Christianity's Bold New Effort
Created on: March 30th, 2007
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Make sure that the packaging is unopened when you return your jew. Don't forget to keep the receipt.

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March 30th, 2007
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My Jew died in transit.
March 30th, 2007
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sorry to hear :P
March 30th, 2007
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I didn't even know I lost my Jew!
March 30th, 2007
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I don't know why I bought my jew...he can't carry anything heavy and is always whining.
March 30th, 2007
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Can you return a busted jew if it gets mangled by a crucifix?
March 30th, 2007
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You know a crucifix is Jesus on a cross right? So you're Jews got mangled by another Jew on a cross?
March 31st, 2007
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LERN2READNWRITEF*G
April 23rd, 2007
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Thanks, LEXERAN, but we understood the joke perfectly well on our own.
March 30th, 2007
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March 30th, 2007
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I was expecting more from a product that built the pyramids.
March 30th, 2007
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The pyramids were not built by slave labor, but rather by religious fanatics trying to support their god-king. It didn't need slave labor.
March 30th, 2007
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Pray tell me what's the difference between enslavement and religion. ( @__@ SECRET COMMUNIST COMMENT. )
March 30th, 2007
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Why couldn't they have been built by both? Egypt existed for far more than one generation you know... If there were slaves at one point little of evidence of them would be left behind...
March 31st, 2007
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Everyone knows that slaves built the pyramids as Gou'auld landing pads.
March 30th, 2007
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is rail shipping available?
March 30th, 2007
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YOU LEFT OUT URU ACHIM. -4 For no uru achim.
March 30th, 2007
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http://christisnotafashion.ytmnd.com/ Hey Jesus, do a flip!
March 30th, 2007
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THAT NUMBER AND RECORD IT. >>
March 30th, 2007
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That's expensive :/
March 30th, 2007
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I just called and the lady sounded Arab. I could barely understand her? Secret Islam Trap?
March 30th, 2007
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She was probably Israeli...
April 23rd, 2007
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rofl, owned. Well, maybe. The Israelis sound a bit Middle Eastern, but not Arab.
March 30th, 2007
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Wings of Eagles? o.O
March 30th, 2007
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haha
March 30th, 2007
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Hahaha I don't need a compass anymore.
March 30th, 2007
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/nick MONEY_BACK_GUARANTEE_ASS_NlGGA
March 30th, 2007
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lol
March 30th, 2007
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My leash is all I need
March 30th, 2007
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Hilarious...
March 30th, 2007
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can your xbox fly? Jesus can.
March 30th, 2007
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wtf lol
March 30th, 2007
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wow, just wow.
March 30th, 2007
(1)
Can i get you some Jews?
March 30th, 2007
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Jews ain't cheap are they?
March 30th, 2007
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Is a midget Jew half price?
March 30th, 2007
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its ok
March 30th, 2007
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I have a sinking feeling that they're trying to privately fund re-expansion into Palestine with this bullsh*t. >.
March 30th, 2007
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Do I get my money back when I return my Jew, or just store credit?
March 30th, 2007
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That's extortion! Fortunatly my Jew came with a 30 day return policy. Thank you eBay!!
March 30th, 2007
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sorry forgot to rate
March 30th, 2007
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lol
March 30th, 2007
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Zylkon-B was cheaper!
March 30th, 2007
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OMG WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION!
March 30th, 2007
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Wow what a sweet deal. I can send 4 jews for the price of sending... 4 jews.
March 30th, 2007
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The Fuher would like to know if you can return a dead Jew...our gas chambers are getting kinda full and we could use the cash rebate...
March 30th, 2007
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I never even received my Jew. FexEx said they must have lost him in the desert.
March 30th, 2007
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Where are we returning them to, exactly?
March 31st, 2007
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YTMND really is full of f*cking morons.
March 30th, 2007
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Notice the price doesn't go down as the number of jews increases. Lets see, they're assuming all christians are dumb (true) and they're trying to rip them off. Sounds like a conspiracy to me
March 30th, 2007
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My Jew is f*cking defective. It whines ALL the time, snitches money, and it leaves noseprints EVERYWHERE.
March 30th, 2007
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nope nope
March 30th, 2007
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mmhm
March 30th, 2007
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if only we could get them to return some n*gg*rs now too
March 30th, 2007
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They tried that >.
March 30th, 2007
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Rip off.
March 30th, 2007
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March 30th, 2007
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o_O
March 30th, 2007
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This is just the result of taking a 2000+ year old fictional figurative passage literally.
March 30th, 2007
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plz explain........
March 30th, 2007
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The bible says that Jesus can't return until the "Chosen People" have control of Jerusalem or some stupid racist bullsh*t. Hence: Zionism and the US backed establishment of the Jewish state. And yes, your tax dollars are paying for this.
March 30th, 2007
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yeah, because if jews are in the bible then we know they never really lived there
March 30th, 2007
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jews suck lol
March 30th, 2007
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I wouldnt give money too a jew, but yet o sponsered a site for 15cents so i guess i did...o and i bought toilet paper
March 30th, 2007
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Actually, the pyramids were built by peasant labourers. The farm land flooded for several weeks each year, and there was work to be had building giant monuments, so they supplemented their income thus. Oh, and what the hell? (WRT to the actual YTMND)
March 30th, 2007
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I ordered one. Now I have to get on recepie.com to find out what temperature to cook him at.
March 30th, 2007
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Poetry time LoL f*cking jesus f*ckingjesus faster and faster I f*ck him in the ear and i flech his ear and i snowbal into his dads mouth LoL jesus
March 30th, 2007
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So what exactly is this about? I know it sort of ruins the joke to ask but..
March 30th, 2007
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This is a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke.
March 30th, 2007
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no, you're just stupid if you don't understand it...
March 30th, 2007
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GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM, JESUS!
March 30th, 2007
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lol
March 30th, 2007
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lol
March 30th, 2007
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return jews to what? i dont get it
March 30th, 2007
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The land they were excilled from thounsands of years ago...
March 31st, 2007
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so giving money to the christian church = exile of jews...I still dont get it
March 31st, 2007
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"The Christian Church" uses the money to "return" the Jews
March 30th, 2007
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They're not really being "returned" but it is their ancestral homeland...
March 30th, 2007
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LOLLL wtf was that FOR?
March 30th, 2007
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Our master plan unveiled D: So basically Teknorat could have returned 3 Jews, but noo...
March 31st, 2007
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oh my god you've got to be f*cking kidding me... f*cking insane evangelical zionists.
March 31st, 2007
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They wouldn't take my Jews, something about defective Yamacas or so, that and I lost their hebrew Bibles.
March 31st, 2007
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5'd for a great deal!
March 31st, 2007
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NSFW???
March 31st, 2007
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Who the hell NSFW'd this??? Does having the word JEW in it automatically make it NSFW??
February 19th, 2013
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March 31st, 2007
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I'd like to say this is one of the stupidest things my Christian brethren have done, but that's saying A LOOOOOOOTTTTT. Don't people know by now not to even begin to act like you understand anything about prophecies concerning the end of the world? but surely Jews returning has nothing to do with it anymore, they are no longer the chosen people, there are no lands on earth anymore that are holier than any other.
March 31st, 2007
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What about Poland?
March 31st, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHA oh sh*t man great page hahahahahaaha
March 31st, 2007
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nobody f*cks w the jesus, dude
February 19th, 2013
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fuck jesus
March 31st, 2007
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Christians never quit do they lol.
March 31st, 2007
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George W. thanks you for giving more money to the zionists. As if the Kosher tax isn't enough.
March 31st, 2007
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Why is this nsfw?
March 31st, 2007
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Hmmm... this is surely WS. Wait, let me check again. (Pause) Yep, it's still WS.
March 31st, 2007
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Eh, funny picture, but boring YTMND.
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I'm sure they have enough money to return their cheap asses back to hell.
February 19th, 2013
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you would think if you bought more than one you would get a better price but you dont! fucking jews...