A WEBSITE PRESENTS EPIC PACARD CLONES IN ACTION!
MattressMan 
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MattressMan
April 22nd, 2007
6:57:38 PM CDT
(4)
dont make me kill again.
mrmatrixaplix
April 22nd, 2007
7:41:40 PM CDT
(-2)
IT'S NOT LACKING ANY SH*TTY EDITING!
MattressMan
April 22nd, 2007
7:50:45 PM CDT
(0)
cutoff to another PACARDation is being 4.3 or higher and THEN getting on top 15. if it gets on top15 again somehow and then climbs higher i'll leave it alone this time.
MattressMan
April 22nd, 2007
7:59:21 PM CDT
(0)
i guess noone reads descriptions. currently on pace to be PACARD'D or EVIL OPRAH'd or ROMPISTOK 64'd
s3m1lol
April 22nd, 2007
10:00:14 PM CDT
(2)
Needs more pacard
wowbagger2004
April 23rd, 2007
7:56:19 AM CDT
(3)
nobody is ever going to sponsor YTMND after all this yfly sites
FrankSmellman
April 23rd, 2007
7:11:52 PM CDT
(1)
I WILL NOT GO TO YFLY
ariathan
April 30th, 2007
5:05:35 AM CDT
(0)
this is f*ckin awesome
thehyecircus
October 2nd, 2008
2:38:32 PM CDT
(0)
Social Commentary on the state of YTMND at the time that many new visitors will simply not understand. This site is so genius though. I cannot give the creator enough credit.
Sturmrabe
April 22nd, 2007
6:58:49 PM CDT
(13)
I woke up the baby laughing!
cooke
April 22nd, 2007
6:58:57 PM CDT
(0)
it's good
Sturmrabe
April 22nd, 2007
6:59:36 PM CDT
(0)
+5? don't see em
egonym
April 22nd, 2007
7:01:04 PM CDT
(0)
killkillkillkillkillikll
pussinboots
April 22nd, 2007
7:03:06 PM CDT
(0)
exact same sh*t from yesterday
wisdumcube
April 22nd, 2007
7:19:37 PM CDT
(0)
he picard'd the original
pussinboots
April 23rd, 2007
7:35:01 AM CDT
(0)
o snap dis sh*t be pacard'd 5
wisdumcube
April 23rd, 2007
11:05:09 AM CDT
(0)
oh snap he did it again
shoover
April 22nd, 2007
7:07:06 PM CDT
(0)
resub?
CreepPipe
April 22nd, 2007
7:07:56 PM CDT
(0)
lolol
Oddflame
April 22nd, 2007
7:10:26 PM CDT
(-1)
Eero
April 22nd, 2007
7:17:39 PM CDT
(0)
=D
Oddflame
April 22nd, 2007
7:20:35 PM CDT
(-5)
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(-5)
Lets get this into the top 15 GOGOGO!
BaconWrappedBacon
April 22nd, 2007
7:28:05 PM CDT
(0)
baaah
Azoruk
April 22nd, 2007
7:29:46 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
Blizz
April 22nd, 2007
7:31:34 PM CDT
(0)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah f*cking awsome
MrStump
April 22nd, 2007
7:34:31 PM CDT
(0)
this is so well edited, and a funny concept. It deserves much
Larksmann
April 22nd, 2007
7:48:02 PM CDT
(0)
HELL YEA!!!!!!!!
OctopusDropkick
April 22nd, 2007
7:49:15 PM CDT
(0)
ITS WONDERFUL AND I'LL FIVE IT ANYWAY
Jephro101
April 22nd, 2007
7:50:40 PM CDT
(0)
Not lacking any kill..AhUAHAUHA
Cupchange
April 22nd, 2007
7:51:44 PM CDT
(0)
Not lacking any funny
money-hat
April 22nd, 2007
7:56:44 PM CDT
(0)
YOU WIN THE PRIZE !
titans
April 22nd, 2007
7:57:39 PM CDT
(0)
God bless you.
ghost859
April 22nd, 2007
8:03:38 PM CDT
(0)
Man i hate that bitch
detalub0
April 22nd, 2007
8:05:39 PM CDT
(0)
why did this get resubmitted? I thought it was doing well..
mrmatrixaplix
April 22nd, 2007
8:30:11 PM CDT
(0)
it did TOO well
ydefk
April 22nd, 2007
8:21:31 PM CDT
(0)
i have no idea what your description means because im a total noob...but it got me chuckling.
Yozetty
April 22nd, 2007
8:22:53 PM CDT
(0)
haha
frauleinjimmy
April 22nd, 2007
8:25:12 PM CDT
(0)
nicely done. I love the first hit on the hoebag.
Wydra
April 22nd, 2007
8:40:46 PM CDT
(0)
My dream is fulfilled.
bubbajello1
April 22nd, 2007
8:44:52 PM CDT
(0)
four
PVDH
April 22nd, 2007
8:50:05 PM CDT
(0)
What do you have against getting a good rating?
MikeGainer
April 22nd, 2007
8:53:47 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent use of the quiznos bitch.
MegaBUD
April 22nd, 2007
8:57:14 PM CDT
(0)
haha nice!
doctor-acula
April 22nd, 2007
9:05:17 PM CDT
(0)
Good book.
SMZ
April 22nd, 2007
9:16:25 PM CDT
(4)
This YTMND is like 300; after watching it, all I want to do is kill someone
Space-G
April 22nd, 2007
9:25:57 PM CDT
(2)
5 for the phone bell making a sound when it hits her face. This URL needs to be posted on a Quizno's satisfied customer feedback form RIGHT NOW. In the words of Krusty the Clown, "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!"
SSbrawlfan90
April 23rd, 2007
10:27:22 AM CDT
(0)
Agreed
ZeroTron
April 22nd, 2007
9:42:40 PM CDT
(0)
it's not overrated. Why'd you delete it cause you got a good score? Oh well.
Xavos
April 22nd, 2007
9:44:57 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah! Die, bitch!
Kayne
April 22nd, 2007
10:07:09 PM CDT
(0)
5 for future pacard change
JoeyJoeJoe
April 22nd, 2007
10:29:12 PM CDT
(0)
What movie is this from?
akhiv
April 22nd, 2007
10:48:19 PM CDT
(0)
Great stuff!
heyoo
April 22nd, 2007
10:48:30 PM CDT
(0)
Why does everyone hate her? What's so bad if she likes the big meat?
soylentgreenparty
April 23rd, 2007
6:16:30 PM CDT
(1)
I want to give her the big meat!
waxfruit
April 30th, 2007
1:51:46 PM CDT
(0)
cuz only five people here have the big meat?
BTape
April 22nd, 2007
10:49:36 PM CDT
(0)
okay congrats people
Khaaaaaaaaaan
April 22nd, 2007
10:49:58 PM CDT
(0)
You uploaded this at the wrong time you moron. Now it won't even make top 5, maybe not even top 10.
SabreFang
April 22nd, 2007
10:59:53 PM CDT
(0)
The whistles go WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MarcusTheMartin
April 22nd, 2007
11:06:48 PM CDT
(0)
The Quiznos Bitches go Euhuha ha
Enterprisee
April 22nd, 2007
11:04:06 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Anig
April 22nd, 2007
11:05:17 PM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
isn't it spelled picard?
ssj4android
April 22nd, 2007
11:18:49 PM CDT
(0)
WTF, this is good. Leave it alone.
hamtax
April 22nd, 2007
11:31:40 PM CDT
(0)
I would give it a 6 if I could.
DeaconRage
April 22nd, 2007
11:33:12 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking insain.
Trebar
April 22nd, 2007
11:38:34 PM CDT
(0)
Sorry...goin to the top.
PinkUniscorn
April 22nd, 2007
11:48:15 PM CDT
(0)
LOOKS MORE LIKE MOBY BUT MAN IS THIS GOOD
coyotemoon722
April 23rd, 2007
12:15:12 AM CDT
(0)
oh if only it were possible...
ethan1134
April 23rd, 2007
12:19:02 AM CDT
(0)
It's not lacking any BITCH BEATING and that's what real BITCHES need!
travbrack
April 23rd, 2007
12:19:24 AM CDT
(0)
yesss... YESS!!!!!! OMFGJESUSCHRISTTHATF*CKINGROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
silver516
April 23rd, 2007
12:20:47 AM CDT
(0)
that first smack in the face...gets me crackin up every time.
peesauce
April 23rd, 2007
12:34:47 AM CDT
(0)
LOL TOP VIEWED AGAIN ADFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFADSFADSFASDFASDFSA
Riketorian
April 23rd, 2007
12:36:36 AM CDT
(-1)
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE!!
intsoccersuperstar
April 23rd, 2007
12:52:10 AM CDT
(0)
BALALBALABLAALALLALBALLALA (my actual verbal response to this site)
lonesome-killer
April 23rd, 2007
12:54:28 AM CDT
(0)
F*ck that bitch
MattressMan
April 23rd, 2007
12:55:10 AM CDT
(10)
PACARD IS COMING. REPENT.
BTape
April 23rd, 2007
1:02:34 AM CDT
(2)
they never learn :D
Rasico
April 23rd, 2007
1:06:20 AM CDT
(0)
haha
vigilante4x
April 23rd, 2007
1:54:22 AM CDT
(0)
HEY! The other one has goats; this one has Jack Black! Now I'll 5 it just to put it in the Top 15 again and piss you off.
lilsis
April 23rd, 2007
2:07:57 AM CDT
(0)
this is really satisfying. and despite what you think, this edit, and the joy from watching the quizno's woman beating more than merits a 5 so stfu
WTFNation
April 23rd, 2007
2:08:11 AM CDT
(0)
Best scene from best Cusack movie. Also, Quiznos bitch.
MattressMan
April 23rd, 2007
2:25:47 AM CDT
(5)
PACARD'D II
Lycandy
April 23rd, 2007
2:31:04 AM CDT
(-3)
You made it worse, I was going to give a 5 but yo changed it.
MattressMan
April 23rd, 2007
2:42:18 AM CDT
(3)
oops i did it again.
vigilante4x
April 23rd, 2007
2:34:19 AM CDT
(1)
This just keeps getting better and better.
BTape
April 23rd, 2007
2:34:22 AM CDT
(1)
PACARD'D
MattressMan
April 23rd, 2007
4:00:00 AM CDT
(2)
its the squirrels fault.
SSbrawlfan90
April 23rd, 2007
10:28:27 AM CDT
(0)
Naw it was that picture of dragon ball z hanging i the background
peesauce
April 23rd, 2007
2:44:01 AM CDT
(1)
5 for pacard gang bang
DakZhul
April 23rd, 2007
3:55:09 AM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
i dont understand pacard
blackmesa
April 23rd, 2007
4:25:30 AM CDT
(1)
Take that!
capungo
April 23rd, 2007
6:56:07 AM CDT
(2)
Some one needs to get those twins from the Matrix Pacard'd, NOW!!!
DarthWang
April 23rd, 2007
7:13:29 AM CDT
(0)
BEST SITE EVER
AnubisDX
April 23rd, 2007
7:15:22 AM CDT
(0)
I hate to admit it but it actually it's actually hilarious after the PACARD'ing
money-hat
April 23rd, 2007
8:16:48 AM CDT
(0)
Now I have to make more top viewed sites so I can make more PACARD switches...... the one I did wasn't enough.
protonoto
April 23rd, 2007
9:04:34 AM CDT
(0)
i luv pacard
s3m1lol
April 23rd, 2007
9:11:23 AM CDT
(0)
Pacard triplet ownage
s3m1lol
April 23rd, 2007
9:11:53 AM CDT
(0)
This just went from 5 to FAV
MurdarMachene
April 23rd, 2007
9:21:40 AM CDT
(0)
wow
ofnarcr
April 23rd, 2007
9:39:28 AM CDT
(-1)
WTF YOU CHANGED IT! Get rid of the dumbass eyes and high pitch noise you idiot.
MattressMan
April 23rd, 2007
10:01:36 AM CDT
(1)
i advertised i would change it if it went top 15 when i posted it. are people really going to complain again? awesome.
jeeper
April 23rd, 2007
9:53:43 AM CDT
(0)
High five
Scytale
April 23rd, 2007
10:01:45 AM CDT
(0)
YFly has all my favorite Pacard sites
SSbrawlfan90
April 23rd, 2007
10:25:11 AM CDT
(0)
EPIC!
ZeroTron
April 23rd, 2007
10:50:08 AM CDT
(0)
PACARD LOL
ZeroTron
April 23rd, 2007
10:51:41 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
Shephard
April 23rd, 2007
11:40:32 AM CDT
(0)
My brain hurts, but hers hurts more, so 5.
blizzard
April 23rd, 2007
11:44:00 AM CDT
(0)
As long as you keep the concept of the bitch being beat up, then it's a 5.
lolnightterrors
April 23rd, 2007
12:16:50 PM CDT
(0)
MOAR MEAT!!1!1!!!1eleven
LastDay
April 23rd, 2007
12:56:44 PM CDT
(0)
Pacard makes me think of a certain brand with a black/red fruit bat stamp.
Doomrock
April 23rd, 2007
1:06:37 PM CDT
(0)
LONG LIVE PAT
jnorris441
April 23rd, 2007
2:43:22 PM CDT
(1)
5 for huge yfly marquee
Kayne
April 23rd, 2007
2:44:40 PM CDT
(0)
rofl best pacard site yet I think
Bawlsfawls
April 23rd, 2007
3:17:28 PM CDT
(0)
LOLZ BONER 5'd
SomeGuy0000
April 23rd, 2007
3:32:03 PM CDT
(0)
oh gawd buahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
circuspenguin
April 23rd, 2007
3:49:23 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant, the song on the end kinda drags though
dqv
April 23rd, 2007
4:00:34 PM CDT
(0)
flyved
Trebar
April 23rd, 2007
4:23:43 PM CDT
(0)
Is there a John Luck Pacard here?
Tyler2k
April 23rd, 2007
4:52:20 PM CDT
(0)
Correct
ColdStone
April 23rd, 2007
5:32:19 PM CDT
(0)
This is retardtastic
soylentgreenparty
April 23rd, 2007
6:15:51 PM CDT
(0)
THAT'S NOT LACKING ANY MEAT!
agentstinky
April 23rd, 2007
10:06:05 PM CDT
(2)
EPIC PACARD has finally crossed over from retardation to brilliance.
jeeper
April 23rd, 2007
10:14:43 PM CDT
(0)
It cannot get any better than this, so nobody else bother trying, for everyone's sake.
omgbbqhax
April 23rd, 2007
10:18:59 PM CDT
(0)
NEEDS MORE YFLY!
Twinsen
April 23rd, 2007
11:39:07 PM CDT
(0)
37ed
HonkyMagoo
April 23rd, 2007
11:55:33 PM CDT
(0)
Wtf Charles?
maplejet
April 26th, 2007
10:35:26 AM CDT
(0)
What movie is this?
thorbacon
April 26th, 2007
9:59:22 PM CDT
(0)
Dude it's from Pacard Revenge of the Flying Donkeys (Honestly I want to know the ew version of the "No Pacard" too)
Centrus
April 26th, 2007
10:28:16 PM CDT
(0)
high fidelity
Twitchywolf
April 27th, 2007
8:59:20 AM CDT
(0)
old version better, 1'd.. makes fun of yfly, +2. 3 for you.
Twitchywolf
April 27th, 2007
8:59:50 AM CDT
(0)
Skullers
April 27th, 2007
9:49:26 AM CDT
(-1)
OH MY GOD WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT rofl
warpednewt
April 27th, 2007
10:31:08 AM CDT
(-1)
LOOOOL
SovietGunslinger
April 27th, 2007
4:36:33 PM CDT
(1)
What movie is that from?
Hal1
April 29th, 2007
11:06:36 AM CDT
(1)
Jamaica is not enough
Daltonofzeal
April 27th, 2007
5:26:38 PM CDT
(-1)
pretty lulzy
TinyNinjas
April 27th, 2007
5:47:48 PM CDT
(0)
Dude...wtf.
AntwanDavis
April 28th, 2007
2:08:30 AM CDT
(-7)
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(-7)
I didn't even look at it... "Pacard" = 1 on sight...
This-Is-Pretty-Good
April 28th, 2007
9:51:55 AM CDT
(-1)
John Luke Pacard
impulse
April 28th, 2007
10:33:51 AM CDT
(0)
What more could a guy ask for? 5/5
Riketorian
April 28th, 2007
11:08:49 AM CDT
(0)
i honestly dont see whats so funny about this...
Trystero
April 28th, 2007
1:54:39 PM CDT
(0)
nein.
Jobes
April 29th, 2007
1:50:43 AM CDT
(0)
PACARD HE HA HEHEHEHEHE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE
fearcondom
April 29th, 2007
1:58:24 AM CDT
(0)
fantamagnazing!
KKyuubi
April 29th, 2007
10:29:20 AM CDT
(0)
pacardlololol.ytmnd.com
bubbajello1
April 29th, 2007
9:37:42 PM CDT
(0)
Voated 5. lol pacard.
bonushobo
April 30th, 2007
12:16:16 AM CDT
(0)
Or Bedward ruminating: for the Sun Declin'd was hasting now with prone carreer To th' Ocean Iles, and in th' ascending Scale
Pettitman
April 30th, 2007
4:47:04 PM CDT
(0)
i came back to comment because i comment on every site i vote on.
drunk-ewok
April 30th, 2007
7:20:32 PM CDT
(0)
Gonna go ahead and click on that last star here.
kovcyrus
April 30th, 2007
7:53:52 PM CDT
(1)
+5 for random squirrel
Quick1
May 1st, 2007
1:13:08 PM CDT
(0)
Captain John Luke Pacard of the USS Jamaica!
Ingas
May 2nd, 2007
2:40:40 PM CDT
(0)
Heros must win in the end...
TheIrishMugFug
May 3rd, 2007
1:15:00 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking great
YTMNDJesus
May 3rd, 2007
4:18:19 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking win
Dylanius
May 14th, 2007
5:44:17 PM CDT
(0)
By far the greatest epic pacard Ive ever seen
Schoulayer
May 26th, 2007
1:47:29 PM CDT
(0)
F*CKING EPIC, F*CKING FAVORITED, F*CKING WIN,
DeathCoil
May 27th, 2007
3:24:02 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant!
thehyecircus
June 4th, 2007
1:06:58 AM CDT
(0)
The most UNDERRATED website ever. Amazing in every way, shape, or form possible. The theme some playing during the fight, the classic Bond ending... the theme song... the fight... the meat... I love you. Also YFly.
thehyecircus
June 14th, 2007
1:05:43 AM CDT
(0)
THIS IS STILL THE BEST YTMND EVER MADE!!!
SamSwashbuckler
June 19th, 2007
1:56:30 PM CDT
(0)
what the hell
Xiu
June 20th, 2007
5:41:17 PM CDT
(0)
Damnit, I had this in mind to do this. I guess I'll have to 5 :)
Eldred
June 28th, 2007
11:45:33 PM CDT
(0)
I just had an epic-gasm.
lolnightterrors
October 16th, 2007
5:22:58 PM CDT
(0)
In retrospect, this was the finest, most relevant, and most appropriate YTMND of its time. I salute you, sir.
Darkness1
November 5th, 2007
3:29:59 PM CST
(0)
LOLWUT
joe579003
July 15th, 2009
4:20:08 PM CDT
(0)
It needs moar quiznos goats.
Locke5
March 3rd, 2015
3:54:50 PM CST
(0)
This fad needs to come back.