We Must Keep Jack Nicholson Alive By Any Means Necessary.
MasterSitsu 
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life extension project. also i never really noticed this song until i saw 'children of men'
About Schmidt, my edit
King Crimson - The Court of the Crimson King

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MasterSitsu
February 13th, 2007
8:42:39 PM CST
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keep jack alive.
wearetheunion
February 13th, 2007
8:42:55 PM CST
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aaahahaha
jaredchilders
February 13th, 2007
8:49:15 PM CST
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Sh*t, man. When are you going to run out of this stuff?
wearetheunion
February 13th, 2007
8:52:33 PM CST
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you're welcome for the initial upvote ;)
omgersh
February 13th, 2007
8:53:55 PM CST
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i love eating baby fetus' also... as does my buddy Micheal J Fox. Christopher reeve enjoyed them too.
allhailmighty42
February 13th, 2007
8:55:16 PM CST
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I'm totally showing this to my little brother; he's gonna go crazy. Thanks for making this site.
BaconWrappedBacon
February 13th, 2007
8:55:39 PM CST
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i fully endorse this message
IVIegadude
February 13th, 2007
8:55:41 PM CST
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A million votes to you. Okay so only 1 but it's a 5. You could make it look a little more natural by lowering the lightness and contrast on the baby I think, idk. Fun Fact: I'm working on a baby eating YTMND.
The-giva
February 13th, 2007
8:57:09 PM CST
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
IVIegadude
February 13th, 2007
8:59:31 PM CST
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Did you know that he thought his mother was his sister 'till a fairly old age? Thought his grandmother was his mom. Crazy, also this deserves a 5 for the longass URL.
St205
February 13th, 2007
9:00:02 PM CST
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Wow
Mech
February 13th, 2007
9:02:20 PM CST
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Is your little brother a fetus?
nutnics
February 13th, 2007
9:02:33 PM CST
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Also "Three Extremes", with Bai Ling by Fruitchan. Episode 1 has the lady selling fetuses for eternal youth. On a side note, me and my co-wrokers have this game "Death Watch" -- This year it's Fidel Castro for sure.
shoover
February 13th, 2007
9:03:53 PM CST
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright, nd
Onel
February 13th, 2007
9:04:22 PM CST
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I want to be constantly fed miniature fetuses too.
GIVEMEREPLAY
February 13th, 2007
9:05:21 PM CST
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eh, stupid
Mech
February 13th, 2007
9:05:31 PM CST
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ALSO SHUT THE F*CK UP SITSU YOU SYMBOLS OF WOOD BEAMS
MasterSitsu
February 13th, 2007
9:07:08 PM CST
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keeping Jack Nicholson alive is anything but stupid. you're stupid.
BTape
February 13th, 2007
9:07:21 PM CST
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I care more about jack sh*t
koolaider
February 13th, 2007
9:07:59 PM CST
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You fat bastard. Taking over where Christopher Reeves left off I see.
BTape
February 13th, 2007
9:09:57 PM CST
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damn baby eaters stupid stupid stupid
CoolBoyMan
February 13th, 2007
9:10:56 PM CST
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WOW this took me 10 minutes to load
Blizz
February 13th, 2007
9:10:59 PM CST
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what
evilregal
February 13th, 2007
9:11:24 PM CST
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70 in Nicholson years is like 34 in human years. I'm not worried.
Kayne
February 13th, 2007
9:14:25 PM CST
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nice edit http://www.thedarktower.net/artwork/7/He%20sat%20on%20this%20throne%20-%20which%20is%20made%20of%20skulls.jpg
PCF
February 13th, 2007
9:15:56 PM CST
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That reminds me. I need to buy The Departed.
crazyphoenix
February 13th, 2007
9:18:08 PM CST
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5iue
WAFFLEZ
February 13th, 2007
9:19:35 PM CST
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He can have all of my fetuses.
nibu
February 13th, 2007
9:19:49 PM CST
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clever
KaneRobot
February 13th, 2007
9:22:32 PM CST
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I think King Diamond would kick King Crimson's *ss in a shoot-style fight competition
MikeyComicsInc
February 13th, 2007
9:23:12 PM CST
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5 only for the music, one of my favorite songs
DrAwesome0530
February 13th, 2007
9:25:32 PM CST
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He shall not die
PVDH
February 13th, 2007
9:26:33 PM CST
(0)
amazing
Ochobobo
February 13th, 2007
9:27:05 PM CST
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save ferris
oompalicius
February 13th, 2007
9:27:50 PM CST
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jack should be cloned.
Bla1ne
February 13th, 2007
9:28:42 PM CST
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I c
OmniIcyshelf
February 13th, 2007
9:35:31 PM CST
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You're such a fetusmuncher
BallsDeVito
February 13th, 2007
9:36:38 PM CST
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sh*tsu does it again
theLogos
February 13th, 2007
9:38:07 PM CST
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amazing
skaneinateit
February 13th, 2007
9:38:27 PM CST
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lol, babies
Vegus
February 13th, 2007
9:46:04 PM CST
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Good God Comrade.
money-hat
February 13th, 2007
9:56:12 PM CST
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Aw man, I haven't heard that song in forever....
CyrisMustang
February 13th, 2007
10:00:08 PM CST
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OGAWD he doesn't chew.
MasterSitsu
February 13th, 2007
10:02:39 PM CST
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why chew. they're infantastic.
POS
February 13th, 2007
10:02:49 PM CST
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You f*cking guy. Eats that fetus.
sanvarin
February 13th, 2007
10:03:52 PM CST
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yay! Some of your more recent sites i wasnt so fond of, but this one is great..... more ytmnd's need to use this song
mik3m
February 13th, 2007
10:07:55 PM CST
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Children of Men is quite an epic movie. Kudos on seeing it.
mik3m
February 4th, 2010
11:49:52 PM CST
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you're a f*ggot
beatnik
February 13th, 2007
10:14:51 PM CST
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Disturbing. 3'd.
jasonmp85
February 13th, 2007
10:16:44 PM CST
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Random sh*t like you always make. Stop making sh*t.
Pacific-PanDeist
February 13th, 2007
10:28:29 PM CST
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Holy f*cking immorality!!
CFNF
February 13th, 2007
10:36:18 PM CST
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When I first watched, I thought that was ice cream on the spoon, then I looked again... :-S
money-hat
February 13th, 2007
10:38:43 PM CST
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What if you made a sound loop out of just the "AAAHhhhhhhhhAahhhhh, AAhhhhhhhhahhhhahh"s - ???? --- The lyrics DO distract from the picture, a teeny tiny bit....
MasterSitsu
February 13th, 2007
10:40:15 PM CST
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i believe a certain someone i have in the past accused of having a dozen alts has attacked me with a dozen alts.
MasterSitsu
February 13th, 2007
10:47:42 PM CST
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(and no, its not anyone here. i just wonder if acknowledging it will draw him out for funny flame comments)
orphanixx
February 13th, 2007
10:51:05 PM CST
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f*ck i want icecream.
DocPoque
February 13th, 2007
10:51:31 PM CST
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DON'T LET THAT MAN DIE
StupidBoringAsshole
February 13th, 2007
10:57:03 PM CST
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HOLY SH*T. Even before reading your description, I checked the sound origin and was like, "Hey, I have a King Crimson CD set and I hate it. I really like this song. I bet it's because of Children of Men." Maybe, maybe not. My CD's live and this song is AWFUL live, seriously.
fearcondom
February 13th, 2007
11:07:21 PM CST
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a fad involving stars eating? you know I'm game! good work as always
EdgarAllenPown
February 13th, 2007
11:23:51 PM CST
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Delightful.
assho1e
February 13th, 2007
11:34:01 PM CST
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That movie was sh*t (catalyst for tired old political views) and so is this dump of a site.
Dublin
February 13th, 2007
11:34:44 PM CST
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wins 4 u
Mohrdikai
February 13th, 2007
11:37:54 PM CST
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rock on.
smutsquirl
February 13th, 2007
11:49:06 PM CST
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good work, but does not rock me
heilos
February 14th, 2007
12:05:55 AM CST
(0)
whatever works
Kacen
February 14th, 2007
12:11:59 AM CST
(0)
Woah wtf?
wisdumcube
February 14th, 2007
12:13:18 AM CST
(0)
OMG he eats babies?!
wisdumcube
February 14th, 2007
12:14:10 AM CST
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At first I thought it was ice cream lol
Doctorlandau
February 14th, 2007
12:39:47 AM CST
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-1 for not caring about this song until you saw "Children of Men." This has always been an excellent song.
soman
February 14th, 2007
12:55:26 AM CST
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you scare me
c-wane
February 14th, 2007
1:01:01 AM CST
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Wooooh, The Dark Tower reference (although extremely oblique)
c-wane
February 14th, 2007
1:01:36 AM CST
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also props for the ridonkulously long address
YourTheCoconutMan
February 14th, 2007
1:09:09 AM CST
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OMG A SITSU SITE!!!!
NuGeo
February 14th, 2007
1:28:07 AM CST
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lol, fetus.
egonym
February 14th, 2007
2:24:24 AM CST
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this is a great f*cking site
Neeple
February 14th, 2007
2:40:10 AM CST
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King crimson = instant 5 from me, also fetus c*cks
Rampagingfrodo
February 14th, 2007
3:09:52 AM CST
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He sure is enjoying those babies!
robot-god
February 14th, 2007
3:25:07 AM CST
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Man, I love this site. Sometimes I hand out weak fives but this is a strong five. Although that description could use some work.
lada
February 14th, 2007
3:27:29 AM CST
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bad *ss song, KC RULES!
dbomob
February 14th, 2007
3:43:00 AM CST
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this old dude billy sneed who comes into my bar know jack personally and has for most of his life. i sent him this, i hope he digs it.
yord
February 14th, 2007
4:34:58 AM CST
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+4 because i agree, +1 for CHILDREN OF MEN in description
bonushobo
February 14th, 2007
4:48:45 AM CST
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yer best site ever, and yes i know what i am saying
Chikkennoodul
February 14th, 2007
5:13:04 AM CST
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Those fetuses sure look tasty...
megatron
February 14th, 2007
6:31:36 AM CST
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are they feeding him c*ck. and yeh children ofmen is a great film. thats what england is like now.
Zephyrus
February 14th, 2007
6:43:26 AM CST
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lol, fetus.
fuzzymuffin
February 14th, 2007
7:01:19 AM CST
(0)
King Crimson FTW
prah89
February 14th, 2007
7:17:30 AM CST
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3 for crimson king. 5'd for the sheer funniness of it. i love you.
ToastChef
February 14th, 2007
7:27:42 AM CST
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5 just for the song.
Abominator
February 14th, 2007
7:51:49 AM CST
(0)
wow you really have no life? lol
Chichiri
February 14th, 2007
7:52:23 AM CST
(0)
+5 for KC.
downvoter
February 14th, 2007
7:58:27 AM CST
(0)
INSTANT F*CKING 5 FOR CRIMSON
tricolor
February 14th, 2007
8:20:17 AM CST
(0)
I f*cking love it. Especially the URL.
jewish-hitman
February 14th, 2007
8:49:13 AM CST
(0)
=^(
fourest
February 14th, 2007
8:57:11 AM CST
(0)
hehe
AnatomyIsDestiny
February 14th, 2007
8:57:53 AM CST
(0)
nutnics: "Also "Three Extremes", with Bai Ling by Fruitchan. Episode 1 has the lady selling fetuses for eternal youth." Thats exactly what I thought of...weird.
cooke
February 14th, 2007
9:04:18 AM CST
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it took a couple loops for me to realize it wasn't ice cream, King Crimson yay
Kayne
February 14th, 2007
9:08:20 AM CST
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All hail the Crimson King
Mullah
February 14th, 2007
9:15:03 AM CST
(0)
wewt
Weyland-Yutani
February 14th, 2007
9:21:32 AM CST
(0)
Eat a queer fetus for Jesus.
Scottendo
February 14th, 2007
10:36:28 AM CST
(0)
I tried that. It's not very good tasting.
Stormsblade
February 14th, 2007
10:40:42 AM CST
(0)
I like this, maybe for unintended reasons.
Pliskin
February 14th, 2007
10:49:02 AM CST
(0)
Jack CANNOT die.
pussinboots
February 14th, 2007
10:59:40 AM CST
(0)
wow, this is sick
alextide32
February 14th, 2007
11:31:53 AM CST
(0)
interesting gif
diprisk
February 14th, 2007
11:34:23 AM CST
(0)
.
Deloravius
February 14th, 2007
11:52:23 AM CST
(0)
this is sh*t, I also hate that guy and hope that he dies soon.
bluedustmite
February 14th, 2007
12:36:57 PM CST
(0)
Inspired.
Diablo
February 14th, 2007
12:42:22 PM CST
(0)
Excellent!
M1nKy
February 14th, 2007
12:51:45 PM CST
(0)
O noes baby fetuses.
dctownes
February 14th, 2007
1:23:29 PM CST
(0)
feed him til he pops
Kilgore
February 14th, 2007
1:29:18 PM CST
(0)
mmmmmm
R-Spice
February 14th, 2007
1:56:35 PM CST
(0)
hahaha, 5 for King Crimson.
Grayfox354
February 14th, 2007
2:09:20 PM CST
(0)
deep
Cupchange
February 14th, 2007
2:43:38 PM CST
(0)
stem cell research ftw
h2sbOwnzU
February 14th, 2007
3:32:33 PM CST
(0)
Delicious fetus I must eat it.
ROFLBBQ
February 14th, 2007
3:34:42 PM CST
(0)
...
nuclearbastard
February 14th, 2007
3:46:15 PM CST
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IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.... AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thesearethedays
February 14th, 2007
4:03:42 PM CST
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jack nicholson is old and will soondie this must not be
Drealgrin
February 14th, 2007
4:17:59 PM CST
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feti cereal ftw
Shitbunny
February 14th, 2007
4:47:24 PM CST
(0)
Sean Connery too.
Harvester
February 14th, 2007
5:39:28 PM CST
(0)
F*cking awesome!
Stuckinabox
February 14th, 2007
5:45:23 PM CST
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The yellow jester does not play, but gentle pulls the strings...and smiles as the puppets dance in the court of the crimson king...f*ck yeah, we did that song in SOR.
guyfawkesrules
February 14th, 2007
5:46:23 PM CST
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Bony old Robert Fripp and bony old Jack Nicholson. We will remember you.
ColdStone
February 14th, 2007
5:49:13 PM CST
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..... o_O ?
gundamcustom
February 14th, 2007
6:23:16 PM CST
(0)
KING CRIMSON!!!
Taster
February 14th, 2007
6:26:35 PM CST
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Now THIS is just f*cking amazing...
parasonic
February 14th, 2007
6:35:19 PM CST
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Fived for The Court of the Crimson King!!!
Vick
February 14th, 2007
6:41:11 PM CST
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F*cking Aye, you stole this from me, somehow.
MasterSitsu
February 14th, 2007
6:42:11 PM CST
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vick more like prick amirite?
Biskquik
February 14th, 2007
6:49:55 PM CST
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probably the wierdest time to put in King Crimson 4'd
DarkTree
February 14th, 2007
7:15:47 PM CST
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yuck
redzero
February 14th, 2007
7:28:44 PM CST
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Good song.
spazzy1213
February 14th, 2007
8:22:26 PM CST
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5zored, and nice loop =D
Sylvester
February 14th, 2007
8:27:19 PM CST
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eeeeewwwww
concerto
February 14th, 2007
10:22:06 PM CST
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whoever nsfw'd this should have their powers taken away immediately
CameronB
February 14th, 2007
10:25:57 PM CST
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This site is SICK, it's F*CKED UP, it's DEMENTED and WRONG, and You, as the creator of it, will go to a SPECIAL PLACE in hell for making it, along with EVERYONE on this site... so, I'm really feeling it, and like, It's awesome man. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Five stars of victory.
Schtolteheim
February 14th, 2007
10:35:07 PM CST
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5'd for King Crimson
squirrelnut9
February 14th, 2007
11:19:43 PM CST
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Oh, ok, so wolfe blitzer isnt the only one who eats fetuses.
PiotrekZbroja
February 14th, 2007
11:28:24 PM CST
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Jack Nicholson? Yay!
DarthZeppelin
February 15th, 2007
8:12:54 PM CST
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Best YTMND Evar.
StupidBoringAsshole
February 15th, 2007
11:55:25 PM CST
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Eating babies is NSFW now?
hanktherapper
February 16th, 2007
3:28:03 PM CST
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Obviously I like Kayle's version more. :)
BruceBannination
February 18th, 2007
4:15:25 PM CST
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This song was in Children of Men? Regardless, as great as Fripp is, this song doesn't really work for a YTMND.
Wootsat
February 19th, 2007
8:16:55 AM CST
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"vick more like prick amirite?" 4'd for this
Bubonicdeath
February 24th, 2007
3:31:23 PM CST
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Stem cells! showing your true colors eh sistsu!
ytho
October 20th, 2007
8:21:47 PM CDT
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y th0
Six66
August 3rd, 2008
3:25:03 PM CDT
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Eating hundreds of babies
Yoyomom
September 24th, 2009
9:09:04 AM CDT
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Don't worry. As long as he keeps sucking the life out of his roles, we're gnna have Jackie for a long time.