Obsolete Computer is NEVER OBSOLETE
Created on: May 14th, 2007
Obsolete Computer is NEVER OBSOLETE
LunaticHowl 
emachinesatitsfinest.ytmnd.com
So this guy wanted us to fix his computer. Windows 98 4 life
Some Guy's Computer
EarthBound

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trollium
May 14th, 2007
6:23:57 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, nice.
Hal1
May 14th, 2007
6:31:12 AM CDT
(14)
Whose machines? E MACHINES
OmniIcyshelf
May 14th, 2007
6:33:12 AM CDT
(4)
MAI EMACHIIIIIIIIIINES!
Enterprisee
May 14th, 2007
1:31:34 PM CDT
(4)
THESE ARE MY MACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SomeNoob
May 14th, 2007
5:56:59 PM CDT
(1)
Whose machines?
NESer
May 15th, 2007
12:37:03 AM CDT
(3)
How is that helpful?
allhailmighty42
May 21st, 2007
10:33:41 AM CDT
(0)
SIRRRRRRRRRR
rocket-scientist
May 14th, 2007
6:58:54 AM CDT
(18)
this comment is never obsolete
Cold-NiTe
May 14th, 2007
10:54:06 AM CDT
(4)
obsolete comment is obsolete.
ElbridgeGerry
May 14th, 2007
3:31:37 PM CDT
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AGRESSIVE CAT IS AGRESSIVE
SpaceboyKev
May 14th, 2007
7:09:51 AM CDT
(12)
56k is Lightning fast. LIGHTNING
Zott
May 14th, 2007
10:19:29 PM CDT
(0)
I know, I have it. I too can bathe in the high speed glory. :D
DiGiTyDarKMaN
May 14th, 2007
7:21:49 AM CDT
(4)
466Mhz WHOA THATS SUPER FAST. My Mind Is Totally Blown.
phoenix1985
May 14th, 2007
7:33:32 AM CDT
(2)
466 mhz! That could let you run a lot of distros, let me tell you.
gamekid
May 14th, 2007
7:36:24 AM CDT
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Baghdad.
Sahrin
May 14th, 2007
7:44:31 AM CDT
(0)
8.4GB...wow. I could fit approximately 1/100th of my video collection on that drive. Just need one hundred more. What's that? No expansion ports? f***.
Crunchface
May 14th, 2007
3:14:37 PM CDT
(0)
my first computer had a 64 MB hard drive... I could fit approximately nothing on it
Doombringer55
May 14th, 2007
5:16:02 PM CDT
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My first computer was a calculator and had a 10 inch solar panel and 10 number buttons, + and - buttons, and .01 KB of memory (numbers aren't that big)
Trebar
May 14th, 2007
7:49:58 AM CDT
(0)
64 Mb! I'm sure it can run BF2142 cause it's never obsolete.
gamekid
May 14th, 2007
7:59:09 AM CDT
(4)
wow, 4MB AGP graphics...I ccan barely live with 256...
Arkanor
May 14th, 2007
8:24:05 AM CDT
(1)
Lulz, good find.
orion44
May 14th, 2007
8:24:35 AM CDT
(-1)
finally a worthwhile ytmnd
Burdell
May 14th, 2007
8:26:04 AM CDT
(4)
welcome to 1999
Humphro
May 14th, 2007
11:01:21 AM CDT
(3)
1998.
Burdell
May 14th, 2007
12:24:25 PM CDT
(1)
I don't know, I got a P2 400 MHz from Micron in fall '98, and 450 MHz was the top of the line. Wouldn't this machine come out Q1 '99 or so?
picard131
May 14th, 2007
3:46:57 PM CDT
(5)
1996
LordApples
May 14th, 2007
3:49:26 PM CDT
(3)
1995
Sergeant-Sassy
May 14th, 2007
4:15:47 PM CDT
(3)
Yes, this is 1999--500mhz was absolutely top of the line at the time.
Trebar
May 14th, 2007
6:12:16 PM CDT
(0)
Things were moving fast at that time...450 was top end 4Q 98 but by may it was 550. Late 99 I had bought a 733.
MachineThreat
May 15th, 2007
6:49:12 PM CDT
(3)
$19.99
lordxar
May 14th, 2007
9:04:21 AM CDT
(0)
funniest damn thing I have seen all week.
MarcusTheMartin
May 14th, 2007
9:18:52 AM CDT
(0)
4'd for earthbound music
rruelas
May 15th, 2007
8:36:43 PM CDT
(0)
Same (Except it's +1)
inkdrinker
May 14th, 2007
9:32:25 AM CDT
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Enh. Don't care unless you can get a close-up of what it says on the "NEVER OBSOLETE" sticker. I want to know their reasoning.
agentanderson
May 14th, 2007
12:11:15 PM CDT
(3)
I think it was something about their upgrade plan.
KSHskrMike
May 14th, 2007
9:40:44 AM CDT
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The sticker reads (to the best of my ability), "This computer is NEVER OBSOLETE when you join eMachines network. Fast, reliable internet access powered by MCI/QDNET(?). The world's richest internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest(?)! Shop! Chat! Travel(?)! And more! Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99(?)!" eMachines FTW.
LunaticHowl
May 14th, 2007
3:35:50 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, the sticker's some blurb about how eMachine will upgrade your sh*t to a "top of the line" model every 2 years for $100. Obviously the guy didn't take them up. Doom 2 in style, baby.
junit
May 15th, 2007
5:18:21 PM CDT
(0)
Yup, I had a i667 POS that had a similar upgrade sticker... Bet i still have that clunker kicking around somewhere. Hey Max, ever think about googl-itizing your servers to run a cluster? I've got 667mhz of fury and 128MB of rage just waiting to be set loose!
Kevincio
May 14th, 2007
9:45:05 AM CDT
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Fast, relable internet accessed powered by MCI/UUNET™ The world's richest Internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest! Shop! Chat! Travel! and more Plus, upgrade your PC to the last model on the market every 2 years for only £99!
Kevincio
May 14th, 2007
9:45:49 AM CDT
(1)
http://rubbermallet.org/neverobsolete.jpg - Was a promotion they ran, $99 every 2 years and you get upgrades. Woot!
Nuroticat
May 14th, 2007
2:20:49 PM CDT
(3)
http://rubbermallet.org/neverobsolete.jpg - An even better pic. AOL VERSION 5.0 INCLUDED SIGN ON TODAY!
AltDelete
May 14th, 2007
9:55:35 AM CDT
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Fived for EB name select
wookieesncream
May 14th, 2007
10:21:05 AM CDT
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Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
Angel85
May 14th, 2007
10:23:14 AM CDT
(0)
lol, that guy sure took good care of it, i remember my computer's stat stickers peeled off after about 2 years
legendarygamer
May 14th, 2007
10:39:16 AM CDT
(0)
I remember when that PC woulda been top Spec
BirthSlop
May 14th, 2007
10:42:15 AM CDT
(1)
I HAD THAT COMPUTER!
BirthSlop
May 14th, 2007
10:42:56 AM CDT
(1)
it was my first computer... btw: it was obsolete 2 months after i bought it.
coreysolo
May 14th, 2007
11:02:03 AM CDT
(1)
Now with Restore Floppies!
LunaticHowl
May 14th, 2007
4:04:30 PM CDT
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I would've cried if he brought in a stack of like 20 3.5"s with a smile on his face.
kenr7a
May 14th, 2007
11:20:44 AM CDT
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How can you honestly make that claim?!??!??
Anig
May 14th, 2007
11:42:47 AM CDT
(0)
lol
RussianDog
May 14th, 2007
11:44:16 AM CDT
(1)
I hate my e-machine
thecrimeanwar
May 14th, 2007
12:06:34 PM CDT
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I think my iPod had more than 8.4 GB of storage space.
mrmatrixaplix
May 14th, 2007
12:41:52 PM CDT
(3)
Earthbound is NEVER OBSOLETE!
GordonGekko
May 14th, 2007
1:07:59 PM CDT
(10)
that lucky bastard is rocking quake 2 at medium setting as we speak
RenegadeHero13
May 14th, 2007
1:20:34 PM CDT
(0)
5 for Earthbound music.
SevenAteNine
May 14th, 2007
2:14:27 PM CDT
(0)
God dammit, I love Earthbound music.
masterstghm
May 14th, 2007
2:55:41 PM CDT
(0)
I had one of those.
mtbiker731
May 14th, 2007
3:29:17 PM CDT
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I had that piece of sh*t. Got it on a super sale for like $200 back in the day when that was a good lil compy.
DeadTed666
May 14th, 2007
3:32:56 PM CDT
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omg i have a comp like that but the damn D drive will not work
SakuraRox313
May 14th, 2007
3:38:11 PM CDT
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Wanna know what's sad? The computer I've made all of my ytmnd's on up to this point had a 4 GB hard drive.
Fabbyfubz
May 14th, 2007
3:55:02 PM CDT
(0)
I had en eMachines computer once, and the motherboard exploded or something lol
Fabbyfubz
May 14th, 2007
3:56:33 PM CDT
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Caufman
May 14th, 2007
4:07:37 PM CDT
(5)
Computers run like this: if it can get you porn, then it's not obsolete.
EliteAzn
May 14th, 2007
4:10:55 PM CDT
(1)
YES!!!!!!!!! PR0N FTW!!!!
NeoMatrixClt
May 14th, 2007
4:50:26 PM CDT
(0)
8gb? Dude...
Abel2
May 14th, 2007
4:12:00 PM CDT
(0)
The ultimate machine
That953rdguy
May 14th, 2007
4:16:58 PM CDT
(0)
I WANT TO BUY !1 NOW PLEAe ES?.>!
B15K17
May 14th, 2007
4:33:41 PM CDT
(0)
lol i have that same computer in my room......
Chomper
May 14th, 2007
4:36:01 PM CDT
(0)
Earthbound will never be obsolete. 5'd for Earthbound.
the8ball
May 14th, 2007
4:37:24 PM CDT
(1)
All emachines are obsolete the minute they leave the assembly line.
NESchampion
May 14th, 2007
4:58:36 PM CDT
(0)
HOLY SH*T, THAT HARD DRIVE IS MASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Minae
May 14th, 2007
5:06:31 PM CDT
(0)
YAY EARTHBOUND MUSIC
Doombringer55
May 14th, 2007
5:14:15 PM CDT
(0)
lol, emachines! What machines?! EMACHINES!!! WHO'S MACHINES!? EMACHINES, YOU DICK!!! Thats the next O RLY
Rimsa
May 14th, 2007
5:14:38 PM CDT
(-3)
Okay, so it's not obsolete. So what's supposed to be funny?
DoomRater
May 15th, 2007
12:24:37 AM CDT
(2)
For starters, it IS obsolete.
winterbottom
May 14th, 2007
5:15:08 PM CDT
(0)
i guess anyone foolish enough to believe that statement is most likely to buy an emachine anyway.
thenightmareofsolomo
May 14th, 2007
5:21:52 PM CDT
(1)
obsolete technology, FTL!!
Improviser
May 14th, 2007
5:26:21 PM CDT
(0)
that beats my setup
wisdumcube
May 14th, 2007
5:52:59 PM CDT
(0)
wth
MarkyMark
May 14th, 2007
6:06:07 PM CDT
(0)
lol it just had to be an emachines... isnt it odd that a computer with all that would only have 466mhz? seems too long when compared to all the other stuff. just a thought!
Anoesis
May 14th, 2007
6:16:20 PM CDT
(0)
that thing was obsolete before it was made
pigsarefood
May 14th, 2007
6:18:29 PM CDT
(0)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS AUDIO!!
Summypotato
May 14th, 2007
6:20:13 PM CDT
(0)
When you join eMachines network. READ you idiot!
momthinksimcool
May 14th, 2007
6:33:56 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking nerds
ToastChef
May 14th, 2007
6:34:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol gay eMachines.
humbajoe
May 14th, 2007
6:38:12 PM CDT
(0)
haha...I HAD that same exact system a long time ago as well...
GIVEMEREPLAY
May 14th, 2007
6:47:05 PM CDT
(0)
lol taking pics off digg and putting them to old video game music is so funniye
LunaticHowl
May 15th, 2007
7:40:12 PM CDT
(0)
Actually I took this picture where I work. The guy had an awesome beard. OH SNAP
Axeonfluke
May 14th, 2007
6:57:09 PM CDT
(0)
i wonder if oblivion will run on this rig?
splatterhouse5
May 14th, 2007
7:13:30 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, nice compiputer! I would put WWIV BBS on it and let people from the past communicate on the phone lines.
Funker42
May 14th, 2007
7:32:18 PM CDT
(0)
Doh!!! Can that even run WinXP?
agentanderson
May 14th, 2007
7:33:14 PM CDT
(0)
The motherboard from my 466 eTower stopped working a few years ago, so I nailed the board to the wall as a decoration.
Nelson340
May 14th, 2007
7:56:30 PM CDT
(-1)
That thing's bound to outmatch the Xbox 360. NOT!!!
Larz1695
May 14th, 2007
8:15:07 PM CDT
(0)
lol
tkNukem
May 14th, 2007
8:36:05 PM CDT
(0)
waiting for Korf's comment...
mkomega
May 14th, 2007
8:50:40 PM CDT
(0)
Good image, the Earthbound music is what sells it. Earthbound forever fellow Earthbound fan. 5'd and fav'd... !
Know
May 14th, 2007
9:24:06 PM CDT
(0)
I need to get me one of those.
A-Hobophobe
May 14th, 2007
9:31:49 PM CDT
(0)
Lick your mom's nipples :]
Tyler2k
May 14th, 2007
9:42:09 PM CDT
(0)
It's impressive it has a DVD drive
CrazyManDan
May 14th, 2007
10:05:55 PM CDT
(0)
lol, f*cking poor n*gg* should get a new comp
Zott
May 14th, 2007
10:17:31 PM CDT
(0)
WOOOOH That beats out my computer....
Barcode711
May 14th, 2007
10:25:56 PM CDT
(0)
Teehee.
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:54:53 PM CDT
(0)
What is love? is NEVER WHAT
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:55:24 PM CDT
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N*gg* stole my bike is NEVER N*GG*
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:56:38 PM CDT
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Dramatic reading is NEVER DRAMATIC
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:57:23 PM CDT
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Dennal plan is NEVER DENNAL
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:57:59 PM CDT
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Epic Maneuver is NEVER EPIC
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:58:42 PM CDT
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lol, internet is NEVER LOL
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
10:59:20 PM CDT
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Barrel roll is NEVER BARREL
pocketmoogle
May 14th, 2007
11:00:42 PM CDT
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Punch the keys for God's sake is NEVER FOR GOD'S SAKE.
keatonkeaton999
May 14th, 2007
11:01:37 PM CDT
(-1)
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(-1)
This fad will be awesome
Grayfox354
May 15th, 2007
2:38:10 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for pocketmoo's comment
pocketmoogle
May 18th, 2007
12:41:18 AM CDT
(0)
Where is the bastard fad lovechild :(
DQBlizzard
May 14th, 2007
11:12:14 PM CDT
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I look across my desk, and find that my dad has stored one of these sh*tpiles upon it. Tommorow, there shall be a bonfire. It will be obsolete soon enough.
Kevisazombie
May 14th, 2007
11:12:18 PM CDT
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GAAAWD Earthbound kicks ass
Daltonofzeal2
May 14th, 2007
11:34:46 PM CDT
(1)
The front page is a forum.
StupidBoringAsshole
May 14th, 2007
11:44:13 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, it does 3D!
Goneja
May 14th, 2007
11:44:17 PM CDT
(0)
Earthbound
raL05
May 15th, 2007
12:03:58 AM CDT
(0)
Omfg! this is great!
Qotastic
May 15th, 2007
12:04:30 AM CDT
(0)
I bet that thing cost about $800 or more... :O
Tranceplant
May 15th, 2007
12:08:28 AM CDT
(0)
E machines and Win98 = failure
shuko
May 15th, 2007
12:09:18 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, and with DOS only I should have enough room to store 2 DVDs of data!
jeeper
May 15th, 2007
12:12:22 AM CDT
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I still have mine, and it's not obsolete. I still play Leisure Suit Larry on it all the time.
jamesspills
May 15th, 2007
1:25:37 AM CDT
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5'd for Earthbound music. There is such charm in old midi music. God I loved that game.
AntwanDavis
May 15th, 2007
1:30:01 AM CDT
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I don't really care...
MrSammehz
May 15th, 2007
1:56:03 AM CDT
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Awesome computer! O_O I want one!!! 5'd for the awesome choice of Earthbound music.
Dystopian
May 15th, 2007
2:05:12 AM CDT
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I owned one of these once. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. I redeemed myself by building the one I have now, and I know almost poop about hardware.
Dystopian
May 15th, 2007
2:06:12 AM CDT
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cocoabishnu
May 15th, 2007
2:12:24 AM CDT
(0)
lol. nice.
Grayfox354
May 15th, 2007
2:35:15 AM CDT
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needs moar turbo button
sAge
May 15th, 2007
3:00:22 AM CDT
(0)
5'd simply for "Enter Name" Music
Aurex
May 15th, 2007
8:06:39 AM CDT
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Oh, desuka.
Schtolteheim
May 15th, 2007
8:37:16 AM CDT
(0)
5 for Earthbound
deep-treble
May 15th, 2007
8:54:32 AM CDT
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Page won't load - obsolete computer.
megahurtzstoeled
May 15th, 2007
10:20:49 AM CDT
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OMFG it's a Celeron too! Time to fire up C&C3!!!11one
PinkUniscorn
May 15th, 2007
10:35:44 AM CDT
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you know you never have worry about that guy logging on to this site and see you making fun of his computer cuz even if he tried it prob crash
boomaga
May 15th, 2007
10:58:01 AM CDT
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BTape
May 15th, 2007
11:43:32 AM CDT
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digg is not ytmnd
zomglolwtfzor
May 15th, 2007
8:06:52 PM CDT
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*sigh* btape...
LunaticHowl
May 22nd, 2007
3:35:45 AM CDT
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Neither is a picture taken off my cameraphone. oh noes
leadyoyo
May 15th, 2007
11:44:19 AM CDT
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I hate e machines with a passion..so deceptive and down right arrogant
TacoGeddon
May 15th, 2007
11:54:08 AM CDT
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I wish I could read the text under "Never Obsolete" as it must be hilarious.
aeongod
May 15th, 2007
12:12:41 PM CDT
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it's an e-machine. it was obsolete when you took it out of the box
Royberto
May 15th, 2007
1:59:29 PM CDT
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f*ckin goooooood song.
jasonkrowe
May 15th, 2007
3:43:41 PM CDT
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"All about the Pentiums" by Weird Al would fit this perfect. "It was obsolete before I opened the box..."
CrocBox
May 15th, 2007
3:47:38 PM CDT
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haha what the hell
skaneinateit
May 15th, 2007
3:52:07 PM CDT
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i actually loled
magicnosegoblin
May 15th, 2007
4:29:48 PM CDT
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Internet tubes are NEVER obselete. As such please do not treat them like a big truck. x
Phluxy
May 15th, 2007
4:53:07 PM CDT
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wow this brings me back to the days when i had my 400id. I remember everything that died in it i replaced. Including the DVD Drive, Hard Drive (my fault), Floppy Drive, Ram (32 just isn't enough to do ANYTHING)
jorrar
May 15th, 2007
5:42:09 PM CDT
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-1 for Earthbound. I prefer the term differently-useful.
shizknight
May 15th, 2007
5:54:17 PM CDT
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EMACHINES SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hambbq
May 15th, 2007
6:03:33 PM CDT
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::sigh:: I used that same model E-Machine for 3 years. I hate being poor. :_:
Power-mad
May 15th, 2007
6:05:13 PM CDT
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I have that peice of crap XD
DryIce
May 15th, 2007
6:20:39 PM CDT
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Intel Celerons are the poor man's / family computer's processor of choice
iikryton
May 15th, 2007
7:18:01 PM CDT
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wicked sick pc, lol
DarthWang
May 15th, 2007
7:34:46 PM CDT
(0)
1
FreAkweNtcY
May 15th, 2007
9:07:11 PM CDT
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i had the 533i. priceless.
LazyNG
May 15th, 2007
9:18:01 PM CDT
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Thats some sweet ram
nessnoop
May 15th, 2007
9:48:13 PM CDT
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5'd for earthbound music.
Danosuke
May 15th, 2007
10:42:04 PM CDT
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Dude I have a computer exactly like that. I found it on the curb with a boot mark and a giant dent on the side.
LunaticHowl
May 15th, 2007
10:43:08 PM CDT
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It is the eMachine that will save the universe. Or destroy it.
son7kkl
May 15th, 2007
10:50:55 PM CDT
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That PC is capable of running a snes emulator for earthbound on it. Thats all a user needs, really.
potpie
May 15th, 2007
11:27:23 PM CDT
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earthbound woopWOOP
giggity-giggity
July 17th, 2007
11:26:16 AM CDT
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It still has a better video card than my laptop :(
TheCringler
April 23rd, 2008
4:19:11 AM CDT
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LMAO! This is the exact computer I am using right now. My good one broke :(
buckhuntbig247
December 23rd, 2008
9:56:48 AM CST
(0)
...when you join emachines network...
LeakyMule
April 4th, 2009
6:22:08 PM CDT
(0)
The ultimate machine!!
DragonBoy92
June 12th, 2013
10:59:22 AM CDT
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"Designed for Windows 98"

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