The YTMND Horoscope (press Esc)
Created on: February 13th, 2007
The YTMND Horoscope (press Esc)
LatkaXtreme 
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The YTMND Horoscope! Press Esc to get your fortune!
Myself (except horoscope logos are from demlib.org)
Weird Al - That's your Horoscope for today!

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reeseycup189
February 13th, 2007
1:47:57 PM CST
(0)
AHAHAHA LOVE IT
travbrack
February 13th, 2007
1:50:45 PM CST
(0)
Awesome!
LatkaXtreme
February 13th, 2007
1:53:06 PM CST
(0)
thanks :)
kryptoknightmare
February 13th, 2007
1:53:11 PM CST
(0)
I was listening to that album like a week and a half ago, and I swear I was going to make something like this. Well done. -1 for bitterness!
bigboy987
February 13th, 2007
1:54:34 PM CST
(0)
needs a naked miss chelo
seary6579
February 13th, 2007
1:54:47 PM CST
(0)
clever. I think this is the first interactive YTMND I have ever seen. 5 stars
mountainmage
February 13th, 2007
1:57:28 PM CST
(0)
amazing idea, ka-5'd
naturerobot
February 13th, 2007
2:01:44 PM CST
(0)
You BROKE my LIFE
LatkaXtreme
February 13th, 2007
2:08:03 PM CST
(0)
lol, I can't belive it! In the first tests when I pressed Esc I got "You will have a wonderful time", "Make a cake by the book", so good stuff only. Then I was Up and Coming. Now it's not even 4 so I'm not on that list anymore. I made another fortune, the result was: "Someone breaks your life
poryon2
February 13th, 2007
2:11:39 PM CST
(0)
Someone will stare into your stole.
ManontheEdge
February 13th, 2007
2:17:05 PM CST
(0)
Well time to go now.... wait..... WHERES MY BIKE?!
SonOfPrince
February 13th, 2007
2:19:27 PM CST
(0)
CHOCOLATE?
S3an
February 13th, 2007
2:22:25 PM CST
(0)
looks like im baking a cake by the book today
LatkaXtreme
February 13th, 2007
2:22:48 PM CST
(0)
Seems like it really works ^^
Ochobobo
February 13th, 2007
2:26:16 PM CST
(0)
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true--Where was I?
Narmo
February 13th, 2007
2:27:02 PM CST
(0)
Nice idea, and one of my favorite songs too!
MiX-A
February 13th, 2007
2:35:05 PM CST
(0)
I will lose. :(((
LatkaXtreme
February 13th, 2007
2:36:06 PM CST
(0)
Don't be sad! I'm sure it will be better tomorrow ^^
Suilenroc
February 13th, 2007
2:37:54 PM CST
(0)
Downvoters will leave me alone! :)
LatkaXtreme
February 13th, 2007
2:39:48 PM CST
(0)
Good for you! :) I can't say that from myself
Slu
February 13th, 2007
3:58:16 PM CST
(0)
-1 for telling me I would forget polend. I never forget.
LatkaXtreme
February 13th, 2007
4:02:41 PM CST
(0)
If you try again tomorrow, and it says you won't forget Poland, will you give me that +1? :3
egonym
February 13th, 2007
6:28:34 PM CST
(0)
views today 666! EVIL EVILE VILEVILELIVILEILVLIEVLIVLIEVLIEVLIAEVIAEVLI
Votey
February 13th, 2007
6:29:44 PM CST
(0)
misspelled Aries. gg.
orphanixx
February 13th, 2007
6:30:41 PM CST
(0)
i love it.
Kishkumen
February 13th, 2007
6:32:56 PM CST
(0)
I can't believe I forgot Polend!
Winchester
February 13th, 2007
6:40:01 PM CST
(0)
excellent
mik3m
February 13th, 2007
6:44:31 PM CST
(0)
Geminis are the best people on the f*cking planet. JUNE IS THE BEST MONTH EVER. F*CK YOU CATS.
Warkid1993
February 13th, 2007
6:58:20 PM CST
(0)
I FORGOT POLAND DAMN IT...
CoolBoyMan
February 13th, 2007
7:01:33 PM CST
(0)
N*gga will still my bike :D
InvertedShadow
February 13th, 2007
7:06:14 PM CST
(0)
I DO NOT EVER FORGET POLAND! YOU LIE!
thePlease
February 13th, 2007
7:07:27 PM CST
(-1)
How f*cking original you salad tossing sh*teater, basically, you took the most overused piece of sh*t fad ever on the internet, you found a setting which is so f*cking worthless that it hasn't even already been thought of and you fadwhored everything you could. I just want you to know I 1'd all your sites and that I pray Allah that you get some really really sick disease. gtfo, you're the reason why it took us 3 million years to come up with the wheel.
mrpopo42
April 19th, 2007
6:20:21 PM CDT
(0)
looks like someone broke their life...
dedcat
February 13th, 2007
7:13:30 PM CST
(0)
I have always wanted to do something with this song - I am glad to see that you did better than I ever would have.
Mr-Spud
February 13th, 2007
7:17:54 PM CST
(0)
moar insults!
kross
February 13th, 2007
7:19:29 PM CST
(0)
look out for TRAPS (AIDS perhaps?)
prairiedogeric10
February 13th, 2007
7:19:51 PM CST
(0)
Downvoters will leave me alone yay!!!!!!!!!
prairiedogeric10
February 13th, 2007
7:20:47 PM CST
(0)
I'll fav this and do it everyday
slamjack
February 13th, 2007
7:27:54 PM CST
(0)
5'd for wierd allen
Katatonia
February 13th, 2007
7:28:25 PM CST
(0)
5 for being creative
yeahshescool26
February 13th, 2007
7:32:57 PM CST
(0)
who BREAKS my LIFE?
tmtigd
February 13th, 2007
7:35:25 PM CST
(0)
F*ck, I don't want someone to break my life. (Why does the sound click?)
crazyphoenix
February 13th, 2007
7:35:44 PM CST
(0)
I will have a wonderful time. Yeah.
Striker-F4
February 13th, 2007
7:43:50 PM CST
(0)
Apparantly, I'm going to forget Poland today. *Locks door*
HockeyUSA27
February 13th, 2007
8:00:50 PM CST
(0)
Have some CHOCOLATE!
ddiknad
February 13th, 2007
8:08:36 PM CST
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matti
February 13th, 2007
8:20:30 PM CST
(0)
Spelled Aries wrong. =p
BTVagrant
February 13th, 2007
8:30:26 PM CST
(0)
i concur
xxsirxnicolasxx
February 13th, 2007
8:37:02 PM CST
(0)
you will forget poland!
NuclearPoweredPogoSt
February 13th, 2007
8:37:18 PM CST
(0)
Yay, I love sites like these.
pauljue14
February 13th, 2007
8:42:10 PM CST
(0)
Look out for TRAPS!
uzi9mm
February 13th, 2007
8:45:51 PM CST
(0)
my lifes gonna get brok
TheRealJollyRoger
February 13th, 2007
8:47:04 PM CST
(0)
this is awesome.
thedr00ling
February 13th, 2007
9:20:52 PM CST
(0)
Amazing
clydefr0g
February 13th, 2007
9:53:38 PM CST
(0)
you broke my life......
beatnik
February 13th, 2007
10:18:22 PM CST
(0)
5'd for various reasons.
WeezerBlue
February 13th, 2007
10:31:49 PM CST
(0)
Excellent. Time to bake a pretty cake (with a Pisces sign on it).
silenoz
February 13th, 2007
10:58:43 PM CST
(0)
Press esc + Fad comp? BRILLIANT!
Rabbel
February 13th, 2007
11:01:03 PM CST
(0)
go Weird Al!
PaRappa
February 14th, 2007
12:11:45 AM CST
(0)
also, c*cks
OmniIcyshelf
February 14th, 2007
12:13:54 AM CST
(0)
I FORGOT POLAND! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MACFLOOOOOOOOOOOOY I JUST FELL FOR THE TRAZZZAAAZZAAAPAPPPP
skeezinfornoreason
February 14th, 2007
12:29:07 AM CST
(0)
down Voters will leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!f*ck...nevermind
OMGMyHairsOnFire
February 14th, 2007
12:42:36 AM CST
(0)
lol upvote... some one will break my heart???? :(
meebabo77
February 14th, 2007
12:51:49 AM CST
(0)
make a cake by the booK! where's that bitch stephanie at?
Spydakween
February 14th, 2007
1:48:01 AM CST
(0)
Neat trick.
heppelitis
February 14th, 2007
2:03:28 AM CST
(0)
OMG. I'm a virgo, and a n*gg* did steal my bike!!! :-( 4 for the precog, -1 for the n*gg* stealing my bike.
StridentLobster
February 14th, 2007
2:50:22 AM CST
(0)
Really really good. If I could actually vote at the moment, you'd get 5. >.
StridentLobster
February 14th, 2007
2:51:13 AM CST
(0)
Oh, good. 5'd WITH GUSTO.
THEMIDVOTES
February 14th, 2007
3:52:28 AM CST
(0)
You will have a wonderful time waht i got
ShadowSL
February 14th, 2007
3:53:38 AM CST
(0)
Downvoters will leave me alone? Just need to think of something after some shut-eye. I wish I wasn't so lazy.
LatkaXtreme
February 14th, 2007
4:25:40 AM CST
(0)
Wow! Oh my god! I gone to sleep then I wake up and see this! Thanks everyone! :D b|1ng: the font is called "Hobo Std"
Pyronophy
February 14th, 2007
4:58:06 AM CST
(0)
I forgot Poland :(
Willsnotgay
February 14th, 2007
5:43:43 AM CST
(0)
Wow. great execution.
rockstonic52
February 14th, 2007
5:49:56 AM CST
(0)
Great presentation.
FriendlyNeighborhood
February 14th, 2007
6:07:51 AM CST
(0)
Chocolate....CHOCOlate....CHOCOLATE?? CHOCOLATE!?!? CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maplejet
February 14th, 2007
6:41:45 AM CST
(0)
This deserves a 5 based on song alone
Umaycallusq
February 14th, 2007
7:12:36 AM CST
(0)
I got a whammy
cutie-pie
February 14th, 2007
7:50:05 AM CST
(0)
woot makign a ytmnd, but i dont want to
TheGreatGatsby
February 14th, 2007
8:04:32 AM CST
(0)
What's Poland?
C-Euro
February 14th, 2007
8:07:11 AM CST
(0)
NOOOO, I'm gonna forget Poland!
tricolor
February 14th, 2007
8:17:43 AM CST
(0)
Hey, a new face on YTMND. Welcome.
cooke
February 14th, 2007
9:07:59 AM CST
(0)
TIP: don't make a site that has been done to death. This "fad" was done to death in its second incarnation. This is like the 20th.
PinkUniscorn
February 14th, 2007
9:29:08 AM CST
(0)
i found love!
herk522
February 14th, 2007
9:44:40 AM CST
(0)
whats the big deal with poland
TheEvilComputerNerd
February 14th, 2007
10:08:56 AM CST
(0)
Real f*cking clever, nice work man.
Have-a-Five
February 14th, 2007
10:24:42 AM CST
(0)
I found out what love is.
Stormsblade
February 14th, 2007
10:46:17 AM CST
(0)
I support this YTMND.
pussinboots
February 14th, 2007
11:03:10 AM CST
(0)
i personally hate these, but this was nice.....forget poland you say? nonsense!
alextide32
February 14th, 2007
11:10:16 AM CST
(0)
meh
mainiac
February 14th, 2007
11:23:46 AM CST
(0)
Genius!
Speedy
February 14th, 2007
11:30:33 AM CST
(0)
Aries.
xsabre
February 14th, 2007
11:46:36 AM CST
(0)
look out for traps? i dont liek the sound of that..
Gonzster
February 14th, 2007
11:47:51 AM CST
(0)
Unfortunately I'm not having a wonderful time...
joeyclassic
February 14th, 2007
12:43:48 PM CST
(0)
awesome
somnombulist
February 14th, 2007
12:52:31 PM CST
(0)
Well done!
gouki4u
February 14th, 2007
1:06:10 PM CST
(0)
I will forget Poland. If only...
Cataclaw
February 14th, 2007
1:08:58 PM CST
(0)
Music makes this
randomdude
February 14th, 2007
4:05:52 PM CST
(0)
Virgo, someone will stare into your soul...that exactly what happened today when i was dancing with my girlfriend, we stare into our soul O_o XD Good thing it valentine day, we can do every thing like dancing in the cafeteria or doing ddr or even going swimming when it was the fourth period XD
TsukasaElkKite
February 14th, 2007
6:01:09 PM CST
(0)
me likey
coolchick1794
February 15th, 2007
6:41:26 AM CST
(0)
...
mariostar06
February 15th, 2007
2:26:23 PM CST
(0)
^You don't know talent, young girl.
Dragon107
February 16th, 2007
7:41:09 PM CST
(0)
My bike was stolen! *Grabs shotgun and goes hunting for Doc*
prairiedogeric10
February 16th, 2007
11:22:20 PM CST
(0)
N*gga gonna steal my bike today. well, i don't got a bike to begin with, and I haven't for quite a few years. some native asked me if he could have my bike when i was like a 3rd grader and i said "Nope" and rode off
sulusulusulu
February 20th, 2007
11:44:30 PM CST
(0)
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icanhasusername
November 6th, 2007
4:02:57 PM CST
(0)
win. but a n*gg*s gon go steal my bike.
Kodiack
March 17th, 2008
10:21:53 PM CDT
(0)
Downvoters will leave me alone? Isn't it the damn truth! I haven't made any YTMNDs.