Add a comment

Don't stick a four leaf clover in the back. Got it.

damn all my fav activities are banned

Funny. My favorite pic is probably using it as an ash tray or wrapping the wire around your neck.

some guy tried to give it luck

Why does that first guy have a star on his face? Do japanese people put stars on their faces... ?

Manual for the wiitards.

Beat ya to it bro: http://wiisafetyguide.ytmnd.com/

if your game disc cracks, don't tape it? why not? it's not gonna work either way at that point...

Arrr...

Do not throw out Wii. Do not eat IR cable. Do not tease leprechauns in your Wii system.

Whoa a slideshow of these images I've seen all day, with music by..."Vonage"?

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5. But mostly because of the comments

You mean I can't have my Wii with orange soda? =(

The nintendo Wii is not a love toy. Do not expose the wii to angry snowmen. Do not put your wii in the trash and put a sign over it. Don't play it if you have a heart. Wires give you super energy signals that make you float. Do not bathe your wii in a puddle of urine. Seeing cords will make you tie up your tongue, do not do it. lol fantastic ^O^~

funny. funnier if there was an edited picture of somebody playing a ps3 with a red line through it

The fact that there are actually people so stupid out there that you would need to make this kind of manual is sad...but hilarious!

"Manual for the wiitards." lol, fanboys

"Manual for the wiitards." lol, fanboyism

Some people are stupid. lol

the wii coughing did it for me

Awesome! Those are all the things I need to be doing to each of my friends who have Wiis ! Thanks for the advice ! :D

lmao the best is the kid eating the cord ties

wiiiiiiiiii

I'd like to see a version with captions...

i really hate this song, ever since it was in kill bill vol. it's been in like 17 different commercials and it's annoying as f*ck.

send it to Jay Leno's headlines NOW!!

Do the Japanese think their own people are retarded or something? LOL! 5

BEWARE: Retarded women armed with the Wii controller WILL slap nerds in the face with a star.--Feet that come in contact the Wii controller WILL attack with the power of Thor.--Two strips of WHITE TAPE?!? Try Elmers glue.--Don't let the Wii play with antagonistic bags of pillows.--Cyborgs: do not insert buzzsaw into Wii.--Persian snowmen hate the Wii, as do mutant toasters.--Books=no, Wii=yes. Do not mix the two.--Feet that come in contact the nunchuck controller WILL attack with the power of Thor-

The Wii will not give you a sense of fashion. Yes, it does make you look fat.--No Kel Mitchell doesn't live in your Wii; and you can't lure him out with orange soda.--Do NOT play the Wii on Valentines Day; get a grilfriend for christ's sake.--The Wii quit smoking, don't tempt it.--The Wii demands only the finest quality silk blankets, not the crappy synthetic ones you have--Four-leafed clover?--Chicken boy wpuld not look good in a hat.--Don't let chicken boy eat the "candy"-They suck, but can you do better?

Ah, but I want a chain-smoking Wii : (

OH NO YOU USED THAT SONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! ;_;

dude this is like a what not to do to ur kid manual, not for a wii. not too bad sir.

wow lol

err, not funny

Funny, but I'm gonna have to keep the rating down until the Vonage music disappears.

Yeah, well some people are kinda special and need things like that.

need to find a version of this song where they go 'wii' hoo.

Was gonna 4 it until I saw them deliberately pouring a full glass of liquid directly onto the console... if only I understood ancient japanese customs

Wait....no sticking lucky 4-leaf clovers into the vent on the back of the system? How else will I ever win a race in ExciteTruck???

^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.

Needs captions. Still 5 though.

Wii's are already lucky enough. They don't need your clovers.

Putting the four-leafed clover in the Wii is worth five stars by itself.

seen these all day

WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD!

crazy chinks

WARNING: PUTTING DISK IN MAY CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH!

Who linked this onto CollegeHumor?

F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST!

tut tut tut, you wiitards. I bet you someone's sued Nintendo for those things actually happening.