Time Traveling Package
Created on: April 12th, 2007
Time Traveling Package

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Acton
April 12th, 2007
8:58:17 PM CDT
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10 years shy of being perfect. but still f*cking funny. 5d
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:32:39 AM CDT
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MikeyComicsInc
April 13th, 2007
2:58:43 AM CDT
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anal processing...damnit its everywhere
YellowCyclone
April 13th, 2007
5:09:10 AM CDT
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yeah. there's abusing the system and then there's this...
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:14:04 PM CDT
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zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:15:52 PM CDT
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April 13th, 2007
1:17:19 PM CDT
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The-giva
April 13th, 2007
7:23:37 PM CDT
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
Lorhrok
April 12th, 2007
8:58:38 PM CDT
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Did you order this from a guy with a mullet?
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:33:20 AM CDT
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MarjaMariachi
April 12th, 2007
9:01:30 PM CDT
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Their customer service pushes it to the limit!
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:33:55 AM CDT
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Kayne
April 12th, 2007
9:46:37 PM CDT
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it's the null value for a date field in the database they're using, probably SQL Server since it likes to use dec. 31st, 1969
Phernoree
April 12th, 2007
9:58:36 PM CDT
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Or...the package went back in time.
wisdumcube
April 12th, 2007
10:44:36 PM CDT
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I'd assume the latter
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:34:32 AM CDT
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RonBurgundy
April 13th, 2007
1:49:35 AM CDT
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by the beard of Zeus!
StupidBoringAsshole
April 13th, 2007
10:33:10 PM CDT
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1969 isn't special. MOST systems start time at Dec 31, 1969. The odd bit is the 3:59:59 part. Although that could have been due to timezone conversion.
twEEker
April 12th, 2007
9:46:37 PM CDT
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OMG
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:35:04 AM CDT
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twEEker
April 12th, 2007
9:47:20 PM CDT
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ZOMG TIME HAX KAYNE
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:36:24 AM CDT
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jnorris441
April 12th, 2007
9:48:02 PM CDT
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music makes it
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:37:08 AM CDT
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SoCalledGod
April 12th, 2007
9:51:07 PM CDT
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haha. this had me laughing for quite a while. the music made it 10 times funnier. i give it a 5
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:39:24 AM CDT
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Wootsat
April 12th, 2007
9:51:49 PM CDT
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hahaha, yea this is 100% music choice
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:45:52 AM CDT
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Phernoree
April 12th, 2007
9:52:45 PM CDT
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great - I was almost gonna remove one star for you having maddox bookmarked.
jorrar
April 12th, 2007
9:56:10 PM CDT
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yeah me too
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:46:55 AM CDT
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Ochobobo
April 12th, 2007
10:02:02 PM CDT
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this site is a lot funnier than it should be :/
Mech
April 13th, 2007
12:06:57 AM CDT
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lol I know
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:18:17 AM CDT
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TVarmy
April 12th, 2007
10:05:40 PM CDT
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Question: Were the contents aged 38 years when they arrived? Or is the package still shipping because USPS is that damn slow?
freedomflakes
April 12th, 2007
10:15:42 PM CDT
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I haven't gotten the contents yet. But they can't be from 1969 because I ordered "Running On Empty" which came out in 1988.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:19:10 AM CDT
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Centrus
April 12th, 2007
10:13:03 PM CDT
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5 cause my birthday is on it.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:21:03 AM CDT
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steakman
April 12th, 2007
10:15:11 PM CDT
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i guess mullet man really came through
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:21:38 AM CDT
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Last-Ranger
April 12th, 2007
10:20:27 PM CDT
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Very nice. 4 at least for BttF music.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:22:08 AM CDT
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furrykef
April 12th, 2007
10:20:41 PM CDT
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3'd because jokes about January 1, 1970 are old, and this is just that date adjusted for time zone
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:22:39 AM CDT
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whatapain
April 12th, 2007
10:39:35 PM CDT
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What Firefox theme is that?
freedomflakes
April 12th, 2007
10:58:34 PM CDT
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redshift v2
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:16:52 AM CDT
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keatonkeaton999
April 12th, 2007
10:48:39 PM CDT
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:D
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:23:53 AM CDT
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Floorgasborg
April 12th, 2007
11:00:07 PM CDT
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zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:24:29 AM CDT
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WAFFLEZ
April 12th, 2007
11:22:57 PM CDT
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typs are funny. LOOK THAT WAS F*CKING HILARIOUS MAKE ANOTHER SITE.
Neek
April 12th, 2007
11:51:11 PM CDT
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typs are indeed funny, sir.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:46:23 AM CDT
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Kalishinko
April 12th, 2007
11:41:48 PM CDT
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screenshotmnd
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:25:00 AM CDT
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boomaga
April 12th, 2007
11:58:45 PM CDT
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I always thought the BTTF music was Jerry Goldsmith, or Zimmer. Anyway, the music makes the joke, and I usually 5 those.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:25:32 AM CDT
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hbktommy4031
April 13th, 2007
12:05:55 AM CDT
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the music makes this a winner. so glad you didnt use safety not guaranteed music
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:27:08 AM CDT
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simplegreen21
April 13th, 2007
12:05:55 AM CDT
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zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:28:01 AM CDT
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Warlock
April 13th, 2007
12:15:20 AM CDT
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This makes me feel warm inside.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:30:36 AM CDT
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Dreamparacite
April 13th, 2007
12:21:52 AM CDT
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The UPS truck is going 88 MILES PER HOUR!
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:31:57 AM CDT
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Flopsy
April 13th, 2007
12:34:36 AM CDT
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UNIX EPOCH
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:33:17 AM CDT
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spotter29
April 13th, 2007
12:34:51 AM CDT
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mother of god.. they've done it!
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:34:37 AM CDT
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TokyoDestroyer
April 13th, 2007
12:44:33 AM CDT
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An incredible find.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:35:07 AM CDT
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pony16
April 13th, 2007
12:53:00 AM CDT
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the sound makes this a 5
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:37:42 AM CDT
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arcseraph
April 13th, 2007
1:01:53 AM CDT
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Sending packages back in time!? I guess they figured...."what the hell"
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:36:32 AM CDT
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SENDING PACKAGES BACK IN TIME TO THE TIME OF THE ORDER ONCE THEY ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE WOULD BE PRACTICAL SINCE IT WOULD BE INSTANT DELIVERY
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:38:12 AM CDT
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generalverduin
April 13th, 2007
1:23:40 AM CDT
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i suspect an edit, as you can see, there is plenty of numbers to copy from other parts of this picture to make it that date...so until you can difinitively prove its real (which you probably cant), its only a 4. lol, its pretty funny though.
freedomflakes
April 13th, 2007
1:25:14 AM CDT
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I suspect your wrong. Here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/css/shiptrack/view.html/104-4818335-7078307?ie=UTF8&addressID=jllhtqlssj&trackingNumber=9102120811836232248315&latestArrivalDate=1176949800&shipMethod=USPS%5FSMART%5FMAIL&orderID=002-2941201-1268814&shipmentDate=1176050531
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:31:04 AM CDT
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Phoojoeniam
April 13th, 2007
1:27:22 AM CDT
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I am the biggest Back to the Future fan ever... (It's Alan Silvestri BTW)
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:38:42 AM CDT
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zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:29:25 AM CDT
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v3rt1g0
April 13th, 2007
1:40:26 AM CDT
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GREAT SCOTT!!!
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:40:52 AM CDT
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breaknek
April 13th, 2007
1:47:06 AM CDT
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5'd for maddox bookmark
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:41:22 AM CDT
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zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:36:00 AM CDT
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SENDING PACKAGES BACK IN TIME TO THE TIME OF THE ORDER ONCE THEY ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE WOULD BE PRACTICAL SINCE IT WOULD BE INSTANT DELIVERY
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:37:11 AM CDT
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NOT SURE WHY THEY THINK IT WILL TAKE 41 YEARS THOUGH BUT I GUESS YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE IT OR IT TOOK LONGER THAN 41 YEARS
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
2:41:53 AM CDT
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Treadstone
April 13th, 2007
3:08:22 AM CDT
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5'd for back to the future theme
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
3:39:15 AM CDT
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Keegmeister
April 13th, 2007
10:02:49 AM CDT
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shut thef*ck up zomg
MuckRaker
April 13th, 2007
3:09:45 AM CDT
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It was a good year.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:13:23 PM CDT
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typogra
April 13th, 2007
3:29:59 AM CDT
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showing off cool browser skin always wins
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:14:36 PM CDT
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AnubisX303
April 13th, 2007
3:54:51 AM CDT
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lol
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:15:21 PM CDT
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grayback
April 13th, 2007
4:31:50 AM CDT
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it includes safety guarantee?
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:16:47 PM CDT
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ChibiGoku
April 13th, 2007
4:38:35 AM CDT
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Wow...
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:17:58 PM CDT
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Kernowyom
April 13th, 2007
5:27:07 AM CDT
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I like how one of your bookmarks is 'The Internet'.
Kernowyom
April 13th, 2007
5:27:42 AM CDT
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Even though I know its actually IMDB.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
1:24:48 PM CDT
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elerium
April 13th, 2007
5:27:59 AM CDT
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Is that the penis pump you ordered?
DaG
April 13th, 2007
11:57:43 AM CDT
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not funny.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
4:04:13 PM CDT
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jasonmp85
April 13th, 2007
5:36:54 AM CDT
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Epoch fail.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
4:05:50 PM CDT
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Volkssturm
April 13th, 2007
6:22:38 AM CDT
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That package is my hero!
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
April 13th, 2007
8:17:22 PM CDT
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netsurfer-x1
April 13th, 2007
6:58:22 AM CDT
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When the brown truck goes 88 mph, shipment is not guaranteed.
MeatwadPwnsYou
September 6th, 2007
9:32:05 PM CDT
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in before anal processing
SpaceboyKev
April 13th, 2007
7:19:19 AM CDT
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omgz omgz i soooo know werz u liverz!
freedomflakes
April 13th, 2007
7:52:57 AM CDT
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No you don't.
waxfruit
April 13th, 2007
7:54:48 AM CDT
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HOLY CRAP11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EdenMaster
April 13th, 2007
8:03:01 AM CDT
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Your package's safety is not guaranteed.
Sakes
April 13th, 2007
8:24:21 AM CDT
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Dear Marty, if my calculations are correct you should recieve this package right after you arrive in 1985.
St00pidman
April 13th, 2007
8:39:17 AM CDT
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Mullet Man strikes again!
Canon
April 13th, 2007
9:14:13 AM CDT
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Get a decent firefox theme.
Canon
April 13th, 2007
9:14:46 AM CDT
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Canon
April 13th, 2007
9:15:22 AM CDT
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jasonkrowe
April 13th, 2007
9:35:42 AM CDT
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So it CAN be done....
Mr-Gazpacho
April 13th, 2007
9:41:01 AM CDT
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I was expecting a mullet, but five nontheless.
seamaf
April 13th, 2007
10:22:02 AM CDT
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safety not guaranteed.
Hellsatan
April 13th, 2007
10:29:23 AM CDT
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The would be -1 of the Unix epoch (time represented in seconds since 1st of jan 1970).
Gh0s7
April 13th, 2007
11:03:39 AM CDT
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rocco
April 13th, 2007
11:23:34 AM CDT
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Winchester
April 13th, 2007
11:23:46 AM CDT
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5'd
agentstinky
April 13th, 2007
12:55:07 PM CDT
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OH SH*T
stealthrabbi
April 13th, 2007
1:22:46 PM CDT
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-1 for Fredonia
freedomflakes
April 13th, 2007
1:34:46 PM CDT
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Hey, I totally agree with that; it sucks balls here.
pussinboots
April 13th, 2007
2:31:40 PM CDT
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88 mph!!!!
LordOfTheFlies
April 13th, 2007
2:48:26 PM CDT
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Good stuff... 5'd for the concept. -2'd for the abscence of push it to the limit and "safety not guaranteed" ;(
roq
April 13th, 2007
2:58:10 PM CDT
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The box containing special medication and book to help Jimi Hendrix recover from his addiction to drugs has been delivered successfully.
yoda-spleen
April 13th, 2007
3:32:41 PM CDT
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lool
TiitHelimut
April 13th, 2007
3:35:41 PM CDT
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hahaha. 5'd for BTTF musik. yep, i want chicken.
skza
April 13th, 2007
4:27:14 PM CDT
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GET SOME LUBE U F*CKIN TUBE
Dralestrom
April 13th, 2007
4:39:31 PM CDT
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Once Happened to me before when I ordered online, 5 for music Choice.
tanaciousp
April 13th, 2007
4:55:23 PM CDT
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mother of god
xcrissxcrossx
April 13th, 2007
6:33:45 PM CDT
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lol at "the best page" with che guavara icon in your toolbar
splake
April 13th, 2007
7:26:16 PM CDT
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Daltonofzeal2
April 13th, 2007
7:57:06 PM CDT
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I FOUND A PICTURE. DISCUSS AND RATE MY ABILITY TO FIND PICTURES ON THE INTERNET PLZ
Phil709
April 13th, 2007
8:16:43 PM CDT
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I don't get it :'(
DefenderofFuture
April 13th, 2007
9:58:25 PM CDT
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This is awesome.
lolwtfnothing
April 13th, 2007
10:35:59 PM CDT
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how did it go back in time on the same day and return on the same day?