PATRICK PACARD IS BACK!
Created on: April 20th, 2007
PATRICK PACARD IS BACK!
blommer 
umacantwink.ytmnd.com
You are the best one by far Pacard! PATRICK PACARD WILL RETURN IN JAMAICA IS NOT ENOUGH.
EPICPUSSY
PACARD'S THEME SONG

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Pope-Corckey-XXIII
April 20th, 2007
9:15:39 PM CDT
(1)
Lol we todd.
The-giva
April 21st, 2007
4:29:30 PM CDT
(0)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^ 2nd
MADVLAD
April 20th, 2007
9:15:51 PM CDT
(1)
That's because she's lanky.
killabee
April 20th, 2007
9:16:26 PM CDT
(0)
Who cares, she's hot!
Father-McKenzie
April 20th, 2007
10:01:55 PM CDT
(3)
are you sure
cimpy101
April 21st, 2007
12:36:54 AM CDT
(1)
WRONG
Doombringer55
April 20th, 2007
9:17:15 PM CDT
(1)
She's too busy shooting people with her leg and slicing them in half with her sword to worry about facial muscles.
Bluehawk2008
April 20th, 2007
9:28:38 PM CDT
(0)
The Leg-rifle was Rose McGowan.
KaneRobot
April 20th, 2007
9:29:32 PM CDT
(2)
They are interchangeable parts.
einrobstein
April 20th, 2007
10:50:30 PM CDT
(2)
No, Rose McGowan was in Kill Bill.
Howzit
April 21st, 2007
9:12:57 PM CDT
(0)
No, Rose McGowan was in Wrongly Cited Movie Part 3.
Kayne
April 20th, 2007
9:18:34 PM CDT
(1)
lol
shoover
April 20th, 2007
9:19:46 PM CDT
(1)
What a loser.
galaxhood
April 20th, 2007
9:19:52 PM CDT
(1)
good catch
bennyjoe81
April 20th, 2007
9:21:55 PM CDT
(1)
Much funnier now.
soulswallower6
April 20th, 2007
9:29:08 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
Good site but image isn't from Pulp Fiction
wisdumcube
April 20th, 2007
9:33:01 PM CDT
(4)
5'd for proper citations
money-hat
April 20th, 2007
9:44:54 PM CDT
(1)
They could have CGI'ed her winking if they weren't so lazy ....
diprisk
April 20th, 2007
11:57:16 PM CDT
(2)
I know, you should totally make a site dude and edit it so she does wink successfully, i predict it will make U&C.
money-hat
April 21st, 2007
12:43:27 AM CDT
(2)
nah, I would, but the whole joke would rely on this original site staying on the front page with the proposed new site. It would have no meaning once this one fell off the front page.
BTape
April 21st, 2007
12:45:47 AM CDT
(1)
so why did you make it?
money-hat
April 21st, 2007
12:49:06 AM CDT
(1)
BTape, Way to wreck the joke so soon. Look at the dates & times...
BTape
April 21st, 2007
4:40:28 AM CDT
(1)
your PACARD ripoff isn't good anyway pssh
money-hat
April 21st, 2007
8:19:05 AM CDT
(0)
OOOHHHW, I'll make mincemeat out of you.
starsucker
April 20th, 2007
9:45:39 PM CDT
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Uh, guys, this is from Kill Bill Vol 2. Wow.
ewfd
April 20th, 2007
9:45:44 PM CDT
(5)
sh*tty'd for 5 citations
jnorris441
April 20th, 2007
9:46:27 PM CDT
(2)
lol, botox
money-hat
April 20th, 2007
9:47:57 PM CDT
(7)
I understand the noobs missing it, but the folks who have been on the site since 2005/2006 and they still haven't picked up on the running joke involving the Tarantino citations....
starsucker
April 20th, 2007
9:57:49 PM CDT
(0)
lol knew it had to be an inside joke.
fourest
April 20th, 2007
9:51:22 PM CDT
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sick of peopel saying its from pulp fiction, ya btape, downvote this comment f*ggot
BTVagrant
April 20th, 2007
9:52:20 PM CDT
(1)
Again, the sources are all mixed up.
Ollivander
April 20th, 2007
9:54:55 PM CDT
(2)
5'd for Reservoir Dogs
BTape
April 20th, 2007
9:58:15 PM CDT
(1)
done before I am pretty certain
BTape
April 20th, 2007
9:58:52 PM CDT
(1)
I might 5 for pulp fiction though, it's one of my favorite movies
PVDH
April 20th, 2007
9:58:20 PM CDT
(1)
"5'd for Reservoir Dogs" QFT
Father-McKenzie
April 20th, 2007
10:01:22 PM CDT
(1)
5 for correct soruces
marc
April 20th, 2007
10:04:41 PM CDT
(1)
uh seriously guys leaves the newbs alone, and give 'once upon a time in mexico' the correct citation it deserves.
BTape
April 20th, 2007
10:05:33 PM CDT
(2)
I'll fav if you correctly cite the background image from once upon a time in mexico
roq
April 20th, 2007
10:08:15 PM CDT
(1)
oh man that's totally beyo
NESer
April 20th, 2007
10:08:37 PM CDT
(1)
:D
NateVonSocks
April 20th, 2007
10:10:02 PM CDT
(1)
This makes me want to watch Kill Bi.... errr, Pulp Fiction again
BTape
April 20th, 2007
10:13:02 PM CDT
(1)
Grindhouse!
SSgtTCZ
April 20th, 2007
10:16:48 PM CDT
(2)
5 for Jackie Brown
tkNukem
April 20th, 2007
10:18:00 PM CDT
(1)
i never noticed
thorbacon
April 20th, 2007
10:22:07 PM CDT
(-2)
Yo wrong Citations. The Image is from Grindhouse and the sound from Pulp fiction. Get it right damn it.
stevemuzz
April 20th, 2007
10:58:27 PM CDT
(2)
its all from LazyTown you damn noobs
Howzit
April 21st, 2007
9:19:12 PM CDT
(0)
Nope,then it'd be the most annoying thing ever. It's from Lion King 1 1/2 and Batman Returns.
NESchampion
April 20th, 2007
11:16:19 PM CDT
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cite the right sources you f*cker
dascoot
April 20th, 2007
11:45:04 PM CDT
(1)
Hey her eyeballs are like my right pinky, it won't bend independently.
SomeGuy0000
April 21st, 2007
12:13:54 AM CDT
(-1)
never heard of the double eye blink?
X-MadNesS-X
April 21st, 2007
12:37:25 AM CDT
(0)
very chilling indeed, you should be banned for that
blommer
April 21st, 2007
12:40:56 AM CDT
(2)
lol you're weird
Austin735
April 21st, 2007
1:53:19 AM CDT
(1)
LOL ASPLOSION ON HER STOMACH
AntwanDavis
April 21st, 2007
2:16:40 AM CDT
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wrong sources and it was dumb; you're getting what you deserve for this...
bigboy987
April 21st, 2007
2:24:14 AM CDT
(2)
i have the same problem, it singlehandly ruined my marriage
BTape
April 21st, 2007
3:37:05 AM CDT
(2)
PACARD'S EPIC NEW ADVENTURE (EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONE WITH THE SANDWICH)
wisdumcube
April 21st, 2007
6:04:28 AM CDT
(1)
wth change it back f*g
DarthWang
April 21st, 2007
7:01:19 AM CDT
(0)
5 for PACARD
money-hat
April 21st, 2007
7:36:00 AM CDT
(2)
Wait... I have to change mine too?
money-hat
April 21st, 2007
8:07:33 AM CDT
(2)
too late PACKARD got to it---- http://umaumawinkawinka.ytmnd.com/
BTape
April 21st, 2007
3:39:19 PM CDT
(0)
PACARD'D
soylentgreenparty
April 21st, 2007
7:55:54 AM CDT
(0)
he certainly has epic-length hair!
makeupman182
April 21st, 2007
8:17:09 AM CDT
(0)
remember the PACARD!!
Kayne
April 21st, 2007
8:46:57 AM CDT
(1)
rofl awesome switch
randomdude
April 21st, 2007
9:47:19 AM CDT
(0)
...Pacard has made a return yet again! XD
peesauce
April 21st, 2007
10:55:01 AM CDT
(0)
oh snap 2 pacards in 1 day, i love it
Enterprisee
April 21st, 2007
11:30:39 AM CDT
(0)
lol
MessedRocker
April 21st, 2007
11:35:56 AM CDT
(0)
who's patrick pacard?
rarrgh
April 21st, 2007
1:00:26 PM CDT
(0)
This is the real PATRICK PACARD: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=143230791
rarrgh
April 21st, 2007
1:02:33 PM CDT
(0)
Looks like the real PATRICK PACARD is a german child-actor from the 80s.... for proof just google it! http://www.amazon.de/Patrik-Pacard-DVDs-Hendrik-Martz/dp/B0002YLA0S
blommer
April 21st, 2007
1:07:30 PM CDT
(1)
Pacard went on lots of epic adventures as a kid, including infiltrating some scientists to find how they grow EPIC plants in EPIC conditions!
rarrgh
April 21st, 2007
2:15:47 PM CDT
(0)
btw how long before that other guy on myspace gets flooded?
Doomrock
April 21st, 2007
3:28:30 PM CDT
(0)
This is Pacard's finest moment.
JRich
April 21st, 2007
3:52:03 PM CDT
(0)
dood, wtf :)
Father-McKenzie
April 21st, 2007
4:00:11 PM CDT
(0)
patrack pacard f*ck yeah
pussinboots
April 21st, 2007
4:05:37 PM CDT
(0)
i dont know what to make of this, but i like it....so 4'd
hmjd
April 21st, 2007
5:25:18 PM CDT
(0)
PACARD insta-5. Epic John Luke (or it's Patrick now?? Truly EPIC)
crazyrabbits
April 21st, 2007
6:26:55 PM CDT
(0)
4'd, because Rose McGowan was in Moonraker (on a side note, I'd rake her over Evan Rachel Wood any day)
SSgtTCZ
April 21st, 2007
6:57:32 PM CDT
(-3)
OK - 1'd
Hal1
April 23rd, 2007
7:34:35 PM CDT
(0)
how is this only a 3.78? upvote people
DarkLadyMara
May 14th, 2007
8:25:49 PM CDT
(0)
5 stars for now, but I'll give you 6 if you make Beverly naked.
thehyecircus
June 2nd, 2007
6:59:33 PM CDT
(0)
If this site ever changes I will be devestated. LONG LIVE PACARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doomrock
June 5th, 2007
4:40:50 PM CDT
(4)
Why aren't American TV show themes this catchy anymore? This song should be in the next soundtrack.
darknesses
June 29th, 2007
2:07:16 PM CDT
(1)
I second this motion good sir.
YourTheCoconutMan
June 14th, 2007
7:09:06 AM CDT
(1)
One helluva mind f*ck of a fad is this.
Khaaaaaaaaaan
October 24th, 2008
11:14:11 PM CDT
(1)
I remember there being about 7 or so EPIC audio cuts to the original song here, and yet they are unnoticeable to me.