Jeff Goldblum
Created on: February 14th, 2007
Jeff Goldblum
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thaEdderz
February 14th, 2007
2:35:29 PM CST
(1)
jeff goldblum
highbuzz
August 22nd, 2007
1:16:22 AM CDT
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lol
Gamegus-Cye
February 14th, 2007
2:38:52 PM CST
(4)
I wish I had the gum hes eating, it sounds like its tasty
MulletManSam
February 14th, 2007
2:40:36 PM CST
(0)
Jeff Goldblum and Jurassic Park FTW!
B0jangles
February 14th, 2007
2:40:47 PM CST
(0)
lol
xanthore
February 14th, 2007
4:03:37 PM CST
(0)
ROFL 5
ddiknad
February 14th, 2007
4:04:58 PM CST
(0)
ha hahhhh
thesearethedays
February 14th, 2007
4:09:05 PM CST
(0)
WIN
thesearethedays
February 14th, 2007
4:09:44 PM CST
(0)
what no boxes by ddiknad...
egonym
February 14th, 2007
4:11:50 PM CST
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:D
cubetriangle
February 14th, 2007
4:11:58 PM CST
(0)
hehehahowhowhahahowhahow
BallsDeVito
February 14th, 2007
4:12:20 PM CST
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fearcondom
February 14th, 2007
4:12:26 PM CST
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Goldbloom rules!
TheJudaicJedi
February 14th, 2007
4:13:40 PM CST
(2)
lol makes me embarrassed 2 be a jew
TheMiNd
February 14th, 2007
4:19:34 PM CST
(2)
Why is he laughing? Is he watching you poop?
mik3m
February 14th, 2007
4:20:34 PM CST
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Wasn't this done before.....? Oh, and this is my favorite movie and that is my favorite character from that movie. Useless unformation but i just had to tell everyone.
DiGiTyDarKMaN
February 14th, 2007
4:22:23 PM CST
(1)
How odd that you make this today i watched this movie when i woke up
FuzzyDuck
February 14th, 2007
4:24:44 PM CST
(1)
is the man
Servo
February 14th, 2007
4:25:06 PM CST
(0)
f*ck
cheekygirl
February 14th, 2007
4:28:19 PM CST
(0)
LOL! why do i find this soo funny?? It's simple and great!!
cooke
February 14th, 2007
4:32:52 PM CST
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I think it's because both you and I have a hardon for the Goldblum
Free-Squares-For-All
February 14th, 2007
4:34:36 PM CST
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JEFF GOLDBLUM IS THE BEST ACTOR EVER. After Christopher Lloyd and Samuel L Jackson of course.
MasterSitsu
February 14th, 2007
4:41:04 PM CST
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thats fantastic dude.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
February 14th, 2007
4:47:36 PM CST
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O /`-.__ / .'^I o T l + o _I-..-I_ O (^ '----' `) `-....-/^ I'M A WIZARD O o ) "/ " ( / _( (-) )_ O / ) ( / / ( ) I o o ) ( / / I( )I / o ( / __.--' O _ / .._ //I) , (_) /(((^)' I I O ) ` I
Twinsen
February 14th, 2007
4:50:26 PM CST
(0)
You could also just say "Jurassic Park" and have the same effect. Both pretty awesome. It's right up your alley. You breed raptors? We have a T-rex! HE LEFT US?!
myklobe
February 14th, 2007
4:54:49 PM CST
(2)
ha ha ha haarrr ha howww ha hoowwwww
nutnics
February 14th, 2007
4:58:04 PM CST
(0)
cooke, you suck so hard.
moran
February 14th, 2007
5:02:14 PM CST
(0)
PERFECT!
senator
February 14th, 2007
5:04:20 PM CST
(0)
Take a swim in the plasma pool!!
enough4
February 14th, 2007
5:05:31 PM CST
(1)
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP
AntwanDavis
February 14th, 2007
5:10:41 PM CST
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This is really terrible; you should feel bad for making this
SevenAteNine
February 14th, 2007
5:11:01 PM CST
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Haha, wonderful. I thought it would be an audio clip of someone saying his name (the text fooled me), but this is even better.
keatonkeaton999
February 14th, 2007
5:15:53 PM CST
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WINNNER
St205
February 14th, 2007
5:16:26 PM CST
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Pettitman
February 14th, 2007
5:28:21 PM CST
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His laughter is so mirthful. I don't give out many FAV's. I give out less FAV's than HeatherChandler DOESN'T give out sexual fav's.
Kacen
February 14th, 2007
5:28:49 PM CST
(0)
Something similar was done already...
Pettitman
February 14th, 2007
5:29:12 PM CST
(0)
This needs to be HOF'd.
Drudog
February 14th, 2007
5:29:24 PM CST
(0)
its so glorius... i cant look away...
MoStylz
February 14th, 2007
5:32:28 PM CST
(0)
Sounds like Master Pain, I mean Betty from Kung Pow lol.
Kayne
February 14th, 2007
5:33:22 PM CST
(0)
har har harrr harr
MasterSitsu
February 14th, 2007
5:33:53 PM CST
(1)
faved because this is pure ytmnd making right here. one of most amazing sites i've seen in months.
allhailmighty42
February 14th, 2007
5:54:29 PM CST
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*shrug* No idea why it's so amazing. It just is, I guess.
thebarracudabruiser
February 14th, 2007
6:14:49 PM CST
(0)
Wow. Lot of good ytmnd's today. Good batch, good batch. Also, lol, goldblum.
syncan
February 14th, 2007
6:34:34 PM CST
(0)
o
megatron
February 14th, 2007
6:36:30 PM CST
(1)
lol this is my kinda site
BTape
February 14th, 2007
6:38:40 PM CST
(0)
this is an old site, right?
BodilyOddity
February 14th, 2007
6:41:03 PM CST
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Comedic Gold......Blum
lovethyconan
February 14th, 2007
6:44:54 PM CST
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this is one of the greatest sites ever... THE EYE GOES TO GOLDBLUM!
BTVagrant
February 14th, 2007
6:46:00 PM CST
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Jeff Goldblum
WAFFLEZ
February 14th, 2007
6:50:01 PM CST
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Jeff Goldblum is god.
djebubi
February 14th, 2007
7:01:00 PM CST
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The image in this YTMND is sh*ttier than the one used in the original YTMND which was the origin of this sound clip. You fail it, thief.
cooke
February 14th, 2007
7:02:34 PM CST
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give me the link and I'll delete this one if it's the same thing
parasonic
February 14th, 2007
7:02:37 PM CST
(0)
I was sure that I had seen this before on ytmnd. Incredible.
DarkTree
February 14th, 2007
7:05:49 PM CST
(0)
f*ckin awesome. jeff goldblum.
Zanos73
February 14th, 2007
7:08:20 PM CST
(0)
a rare lol from me
Chichiri
February 14th, 2007
7:15:56 PM CST
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Yeah, that pretty much says it all.
ATAT
February 14th, 2007
7:19:10 PM CST
(0)
Jeff Goldblum
Minae
February 14th, 2007
7:27:45 PM CST
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THE EYES GO TO GOLDBLUM
DerbyScones
February 14th, 2007
7:28:10 PM CST
(1)
F*CK YOU I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO INCORPORATE THIS MOMENT FROM JURASSIC PARK FOR A F*CKIN YEAR! YOUVE RUINED ME
jorrar
February 14th, 2007
7:33:45 PM CST
(0)
jeff goldblum
dctownes
February 14th, 2007
7:39:53 PM CST
(0)
an informative piece detailing the life and times of one of the greatest actors of our generation
Taster
February 14th, 2007
7:44:54 PM CST
(0)
Outshone Eddie Murphy in "The Holy Man" without even trying. Also that movie sucked dick.
djebubi
February 14th, 2007
7:45:13 PM CST
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cooke: http://malcolmlaugh.ytmnd.com was the original.
Sharlatan
February 14th, 2007
7:59:11 PM CST
(0)
What the f*ck did they put in that gum?
simplegreen21
February 14th, 2007
8:07:48 PM CST
(-1)
i fail to understand any greatness here...
wisdumcube
February 14th, 2007
8:08:08 PM CST
(0)
grrrrr.
Vzamm
February 14th, 2007
8:14:04 PM CST
(0)
amazing
WAFFLEZ
February 14th, 2007
8:19:47 PM CST
(1)
Jeff Goldblum is god. Not only should this site NOT be deleted, but every site that does NOT include Jeff Goldblum should be deleted in order to avoid incurring the Wrath of GoldDOOM. Don't you remember the first commandment? "Thou shalt hold no other gods before me, except Jeff Goldblum." Even GOD is a fan, and since he doesn't exist, Jeff Goldblum IS GOD. QED.
mattdog1000000
February 14th, 2007
8:25:26 PM CST
(0)
I got what I was hoping for, high five!
cooke
February 14th, 2007
8:27:57 PM CST
(1)
djebubi, thanks. I'm debating. I never saw the first one before but that's not an excuse. The first site was more of just a rip of the scene, mine's focusing just on the GOLDBLUM. Personally I think mine is better.
evilregal
February 14th, 2007
8:29:21 PM CST
(0)
I just got a speeding ticket no more than 10 minutes ago and this still made crack up. Thank you for that.
MasterSitsu
February 14th, 2007
8:34:07 PM CST
(1)
i've seen the other before too. but this site is a statement on the MAN, not on the scene. its weird how similar content can have almost entirely different contexts with a few little changes.
evilregal
February 14th, 2007
8:34:32 PM CST
(1)
oh...done before...that kind of sullies it a bit. :/ I had even fived the original. This IS a better version though.
GeneralHarlock
February 14th, 2007
8:38:50 PM CST
(0)
You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm....
silenoz
February 14th, 2007
8:39:31 PM CST
(0)
This site is genius on so many levels
cooke
February 14th, 2007
8:47:44 PM CST
(0)
I know what I said. I also PM'd the guy who did the other goldblum site for his take on it.
XxTopCatxX
February 14th, 2007
8:55:06 PM CST
(0)
rofl!!
LocutusOfBorg
February 14th, 2007
8:56:21 PM CST
(1)
hahahahaoooraooooohahaooorahaooo
Norway
February 14th, 2007
8:58:17 PM CST
(0)
SSgtTCZ
February 14th, 2007
8:59:38 PM CST
(0)
lol, context. Also Jeff.
cooke
February 14th, 2007
9:03:49 PM CST
(0)
"lol, context" - exactly
Rabbel
February 14th, 2007
9:07:24 PM CST
(0)
That laugh has always bugged me. suprised i havent seen a ytmnd of this before.
Wydra
February 14th, 2007
9:10:22 PM CST
(-1)
been done before?
mattdh12
February 14th, 2007
9:38:47 PM CST
(1)
heheheherrrrooooohhehehehHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
BTape
February 14th, 2007
9:46:30 PM CST
(0)
Yeah, the original didn't get many views anyway and wasn't presented as neatly. the only reason I brought that original site up was I just watched it two days ago when I was searching for Jeff Goldblum sites. It would have been easy to find if you had searched, too.
galaxhood
February 14th, 2007
9:52:08 PM CST
(0)
jeff
goteki
February 14th, 2007
9:55:31 PM CST
(0)
bizarre appeal.
innocentbystander
February 14th, 2007
10:18:10 PM CST
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I've seen something similar to this before, but until I have absolute proof that you are the most fiendish of all fiends, I reserve judgement.
innocentbystander
February 14th, 2007
10:19:21 PM CST
(0)
http://malcolmlaugh.ytmnd.com/
Daisy-May
February 14th, 2007
10:36:27 PM CST
(0)
Lol Hes watching the people sing "holy crap a dinosour" LMAO! I love this hes like grunting but laughing!!!
Drealgrin
February 14th, 2007
10:43:04 PM CST
(1)
Jeff Goldblum's eternal Jurrassic Park Laugh forever
EvaUnit666
February 14th, 2007
10:43:55 PM CST
(1)
jeff goldblum
NESchampion
February 14th, 2007
10:56:52 PM CST
(1)
is he trying to arouse me?
chiisuchi
February 14th, 2007
11:00:31 PM CST
(-1)
this is stupid. 5'd
HeatherChandler
February 14th, 2007
11:13:28 PM CST
(0)
"I give out less FAV's than HeatherChandler DOESN'T give out sexual fav's." I have no idea what this means.
money-hat
February 14th, 2007
11:20:12 PM CST
(0)
I was making a Jeff Goldblum loop with the scene in Annie Hall where he says "I forgot my mantra" but the sync wasn't working out so I abandoned it.... also... this site rules
altmann
February 15th, 2007
5:21:28 PM CST
(1)
Jeff Goldblum wins. he Wins SO MUCH.
Woohoo5241
February 15th, 2007
6:31:44 PM CST
(0)
I like this one better. Do keep it. Also, schlongs.
Woohoo5241
February 15th, 2007
6:32:14 PM CST
(0)
Also, dongs.
Bombadil
February 16th, 2007
4:06:41 AM CST
(0)
heheherawwooorheheHahaHAHAH I fav half of you have as well as I should like and i fave less than half of you half as well as you deserve
abraham
February 16th, 2007
9:01:19 AM CST
(1)
Thank you so much for making this.
myklobe
February 16th, 2007
10:36:19 AM CST
(0)
FAN-TASTIC!
MrFace
February 16th, 2007
3:17:17 PM CST
(0)
lulzzz
MasterAL
February 17th, 2007
9:45:09 PM CST
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he's silly
mauserman
February 19th, 2007
9:46:49 PM CST
(0)
eekapod
February 20th, 2007
10:20:55 AM CST
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Essence of Goldblum- selling for 100G in AH on Duskwood pst
funkybjorn
February 21st, 2007
8:59:30 PM CST
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Mao-Edge
February 22nd, 2007
12:32:12 AM CST
(1)
perfect site.
Zazabar
February 25th, 2007
10:15:59 PM CST
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god what a jew lol
AndySavage
February 26th, 2007
2:07:43 PM CST
(0)
I like you, guy
Ochobobo
March 22nd, 2007
12:40:24 AM CDT
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jeff goldblum
hanktherapper
March 25th, 2007
7:14:19 PM CDT
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I thought I voted on this.
mania
April 18th, 2007
10:04:18 PM CDT
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Jeff Goldblum wins at life.
bonushobo
April 25th, 2007
3:43:31 AM CDT
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Disdain forbids me, and my dread of shame Among the spirits beneath, whom I seduc'd With other promises and other vaunts
fourest
June 8th, 2007
10:43:05 PM CDT
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are you joking? lmao
TobyTheRobot
August 24th, 2007
6:15:34 AM CDT
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HAH-HAUGH!!1!
MrFizzy
August 25th, 2007
7:02:31 PM CDT
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hah yeah that laugh is incredible
tricolor
June 22nd, 2008
1:34:05 AM CDT
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Lol.
tricolor
August 18th, 2009
1:53:57 PM CDT
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tricolor
August 18th, 2009
1:55:08 PM CDT
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YourTheCoconutMan
August 14th, 2010
8:42:01 PM CDT
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good ole days
woman
January 28th, 2012
6:33:15 AM CST
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1 for stealing.