, 2007
1:01:19 AM CDT
(0)
The guy peeking out between his hat and jacket sold me.
gunhaver
May 19th, 2007
1:04:02 AM CDT
(0)
good job man, some look fake, others look completely real, i dunno what to think, but it doesnt matter, its quality
steakman
May 19th, 2007
1:15:46 AM CDT
(0)
i remember my first time
UnkleSoaky
May 19th, 2007
1:39:53 AM CDT
(0)
SymetriX
May 19th, 2007
1:40:17 AM CDT
(0)
5 for the marine tilting the laptop
Shaolinwind
May 19th, 2007
1:46:38 AM CDT
(0)
I wonder.. How many goatsee'd people were turned on? Buncha sick f*cks out there yanow.
CaptainKal
May 19th, 2007
1:57:26 AM CDT
(0)
First time I saw Goatse I thought, "This is.....unfortunate."
pork4eva
May 19th, 2007
8:41:07 AM CDT
(0)
don't forget Ron Jeremy: http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1648540
fletcher
May 19th, 2007
10:56:41 AM CDT
(0)
I have his picture in Party two.
fletcher
May 19th, 2007
11:05:37 AM CDT
(0)
Part* two.. also I guess Goatse does qualify as party material
DiGiTyDarKMaN
May 19th, 2007
9:11:03 AM CDT
(0)
What a bunch of pussies. I laughed when i first saw Goatse.
PinkUniscorn
May 19th, 2007
10:37:24 AM CDT
(0)
thats about right
smasher32
May 27th, 2007
10:38:24 PM CDT
(0)
made of win
outbreak21093
September 6th, 2007
4:25:41 PM CDT
(0)
i liked how the army guy turned his comp sideways! XD