Neo Finds a Secret
Created on: April 13th, 2007
He didn't just visit the Architect...
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T WAS A SIMPLE AFFAIR, OR SO HE TOLD YOU. PADDING YOUR WAY THROUGH THE MOONLIT HALLS OF BAYSIDE HIGH, CLAD ONLY IN YOUR PANTHRO SLEEPER PAJAMAS-YOU KNOW, THE ONES WITH THE FOOTIES-YOU SILENTLY PONDERED AS TO HOW EXACTLY YOU WERE GOING TO GET THE AMYL NITRATE OUT OF THE SCIENCE LAB.
YOUR BENEFACTOR, MISTER BELDING, CLAIMED THAT HE BADLY NEEDED TO GET A HOLD OF THAT CANISTER, DUE TO A FUTURE ENGAGEMENT TO BE HELD AT THE GREASE DUMPSTER OUTSIDE OF THE PALISADES HOMETOWN BUFFET. THERE WAS TOO MUCH RED TAPE FOR HIM TO CUT THROUGH, HAD HE CHOSEN TO TAKE MORE LEGAL MEASURES, AND SO THE TASK FELL TO YOU. YOU WERE OFFERED A FRONT ROW VIP PASS TO THE DUMPSTER PARTY, THE SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT OF THE SEASON, BIGGER THAN THE CLASS SKI TRIP, BETTER THAN WHITEWATER RAFTING WITH ROD BELDING. IF YOU GOT THE POPPERS, BELDING SLYLY INSINUATED, THEN YOU WOULD THE THE QUEEN OF THE SCENE. AND SO YOU ACCEPTED, AND SHOOK HANDS WITH THE DEVIL.
THE DOOR TO THE SCIENCE LAB LAY AHEAD OF YOU, A DARKENED PHANTOM BEYOND WHICH YOUR RECTAL D
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