Christianity's Bold New Effort
Created on: March 30th, 2007
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wrecksan
March 30th, 2007
1:45:30 PM CDT
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My Jew died in transit.
zomglolzxd
March 30th, 2007
2:12:56 PM CDT
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sorry to hear :P
Ihouke
March 30th, 2007
1:46:39 PM CDT
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I didn't even know I lost my Jew!
Daltonofzeal
March 30th, 2007
1:47:22 PM CDT
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I don't know why I bought my jew...he can't carry anything heavy and is always whining.
Sweetards
March 30th, 2007
1:47:36 PM CDT
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Can you return a busted jew if it gets mangled by a crucifix?
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:31:32 PM CDT
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You know a crucifix is Jesus on a cross right? So you're Jews got mangled by another Jew on a cross?
Daltonofzeal
March 31st, 2007
6:59:51 PM CDT
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LERN2READNWRITEF*G
ccxvi
April 23rd, 2007
4:22:37 PM CDT
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Thanks, LEXERAN, but we understood the joke perfectly well on our own.
Pettitman
March 30th, 2007
1:50:32 PM CDT
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wrecksan
March 30th, 2007
1:51:02 PM CDT
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I was expecting more from a product that built the pyramids.
ChickenOfDoom
March 30th, 2007
3:22:55 PM CDT
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The pyramids were not built by slave labor, but rather by religious fanatics trying to support their god-king. It didn't need slave labor.
Cold-NiTe
March 30th, 2007
4:02:49 PM CDT
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Pray tell me what's the difference between enslavement and religion. ( @__@ SECRET COMMUNIST COMMENT. )
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:24:01 PM CDT
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Why couldn't they have been built by both? Egypt existed for far more than one generation you know... If there were slaves at one point little of evidence of them would be left behind...
xXWaspXx
March 31st, 2007
6:01:40 AM CDT
(4)
Everyone knows that slaves built the pyramids as Gou'auld landing pads.
your-doom
March 30th, 2007
1:57:06 PM CDT
(6)
is rail shipping available?
Riker747
March 30th, 2007
1:58:40 PM CDT
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YOU LEFT OUT URU ACHIM. -4 For no uru achim.
The-Avenger
March 30th, 2007
1:59:24 PM CDT
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http://christisnotafashion.ytmnd.com/ Hey Jesus, do a flip!
wrecksan
March 30th, 2007
2:06:07 PM CDT
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THAT NUMBER AND RECORD IT. >>
ChickenChaser820
March 30th, 2007
2:07:04 PM CDT
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That's expensive :/
wrecksan
March 30th, 2007
2:08:14 PM CDT
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I just called and the lady sounded Arab. I could barely understand her? Secret Islam Trap?
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:32:37 PM CDT
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She was probably Israeli...
ccxvi
April 23rd, 2007
4:28:50 PM CDT
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rofl, owned. Well, maybe. The Israelis sound a bit Middle Eastern, but not Arab.
wrecksan
March 30th, 2007
2:09:13 PM CDT
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Wings of Eagles? o.O
M2112
March 30th, 2007
2:11:19 PM CDT
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haha
Jewxorz
March 30th, 2007
2:12:29 PM CDT
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Hahaha I don't need a compass anymore.
abruzz0
March 30th, 2007
2:12:46 PM CDT
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/nick MONEY_BACK_GUARANTEE_ASS_NlGGA
egonym
March 30th, 2007
2:14:10 PM CDT
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lol
sniffmytowel
March 30th, 2007
2:26:52 PM CDT
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My leash is all I need
AntwanDavis
March 30th, 2007
2:28:17 PM CDT
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Hilarious...
kross
March 30th, 2007
2:28:50 PM CDT
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can your xbox fly? Jesus can.
Locke5
March 30th, 2007
2:37:23 PM CDT
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wtf lol
wisdumcube
March 30th, 2007
2:46:00 PM CDT
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wow, just wow.
Zinailyn
March 30th, 2007
2:46:11 PM CDT
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Can i get you some Jews?
titans
March 30th, 2007
3:19:24 PM CDT
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Jews ain't cheap are they?
AbsoluteDoom
March 30th, 2007
3:36:44 PM CDT
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Is a midget Jew half price?
Pettitman
March 30th, 2007
3:57:22 PM CDT
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its ok
StridentLobster
March 30th, 2007
4:05:56 PM CDT
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I have a sinking feeling that they're trying to privately fund re-expansion into Palestine with this bullsh*t. >.
SubmissiveTrout
March 30th, 2007
4:09:28 PM CDT
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Do I get my money back when I return my Jew, or just store credit?
Crater
March 30th, 2007
4:22:12 PM CDT
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That's extortion! Fortunatly my Jew came with a 30 day return policy. Thank you eBay!!
Crater
March 30th, 2007
4:22:49 PM CDT
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sorry forgot to rate
darc
March 30th, 2007
4:38:22 PM CDT
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lol
DerCreep
March 30th, 2007
4:41:07 PM CDT
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Zylkon-B was cheaper!
Inkyblack11
March 30th, 2007
4:41:34 PM CDT
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OMG WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION!
Wookster
March 30th, 2007
4:50:58 PM CDT
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Wow what a sweet deal. I can send 4 jews for the price of sending... 4 jews.
BANSCHEE
March 30th, 2007
5:07:24 PM CDT
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The Fuher would like to know if you can return a dead Jew...our gas chambers are getting kinda full and we could use the cash rebate...
OMGWTFBBG
March 30th, 2007
5:26:45 PM CDT
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I never even received my Jew. FexEx said they must have lost him in the desert.
ColdStone
March 30th, 2007
5:36:46 PM CDT
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Where are we returning them to, exactly?
Baron
March 31st, 2007
3:04:36 AM CDT
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YTMND really is full of f*cking morons.
zm634
March 30th, 2007
5:41:22 PM CDT
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Notice the price doesn't go down as the number of jews increases. Lets see, they're assuming all christians are dumb (true) and they're trying to rip them off. Sounds like a conspiracy to me
sirlancelot88
March 30th, 2007
5:41:43 PM CDT
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My Jew is f*cking defective. It whines ALL the time, snitches money, and it leaves noseprints EVERYWHERE.
mattdh12
March 30th, 2007
5:44:02 PM CDT
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nope nope
evilregal
March 30th, 2007
8:23:25 PM CDT
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mmhm
doc-faustus
March 30th, 2007
5:50:03 PM CDT
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if only we could get them to return some n*gg*rs now too
Frostwrath
March 30th, 2007
10:28:01 PM CDT
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They tried that >.
jmprockstar
March 30th, 2007
5:52:01 PM CDT
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Rip off.
elerium
March 30th, 2007
6:10:58 PM CDT
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gamekid
March 30th, 2007
6:18:33 PM CDT
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o_O
WAFFLEZ
March 30th, 2007
6:34:54 PM CDT
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This is just the result of taking a 2000+ year old fictional figurative passage literally.
Daltonofzeal
March 30th, 2007
7:50:53 PM CDT
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plz explain........
WAFFLEZ
March 30th, 2007
9:29:17 PM CDT
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The bible says that Jesus can't return until the "Chosen People" have control of Jerusalem or some stupid racist bullsh*t. Hence: Zionism and the US backed establishment of the Jewish state. And yes, your tax dollars are paying for this.
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:35:55 PM CDT
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yeah, because if jews are in the bible then we know they never really lived there
T3hPiracy
March 30th, 2007
6:36:19 PM CDT
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jews suck lol
Jephro101
March 30th, 2007
7:00:42 PM CDT
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I wouldnt give money too a jew, but yet o sponsered a site for 15cents so i guess i did...o and i bought toilet paper
angryalpaca
March 30th, 2007
7:05:18 PM CDT
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Actually, the pyramids were built by peasant labourers. The farm land flooded for several weeks each year, and there was work to be had building giant monuments, so they supplemented their income thus. Oh, and what the hell? (WRT to the actual YTMND)
Paulie1980
March 30th, 2007
7:05:43 PM CDT
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I ordered one. Now I have to get on recepie.com to find out what temperature to cook him at.
C0unt
March 30th, 2007
7:24:25 PM CDT
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Poetry time LoL f*cking jesus f*ckingjesus faster and faster I f*ck him in the ear and i flech his ear and i snowbal into his dads mouth LoL jesus
phoenix1985
March 30th, 2007
7:54:07 PM CDT
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So what exactly is this about? I know it sort of ruins the joke to ask but..
Dali
March 30th, 2007
7:55:24 PM CDT
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This is a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke.
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:29:14 PM CDT
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no, you're just stupid if you don't understand it...
Evadrol
March 30th, 2007
8:02:45 PM CDT
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GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM, JESUS!
Blizz
March 30th, 2007
8:05:29 PM CDT
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lol
ToastChef
March 30th, 2007
9:34:20 PM CDT
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lol
Cupchange
March 30th, 2007
10:06:05 PM CDT
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return jews to what? i dont get it
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:28:36 PM CDT
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The land they were excilled from thounsands of years ago...
Cupchange
March 31st, 2007
3:26:14 AM CDT
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so giving money to the christian church = exile of jews...I still dont get it
LEXERAN
March 31st, 2007
5:48:20 AM CDT
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"The Christian Church" uses the money to "return" the Jews
LEXERAN
March 30th, 2007
10:27:05 PM CDT
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They're not really being "returned" but it is their ancestral homeland...
xlizx
March 30th, 2007
11:06:17 PM CDT
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LOLLL wtf was that FOR?
AztecWarrior
March 30th, 2007
11:50:22 PM CDT
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Our master plan unveiled D: So basically Teknorat could have returned 3 Jews, but noo...
Baron
March 31st, 2007
12:14:13 AM CDT
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oh my god you've got to be f*cking kidding me... f*cking insane evangelical zionists.
Ketsusama
March 31st, 2007
1:10:42 AM CDT
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They wouldn't take my Jews, something about defective Yamacas or so, that and I lost their hebrew Bibles.
spotter29
March 31st, 2007
1:36:43 AM CDT
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5'd for a great deal!
CyrisMustang
March 31st, 2007
1:50:43 AM CDT
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NSFW???
Baron
March 31st, 2007
3:09:15 AM CDT
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Who the hell NSFW'd this??? Does having the word JEW in it automatically make it NSFW??
JonParmesan
February 19th, 2013
3:13:27 AM CST
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Underscore
March 31st, 2007
4:41:04 AM CDT
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I'd like to say this is one of the stupidest things my Christian brethren have done, but that's saying A LOOOOOOOTTTTT. Don't people know by now not to even begin to act like you understand anything about prophecies concerning the end of the world? but surely Jews returning has nothing to do with it anymore, they are no longer the chosen people, there are no lands on earth anymore that are holier than any other.
LEXERAN
March 31st, 2007
5:50:00 AM CDT
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What about Poland?
powertrain
March 31st, 2007
8:07:46 AM CDT
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HAHAHAHAHA oh sh*t man great page hahahahahaaha
ATAT
March 31st, 2007
8:17:04 AM CDT
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nobody f*cks w the jesus, dude
JonParmesan
February 19th, 2013
3:12:13 AM CST
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fuck jesus
Icecream458
March 31st, 2007
9:05:49 AM CDT
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Christians never quit do they lol.
volkstraum
March 31st, 2007
12:20:47 PM CDT
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George W. thanks you for giving more money to the zionists. As if the Kosher tax isn't enough.
Verbobus
March 31st, 2007
2:02:32 PM CDT
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Why is this nsfw?
Siiriainen
March 31st, 2007
4:23:14 PM CDT
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Hmmm... this is surely WS. Wait, let me check again. (Pause) Yep, it's still WS.
Daltonofzeal2
March 31st, 2007
5:00:06 PM CDT
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Eh, funny picture, but boring YTMND.
ObamaLovesWatermelon
June 26th, 2008
1:40:51 PM CDT
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I'm sure they have enough money to return their cheap asses back to hell.
JonParmesan
February 19th, 2013
3:11:37 AM CST
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you would think if you bought more than one you would get a better price but you dont! fucking jews...