Super-Safe Japanese Wii Manual
Created on: December 4th, 2006
http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php
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The nintendo Wii is not a love toy.
Do not expose the wii to angry snowmen.
Do not put your wii in the trash and put a sign over it.
Don't play it if you have a heart.
Wires give you super energy signals that make you float.
Do not bathe your wii in a puddle of urine.
Seeing cords will make you tie up your tongue, do not do it.
lol fantastic ^O^~
BEWARE: Retarded women armed with the Wii controller WILL slap nerds in the face with a star.--Feet that come in contact the Wii controller WILL attack with the power of Thor.--Two strips of WHITE TAPE?!? Try Elmers glue.--Don't let the Wii play with antagonistic bags of pillows.--Cyborgs: do not insert buzzsaw into Wii.--Persian snowmen hate the Wii, as do mutant toasters.--Books=no, Wii=yes. Do not mix the two.--Feet that come in contact the nunchuck controller WILL attack with the power of Thor-
The Wii will not give you a sense of fashion. Yes, it does make you look fat.--No Kel Mitchell doesn't live in your Wii; and you can't lure him out with orange soda.--Do NOT play the Wii on Valentines Day; get a grilfriend for christ's sake.--The Wii quit smoking, don't tempt it.--The Wii demands only the finest quality silk blankets, not the crappy synthetic ones you have--Four-leafed clover?--Chicken boy wpuld not look good in a hat.--Don't let chicken boy eat the "candy"-They suck, but can you do better?
F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST!
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