I WAS masturbating
Created on: December 13th, 2006
I WAS masturbating
samuraisizzle 
macmastubate.ytmnd.com
every time i masturbate a computer crashes
my computer
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predator905
December 13th, 2006
2:22:08 AM CST
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lmao i thought there was a deeper joke in the text, took me a second
jjlongy
December 13th, 2006
1:04:18 PM CST
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simple yet effective
Father-McKenzie
December 13th, 2006
3:19:06 PM CST
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get a pc
FreemanNate
December 13th, 2006
5:00:24 PM CST
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a mac?! How are all the games on it, bro?
Wurstorama
December 13th, 2006
5:01:28 PM CST
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so true
MEO
December 13th, 2006
5:08:32 PM CST
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lol ya I read the whole error report first but then realized the joke was right there.
timmyt
December 13th, 2006
5:25:05 PM CST
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MAC FTW
simplegreen21
December 13th, 2006
5:26:06 PM CST
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LAWL
Enigma13
December 13th, 2006
5:26:07 PM CST
(0)
You're obviously not a pc.
arma
December 13th, 2006
5:27:54 PM CST
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!
vitafin
December 13th, 2006
5:28:04 PM CST
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To be fair, it's not the computer crashing, it's the application. ALSO MAC IS TEH SUCK GET A F*CKING TWO BUTTON MOUSE LOL AND SOME GAMES LOL
Drunkencrono
December 13th, 2006
5:29:08 PM CST
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Lol PC fanboys. Macs are alright...I'll stick with my dull gray box though! And nice YTMND...
Paralistalon
December 13th, 2006
5:29:44 PM CST
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5'd for truth!
Kishkumen
December 13th, 2006
5:33:04 PM CST
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A linux system would crash from the fervor of this guy's fapping. I hear he has 4 media players open at once w/ different pr0n on each!
wisdumcube
December 13th, 2006
5:34:31 PM CST
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lmao! It's so true.
waluigi14
December 13th, 2006
5:41:10 PM CST
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"unresolved kernel trap" It's a TRAP!
DrWario87
December 13th, 2006
5:46:07 PM CST
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5 for mac
ghosttown80
December 13th, 2006
5:46:13 PM CST
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Mac ftw
OpCzar
December 13th, 2006
5:56:14 PM CST
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Yeah, macs only let you watch homosexual porn. When you buy a mac, you're supposed to accept a certain lifestyle, you know.
EMTbasic
December 13th, 2006
6:01:57 PM CST
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why did you buy a mac?
stonebadger
December 13th, 2006
6:02:05 PM CST
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'twas the fap heard round the world!
AskAak
December 13th, 2006
6:02:32 PM CST
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uh, i don't think this is a mac-vs-pc site guys, it's a masturbating to internet porn site. we should all unite, one computer world, with internet porn for all.
glurman
December 13th, 2006
6:04:22 PM CST
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Except for mac users.
SevenSins
December 13th, 2006
6:23:39 PM CST
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Don't be stupid as hell... Oh, damn, I wish I could ban all these IPs I see.
gamekid
December 13th, 2006
6:31:43 PM CST
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"uh, i don't think this is a mac-vs-pc site guys, it's a masturbating to internet porn site. we should all unite, one computer world, with internet porn for all."
syncan
December 13th, 2006
6:34:41 PM CST
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Mac f*cking rocks. As does masturbating.
Golden-Sword
August 11th, 2007
5:29:56 PM CDT
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If syncan said it, IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
Vanuch
December 13th, 2006
6:39:20 PM CST
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source on sound?
MintCream
December 13th, 2006
6:41:09 PM CST
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5 for mac.
MarbleizedDevil
December 13th, 2006
6:50:52 PM CST
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I've never met a n*gg*r with a mac so macs are ok by me!!
kashmir33
December 13th, 2006
6:51:30 PM CST
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How the hell did you make a Mac crash? You have talent.
Moonshadow101
December 13th, 2006
7:01:04 PM CST
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I'm not going to reduce your score for having a mac, I'll just silently spite you.
pauljue14
December 13th, 2006
7:08:11 PM CST
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I've never seen a Mac crash, until nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lonster
December 13th, 2006
7:12:22 PM CST
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macs are for f*gs
CaptianCrabs
December 13th, 2006
7:13:57 PM CST
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lawl
Patchubis
December 13th, 2006
7:21:00 PM CST
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lol
gotthejack
December 13th, 2006
7:21:36 PM CST
(0)
LOL
senatorjohnmccain
December 13th, 2006
7:22:12 PM CST
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Haha, Golden
timmyt
December 13th, 2006
7:26:41 PM CST
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If it crashes every time you fap, you must fap like once a year.
Polygon
December 13th, 2006
7:29:23 PM CST
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you guys must be using windows. How are all the viruses, spyware, adware and drm?
Kishkumen
December 13th, 2006
7:38:18 PM CST
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"How are all the viruses, spyware, adware and drm?" Most of that crap you get when you're downloading crazy 3 way lesbian pr0n from limewire...so to answer your question, pretty good thanks :P
Kishkumen
December 13th, 2006
7:40:08 PM CST
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Also faP is univeral.
Rafe
December 13th, 2006
8:00:37 PM CST
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Your report will help Apple improve this software.
brentbs
December 13th, 2006
8:23:13 PM CST
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rofl.
JThundley
December 13th, 2006
8:24:10 PM CST
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-1 for text in the way, -1 for no sources.
TheGmaster
December 13th, 2006
8:38:54 PM CST
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rofl, gets it.
Zorieon
December 13th, 2006
8:44:28 PM CST
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lol, mac
Azakus
December 13th, 2006
8:52:06 PM CST
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This is why you don't fap onto the motherboard.
Ochobobo
December 13th, 2006
8:57:58 PM CST
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"-1 for text in the way, -1 for no sources." text wasn't in the way of anything and the only source that wasn't cited was sound origin, which he rightfully assumed you should have already known.
AEnemia
December 13th, 2006
9:05:21 PM CST
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LOL!
wurz01
December 13th, 2006
9:11:09 PM CST
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4'd for the hilarious comments about macs from other people.
brjat-lick
December 13th, 2006
9:18:13 PM CST
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lolz masturbation
Jake468
December 13th, 2006
9:36:57 PM CST
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Awesome.
d1g1tal
December 13th, 2006
9:37:07 PM CST
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lol
bloodlash
December 13th, 2006
9:52:50 PM CST
(0)
XD
DamnCrackas
December 14th, 2006
3:52:54 AM CST
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i lol'd.
kapow
December 20th, 2006
11:21:44 PM CST
(0)
What band is playing the song?
deusdiabolus
February 12th, 2007
7:49:47 AM CST
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No more golden showers on the keyboard.