Fatty Feels Left Out
Created on: April 15th, 2007
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!
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2007-04-18 15:43:58
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I think the point is, this isn't a ytmnd. Needless to say, it's a great image, but you just lifted a picture from 4chan and added some slightly relevant music. You don't bring anything to the table by YTMNDing this, especially when you cite your sources as "INTARWEBZ".
If y'all were a bunch of girls I'd just assume your daddies molest you, but I can't figure out why so many boys have so many vanity issues. It's very effeminate and disturbing. You're all acting like those girls in the picture, squealing and laughing at someone because she has the great misfortune of not being a sheep in your flock..
but you can't hide behind the internet, everyone knows that the most of ya are sqeaky-voiced little neophytes with zits on your lips and an inability to grow pubes. Just because people make fun of you in real life doesn't make it acceptible to single out someone else to torment to make you feel better. I mean, I'm sorry the hot girls at school laugh at you and their boyfriends beat you up in the showers but seriously..
What I don't think you understand is that everyone has their opinons about people. It's a good thing you come in here spewing about equal treatment to people and the first person who says their opinion yougive them hell. That makes you a hyppocrite ma'am :P Oh, and I use the N word around my black friends all the time, so I must be black right? A have a lot of gay friends, so I must be gay too, right? I eat meat, so I must hate vegetarians right? :D
And no joejew, I didn't say you were molested. I said that if you were girls, I would assume it. They call that "psychology". Girls that are obsessed with their looks and the looks of others get that way for a reason. You should log off the net and read a book once in a while. But now that you've all proven what big dicks you have by humiliating someone who can't defend yourself, I'll let you all get back to sucking each other off and congratulating yourselves on having zero human compassion.
I hope your mothers are proud of the fine jobs they did of getting you ready for the real world. Mine must have dropped a ball somewhere when she taught me to be kind to people. Sorry I came in here trying to defend a girl whose life you are very probably ruining.. and don't let your big mannish guffaws fool you, you know I'm right. You know how f*cked up it is to be treated like this by someone, you've all been there and probably very recently. (That's more of that "psychology" stuff, joejew.)
Occam's Razor, sweetie. The most likely conclusion is that she's being made fun of by insecure bitches because she's fat and it makes them feel better. Maybe she does kill kittens. But what do you know from the picture? You know that four girls are humiliating a fifth girl. Does it feel good when people do that to you? No. Other people have tried through comments to say that they think it's mean, and the cleverest among you have just jumped on your first assumption, that they also are fat.
And maybe that's Occam's Razor too, or maybe you guys just aren't that creative. You're e-torturing a real live person who is quite possibly reading all your words. That's just f*cked up. But then I'm much older than y'all. I've been through the torture that you guys are going through/dishing out and I survived it. Go on and pretend to be tough little badasses, but only the most abused and disturbed among you don't realize what you're doing is cruel and meaningless.
We've already established that someone does not have to be fat to think it's cruel to make fun of fat people. Pay attention, we're just repeating stuff now. And if that's what you see, then fine. But what I see is four girls laughing with their faces turned towards the doorway where a fat girl just happened to be walking in. If it was inadvertent, so be it. The fact remains that you guys took what could very possibly have been a funny ytmnd and turned it sour.
For what it's worth I have absolutely nothing against Sergeant-Sassy or his sites, and I've seen a few and liked them in the past. I don't REALLY have a problem with this one either. It could have been interpreted so many different ways, maybe as a statement about isolation, whatever. But it's you kids coming in here blazing your harpoons and talkin bout OMG SHE SO FAT LOL that just makes me wanna ask Santa for a f*cking tubal ligation. You kids are taking YTMND down the sh*thole.
Now if you boys will pardon me, I've had a ton of fun (see? I can make jokes too) pissing on your Tiny Dick Parade, but I'm an old lady and my tired old bones just can't handle any more of your *ssh*lery for today. And no, joejew, I don't even mean specifically YOUR *ssh*lery. I got no problem with you either. My goal here is to make you all aware that if the mamas that created you and gave birth to you and raised you to be upstanding little men could see what you were doing, they would be ashamed.
And if, amid all the boisterous comments of NO FAT CHICKS and LOL FATTY MCGEE, I have planted even the tiniest seed of shame in your neophytic brains, then crashing your little henpeck party was worth it. Even if you insist that I didn't. I have maaany brothers. One's 17. I know how important it is to save face, especially in front of a chick that's just reamed your collective asses, so go ahead and tell me that my words haven't phased you, all us grown-up folks know the truth. ;)
Oh! And for the sake of historical accuracy, I was made fun of by the girls at my school because of the following reasons: 1) I was in all the Smart Kid classes, 2) I was poor and couldn't afford all the latest fashions, 3) I was a tomboy and the boys liked me and liked being around me, and 4) I was abused and so I was naturally shy and withdrawn, and bratty little kids seek that sh*t out like vultures. Oh and because I have freckles, although they stopped teasing me about that around 2nd grade.
How exactly have you 'reamed our collective asses' as you so boist about? You've only proven that you feel a sense of compassion for overwight people, and that we clearly do not. You're trying to convince us that making fun of her becuase of her weight problem, which is probably her own fault mind you, is a terrible thing. Judging by the number of 5's this site has recieved, there's about 1,000 or so people who feel no sympathy for that fat bitch in the picture either. Making fun of fat people is just fun
When I look at that fat girl, I see a woman who hasn't the decency or self-control to put the fork down. She hasn't even taken the iniative to try and lose the weight either. there are people starving all over the world, what about them? She probably eats more in a single meal than 15 children in Somalia. Also, If you knew anything about mainstream comedy today, it's actually rather acceptable to make fun of fat people. Their just funny to look at, end of story.
Allesandro honey, you seem to keep having a problem with understanding me. Do you know what "to ream out" means, in its metaphorical sense? It means to give someone a hard time about something. If you don't think I was giving you a hard time then I think you need to reread. What I've proven is that you have no problem making fun of someone who is weaker than you are, an underdog as it were, and who isn't even here to defend herself to boot. You're just 1000's of bullies, that's all.
There's a difference between being opinionated and being a bully. If I were to literally go to the woman's home and beat the hell out of her for being fat, that would be bullying (and assault and battery), but I've never met the girl, and I'm pretty sure that she's not here, so our comments about her aren't anything more than idle chatter
I said that last one wrong, it actually made it sound like I was a bully, what I was trying to say is that I have no problem making fun of a person who's fat, but say, for instance, if I saw a fat guy walkiing down the street, I wouldn't run up to him and start telling him he's fat, I'd laugh and crack a joke about it later.
Being a bully does not mean physically harming someone. It means, for lack of better words, to pick on someone smaller than you. Obviously she is NOT smaller than you, ho ho ho ha ha I made a fat joke, but you see my point. Now, to clarify, what you do with your friends would not be considered bullying, and the reason is because they would not be considered "weaker" than you. They are basically your equals, right? You're not exerting power over them, you're just f*ckin around with some friends. That's fine.
I call my female friends "bitch" and "slut" all the time, because it's understood that I'm joking and it's all in good fun. My brother calls me "c*nt". I call him "queer". It's among friends, see? It's when you intentionally cause the duress of someone else for no other reason other than just to be mean, then you become a bully. But right now we're just battling semantics, that's not the point of this entire dissertation. I felt the need to stand up for someone who was being tormented.
I just read the last thing you wrote.. and ok. I'm not gonna bawl you out for that. Everyone does that. Like I said before, I even thought this site had the potential to be funny at first, but not this way. It went from me covering my mouth and giggling and thinking "That's messed up" to being disgusted with humans in general and blah blah blah. So I said something. And I'm ok with y'all being pissed off at me for it, because I'da stood up for any one of you guys too, if you were being singled out unfairly.
The fact is, you don't even know if she's being tormented, for all you know the girl could have just walked in at a bad time and they're all laughing that someone saw them. She's not even here to say anything about this, so she can't speak for herself about how she feels, so no one really knows if she's sad or not.
You made very good points dascoot and I applaud the effort/message but it will fall on deaf ears. The fact is, teenagers generally lack development in the area of the brain that deals with empathy. This is why it's natural for many kids to inflict pain on animals -- their brains have about as much development as a psychopath. Some people develop better than others, and some never develop properly (see: adults who "act like kids").
I appreciate it when someone sticks to their guns on a subject, but this is just a needle in a sea of a lot of retarded needles. Fat jokes aren't ruining YTMND, this is just common internet bullsh*t. When YTMND was smaller we had higher quality, but those days are over. You aren't taking on a subject that only effects YTMND, but all of society.
Anyways, it's easy for us to be mean when we don't have to look the person in the eyes.
I get you, but it wasn't just a Fat Jokes Are Mean issue. It's so much more layered, basically an issue of being sick of seeing kids hurt each other for sh*ts and giggles. Those kids got killed the day before I started posting by someone who had been picked on, same with Columbine, Jonesboro, etc. I'm just goddamn sick of so much hate. And in the news there's always someone talking about how bullying needs to be kept in check to prevent that sh*t, so I brought the issue up. *shrug*
I hope he is too, and I'm not saying that I have even one iota of sympathy for him. But he WAS bullied, I've read it in several articles already and it's only been a few days. The entire point of what I just said is not that crazy people should be coddled, but that everyone else who wants to preserve their health needs to stop f*cking with the crazy people. Some people survive being bullied, and their only side effects are a stronger resolve and a knack for pissing off teeny boppers.
(That empty reply was meant to be an arrow like this < -- but I keep forgetting that Less Than pisses off the binary gods of YTMND.) So anyway, some of us get through it just fine and others crack. But it's like Defensive Driving.. you never know who's on the road with you, so you just always yield the right of way and do the wave thing when you cut someone off so you can avoid that one nut in a million who'll follow you home and beat your head in with a bat.
But that's a bit of a tangent.. Allesandro, like you and I agreed yesterday, everyone makes fun of other people. That's just the nature of the beast, humans are innately assy and destructive. But what supposedly sets us apart from the animals and the extremist Muslims - yes I went there - and any other genus or species that we fancy ourselves superior to, is our ability to use intelligence and reason to settle our differences. Which by proxy is the reason I spoke up, because it just felt like the comments..
..for this site had become a proverbial monkey house of sh*t and banana flinging. I will admit that after talking back and forth with, Allesandro - and anyone else who was adult enough to speak up and converse like a big boy versus sending me retarded PM's with some alt handle like a coward - that your intentions were not cruelty for cruelty's sake. You just forget that this is a public forum, anyone can read this, you're not just whispering a joke behind your hand to a close friend. That's all I'm saying.
Wow, i actually wasted my time reading all that. Funny to see idiotic people(i.e. dascoot) try to politically correct us on this site. Black comedy, do you need a description? Anyway, i bet dascoot was a whore in her later years, needing attention to overcome her "problems" she faced growing up. Just an observation, from seeing it happen too often. Anyway, back to the kitchen with you. And yes, I am of age, married in fact, well educated and against most things you said you're for,ha...silly woman.
Then you're stupid. Give your wife my condolences. Hope you have a good prenup too. :) PS, do a little research first, black comedy refers to satire. This is absolutely 100% in no way satirical. But thanks, I did enjoy seeing a grown man threatened by a pair of fallopian tubes attempt to haul out some big guns. Back to the vat with you, the fries are up.
By the way fellas, this whole thing is unfairly skewing the stats so if anyone cares to continue the conversation elsewhere, let me know when and where. Otherwise I'll leave all the little kids and their new buddy Sir Redneck Wifebeater up there to their various methods of overcompensation. But I'm warning you, if some plus-sized commando starts mowing down pasty birdchested boys with bad teenage mustaches I WILL be back to say I told you so. Be kind to each other! Love & kisses! Yay she's shutting up now!!
2007-04-18 15:43:58
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I think the point is, this isn't a ytmnd. Needless to say, it's a great image, but you just lifted a picture from 4chan and added some slightly relevant music. You don't bring anything to the table by YTMNDing this, especially when you cite your sources as "INTARWEBZ".
I use to be fat :D I might have been offended by this ytmnd then, i'm not sure, but i do find this slightly amusing. The only reason it is considered amusing is because we all have an idea of how people should look in order to be attractive. Noones idea of beautiful is necessarily right or wrong, but when we see a picture of several "pretty girls" juxtaposed with an over-weight girl in the shadows, it appeals to our sense of espectations. We believe girls who aren't attractive should hide themselves to...
avoid revealling situations such as these. This doesn't make us horrible people, but in the sense of her own personal feelings toward the situation it does. We are horrible people to her, but from a societal stance we are well within our means.We are too well programmed through TV and advertisements that our sense of right and wrong have been influenced to the point where making fun of someone for their imperfections isn't such a terrible thing.
Way to waste hours of your pathetic life typing up these idiotic, mock-morality posts like you're going to make a difference in people, YTMND, or the world. It's not happening. People who are outcasts are the ones that get poked fun at. It's society, it's worldwide, it's not JUST the internet, stop acting like you're so "above" the rest of the people here, when you're not. Way to act like an *ssh*le yourself calling people "sqeaky-voiced little neophytes". You desperately need a social life. Get one, fast.
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Wait, why is there an open space leading to the next room in the corner of the bathroom? Where's the door? What kind of bathroom from the twilight zone is this? For that matter, why is she just standing there watching them, anyway? She had to have known they were taking a picture. THEY had to have known she was standing right there. How can they proceed to have a grand old time and snap a photo when some person is standing there staring? I'M SO CONFUSED!
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