Not in my damn store.
Created on: April 23rd, 2007
Not in my damn store.
Oddflame 
notlackinganymeat.ytmnd.com
The old site that MattressMan Pacard'd, for those who still want it.
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Oddflame
April 23rd, 2007
11:34:21 AM CDT
(4)
This site won't get Pacard'd. I promise.
Father-McKenzie
April 23rd, 2007
11:38:08 AM CDT
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In that case, 1.
pussinboots
April 23rd, 2007
11:47:42 AM CDT
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(-1)
needs moar PACARD
mrmatrixaplix
April 23rd, 2007
12:29:30 PM CDT
(0)
HULK SMAAAAAAAAASH
MattressMan
April 23rd, 2007
1:17:40 PM CDT
(4)
I gave him the go ahead to do this since noone should trust me a third time. I warned everyone I'd pacard it again if they kept making it high rated. it was all just an experiment and it was worth it.
renegade64
April 23rd, 2007
3:35:02 PM CDT
(0)
you better be lying
ryanmontana
April 23rd, 2007
4:57:25 PM CDT
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I like the other version better. One of you should repost it again tomorrow.
The-giva
April 23rd, 2007
6:28:22 PM CDT
(0)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
cmurdock
April 29th, 2007
7:46:19 PM CDT
(0)
It's not lacking any meat... and that's what real women need.
Cabub
April 29th, 2007
11:27:36 PM CDT
(0)
I hate that comercial.... and I love you!
BOOMcumshot
April 11th, 2008
9:12:48 PM CDT
(0)
I've never even seen the commercial, but I laugh instantly once they hit that bitch with the phone LOLOLOL
Frostwrath
April 23rd, 2007
11:52:07 AM CDT
(0)
Yay~
biglos
April 23rd, 2007
11:53:04 AM CDT
(0)
F*ckign funny lol my wife hates her
Neek
April 23rd, 2007
11:58:41 AM CDT
(1)
Silly asian men, look what your women have become.
Ketsusama
April 23rd, 2007
12:05:59 PM CDT
(0)
Immediate 5 for the retrieval of this page, well done sir!
maplejet
April 23rd, 2007
12:07:44 PM CDT
(0)
Movie? Song?
norbizness
April 23rd, 2007
12:21:09 PM CDT
(0)
The ol' High Fidelity ultraviolence!
Isen
April 23rd, 2007
12:25:59 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome!
s3m1lol
April 23rd, 2007
12:33:30 PM CDT
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So wait... you reposted his site, f*cked up the sync and won't even Pacard it? This is blasphemy, this is madness...
vigilante4x
April 23rd, 2007
12:44:21 PM CDT
(3)
Thank you, Oddflame. MattressMan wants to be a whiny little bitch and take down a genuinely funny site. BTW sync works fine on my end.
Beezleborg
April 23rd, 2007
1:04:48 PM CDT
(0)
lulz
PinkUniscorn
April 23rd, 2007
1:11:20 PM CDT
(0)
4
YuckFou
April 23rd, 2007
1:38:45 PM CDT
(0)
pwnt.
egonym
April 23rd, 2007
2:23:37 PM CDT
(0)
i can do this all week
jeeper
April 23rd, 2007
2:55:21 PM CDT
(0)
Justice is a cruel bitch
SomeGuy0000
April 23rd, 2007
3:26:00 PM CDT
(0)
its back, yea
audiopirate
April 23rd, 2007
3:30:00 PM CDT
(0)
OH GOD YES, I f*cking hate that bitch and she's not even on my TV (I live in the UK). WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCH? HUH? F*cking owned.
Owntmeal
April 23rd, 2007
3:39:56 PM CDT
(3)
That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and ontop of it she f*cking creeps me out too!!! She's like one of those psycho chicks that if you break up with her she tears her name into your mattress with a knife, and trashes your house and throws paint and sh*t all over your walls and then stands in your kitchen holding the knife and when you walk in she goes, "Oh so you're gonna dump now huh? Hehehahahehahaehah!!! I don't think so baby! Nooo, hehehahahehaheh!!" ... F*cking dumb c*nt.
Owntmeal
April 23rd, 2007
3:40:36 PM CDT
(0)
dump me now*
Kishkumen
April 23rd, 2007
3:43:52 PM CDT
(-1)
No, what nasaly, cackling asian women need is a telephone to the face. byaaaah!
blommer
April 23rd, 2007
3:58:53 PM CDT
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boo
jeterparker
April 23rd, 2007
4:03:53 PM CDT
(0)
You sir...are outstanding.
captain-irascible
April 23rd, 2007
4:10:30 PM CDT
(0)
I love it as much as I hate the annoying commecial and that chick...which is a LOT.
splishsplash
April 23rd, 2007
4:10:47 PM CDT
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1 for Jack Black
sup3r-m4rio
April 23rd, 2007
4:17:12 PM CDT
(0)
Finish Her
Jakt
April 23rd, 2007
4:24:27 PM CDT
(0)
Ultra Kill.
boredboy3
April 23rd, 2007
4:57:54 PM CDT
(0)
That's what you get for having a face like that kthnxbai
FaithThruReason
April 23rd, 2007
5:03:09 PM CDT
(0)
F*ck yeah dude. 5'ed for High Fidelity. WORD!
dctownes
April 23rd, 2007
5:10:31 PM CDT
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yay a crappy site id already seen before
ColdStone
April 23rd, 2007
5:38:32 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for reposting.
chucknorrisrocks
April 23rd, 2007
5:50:03 PM CDT
(0)
lmao you win the webbernetz
Flawed
April 23rd, 2007
6:16:09 PM CDT
(3)
I laughed, I cried, I came.
Rampagingfrodo
April 23rd, 2007
6:22:03 PM CDT
(0)
That's really funny. Nice work.
Econojon
April 23rd, 2007
6:48:05 PM CDT
(1)
NOT LACKING MEEEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jorrar
April 23rd, 2007
6:58:55 PM CDT
(0)
This is lacking some meat
demx
April 23rd, 2007
7:21:47 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHHAHA
AskAak
April 23rd, 2007
7:32:08 PM CDT
(1)
needs Zidane headbutt
Chav-Slayer
April 28th, 2007
8:15:30 AM CDT
(-1)
Hmmm...
Dieselboy
April 23rd, 2007
7:58:44 PM CDT
(0)
Yes!
PiratespwnNinjas
April 23rd, 2007
9:41:44 PM CDT
(0)
the following has been lol'd at: http://notlackinganymeat.ytmnd.com/
chucknorrisrocks
April 24th, 2007
1:26:24 AM CDT
(0)
must upvoat
Bl00
April 24th, 2007
7:11:44 PM CDT
(0)
Sepher0
April 24th, 2007
10:54:42 PM CDT
(0)
lol, those guys have small penises
cuc090
April 25th, 2007
10:33:32 PM CDT
(0)
excellent. this deserves a 5/5. marked as favorites!!
Ketsusama
April 26th, 2007
1:57:19 AM CDT
(0)
It's not lacking any Win! N that's what real YTMNDers need! SO here's a 5 for you.
MZT
April 26th, 2007
9:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you, Thank you - YTMND is the agitated viewer's revenge!
beast404
April 27th, 2007
1:08:55 AM CDT
(0)
THAT'S WHAT REAL WOMEN NEED. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin' you already told her twice. That's what real women need.
Twitchywolf
April 27th, 2007
5:56:16 AM CDT
(0)
huh huhhuhuhuh! *DING*
Twitchywolf
April 27th, 2007
5:56:46 AM CDT
(0)
cyberen
April 27th, 2007
7:12:30 AM CDT
(0)
WIN.
DZK
April 27th, 2007
9:55:15 AM CDT
(0)
i lauwledleed
ryanc03
April 27th, 2007
11:52:10 AM CDT
(0)
the only complaint is that stupid laugh, but the beating that ensues makes up for this, thx, 5'd
SovietGunslinger
April 27th, 2007
4:33:15 PM CDT
(0)
What movie is that?
abruzz0
April 27th, 2007
5:54:01 PM CDT
(0)
Needs moar goat.
agentmean5000
April 27th, 2007
9:04:22 PM CDT
(0)
I hate that damn commercial, but I like this ytmnd.
TheFerretKing
April 27th, 2007
9:53:57 PM CDT
(0)
she deserved what she got! @\w/@ and yeah... needs more goat. XD
Gerg
April 27th, 2007
11:07:47 PM CDT
(0)
Is it weird I like the Quizno's bitch better with her face bashed in? SUBQUESTION...is it better to burn out than fade away?
PissedDumpster
April 29th, 2007
10:10:38 AM CDT
(0)
1. Yes. 2. Turn that sh*t off.
Whip-Stick-A-Go-Stop
April 28th, 2007
12:27:44 AM CDT
(0)
I havn't laughed so much in a fortnight, good editing to. Thanks for making this, made me happy.
Sengu
April 28th, 2007
1:02:30 AM CDT
(0)
win
NickAlexSnutch
April 28th, 2007
1:19:32 AM CDT
(0)
REASON TO VOTE
ashpoop
April 28th, 2007
8:35:07 AM CDT
(0)
THIS WINS 100 DOLLAR BILLS.
Generalgm
April 28th, 2007
10:48:42 AM CDT
(0)
lol
MissJackson
April 28th, 2007
12:10:51 PM CDT
(0)
Not lackin' any meat, and that's what real women need! ^^
ZinXin
April 28th, 2007
12:34:29 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
UndeadPrincess
April 28th, 2007
2:51:05 PM CDT
(0)
Hi. I'm UndeadPrincess, and I approve of this YTMND.
Funglebum
April 28th, 2007
6:01:47 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you.
lolwtfnothing
April 28th, 2007
11:04:09 PM CDT
(0)
you have no idea how much i just laughed. omg.
Wackynewnew
April 28th, 2007
11:13:31 PM CDT
(0)
I want... to sex you. Hard.
boykicksgirl
April 29th, 2007
1:29:15 AM CDT
(0)
F*cking brilliant.
BATMANZ
April 29th, 2007
9:21:49 AM CDT
(0)
omg this is so funnies
Durahansolo
April 29th, 2007
4:47:37 PM CDT
(0)
omfg you get 5 just because i hate the way that chick laughs lol
Zoinkers
April 29th, 2007
8:34:43 PM CDT
(0)
THIS IS SO AMAZING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOTHING HERE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you so much *crys* (and your my first fav)
stasis
April 29th, 2007
9:48:33 PM CDT
(1)
YES. This is EXACTLY what I've always wanted to see.
whatsaspacebar
April 29th, 2007
10:08:30 PM CDT
(0)
$$
Chasie
April 29th, 2007
10:38:00 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO.
legendarygamer
April 30th, 2007
12:04:57 AM CDT
(0)
hahahaha win
EvilCretin
April 30th, 2007
12:58:35 AM CDT
(0)
lololololol
FleshMachine
April 30th, 2007
8:01:32 AM CDT
(0)
DING! AHHH! YEAH!
Wydra
April 30th, 2007
1:29:59 PM CDT
(0)
lmao
DaemonDraxx
April 30th, 2007
1:35:54 PM CDT
(0)
Ahahahahaaah!
hursky
April 30th, 2007
3:18:02 PM CDT
(0)
it not lacking n-e goodness.
Kordesh
April 30th, 2007
4:13:22 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking yes! I hate that bitch so much!
Suki21
April 30th, 2007
10:26:02 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking amazing. PICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCARD
okerfuck
May 1st, 2007
12:17:14 AM CDT
(0)
This is one for the ages. Good work. Fav'd.
Blizz
May 1st, 2007
12:30:26 AM CDT
(0)
ahahahahhhhhhhhhh
Quizzelbuck
May 1st, 2007
12:35:03 AM CDT
(0)
f*ck quizznos and their crunchy "toasted" sammiches. Those things are burnt and cut the roof of my mouth.
Quizzelbuck
May 1st, 2007
12:35:53 AM CDT
(0)
oh, and Quiznos sounds suspiciously like Quizzelbuck.
AND-YOU-ARE
May 1st, 2007
1:21:05 AM CDT
(0)
Give that bitch what she deserves.
Dhampirking
May 1st, 2007
9:48:01 AM CDT
(0)
wow
ker-plop
May 1st, 2007
11:26:34 AM CDT
(0)
...Didn't see that coming.
zark29
May 1st, 2007
11:55:24 AM CDT
(0)
hahahahaha awesome, thansk so much, mattressman is a dumb c*cksucker for ruining such a good YTMND
Kessler
May 1st, 2007
12:50:02 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!
Maos
May 1st, 2007
1:26:52 PM CDT
(0)
there is no more satisfying crunch than that
Xavos
May 1st, 2007
2:16:17 PM CDT
(0)
Finally, it's back to the way it should be.
Jovin256x
May 2nd, 2007
5:39:27 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
Colest
May 19th, 2007
2:21:34 AM CDT
(0)
Guess she said something wrong
thehyecircus
June 2nd, 2007
3:38:38 AM CDT
(0)
This is awesome, and no one can deny it.
cactuar64
June 14th, 2007
2:38:23 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
neuber
June 16th, 2007
11:27:35 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. I loved it.
Stig
June 22nd, 2007
8:21:26 PM CDT
(0)
I type in Pacard in the search engine, and there is no Pacard :(
Stig
June 22nd, 2007
8:21:56 PM CDT
(0)
+3 for ownage though BAM
magicnosegoblin
June 24th, 2007
2:00:53 PM CDT
(0)
IT'S NOT LACKING ANY LOLS
HarisPilton
August 5th, 2007
12:03:06 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Gator
August 7th, 2007
4:19:19 PM CDT
(0)
I Enjoy Seeing That Bitch Get Owned.
Mazdaman
August 7th, 2007
4:25:53 PM CDT
(0)
No,You Need Your Nasally Asian *ss Whuped.*Ding*
Mikewee777
December 23rd, 2007
8:28:43 PM CST
(0)
They finally killed that scary guitar weilding chinchilla with the human skin suit!
NotSoMuch
February 7th, 2008
11:45:05 AM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHA!
DarthWang
May 24th, 2008
10:05:00 PM CDT
(-2)
Stolen and you disgrace PACARD
Oddflame
July 30th, 2008
7:59:01 PM CDT
(0)
Not stolen. The original creator permitted me to upload it.
MercZ
February 1st, 2009
11:17:03 AM CST
(0)
I forgot to comment on this, but it was a great one. To those of you curious, the scene is from the movie High Fidelity.
BloodyPython
July 17th, 2009
9:59:58 AM CDT
(0)
lol, wtf?
compmanio36
July 21st, 2010
2:48:07 AM CDT
(0)
You know.....I was searching for PACARD....but I remember when that ad first came out....I fucking hated that dumb bitch. 5'd just for the vicious beating.