An Unsettling Truth
Created on: February 10th, 2007
This is how deep the rabbit hole goes, thanks to MrStump for the great title!
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Fourest's sites are not bad, objectively, they just don't appeal to me, and I thought we were allowed to rate sites as we see fit. Maybe max should make a filter that only allows people to vote 5 on everything. That seems to be what people want. I've made over 10.000 votes in six months and I like using all the available options... otherwise what's the point?
Whoa whoa, worthless comments?! That's why I was born. I mean... zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaz
and then Lopez giggles or whoever it was, and then TEAM zaza erupts: zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaza
also somebody*= something Yes. Also fourest, why do you care about your comment page?! This site makes me say "also noun" way too much. Also c*cks. Also zaza. And then also zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaza
Also, this comments page is nothing. I had a guy threaten to bring him and his tricycle gang to my house. Do you know how scary that is? You're lucky that all you have to suffer is the wrath of LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS, SATIRE, AND WORTHLESS COMMENTS. However, since that guy just upvoted your site because of the comments alone, they in fact have tangibly added to the score of your site and therefore are, quite literally, not worthless. FLAME ON.
I go to state school because I want to spend all my money on cars and VAGINA, and because I got in just by mentioning my SAT score, which somehow allowed them to accept me without any proof or having to fill out any paperwork at all. I'm like james bond, but better. I bet he filled out paperwork. What a loser, imagine him... with a pen... and paper. My god what a majorons mask. I want to fill this all up with random facts that both embarass and brag. One time, I was not awesome... one time.
I have heard UCONN is the most respected state school in teh US. But I dunno, I might be wrong! Sure is also where I'm going for my masters. PLUS ALSO CARS, WE WIN! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OGMOGOMGOGOMGOMOGOGMOGMOGOMGOMOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMG I GOTTA TRY THIS FILLING OUT THE BOX WITH MEANINGLESS COMMENTS FASTER THAN I HAVE BEEN, THAT LAST ONE PROBABLY TOOK ME LIKE A MINUTE. ZAZAZAZA IM BLACK AND IN A TANK WATCH MY BOOTAY NIJJOR! BLAHBLABLAHBLAHBLHABH HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH SH*T FAST ENOUGH? I NEED PRACTISE
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Man, it's your biz to make sites for ratings or not, but PMing people to upvote you with their alt accounts isn't really going to win a lot of people to defend you. Your sites are going to be rated highly anyway so begging for fives just comes across as kind of pathetic. I mean don't you want to be weighed and measured based on real merit? Isn't that what ratings are really about? Use the force fourest BE LIKE HAN NOT LIKE... I don't know, somebody lame... I tune out the parts without Harrison Ford.
And just so everyone knows, a legal defense to defamation is TRUTH, it's an absolute defense, and I can back up what I say. It's not like this is an isolated incident. I actually have a point here, and I wish fourest would stop pretending like he's not doing anything wrong. (Also you would have to prove damages which would be pretty much impossible here. LOL SCHOOL FTW!)
Man, when I quit doing cocaine all the time, it was a bitch to give up the drugs, the parties, the constant sex, the popularity, I can imagine not asking people to upvote your sites is going to take some time to quit, I mean, what a rush, when you watch that uptick from 4.36 to 4.37. If you really want to stop, then delete this and resubmit it HONESTLY. Prove your mettle.
WHOA WHOA WHOA! "Plus my sites are amazing if you've been to college. It's amusing to me
that people are often too young to appreciate irony... but you will. PS
fourest try smoking pot, it works WONDERS on my rage blackouts." . . . . been to college, and Oh, I fully understand irony. Your sites are not ironic. They're not really anything except poorly done. PLEASE don't pretend that you are just too advanced for people to fully understand. A poorly photoshopped picture of zoidburg isn't highbrow at all
I think it's fairly obvious that she was ridiculing you for your middle school maturity level by asking people whether they like you or not. I mean it's not childish to give a "Check yes/no if you want to do illegal things together", I do it all the time. The trick is, you have to give it to them when their moms are not looking.
we all get carried away here, it's addictive to judge, I've used underhanded guerrilla tactics and other monkey business to ensure top spot for some of my creations, I've bought YTMND ad space just to link one of my sites through the ads, I've proposed mock social experiments by posing as a guest speaker in prestigious universities but this is no different than a concerned parent pulling some strings to get their kid into the honors program.
This was a solo mission and was not affiliated in any way with BTape, hankthawrapper, or others, I'm a lone wolf, an assassin of bad form, the only gangs I like are trike gangs AS I HAVE CLEARLY SAID, and I hope fourest will act like a normal person from now on, thank you. To answer your question I feel pretty ambivalent about everyone I know through the tubes because in my head you're all robuts.
2007-02-10 13:56:20
HeatherChandler
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Man, when I quit doing cocaine all the time, it was a bitch to give up the
drugs, the parties, the constant sex, the popularity, I can imagine not
asking people to upvote your sites is going to take some time to quit, I
mean, what a rush, when you watch that uptick from 4.36 to 4.37. If you
really want to stop, then delete this and resubmit it HONESTLY. Prove your
mettle.
Thats just classic Heather lol.
Furthermore, reading from your posts I've gathered a few things. (1) You clearly take YTMND quite seriously because you've spent time trying to insult and ridicule Fourest. If YTMND wasn't all that important, WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU POSTING NONSTOP? Obviously you take YTMND as seriously as he does, so please don't pretend that YTMND isn't also a significant part of the things you care about.
Also, why do you rely on your "secret hotness?" Do you think that there are no other girls on this planet that are attractive? Are you that f*cking shallow and blind? Think for a secret you dumb bitch - HAVE YOU NEVER LOOKED AT THE INTERNET? There are girls 10x "hotter" then you taking it up the *ss and eating sh*t. Clearly, being "hot" doesn't mean you are a wholesome person, have a good personality, or are even a privilege to f*ck.
There's nothing good on TV and my friends all work retail, also fourest brought this on himself by asking me why I voted 1 on his site without commenting, which meant he was spy-stalking, which means he would be easily raged, I mean come on man do the math, easily raged + boredom = lulz. Basic internets. Welcome to the non-real world.
With that said, I'd like to emphasize that since being hot means nothing (Since we've all seen very attractive girls eat raw feces and being f*cked by animals), we now have to base it off personality. I'm going to assume that you're a shallow c*nt (because you keep referring to your hotness, and because 90% of what you say refers to yourself as hot, better then us, or just more intelligent, etc.)
So, now even if you are "hot", you are on level with two types of women - those who eat sh*t, and those who are obsessed with themselves. It's pretty f*cking ironic that your last YTMND makes fun of paris Hilton for having Herpes pills, when YOU, YOU act just as self obsessed as she does. Is that why you created the YTMND? To make yourself feel better because you're exactly like Paris Hilton, self absorbed and shallow as f*ck?
Just to clarify, I don't know what this scat fetish talk is about. Seriously, SWAP.avi. I use it to end a date that's going nowhere fast. Maybe it is some kind of convoluted food fetish, which anyone named FAT would probably be into. Try throwing up a lot and then you can be shallow and hot and popular like me! RAGING ALL TAKERS OMG ITS A RAGEBANG OR GANGRAGE OR SOMETHING
HC - All of your intelligent comments refer to your physical attributes, proving my point that you are like paris Hilton herself - shallow, ignorant, and self obsessed. If your best qualities are the physical features you have, then may I remind you there are girls HOTTER then you right now eating sh*t for low paychecks on camera, and being covered in bukkake for the latest porn film.
how incredibly f*cking homosexual you worthless piece of sh*t. just like all your ytmnds. not so much the fact that this is the unfunniest garbage I've seen this seek, but the fact that if you get some more f*ggot *ss e-friends on random dumb sh*t *ss forums, maybe you'll become the next dr-l337. gtfo
My handle is Fate, xx, oh self obsessed one. Final thought - ANYONE who is THAT self obsessed is also INSECURE. Is it because ALL you've EVER heard from guys is what a tight c*nt you have? Is it because you've never been complimented for your intelligence (and LOL at that thought), or praised for your wit? Is it because secretly, you've found your physical attributes are all you have in life, and have to use these to the fullest? You're an insecure, shallow c*nt, and you have nothing intelligent to say.
FURTHER PROOF HC IS AN IDIOT - "Don't insult our men in uniform." Someone find me one sentence where I insulted our men in uniform. My god, how stupid are you? Also, I could care less about my site ratings, or even YTMND. It's fun now and then, but if you'll notice, I don't have a forums account, I rarely make comments, and I don't usually make fads. Could it be because I don't care? HC - DO YOU MAKE ANY INTELLIGENT COMMENTS/POINTS AT ALL?
Heather, you can be obsessed with yourself and still be insecure. In fact, most obsessed people ARE insecure. Also, no, I don't "hate women", I just hate stupid c*nts like heather whose most intelligent remark is "LOL i HavE TITZ". The only reason I refer to that comment as intelligent is because it's true, and it did require observation, so coming from someone like yourself, I find any statement of a true fact based on observation to be an impressive achievement.
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To be honest, I could care less if she means what she says or not. She is still an aggravating presence on this site's comment board. But I'm done posting, because all she can do is either showed that she failed reading comprehension by misunderstanding what I wrote, or talking about her tits and ass. Anyway, I LIKED THE SITE FOUREST, AND I LIKE MOST OF YOUR SITES, and now I'm heading out to go grab dinner.
"the constant sex, the popularity" Wow I just fell out of love amazingly fast. All anyone, ANYONE needs to do to get laid is SHOW UP at a trashy college bar. That's it. Fat, ugly, scarred face, single testicle, hermo, whatever... anyone can get laid with nil effort. I'm gonna go back to thinking nothing of you for thinking that f*ckin makes you numbero uno. Also lack of body and tons of makeup makes nobody hot. Score me, large penis attached to body with overpowered mind.
One more thing - my handle is Fate, you stupid bitch. Fate. Fate, as in "uncontrolled destiny." I'll even use it as a sentence - It is your FATE to be the cum guzzler for random guys that enjoy f*cking your tight c*nt, while realizing that they'd never marry you because you're basically a walking glory hole.
Yes, I'd definitely rather side with the high schooler who posts his sites on forums and AIMs people to beg for 5s. I'm sure that's the intelligent side of the debate. Since this isn't even ABOUT fourest anymore and has become about feeding Fat's ego, which could probably use a diet. Hey do you know Fats, I used to buy coke from him, but he won't return my calls anymore... oh wait fat people don't do cocaine.
Oh man Fat your words just sear into my soul, I have realized the empty ways of my life and I will just vote 5 on all of fourest's sites now without even fully viewing them, oh thank God I have finally seen the error of my soclailite ways, I don't need to have men worship me like a goddess when I can be more popular on YTMND.com website. Thank you so, so much. I just upvoted all your sites! HUGGLES!
I can get completely trashed for an entire day off of a 30 rack at like $23... why the f*ck would I do coke? The only people that do coke are those that have never had any real drama in their life and need to fake it by finding something illegal or edgy to do. Go get into a serious car chase or witness a double murder/suicide, or something that would allow you to prove to yourself that you are a human. I've actually been in several long and dangerous car chases, they were GREAT.
So last night kind of sucked. Needless to say since the roads have been sh*tty there weren't a lot of people out. And the few females that were in the spot were pretty fugly. Even after drinking in attempts to make them more attractive. I guess it wasn't a total loss because the bar got a new jukebox which has pretty much everything you could ever want in it. Around 2 AM Final Countdown and several Flogging Molly songs were quite appropriate. Matt and I did Cherry Bomb's over Baghdad. I got Sheetz.
I hope somebody noticed the male counterpart to HC is in the hizzy. I'm less annoying, but twisting things to be more.. 'male' I guess. Well if you didn't notice, YOU DO NOW. So I was skipping along the way like way faster than I even thought I was going before I hit the ramp. My god, about halfway across the river I tore a bullshark's fin off and made soup out of it. I'm such a f*cking badass that I spilled like half of it on my shirt and look all slobbishly hardcool.
Listen biznatch, I'm your counterpart. I change race and ethnicity mid sentance often, BIATCH, but still I'm here to stay. Also n*gg*, what the figginaticrat you be speakin at? Rythmage in the hizzizzle mcnasty malasty. Malasty? I just want to see my name with words next to it more, because Twinsen was the f*cking MAJO, mayo.
One time I robbed a bank while totally asleep. I don't know if I mentioned this, but I was two blocks away the entire time, unarmed, and they deposited all the cash for me in a swiss bank account, in person, in switzerland. Also butt, girls go crazy for my tight muscular rump. It's tight and muscular. Also rump.
And everytime I go to walk across the street or something theres like 19 girls chasing me giggling about my super hot ass. All I can really say is that they can touch it if I get to touch them from the inside. They always agree, and I always comply, but sometimes they pinch too hard. It sucks because yeah sure I got inside 19 annoying chicks, but still my *ss hurts a little and that makes none of it worthwhile.
Well now I actually do have somewhere to be. I turned down the girls (srsly tho) to go to providence to get some 90's CD that I know I'm gonna find and know I need to own. Then I'll go play videogames and drink beer at D&B like all the f*gs that think that's cool. I'll be the guy in the leather jacket that knows he's cooler than everyone. Also c*cks, look for the guy with the huge bulge of c*ck in his pants. It's f*ckin huge.
"So, now even if you are "hot", you are on level with two types of women -
those who eat sh*t, and those who are obsessed with themselves." I like how this is Fatexx's rationalization of the fact that hot girls won't talk to him. Smart girls and hot girls are rare. Smart hot girls are rarer. That doesn't mean they don't exist. Just like saying, "People who stereotype women are dumber than most primates" isn't always true. I'm just kidding, there's a causal connection. Fatexx is, in fact, an idiot.
Korf I was making a comment that just because she's hot doesn't mean she's special - We've all seen hot women degrade themselves. You can bring out the 12 year old insults by assuming that no girl has ever talked to me, and that's fine. you can continue to masterbate to heathers picture and living your fantasy that she will let you eat her sh*t. F*ggot.
I'd like to thank fourest for being more mature than his years and keeping his arguments AT LEAST CIVIL and not resorting to extreme tactics like this Fat bastard here, fourest you may be 16 but you're already more of a man than he'll ever be. I guess when you completely lose an argument you have to resort to petty bullsh*t.
Actually, you weren't. In fact, you can read it again. I copied and pasted. I didn't take it out of context. It's quite clearly a false dichotomy. And you are, quite clearly, an idiot and an egotistical *ssh*le who takes the internet way too seriously. You attack HC for ridiculing someone by... ridiculing her? Hypocrisy is a stinky cologne. Also, attacking someone for being insecure is a pretty f*cked up thing to do. I'm insecure, yet I'm extremely confident that I'm better than you. Fat like your E(xx)go.
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