Santa Gets Me Just What I Wanted
Created on: December 15th, 2006
Santa really came through this year! All I want for Christmas is a dead Paris Hilton...And I got one!!!!
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Hey NUGGET.....Paris Hilton is a worthless human being. The only way she'd ever impact the world is by dying a horrible and painful death. And not just any death but a violent, carnage caused death that made her suffer for minutes, even hours. Santa spearing her in the head was an easy way out of her useless and meaningless like. AND the world wouldn't be overwhelmed with emotion but learn a valuable lesson how not to die the painful death she died. So STFU!!!!!
Her dog dying would cause her sorrow then two days later on the way to a photo shoot her limo goes of an interstate bridge, wedging between two trees (sideways). The tree make the roof of the limo pin her legs, so she is stuck. The gas tank is punctured from a sign and gas leaks into the limo from a hole from the sign, ignites and she burns from the legs up...yes, that’s satisfying enough….
I'd say this is more satisfying than funny, but still is funny. Glad its at the top of the site. I was hoping it would get there. Nugget, so you'd f*ck that STD infested whore? How old are you? If you're ok with f*cking people like that, then I'd be surprised if your dick hasn't shriveled up with diseases and dropped off by the time you are 30. I wish it was the 16th century and Paris Hilton was guilty of treason. I'd love to watch her get hanged, drawn and quartered, or burnt at the stake.
Tell you what Noobzer: I'll make the sites, you vote the 1's! You can be in the no-talent down voters' club ;)
From: Noobzer (block sender) 2006-12-16 16:04:35
I have already said why I don't make sites. You continue to be a douchebag, therefore I 1 all your sites.
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Tell ya what Noozber, when u you grow the ballz to make your very own YTMND there sport , just let me know. I'll even 5/fave it for ya!
It's not that hard man! Picture/sound/text - takes 5 minutes. You've certainly spent much more time griefing me! Then again, maybe you're just scared because you're not funny or creative.
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