ytmnd - you're the man now dog!

Al Gore is a whiney biotch. We better stop polluting out atmosphere because of global warming. Mars and Jupiter are now warming up as a side effect. Damn you carbon fuels!! Anyway, yes to bring home the troops.

COMI

March 26th, 2007

10:52:07 PM CDT

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-5 for bieng a gay looser and a f*g +1 for having the balls to show it and another +1 cause i know youll have to suck dick on the streets to get that money back :/

Shetep

March 26th, 2007

10:52:55 PM CDT

(1)

SIGNED!

shbomb

March 26th, 2007

10:59:31 PM CDT

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I just plain don't like you.

Mace

March 26th, 2007

11:00:12 PM CDT

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At first, i thought the sound was from Far Cry, but then i decided it wasnt. anyways, you earn my vote.

jpeterson99

March 26th, 2007

11:04:22 PM CDT

(1)

Not that great. Some of the other mod campaigns had better presentations. +2 for helping to raise money for the site though.

Teknorat

March 26th, 2007

11:05:14 PM CDT

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I believe in running on my principles not on my ad campaign.

Cold-NiTe

March 27th, 2007

2:03:25 PM CDT

(2)

Oooh burnt'ed.

mrmatrixaplix

March 26th, 2007

11:32:01 PM CDT

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http://goddamnsilvermonkey.ytmnd.com/...that's where teknorat hides his stash!

PCF

March 26th, 2007

11:38:57 PM CDT

(6)

Gimme yo bread

Warmada

March 26th, 2007

11:43:54 PM CDT

(12)

What are your principles? Massive donations? We want a man of action, not a man of money. Now, a man of action and money would be awesome.

Teknorat

March 26th, 2007

11:52:54 PM CDT

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My principles are that of responsible commenting, responsible site creation and a cohesive community dedicated to giving a big F*ck You to eBaum's world through the creation of a better site. Also c*cks.

Scanner

March 26th, 2007

11:57:40 PM CDT

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Well hell that changes everything. 5'd for you. I want those same things. Thought you were a lil punk trying to run and ruin everything. I was wrong.

Teknorat

March 26th, 2007

11:59:44 PM CDT

(5)

No problemo thanks!

Torchy

March 26th, 2007

11:59:40 PM CDT

(8)

As candidate for moderator I feel you should clarify to the people where you stand on key battleground issues of our time. With that in mind, what is your position on NEDM?

Teknorat

March 27th, 2007

12:00:30 AM CDT

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Cruelty to animals is always bad unless the cruelty results in tasty food.

TheOWA

March 27th, 2007

5:48:56 PM CDT

(2)

5 Just for tasty food and on top of that I am for giving you mod due two your clever wit and decent grammar.

Ochobobo

March 28th, 2007

4:16:23 PM CDT

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I'm giving TheOWA mod due two his decent grammar

Captain1

March 26th, 2007

11:59:49 PM CDT

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3 for massive self sponsorship and terrible site.

fearcondom

March 27th, 2007

12:03:49 AM CDT

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can you spare a dollar for my 200+ YTMNDs? they're cold and lonely bless you

Teknorat

March 27th, 2007

12:07:00 AM CDT

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Therein lies the problem with having 200+ ytmnd's. Which one truly deserves sponsorship?

jonster

March 27th, 2007

12:06:13 AM CDT

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you must live in Bel-Air

Neoslicexxx

March 27th, 2007

12:40:57 AM CDT

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WTF IS IT THAT YOU DO to have $1200 to sepnd on nothing?!

Teknorat

March 27th, 2007

12:42:13 AM CDT

(3)

Oh I'm currently unemployed.

Lasada

March 27th, 2007

12:41:44 AM CDT

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Good use of $193.90.

NiteSky

March 27th, 2007

12:44:56 AM CDT

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LOL, Campaign Financing.

Nitros

March 27th, 2007

12:51:43 AM CDT

(1)

OK

Anig

March 27th, 2007

12:52:26 AM CDT

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You have entirely too much money to blow and I really hate you

Pacce

March 27th, 2007

1:14:51 AM CDT

(0)

I think I know that music... is it from the CG animated show "Shadow Raiders" which used to be known as War Planets?

JoeyJoeJoe

March 27th, 2007

1:28:37 AM CDT

(-2)

Worstest modtmnd ever.

CreepPipe

March 27th, 2007

1:33:18 AM CDT

(3)

I support your aiding in YTMND...donations are a good thing. And I don't even care if you sponsor your own sites...but could they please be a little bit better?

Scanner

March 27th, 2007

1:38:16 AM CDT

(4)

Picture ,sound ,a singular focus. That is the basis of YTMND.

Scanner

March 27th, 2007

1:42:01 AM CDT

(2)

oh and text, cant forget text

Dystopian

March 27th, 2007

2:55:44 AM CDT

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Here, have this 1. no, really- I insist.

siccoyote

March 27th, 2007

3:52:25 AM CDT

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I recognised the similarity, but it's not the theme to shadow raiders, which was an excellent show.

siccoyote

March 27th, 2007

3:55:17 AM CDT

(0)

Where do you stand on Benefit fraud Teknorat?

cycopl

March 27th, 2007

4:38:20 AM CDT

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Hopefully you go broke so I don't have to look at your lame ytmnd's anymore, because they'd never make it to the front page otherwise.

bobthevicious

March 27th, 2007

5:21:10 AM CDT

(0)

i vote lol

pumpz0r

March 27th, 2007

6:36:21 AM CDT

(1)

Can we all remember the hypocrisy of our leader here, who has his election YTMND sponsored at $139 this week. Please refer to his other work. http://stopdonating.ytmnd.com/

Teknorat

March 27th, 2007

8:59:52 AM CDT

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Pettitman

March 27th, 2007

12:22:01 PM CDT

(0)

god you're a tard pumpz0r.

Cold-NiTe

March 27th, 2007

2:05:09 PM CDT

(0)

Yes, he did. Isn't it just wonderful? Incredible? Fan-f*cking-tastic?

virgin

March 27th, 2007

7:04:03 AM CDT

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Oned, because this would mean you can actually BUY moderator privileges.

anpbabaki

March 27th, 2007

8:35:56 AM CDT

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teknorat=max

Nisse-Owned

March 27th, 2007

9:19:47 AM CDT

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lol, downvoted

B-rizzle

March 27th, 2007

9:47:18 AM CDT

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you won my vote and my heart

Baron

March 27th, 2007

10:51:35 AM CDT

(1)

as much as i like teknorat's ytmnds, i cant consent to a jew on the moderator team.

GroveStreet

March 27th, 2007

12:29:49 PM CDT

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Max is laughing all the way to the bank.

Pheonix357

March 27th, 2007

1:29:28 PM CDT

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Dude, again, please stop sponsoring your own sites. It's great that you want to spend your money on this site and make other people happy with generosity and penises and what the f*ck ever you have dancing around in your head when you click "Sponsor this site!", but you are breaking the principle of sponsorship and ruining a standard of quality for the sponsored this week(or whatever) area. Don't you f*cking get it that if everyone was just like, "Ok, I need to save up a thousand bucks-

Pheonix357

March 27th, 2007

1:31:55 PM CDT

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-so I can make it to the front page of my favorite website", instead of going "Alright, that last ytmnd was hilarious, that was inspirational, I'm gonna aim to make one just as funny but new and surprising and just as good in quality so I can earn front page" and all that, that we'd end up not a site of people making ytmnds, but a site full of people getting in f*cking bidding wars over a popularity contest. I'll sponsor ten sites for a thousand bucks each! Whoo, aren't I awesome! Look at me everyday! Haha!

Pheonix357

March 27th, 2007

1:33:27 PM CDT

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You are a f*cking jackass. Grow up and cut it the f*ck out. Sponsor other people's sites that you like, in a wide variety of smaller sponsorships, please.

SomeKidFromNY

March 27th, 2007

2:06:42 PM CDT

(1)

you have my support.

SUPER-NAZI

March 27th, 2007

2:18:56 PM CDT

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if u sponsor yourself that much money, u have to b gay. seriously, i saw ur 1 about how u gave more than1ooo dollars to ytmnd. u r never gonna get any pussy

themelon

March 27th, 2007

2:27:18 PM CDT

(0)

not enough

themelon

March 27th, 2007

2:29:16 PM CDT

(0)

sorry.

tuttle43

March 27th, 2007

3:43:58 PM CDT

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you got my vote. everyone knows that only the massively rich are elected to positions of power.

March 27th, 2007

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March 27th, 2007

(0)

Teknorat: Where do you get this disposable income?

Energieko

March 27th, 2007

4:23:57 PM CDT

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my jaw hit the floor when i saw you put 200 dollars to a free website. u crazy

BTVagrant

March 27th, 2007

4:25:03 PM CDT

(0)

Teknorat can only say this: "I'M RICH, BITCH!!!"

jndcp21

March 27th, 2007

6:04:18 PM CDT

(0)

couldn't you have started with 90 bucks to beat the guy below you, and when you fell off due to time add another 90?

Teknorat

March 27th, 2007

6:16:57 PM CDT

(0)

Yes but I see no reason to keep this up for more than a week.

Gruntybreath

March 27th, 2007

6:59:23 PM CDT

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F*ck you guys, he just gave your f*cking website 200$... bitches, honestly, all of you who complaned and said he was buying moderator give 10 bucks of your momma's money for your website who's bandwidth you choke with more sh*t than Ricky Martin's anus. I'm not saying you shouldn't make a site called "Free Pron lol" and have it be a squarewave ear rape site, but at least give somthing back.

AlabamaHotPocket

March 28th, 2007

8:57:03 AM CDT

(0)

*salute*

PsiHero

March 27th, 2007

7:29:04 PM CDT

(0)

My good golly god.

falcon17

March 27th, 2007

7:33:12 PM CDT

(0)

This song is from Far Cry the video game. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

paranoid-android

March 27th, 2007

8:15:40 PM CDT

(0)

meh, indifferent, rather L337 tho

woMan71

March 27th, 2007

8:21:23 PM CDT

(0)

5 for adding your picture.

DuckFace

March 27th, 2007

8:25:36 PM CDT

(2)

Hahaha, jobless jew.

Veers

March 27th, 2007

9:18:57 PM CDT

(0)

possibly

EdgarAllenPown

March 27th, 2007

9:22:06 PM CDT

(2)

...i smell jew with money

BobOstertag

March 27th, 2007

10:51:03 PM CDT

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Until teknorat vomits cosbys out of his nose, you lose! Good Day Sir!!!

Havraha

March 27th, 2007

10:59:13 PM CDT

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Gore sux. lolololol.

ChickenChaser820

March 27th, 2007

11:04:44 PM CDT

(1)

Having more money than sense seems to apply quite nicely to you :P Good luck with mod.

Locke5

March 27th, 2007

11:07:04 PM CDT

(3)

Holy f*cking sh*t. 5. Just for donating so much money to our community. I hope you bought yourself a moderator position.

lolwtfnothing

March 27th, 2007

11:39:59 PM CDT

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BIGGEST waste of 200 dollars in human history.

Vyse-er

March 28th, 2007

1:38:30 AM CDT

(1)

I voted for Nader! I hate everyone!

lolufag

March 28th, 2007

2:28:33 AM CDT

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Mods that get made mods because they paid money for it are the lamest mods ever.

sexyloser

March 28th, 2007

5:25:39 AM CDT

(0)

You've got my vote.

Ghost2k

March 28th, 2007

6:46:31 AM CDT

(1)

I hope that this starts a donating fad! then max will be well chuffed+D

Darxio

March 28th, 2007

6:57:46 AM CDT

(2)

Teknorat wins just because of the sheer massive sponsorships. Some of you don't have the balls to do such a thing! Ah ha ha!(Neither do I)

BANSCHEE

March 28th, 2007

11:24:20 AM CDT

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No thanks, I'll cast a vote for Robot Nixon...

Phluxy

March 28th, 2007

12:03:06 PM CDT

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great max is gonna have no choice to make you mod because of all the money you've given to ytmnd. jew f*g

Niosis

March 30th, 2007

8:15:20 PM CDT

(1)

Yes, see Teknorat didn't give just any money, he gave MIND CONTROL MONEY! Man Phluxy, you have got it figured out.

SenatorZuul

March 28th, 2007

12:46:53 PM CDT

(2)

Teknorat does a good thing by donating to YTMND, and he gets bashed for it? F*ck you bashers, your just jealous of the guy.

DrunkenCommando

March 28th, 2007

1:30:45 PM CDT

(1)

YTMND thanks you for your contribution. 3.

thievingtaffer

March 28th, 2007

1:58:19 PM CDT

(1)

Too much lipstick.

tricolor

March 28th, 2007

3:04:33 PM CDT

(0)

Suck.

BallsDeVito

March 28th, 2007

5:05:32 PM CDT

(0)

you poor mother f*cker

boocampplatoon

March 28th, 2007

7:33:43 PM CDT

(0)

http://ratedeforeveryone.ytmnd.com/

Pauly

March 28th, 2007

8:19:28 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for the big donation to max

Wsx

March 28th, 2007

8:27:50 PM CDT

(0)

+1 because Al Gore looks weird in that picture.

spedmonger

March 28th, 2007

8:30:56 PM CDT

(0)

no canadian, self sponsoring f*ggot makes a good mod

Ace-of-Spades

March 28th, 2007

8:38:04 PM CDT

(0)

so what you just had an extra 193.30 lying around and you were like "hey i could use this to sponsor my own ytmnd well ima 5 it just for that reason

Bupo

March 28th, 2007

8:38:39 PM CDT

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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

Ryan2000

March 28th, 2007

9:06:33 PM CDT

(0)

who cares how much money this guy spends.

Jinmasu

March 28th, 2007

10:38:59 PM CDT

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Use this money to get a life man...

jerwil

March 28th, 2007

10:46:34 PM CDT

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you could have bought a nintendo DS and 2 games. or a DS and a supercard and 1 gig of memory.

twEEker

March 28th, 2007

11:43:10 PM CDT

(1)

LOL JEW GOLD

breakingglass27

March 29th, 2007

1:28:36 AM CDT

(0)

5'd for mucho dinero.

Anig

March 29th, 2007

1:29:18 AM CDT

(0)

This site is terrible, but +2 because you have just paid for max to run this site for another year.

maplejet

March 29th, 2007

6:42:02 AM CDT

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HOW ABOUT NO!

March 29th, 2007

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March 29th, 2007

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Dude...you blew $193.90 on this crap?

PenisCake

March 29th, 2007

12:07:21 PM CDT

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where did you get this random number of 193.90? and whose gonna have the balls to chip in the extra 10 cents?

TheKremlin

March 29th, 2007

2:13:16 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for controversy.

MAS

March 29th, 2007

2:18:38 PM CDT

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The site is good, I don't know why, but... Maybe its the gloomy music in combination with a "vote for me" campaign. The site is good, so you get 5 stars from me just because the site is good.

Zax

March 29th, 2007

3:31:38 PM CDT

(0)

5 for freaky site and money for Max

Abel2

March 29th, 2007

5:10:35 PM CDT

(0)

Well you've put enough money into YTMND you proably should be MOD. Teknorat for MOD!

Fantaman

March 29th, 2007

6:19:47 PM CDT

(0)

You should donate this to something meaningful, like the extermination of stupidity on the internet. Starting with you.

ApophisOhNo

March 29th, 2007

10:45:53 PM CDT

(0)

dude stop being al gore.!@!#@!

Miv333

March 29th, 2007

11:27:58 PM CDT

(0)

wow,,, what a waste of money seriously.

Kayne

March 30th, 2007

1:39:29 AM CDT

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wtf the audio freaked me the f*ck out and made me think the guy's face was melting or some sh*t, I think I need to go to sleep or something before I have a total mental breakdown

rofflemow

March 30th, 2007

2:38:57 AM CDT

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I got lost once, some aliens and sh*t were all around me and I went for a snack but my bag was missing oh no and some numbers steven

Kayne

March 30th, 2007

1:40:50 AM CDT

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also 5 for that and sponsoring your site for so much even though people are f*gs and donm't realize that self sponsorship gives YTMND money no matter what even if it is your own site

singu

March 30th, 2007

1:58:30 AM CDT

(1)

yeah u probably shoulld be mod, if u pur over a grand in ytmnd. U should probably of spent that money on a hooker. u loser

roq

March 30th, 2007

8:43:54 AM CDT

(1)

Vote Teknorat: He's an *ssh*le, but at least he's honest about it.

nazca

March 30th, 2007

10:41:41 AM CDT

(0)

I'd vote for you! Wait... maybe I wouldnt. I'm not sure.

srt4

March 30th, 2007

11:01:22 AM CDT

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no

Amenhotep2

March 30th, 2007

11:15:38 AM CDT

(0)

YOU HAVE MY VOTE

YTMNDVC

March 30th, 2007

11:35:07 AM CDT

(0)

Seriously, if bribery gets moderatorship, that sucks.

Teknorat

March 30th, 2007

12:03:02 PM CDT

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It's not bribery. It's an application for Moderator status via a YTMND as per max's latest news post.

prairiedogeric10

March 30th, 2007

1:29:43 PM CDT

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I are giving you me 8,000th vote

Zdax

March 30th, 2007

2:14:49 PM CDT

(0)

5 if you tell me where you get the secks audio from.

beliathon

March 30th, 2007

2:16:29 PM CDT

(1)

A dark march lies ahead.. together we will ride. Like thunder from the sky.

Ryan2000

March 30th, 2007

2:47:04 PM CDT

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thunder from teknorat's penis.

Ryan2000

March 30th, 2007

2:47:35 PM CDT

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oh yeah and the thunder goes on you lol.

gray786

March 30th, 2007

2:23:15 PM CDT

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teknorat i want to rip off your face skin and wear it as a mask as i cut a hole in your moms esophagus and defecate down her throat. LAWLLERS

EMTbasic

March 30th, 2007

2:33:01 PM CDT

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1 star for sponsoring yourself

Ryan2000

March 30th, 2007

2:46:19 PM CDT

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actually tekky, i think everyone has forgot about you.HAGS.

Penfish

March 30th, 2007

3:50:08 PM CDT

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TO THOSE WHO THINK THAT THEY KNOW WHERE THIS SONG IS FROM YOU FAIL AT LIFE. GO LOOK UP SOUTHPARK EPISODE 3 SEASON 11 AND STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lepraconog

March 30th, 2007

3:56:28 PM CDT

(2)

TONIGHT, MY CAT DINES IN HELL ------------------------------------------------------ AND THANK YOU Teknorat FOR GIVING YTMND MONEY.

Tragical

March 30th, 2007

4:45:29 PM CDT

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This is pretty much the stupidest YTMND I have ever seen in my time on this website. I will spare you and give you 2 stars instead of one because judging by the amound you have given to YTMND.com so far, this website is your life.

virgin

March 30th, 2007

6:10:21 PM CDT

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Wow. You managed to fail at spelling, counting and life at the same time.

Niosis

March 30th, 2007

8:19:00 PM CDT

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Yeah virgin, he fails at life while you fail at getting laid. :) jk jk. Also yes, this website is CLEARLY teknorat's life, just look at all the time he spent making ytmnd's........................... oh wait.

Tragical

March 31st, 2007

1:41:37 AM CDT

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I changed my mind, one star. And what are you virgin? Has your life hit such a rock bottom that all you can do in your spare time is flame people for misspelling words? How 'bout working on a way to make your name not true?

Power-mad

March 31st, 2007

12:44:52 AM CDT

(0)

OBJECTION!

evilpenguin

March 31st, 2007

1:27:55 AM CDT

(0)

The People Will Choose THEIR NEXT LEADER! AND IT WILL NOT BE A Bourgeois PIG like youself!

kalvinescobar

March 31st, 2007

5:23:53 AM CDT

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i would vote him for real government, he knows the issues, and he would probably remember Poland if necessary....

Okrainets

April 2nd, 2007

12:56:15 AM CDT

(0)

Because some random kid on the internet is a great canditate just because he has daddy's money and has proper grammar. Die.

IceCreamSoldier

March 31st, 2007

5:24:47 AM CDT

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Hai I give you five cause you be cool.

soylentgreenparty

March 31st, 2007

9:32:06 AM CDT

(0)

I"M AFRAID

wrestcaptnoob

March 31st, 2007

10:14:22 AM CDT

(0)

you have my support

ianmc

March 31st, 2007

3:49:44 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for paying for more ytmnd bandwith.

X23

March 31st, 2007

4:26:55 PM CDT

(0)

lets sponsor actual ytmnds instead

kantankerous

March 31st, 2007

9:23:42 PM CDT

(0)

sure . . .

csartanis

April 1st, 2007

2:02:22 AM CDT

(0)

f*ck freerepublic.com

wild09

April 1st, 2007

2:45:03 AM CDT

(0)

LOL immediately new that the music was from south park how sad is that.

tonydogteat

April 1st, 2007

12:35:05 PM CDT

(0)

iawtytmnd

TheManWithNoFace

April 1st, 2007

12:39:56 PM CDT

(0)

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

bakaris

April 1st, 2007

1:17:51 PM CDT

(0)

try making a funny ytmnd, that might buy more votes than buying views for your site does

jackasstic

April 1st, 2007

6:29:48 PM CDT

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HOLY SH*T!!!! You have 200 hundred bucks to blow on nothingness such as this??? F*ck. share the wealth mon frere.

FreAkweNtcY

April 2nd, 2007

12:25:46 AM CDT

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"Don't forget who started the fad of massive sponsorship. Teknorat For Moderator." ummm..excuse me? i was the first to spend the most money on sponsoring. dont ever forget that.

snt

April 2nd, 2007

1:41:29 PM CDT

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