Discovery Channel finds Jesus' Tomb
Created on: March 7th, 2007
Discovery Channel finds Jesus' Tomb

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March 7th, 2007
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dude you gave me a golden idea that i hope has not been done yet
March 7th, 2007
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kill self
March 7th, 2007
(0)
I can think of so many jokes that could have gone here. The weird spirit thing from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Al Capone's empty vault from the Geraldo special. But you did this instead.
March 7th, 2007
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catonash*tboard sucks ass
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nauseatingly funny
March 7th, 2007
(0)
i didnt laugh
March 7th, 2007
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you know what's funny is the priest in church told us that if we saw god's true form, it would kill us on the spot. here is proof!
March 7th, 2007
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Um, how could they see pianocat when they aren't dead yet?
March 7th, 2007
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I laughed ^^ You rock! Good day sir!
March 7th, 2007
(0)
I love the cat on a keyboard fad! LOL
March 7th, 2007
(0)
win
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Discovery channel? was expecting Steve Erwin.
March 7th, 2007
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Dude, just...no.Not only have you faILED TO UNDERSTAND coakb, but there was much more potential there.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
It's "cat on keyboard in space" not "cat on a keyboard underground".
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hmm its not great but definately deserves higher must be people getting anooyed with cat on a keyboard
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Could have been much better, and the URL gave it away.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
lol
March 7th, 2007
(0)
That sweet kitty is so fluffy ^^
March 7th, 2007
(0)
why are they looking in an anus
March 7th, 2007
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While I admit a cat on a keyboard in space has a higher chance of existing than God...not very funny.
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Cornbread, ain't nothin wrong with that.
March 7th, 2007
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First, you must understand this: In the last days people who follow their own desires will appear. These disrespectful people will ridicule God's promise by saying "What's happened to his promise to return? Ever since our ancestors died, everything continues as it did from the beginning of the world." 2 Peter 3:3-4
March 7th, 2007
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They are deliberately ignoring one fact: Because of God's word, heaven and earth existed a long time ago. The earth appeared out of water and was kept alive by water. Water also flooded and destroyed that world. By God's word, the present heaven and earth are designated to be burned. They are being kept until the day ungodly people will be judged and destroyed. 2 Peter 3:5-7
March 7th, 2007
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If anyone says to you then, 'Look, here is the Messiah! Look, there he is!' do not believe it. Mark 13:21
March 7th, 2007
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waiting patiently for Whetstones reaction
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ok, that did get some lulz... http://linkfoundjesustomb.ytmnd.com/
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I didn't put anything else, because I love COAK. Downvoters, get laid. And who else thinks Spooky is deep and moving? I would sumbit myself to his scholarly knowledge any day. ANY. DAY.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
I find it lacking
March 7th, 2007
(0)
f*ck i love it
March 7th, 2007
(0)
stop the cat on the keyboard stuff, and pairing it with this just makes it worse
March 7th, 2007
(0)
5
March 7th, 2007
(0)
Its main problem is its easily expected. When you put CATONAKEYBOARDINSPACE in the Keywords. NEDM was popular because it popped up outta nowhere. So take a tip from that fad... And rly what a waste of $19.12. You coulda bought the Goonies on DvD but no you sponsored this site :P. And die :D
March 7th, 2007
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On that show, they said this isn't Jesus' tomb, instead it was under a concrete block some 30 meters away. Their warehouse did look like the one on Raiders of the Lost Ark. Good effort anyway.
March 7th, 2007
(0)
they are going to die! ^_^
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Almost funny. I was going to say that this show reminded me of Steve Zissou and the Life Aquatic in many ways.
March 8th, 2007
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"Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. Mark 16:6
March 8th, 2007
(0)
Good point! The Goonies on DVD is a much more worthy investment. :)
March 8th, 2007
(0)
not good
March 8th, 2007
(0)
VERY NICE
March 8th, 2007
(0)
you gave away the punchline in the sources.
March 8th, 2007
(0)
Will I go to hell if I five this?
March 8th, 2007
(0)
Disappointing.
March 8th, 2007
(0)
perfect sync, and anything to do with catonakeyboardinspace (that doesnt insult it) gets a five in my book
March 8th, 2007
(0)
lol nice xD
March 8th, 2007
(0)
Perfect! You've won!
March 8th, 2007
(0)
... FOR OUR SINS.
March 8th, 2007
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March 8th, 2007
(0)
Would have been better if not for the COAKIS
March 8th, 2007
(0)
haaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
March 8th, 2007
(0)
saw that coming before i even clicked it. NEDM would have been funnier
March 8th, 2007
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but..... how? keyboards weren't invented yet when Jesus died :/ 1d for that. LOL JUST KIDDING!! fived for a cat on a keyboard!! :D
March 8th, 2007
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Great idea, but I read the address and totally spoiled it :(
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LOL!
March 8th, 2007
(0)
LOL!
March 8th, 2007
(0)
SITE URL GAVE IT AWAY. GFIIJOPFSDOJIMKFLMKLVCMK;ASDMKFFMKOMIOWE4FMIOEWU89JW43RNMUIFD[NBMPGFN,P[GEROP,GDMOPVDF,P[FD;.BF.;'BV'B.;MK
March 8th, 2007
(0)
the joke was given away in the HTML, but it's still good
March 8th, 2007
(0)
bad from the beginning.
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RUN FOR GODS SAKE RUN!
March 8th, 2007
(0)
GOD DAMN IT F*CK THIS SH*T FAD
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ROFLMAO
March 9th, 2007
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f*cking Naked Archaeologist.
March 9th, 2007
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YOU ARE A GOD TO ME. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.
March 9th, 2007
(0)
Should have been NEDM
March 9th, 2007
(0)
Would have been funnier with Raptor Jesus. Or just about anything else.
March 9th, 2007
(0)
lol
March 9th, 2007
(0)
GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A YTMND
March 9th, 2007
(0)
pretty good, but the sources always ruin the joke WAAAY before you get to see it...
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Oh god, make it stop.
March 9th, 2007
(0)
so much win
March 9th, 2007
(0)
It's not a "hoax," per se, as much as it is mistaking one Jewish burial site as the location of the one Jesus history cares about. I was going to 1 this for raping the historical method, but then the cat showed up and saved the day.
March 9th, 2007
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so i suppose they are dead. because that is what you see when you die.
March 9th, 2007
(0)
I was getting laid while downvoting this.
March 9th, 2007
(0)
COAK = Jesus
March 10th, 2007
(0)
NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.
March 10th, 2007
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there's an opening. absolutely
March 10th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
March 10th, 2007
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5 for making fun of religion
March 10th, 2007
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f*ck no
March 10th, 2007
(0)
WIN!!!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 2007
(0)
predictable
March 10th, 2007
(0)
jesuskillsyou.ytmnd.com
March 10th, 2007
(0)
good!
March 10th, 2007
(0)
Take away the fade, so it's more surprising.
March 10th, 2007
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I was originally going to give this a 3. While the effort is there, and there is definitely a build up to something, I knew that something would be that cat on the keyboard. HOWEVER, you are getting 5 because of the relevant ad I got on this site's profile page. I took a screenshot as proof. Look here: http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/997/relevantytmndadbo4.jpg
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COAKIS always wins.
March 11th, 2007
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"Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Cat on a Keyboard the God, who was sent into space. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. BrazilianFlower 16:6342353464742334653464785674
March 11th, 2007
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http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2198/lulzig8.jpg Awesome how that ad was on the page :P There can be no tomb!
March 12th, 2007
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March 12th, 2007
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I totally walked into that one...
March 12th, 2007
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as good as that is, we need more NEDM
March 12th, 2007
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
March 12th, 2007
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i just watched this the other night. coakis kind of killed this for me though. why would they be dying after finding jesus' tomb?
March 12th, 2007
(0)
hhhaahaha
March 12th, 2007
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hahahahahahahah rofl rofl rofl. idk why that's funny, but it is.
March 12th, 2007
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nice
March 14th, 2007
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We don't need more NEDM, we need good NEDM.... (though some might say there's no such thing)
March 15th, 2007
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I can't believe I didn't see that coming.
March 15th, 2007
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@Whoever said NEDM would be more funny. You are sadly mistaken. Awesome btw.
March 15th, 2007
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can i PLZ get a link to JUST the cat on keyboard cause i love the music! plz some 1 pm me
March 15th, 2007
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Cat on Keyboard minus nedm always gets at least a 4
March 15th, 2007
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Should have been the Raptor Skeleton from JP1.
March 15th, 2007
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nice
March 15th, 2007
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Never was a big cat on keyboard fan, but this one did make me LOL for a change so you get +5
March 15th, 2007
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The catonakeyboard is mocking them! LOL, I love the look of dissapointment on the one guy standing behind the other one.
March 15th, 2007
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Cat on keyboard