Hail The Barbarians - Update 44
Created on: December 22nd, 2006
Hail The Barbarians - Update 44
Updated: 01/20/09 - Added 44th Barbarian and the 42nd's portrait.

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March 25th, 2007
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Hmm...+3 for decent song, -1 for anti-American hippy crap. We didn't ask to be the superpower. The 24% of us who didn't vote for the current president apologize or the 26% who did, and the 50% that couldn't be bothered to care about politics. I'm a democrat and I hate hippies, omg. :OO
March 25th, 2007
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phail/10
March 25th, 2007
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The world must be in a pretty sorry state if the most powerful country of the world is made up of Barbarianz.
March 27th, 2007
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have you checked the news lately?
March 28th, 2007
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... I'd say that we're kind of slipping the most pwerful department.
March 25th, 2007
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dude if you cross your eyes and stare closely at the pictures it gives it a crazy 3D effect.
March 25th, 2007
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"kill yourself"
March 25th, 2007
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If you're gonna make a f*ggy political statement, do it somewhere else.
March 25th, 2007
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I agree they are all barbarians... take that AmeriKKKa.
March 25th, 2007
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You gave it even MOAR money? Damn dude. Also, LOL POLITICAL DEBATE.
March 25th, 2007
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Barbarians are anyone not white, or male. Eat my ass.
March 25th, 2007
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According to Wikipedia, "Barbarian" means not greek. I am not aware of any US president who is identified as Greek. -2 for stating the obvious, -2 for michael moore masturbation material. (Also, I'm well aware it also meant "Bearded", so I guess Lincoln, Cleveland, and Harrison are in; Washington, Jackson, Truman, ... etc are out)
March 25th, 2007
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This was a waste of eye-power. However, I will not down-vote, cause I'm not like that.
March 25th, 2007
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gaytmnd
March 25th, 2007
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more stupidity
March 25th, 2007
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seriously dude, cut out the historical figures and make the point a little more obvious.
March 25th, 2007
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you have way too much money to blow on sponsoring your own sites
March 25th, 2007
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wait - does Dubya have evil glowing eyes? I'm probably just seeing things, but...
March 25th, 2007
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Dollas
March 25th, 2007
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wow.
March 25th, 2007
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I think most of the downvoters acted in a stereotypical manner most of the world sees America as.
March 25th, 2007
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What are you saying....
March 25th, 2007
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I say everyone who upvoted this can go live in post-soviet russia, and freeze there commie balls off..
March 25th, 2007
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Rofl, at double post, and rofl at my spelling >_
March 25th, 2007
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that was gay, GG dude.
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this is so good. so good and i am so glad he donated the money for it. this needed to be seen.
March 25th, 2007
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OMG SOMEONE ELSE BASHES AMERICA LOLZ ORIGINAL FTW
March 25th, 2007
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mustaches should come back into style.
March 25th, 2007
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Fived for having enough balls to not donate to you own site using anonymity (spelling, w/e, I don't give a f*ck)
March 25th, 2007
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Take your retarded activist sh*t somewhere else.
March 25th, 2007
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5'd for FLA...Artificial Soldier was one of my favorite albums of '06. (because I'm not a purist f*ck)
March 25th, 2007
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The fact that you spent $111.48 sponsoring yourself would have been enough.
March 26th, 2007
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not funny, you f*cking liberal
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+5 for FLA
March 26th, 2007
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We shall liberate the world one day.
March 26th, 2007
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VOTE MAX GOLDBERG FOR PRESIDENT 2008
March 26th, 2007
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what a shocking and bold statement. you must be such a f*cking activist. barbarian is not the word.
March 26th, 2007
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Insta 5'd for Front Line Assembly!
March 26th, 2007
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best part was when i went to comment and there was an add for John McCain for president next to the pic. now go back to your bread line and wait for dinner, commie.
August 29th, 2007
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Welcome to the 1950's.
March 26th, 2007
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cry me a river bitch
March 26th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T 5'd for $111.48
March 26th, 2007
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Payday?
March 26th, 2007
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Again, the message this carries is underestimated.
March 26th, 2007
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Meh. I can get behind your general idea, but barbarians seems a bit harsh.
March 26th, 2007
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Barbarians is right. Explaining it within a comment box is nearly impossible though. Let's just say that the comparison to barbarians describes how Americans care little for other cultures.
March 26th, 2007
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-1 for FDR there -1 for Teddy Roosevelt there -1 for Abraham Lincoln -1 for George Washington there.
March 26th, 2007
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a lot of great men on your sh*t list
March 26th, 2007
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1'd. Why? You spend over 100 bucks sponsoring yourself, it's not funny, or interesting. The music is lame. And, barbarians are supposed to be huge musclebound guys with a loincloth and a sword, not these guys. I hate 1'ing ytmnd's but this deserves it.
March 26th, 2007
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kill all hippies
March 26th, 2007
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This really needs to stop.
March 26th, 2007
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Democracy is said to be to worst form of goverment; except all the others that have been tried.-Winston Churchill-owned.
March 26th, 2007
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lame
March 26th, 2007
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I was expected something and found it was a sh*tty ytmnd with sh*tty music trying to get across a completely surreal and elongated anti-government point. Just plain crude
March 26th, 2007
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your mom has a penis
March 26th, 2007
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All these "RAR GO AMERICA" types amuse me. Critically examine your history, and you'll find a thing or two not to be proud of. Do you know what it's called when you don't unconditionally support your state, and give voice to your grievance? DEMOCRACY.
March 26th, 2007
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Sponsoring your own sites is abusive. Suddenly the sponsored area isn't a place of quality websites, but of rich users who decide to throw their wallets down in a hissy fit and force us to view their pathetic attempts to fit in. Spend your money on sites you like that aren't your own, if you don't want to undermine the entire concept of sponsoring, you f*cking idiot.
March 26th, 2007
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I thought the point of sponsoring was to give money to sites you like, to help out YTMND as a whole? It's alright to be a fan of your own site, isn't it?
March 26th, 2007
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FIGHT THE POWER
March 26th, 2007
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????
March 26th, 2007
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What the hell happened to every comment?
March 26th, 2007
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OH I GET IT
March 26th, 2007
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lol america
March 26th, 2007
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er....penises?
March 26th, 2007
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you self sponsored this worthless pile of sh*t again? please go kill yourself. On second thought, come on over, ill take care of that for you.
March 26th, 2007
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How cool it is to sponsor your own site.
March 26th, 2007
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad - those men were free men, they were great men, f*ck all of you america haters
March 26th, 2007
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They were also great, free men who would've been appalled by the current idea of "My country is awesome because it is my country." Did you know that Thomas Jefferson advocated a revolution every 10 years, in order to keep the government truly representative of the people? There were some truly noble and heroic acts made by the men in those pictures. There were also some truly despicable and reprehensible ones. The purpose of something like this YTMND is to get people to think about those acts....
March 26th, 2007
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...and not blindly, zealously defend them.
March 26th, 2007
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lol everyone who has upvoted this has been blocked
March 26th, 2007
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1 FOR IDIOT.
March 26th, 2007
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Why has everyone gotten bad reviews of comments? (or Who keeps clicking the -comment button for everyone?) If this post gets a minus/minuses, that it a sigh someone is just blindly pissed.
March 26th, 2007
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another anti-republican bitching ytmnder. cute
March 27th, 2007
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there were quite a few democrats that were flashed as well you know.
March 26th, 2007
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There were democrats in there too.
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Yes! Only the civilized eat their children and crap on the ground!
March 26th, 2007
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The only thing i regret about this site is the poor person or peoples who've donated money to this...If the real intention of this site is to get you to "think" it's time to jump off the net and read some books. mmmm slander upon us all. Thanks again
March 26th, 2007
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you idiot he donated it to himself
March 26th, 2007
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barbarians?
March 26th, 2007
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wait wut
March 26th, 2007
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ur my hero.
March 26th, 2007
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FDR and Lincoln are the only two that deserve the term barbarian.
March 26th, 2007
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FDR converted a flourishing capitalist economy into a ragged communistic welfare state. nothing he did nothing helped get rid of the depression, and if anything, he made it worse. elimination of gold standard, social security, welfare; all created by FDR; all are issues that drain the middle class who make up the majority of america for the sake of letting the uneducated masses slack off. in short, he cut off the balls of self supporting americans and made them dependant on the federal government
March 27th, 2007
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Check your historical facts again, buddy. It was because of things like the gold standard and the fact there was no Federal insurance on bank accounts that caused the depression in the first place and made it worsen. That little FDIC sticker at all banks that insures each account for $120,000, FDR and his Brain Trust started that. Look at the facts, as soon as FDR implemented his "Alphabet Soup" and pumped jobs into the economy it began improving immediately and it saved millions from starving to death.
April 1st, 2007
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You're entitled to your opinion, as a part of being an American. All political parties suck, and the government wasn't set up for political parties, it was originally set up so that anyone could run for president. Now it's reduced to two people with the biggest wallets in their party. And don't vote Nader, he'll ruin Congress by combining it, thus eliminating the check and balance of Congress.
January 20th, 2009
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america was flourishing during the great depression? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gdp20-40.jpg the economy turns around strangely enough when fdr gets elected into office most efforts to get off the gold standard didnt happen until post world war II with the bretton woods agreement. did you even listen during high social studies?
March 26th, 2007
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Lincoln, now praised as the great emancipator, not only freed 0 slaves, but created 100 years of hell for the black community. the south did not break away from the union b/c they wanted to keep their slaves as we are lead to believe, but it was because lincoln got elected without a single southern vote, meaning that the south had no representation. is that fair? having to follow the rules someone thousands of miles away sets for you is why we broke away from England.
March 26th, 2007
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lincoln let his army pillage massive cities that had no military garrison, rape women, steal from and kill civilians, and he threw american citizens into jail w/o habeas corpus (one of the reasons why most people hate bush). lincoln knew that the generations to come were going to criticize him as brutally as he crushed the rebel freedom fighters, so he spread propaganda like the emancipation proclamation (freeing zero slaves) so that people would say, "oh it was a war against evil slavery, so its justified"
March 26th, 2007
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if lincoln had not waged his war, there would be no racial tension b/w the white and black communities. slavery would have grown obsolete with new technology, and the white slave owners would have let slaves go on their own terms. the KKK was formed because of white resentment to having what they believed to be their property taken away. if the war was never waged and the confederate states of america was around, it would be a land where only those affected by a decision can vote on it, w/o a federal gov
March 27th, 2007
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I can understand many of your views on Lincoln and would have to agree with a several of them, some of them, however, I completely disagree with. But when it comes to FDR, I'm sorry, but you're almost completely wrong. Especially how you describe the "Great Depression" in American history as a "Flourishing Capitalist Economy." I would love for anyone to have told that to all the families in the dust bowl and all those stock brokers right before killed themselves when the stock market crashed.
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Heh, 5.
March 27th, 2007
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your just jealous
March 27th, 2007
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While not agreeing with the message completely, I really like how this was done. Therefore, 5'd and favorited.
March 27th, 2007
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This site is blasphemy....madness! THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!!!!
March 27th, 2007
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They sure are.
March 27th, 2007
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Stupid, political, and not funny? A 1 for your efforts.
March 27th, 2007
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yep, this sucks pretty hard
March 28th, 2007
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Is there anything more cliche now than insulting the United States? The "zomgz amirka liek suckzorz" got old by the Iranian hostage crisis.
March 28th, 2007
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wow president bashing, real original
March 28th, 2007
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Coo'. You rich bastard.
March 28th, 2007
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Daltonofzeal
March 28th, 2007
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Doesn't float my boat
March 28th, 2007
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
March 28th, 2007
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This is moronic. Why the f*ck do you spend so much money on YTMND?
March 28th, 2007
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I don't get it, but I guess it's supposed to say how Americans are all crap and hail socialist Europe or something. If those guys are barbarians, I wanna be the next Conan.
March 29th, 2007
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http://mtpcatmilked.ytmnd.com/
March 29th, 2007
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http://mtpcatmilked.ytmnd.com/
March 29th, 2007
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Badass
March 29th, 2007
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ytmnd was made for BS, and u just fell for the trap
March 29th, 2007
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Umm... I'm just gonna say F*ck you... mmmkay?
March 29th, 2007
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Political incorrectness FTW
March 29th, 2007
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guichemot should not express any opinions
March 30th, 2007
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THIS IS WHY N*GG*RS HATE WORLD OF WARCRAFT
March 30th, 2007
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THIS IS WHY N*GG*RS HATE WORLD OF WARCRAFT
March 30th, 2007
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THIS IS WHY N*GG*RS HATE WORLD OF WARCRAFT
March 30th, 2007
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It's funny how everyone is doing exactly what this ytmnd tells em. Hail!
March 30th, 2007
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hail amerikkka
August 29th, 2007
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Yeah, we're ALL white supremacists here. Honest. I just burned a cross at school today after the Two Minutes' Hate.
March 30th, 2007
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Fun!
March 30th, 2007
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Unfortunately, we cannot change what our ancestors have done, so the American Edgucation system (that I am in) tries to tell us that our past was entirely just(ified). I beg to differ (along with many others). It is called Heroification, the process of making people appear to be heroes. American history is filled with presidents who are known in (most) textbooks as sorts of pioneers that lead America to expand. But with every move forward, we pushed someone back.
March 30th, 2007
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While our leaders weren't perfect, and no leader has been. We can only dream of a perfect leader, but they don't exist. Every choice has two sides. The intended action, and the opposing reaction. Lowering taxes on the poor means someone has to cover the gap. Just like lowering taxes for the rich requires even more people to cover the gap. Calling (only) American presidents barbarians emplores that you are ignorant of everyone else who has commited a crime and in a way, this acts as discrimination.
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Jesus f*cking Christ, did someone just go and 1 every goddamned comment?
March 30th, 2007
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wow, what a douch3. Look man, if it weren't for these men and this great country, u wouldn't be here. If it weren't for the men who died on the beaches of Normandy in 1944, u'd probably be dead. If it weren't for the soldiers that are risking their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan, u'd probably be dead. F*ck u and ur anti- American rebellious immature bullshi7. If u dont like this country, go to the middle of Baghdad in a suit and tie, ur bound to meet some wonderful terrorists
March 31st, 2007
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Every four years, like clockwork, one government leaves office and another takes its place. The genius of scheduled revolution is more innovative than all the technology invented in the last century. We are a civilization, not because of our tools, but because of our institutions. And that, sir, is why you fail. (2'd for the balls to submit this site to public scrutiny. The freedom of speech they protected is the reason you can say this at all.)
March 31st, 2007
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don't read too much into this one; don't hate the playa BTW, the new comment system is the worst ever
March 31st, 2007
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Don't listen to the idiots bashing this just because it seems a bit anti-american. As an American, I love my country and the rich heritage I've inherited, and I STILL think this is cool. Presidents are not infallible. Some belong here, others don't. Other then the obvious vague insinuation, this ytmnd makes NO POLITICAL STATEMENT WHATSOEVER. That alone should be reason enough to laugh it off. Stop taking sh*t so seriously, its ENTERTAINMENT people! Would be better if you removed the headshots. Evil DanceFTW
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Actually, the offense I took was linguistic, not political. Nothing is ever WRONG in politics--just unpopular.
July 23rd, 2007
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no political statement? are you a f*cking moron? +5 for you loving america, but -4 for not seeing how this is a dumbass tween kid trying to be a 'rebel'.
March 31st, 2007
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Oh yea, 5'd for the reactionary comments.
March 31st, 2007
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+5 for Front Line Assembly, -1 for idealism, -1 for gross self-sponsorship... aaaaand +1 for Front Line Assembly. Finally somebody else uses industrial. http://funguss.ytmnd.com/
March 31st, 2007
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4'd for Front Line Assembly
March 31st, 2007
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Just cause bush is a f*ggot doesn't mean that all our other presidents where.
March 31st, 2007
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one'd for being potentially communist.
March 31st, 2007
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The United States of America is the greatest nation ever to exist. Your attempt to undermine us is touching, in a way, but ultimately completely futile and without consequence.
March 31st, 2007
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I think it's contrived, but I'm STILL adding it to my favorites.
April 1st, 2007
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they wear suits, therefore they can't be barbarians.
April 1st, 2007
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Politics suck, thus they naturally end up on YTMND and senselessly downvoted on message rather than execution.
April 1st, 2007
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cool
April 1st, 2007
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Noice mate!
April 2nd, 2007
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I don't get it.
April 2nd, 2007
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'> 3. (loosely) a foreigner. None of which any of those people are. They're all foreign from where I'm standing.' Well you're obviously standing in the wrong f*cking spot then.
April 2nd, 2007
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Everything went downhill from the founding fathers.
April 2nd, 2007
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Some others were good though.
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Wow, you're one uneducated f*ckwit. Die in a fire.
April 2nd, 2007
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Downvoted for self sponsorship.
April 2nd, 2007
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Fail. See: Tikiman. What the f*ck?
April 22nd, 2007
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This is brilliance*. Politics is nothing more than sophisticated barbarism. We will never reach our true evolutionary potential through politics. It can only happen when we ALL change on a fundamental and INDIVIDUAL level.
May 16th, 2007
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I KNOW I 5'd this.
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I love how angry is over this, i'm faving this just because you pissed so many people off.
July 23rd, 2007
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founding fathers ftw
January 20th, 2009
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I pressed Esc and got Bill Clinton!
January 21st, 2009
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So did Monica
January 20th, 2009
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Grow a pair.
January 20th, 2009
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MEET THE OLD BOSS, SAME AS THE NEWS BOSS
January 20th, 2009
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Maybe you should change the music to "One of these things is not like the others" now?
January 20th, 2009
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Needs to add Joe Biden in there because Joe Biden was president for like 7 minutes today.
January 21st, 2009
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Exactly Max.
January 25th, 2009
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maybe you should change the music to "i saw mommy kissing santa claus" by the ronnettes
January 20th, 2009
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$131.48. Dad's gonna wonder where all this money went.
January 20th, 2009
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Gimme a fricken' break. Go read the definition of Barbarians.
January 20th, 2009
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Site is meh, so 3.
January 21st, 2009
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I don't really care that much about American politics. But I do like Front Line Assembly. Also, Civil War may soon break out on the comments pages here.
January 21st, 2009
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Simply BARBARIC!
January 21st, 2009
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5 for successfully trolling so many yanks
January 21st, 2009
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$131.48 was not well spent... shoulda used it to: 1) kill yourself. 2) buy some thearpy. 3) pay me or other people to upvote this site. 4) buy 10+ pizzas. or my favorite 5) get laid.... which I don't think is an option for u at this point...
January 21st, 2009
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Foty Fo
January 22nd, 2009
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this is one of those sites all the trolls 5
January 22nd, 2009
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Alot of those weren't barbarians, but some were.
January 22nd, 2009
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Catchy beat, but I hate the topic... totally inappropriate
January 23rd, 2009
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whirlwind or it didn't happen.
January 24th, 2009
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Those evil bastards, giving us freedom, right to bare arms, abolishing slavery and women equal rights!!
January 25th, 2009
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freedom? i bet you also believe democracy exists abolish slavery? it was just moved overseas womens equal rights? more like special rights, also now theirs even more tax dollars getting collected because women have "equal rights", and it just all gets wasted
January 25th, 2009
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I'M JOHN KERRY, AND I'M REPORTING FOR DUTY.
January 25th, 2009
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President Obama declared flatly this week that "the United States will not torture" many people wrongly believed that he'd shut the practice down, when in fact he'd merely repositioned it. Obama's Executive Order bans some -- not all -- US officials from torturing but it does not ban any of them, himself included, from sponsoring torture overseas.
February 4th, 2009
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This is very good!
March 11th, 2009
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Presidents that belong: Wilson, Reagan, Lincoln, FDR, Truman, LBJ, Nixon, H.W. Bush, Clinton, and of course W xD (However, I wouldn't call them barbarians, just bad presidents.) Presidents that do not belong: Jackson, Jefferson, Ike, Kennedy, ( 4 favorites) And frankly the rest of them didn't do much bad.
September 13th, 2017
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wheres update 45?
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