The Government finally addresses a real threat
Created on: December 9th, 2006
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oh great they are targeting us now and what did we do. nothing but take a little blood we left you breathing and it's not like the 19th century now those were hard time you have telephones now and there not the old rotary kind either there the one you push the button. arg first daylight savings and now this. thanks mr bush. for putting the vampirwe down once again. stupid humans
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Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location... "Thank you for joining us Mr. Snipes. You have been accused tax evasion, but the U.S. government is willing to overlook this in exchange for your cooperation. You see, the president believes that the U.S. faces a new deadly threat - vampires. Based on our files, you seem like the man for the job. So, what's it going to be, Mr. Snipes?" And so Wesley Snipes, Energy Secretary Spence Abraham, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Eliza Dushku became... The V-Team.
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For all those who are going "LOLWTF!?!?!?" Bush Is referring to "vampire appliances", electronics that, when totaled, can suck up to 4% of a household's energy usage while their main console switch is off. However, I do remember later in his speech our Prez mentioned he felt it was crucial for our national Garlic imports to rise significantly.
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