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Created on: March 24th, 2007
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'No girls on the internet' true 99 times out of 100 - and the one time you dont walk into a meatspin Trap you're disappointed? Damn people...
Upvote for justice, for hilarity, for efame, for max, but most of all cuz its free hotness!
5 from me... We must conclude this epic chapter
Also, my pron folder is corrupted... I'm going to be abusing your image!
Well I believe you will get your 800, as people are easily manipulated when it comes to things like this. That is actual attractive women on the internet. Pathethic I'm sure but un avoidable all the same. Something in a man's mind when he finds out a woman does the same nerdy things he does but yet is very attractive makes him go insane. Someone needs to do a scientific study or something.
Come on you people, you're being duped by..not even what id call a pro. If this screen had her holding a piece of mayber saying "Hi YTMND" or something like that, then clearly itd be gravy, but, you're all being conned. Hes undoubtedly got a screen set of this girl getting more and more kinky that he will post one after another once the vote marks have been set.
I think part of the problem might be, at least if you think about it a LITTLE bit, that this whole thing could be complete bullsh*t. How the hell are we supposed to know that these pics weren't pulled from some random porn site or weren't posted in some small forum by somebody else? For all we know, the person posting this is some 35-year-old, fat bearded guy. The authenticity is completely out the window.
I would imagine she has a number of reasons for doing this. 1) Attention whore (maybe she doesn't get it off line) 2) Money (everyone loves money) 3) It isn't FriendlyNeighborhoodUpvoter at all just a big joke (this IS YTMND). The thing I don't get is it's "Hawt Asians" this/ "I wish I was Asian" that /"I only like Asians because I like Anime" this / "Asians are teh win" that and this YTMND not only isn't the top rated YTMND - which I'd imagine it would be - but it didn't get the required number of votes in
Let me tell you the thing about girls. Typical American Chicks - the ratio of good looking to not good looking is the highest, at something like 1:25. However, of all the good looking American chicks, about 1:200 of those is a 10. Most of the hot American chicks are not that sophisticated of graceful, and most have been hit more times than a tennis ball.
Typical European Chicks (and when I say typical, I mean like, the main ethnicity and that crap) - Like American chicks they have a high ratio, which is about 1:35. European Chicks are usually a bit better in bed, but sometimes that's due to way too much experience. These girls are usually more sophisticated and worldly than the American girls, but usually not as clean. (See: French people) When it comes down to really hot however, for the most part, hot Euro women are for the most part better looking...
than their hot American counter-parts. Which brings me to Typical Canadian girls. - All the perks of living next to the U.S. but with less bitching. Canadian chicks come in at a ratio around 1:45 (keep in mind these ratios are to give you a medium to compare by, they are not actually statistics, I'm afraid all of my ratios are a little on the generous side) The Canadian girl usually is Americanized (unless they're QC) without the bullsh*t, and with plenty of the silicon. (See: Pamela Anderson)
The hottest Canadian girls are usually about even with the hottest European women, whereas I stated before, they are usually a little better than the hottest American women. Which bring me to the Latina's. Those Latin women are a totally different breed. They come in at a ratio close to Canadian chicks, where goodlooking to not is about 1:50. However, the Latinas are an aquired taste. Sure they got booty, but that usually comes with a side of attitude. Despite some personality flaws...
... such as being controlling, the Latina women can be very sensual and easy to talk to. Sadly, they are usually a little overweight, so that makes finding a really hot one a bit hard. The hottest Latina women are somewhere between the hottest American and hottest Euro and Canadian girls. However, if you are looking for a long term relationship the Latina may be a gamble. NOTE: In the previous comment, I meant to add (See: Vida Guerra) after "booty."
The next section is reserved for Black, Middle Eastern, and Indian women. I do not have any ratio for these because they are not my specialty, and I haven't seen enough of them (ugly or hot) to have a good opinion. What I will say is this. Indian chicks could be hot if they didn't have more hair on their bodies than I do. Middle Eastern chicks... well you can only see their eyes, so how the hell should I know? Black chicks, I think they are a lot like the Latinas, except maybe a bit more bossy and loud
(See: My Cousins' wife) From all the porn I've seen with a black girl in it somewhere, I personally do not have a taste for black women. I'm not a racist (that's what's so insane about it! lol), and I'm sure there are plenty that do look good, I just haven't seen any in pornos. In fact, I had a crush back in highschool on a girl who was some sort of mix with black. The tits just always look abused (and sometimes so do the faces). This rule of not having a ratio applies to all races/ethinicities that I
have not already mentioned and won't mention in a few moments. The next category is... Eastern European / Russian chicks. These girls come in at a ratio around 1:75 (remember, all ratios are meant for comparison only) They are more often freaks in bed and nymphos than the other aforementioned women. They are usually not quite, but close to as clean as the Euro girls. Their seductive influence on men is quite amazing, and they make great brides on the cheap, and usualy ship in under 5 business days!
but joking aside, the hottest Eastern European / Russian women are better than the hottest Canadian, E.Euro., and American women. Despite having a ratio of 1:75, the ratio of those that are 9's and 10's is like 1:10 which is pretty good. However, like Latinas they are an aquired taste. A perk to this category of women is that they are usually very strong, hard workers, that are Independant and won't bitch that much. (Most are good on plow and have good vagine)
Hot Russian tennis chicks are also worthy of mention. Now for the last (and IMO best) category. AZNS!!! This will get around to explaining to you why we make such a big deal out of Asian girls.
"The thing I don't get is it's "Hawt Asians" this/ "I wish I was Asian" that /"I only like Asians because I like Anime" this / "Asians are teh win""
I'll do my best to explain!
Asian women have an atrocious ratio of goodl ooking to not, at something like 1:1000. There are worse ratios but I haven't talked about like, the Aborigines, you know. So, what makes azn's so awesome when only like 1 out of 1000 are good looking. The main reason, as there are many is this: Of that .1% 90% are the hottest things in the world. When an Asian girl is hot, WOW she's hot. She rocks the competition! While the hot Asian is a rare occurance, it is also a delectable treat that you should savor
Downsides to Asian women are the following: Unlike what you may think, they don't come with the school uniform. Most of them don't shave their vagina's, which is a major turn off for some people including myself. Many Asian girls are actually too freaky, like you've seen in the Hentai's, she may suddenly kill you during sex. Where freaky is good, think Xena from Goldeneye freaky, and multiply that. However, this craziness is usually supressed and the hot Asian chick is humble, polite, soft, sincere
and very easy to talk to. However, you may have to hear them talk about their pet cat and/or hamster for hours on end while listening to some really sh*tty pop music. Anyway, Asians are also an aquired taste, as many people just haven't been enlightened. The hottest Asian women are by far hotter than the hottest of any ethnicity/race/nationalism out there. NOTE: I must go to class now, and I forgot about the Aussies, I'm sorry, but to make it short they're like the Canadians. PZ OUT
Ahhh!!! I completely forgot to talk about Mediterranean and Nordic girls. These are of course a sub-section of European girls, but have significantly better stats. Both Nordic and Mediterranean women have a good to not good looking ratio of like 1:30. That's almost as good as Typical American women, but the plus side is the percentage of how many of those good looking are really hot. It's like 70% of good looking Nordic and Mediterranean women are 9's and 10's. The hottest are better than the hottest
... Eastern European / Russian women. So That would Make the order something like, Asians > Nords / Med. > E. Euros. / Russians > West. Euros./Canadians/Aussies > Latina >American > All the rest
Please note, this is simply in order of women who can be considered the hottest in the entire world. This in no way is meant to derogate any people, country, etc. I'm mapping potential here. All though American women fall low in this, I'm only referring to the hottest. There are more hot American
...girls than there are Russian, Asian, etc. It's just that the hottest of Asians is hotter than the hottest of any of the others, ok? Please don't take offense to my rant. Also, one more plus for the Asian women! Asian women will be impressed by your size more than the others! Not only are they hot, but they normally have lower standards! W00T!!! Last NOTE: I didn't check my spelling, grammar, and punctuation all too well. There should be some question marks where I have periods and stuff like that
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