House diagnoses your soul
Created on: December 3rd, 2006
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LupinTheThird 
DiagnosisNotGood.ytmnd.com
Dr. House stares deep into your soul...sit back and listen to his thoughts. (Yes, I'm aware that there are several other "House Stares" sites. This one is better. Deal.)
House Season 1, Episode 2
House Season 1, Episode 2, Moonlight Sonata

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lissette
December 3rd, 2006
12:41:21 AM CST
(0)
House is so sexy...but his stubble never turns into a beard. I wonder if he shaves it to that length daily. And for the record, I don't have a penis.
FlamingTP
December 3rd, 2006
12:42:12 AM CST
(0)
I R Blind, insta 2
PCF
December 3rd, 2006
12:43:06 AM CST
(0)
lol
xXWaspXx
December 3rd, 2006
12:43:50 AM CST
(0)
Nice, non-still soul ytmnd
Raron
December 3rd, 2006
12:43:51 AM CST
(0)
first
Raron
December 3rd, 2006
12:44:39 AM CST
(0)
firsttttt
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
12:45:17 AM CST
(0)
Are comments broken?
Jamesg
September 16th, 2007
3:22:49 AM CDT
(4)
Does your penis hurt?
wisdumcube
December 3rd, 2006
12:45:28 AM CST
(0)
5 for "you have gonrrhea."
benjaphar
December 3rd, 2006
12:48:20 AM CST
(0)
or no deal.
refuse-bin
December 3rd, 2006
12:48:34 AM CST
(0)
lol
Aramek
December 3rd, 2006
12:49:00 AM CST
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
allhailmighty42
December 3rd, 2006
12:49:31 AM CST
(0)
Does your penis hurt?
ALMusic
December 3rd, 2006
12:50:36 AM CST
(0)
LOL
RonaldoMcDonaldo
December 3rd, 2006
12:51:32 AM CST
(0)
yes, my penis does hurt, how did you know?
TheGuesswho
December 3rd, 2006
12:51:35 AM CST
(0)
You're really made some headway with this site, I'd say you've made an extra thrust here and given all the other house sites the shaft.
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
12:53:13 AM CST
(-1)
Christ, typical. My first site in months, it's U&C right off recently created, with high scores...and the frigging comment section is BROKEN or something. I can read them on my profile page, but not on-site. Oh well. Hopefully they fix it tomorrow and I maintain viewership in the meantime.
swatward
December 3rd, 2006
12:55:40 AM CST
(0)
Midvalley
December 3rd, 2006
12:56:09 AM CST
(0)
first comment
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
12:57:42 AM CST
(0)
WOO, comments are back!
fuzzhammersignifican
December 3rd, 2006
1:01:11 AM CST
(0)
first comment
WalterPeck
December 3rd, 2006
1:01:48 AM CST
(2)
My penis hurt once, I rubbed cream on it and it felt better right away.
DeletedAccountWalkin
December 3rd, 2006
1:03:03 AM CST
(0)
this one is much better
Takra
December 3rd, 2006
1:07:26 AM CST
(0)
lol, auto-5d
BizarroStormy
December 3rd, 2006
1:07:56 AM CST
(0)
It's lupus.
moheevi
December 3rd, 2006
1:12:19 AM CST
(0)
my peepee hurts
HockeyUSA27
December 3rd, 2006
1:12:37 AM CST
(0)
he looks like the terminator
bonushobo
December 3rd, 2006
1:16:13 AM CST
(0)
two thumbs way up
zig
December 3rd, 2006
1:23:56 AM CST
(0)
It's never lupus.
StanleyHandyman
December 3rd, 2006
1:26:04 AM CST
(-1)
HOUSE= teh gh3y
allhailmighty42
December 3rd, 2006
1:34:16 AM CST
(0)
Actually, my penis fell asleep once while I was riding my bicycle. It was a nasty sensation.
ubermann
December 3rd, 2006
1:34:59 AM CST
(0)
it's a urinart tract inffect thanks alot for bring that up
ubermann
December 3rd, 2006
1:35:33 AM CST
(0)
also can't spell
TheEvilTwin
December 3rd, 2006
1:56:30 AM CST
(0)
House FTW.
MasterSitsu
December 3rd, 2006
1:59:04 AM CST
(0)
could this be the only decent 'stares' site?
Sweetards
December 3rd, 2006
2:07:45 AM CST
(0)
Dr. House is a great diagnostician, unlike dickwad doctors who rely only on test results to give them answers.
ToastChef
December 3rd, 2006
2:08:58 AM CST
(0)
hot damn.....creepy yet funny
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
2:26:53 AM CST
(0)
Sitsu...flattery will get you everywhere.
annemarieee
December 3rd, 2006
2:41:17 AM CST
(0)
i'd 69 this site. unfortuately ytmnd will only let me 5 it.
GordonGekko
December 3rd, 2006
3:01:19 AM CST
(0)
i want to shaft dr. cuddy
Pettitman
December 3rd, 2006
3:18:59 AM CST
(0)
Best Stares.
MrFace
December 3rd, 2006
4:07:38 AM CST
(0)
This isnt gold, its f*cking platinum.
typogra
December 3rd, 2006
4:31:57 AM CST
(0)
sh*t
marks89alt
December 3rd, 2006
4:55:40 AM CST
(0)
Last
Dali
December 3rd, 2006
5:20:19 AM CST
(0)
You have gonorrhea.
syncan
December 3rd, 2006
5:21:09 AM CST
(0)
incredible
contra9
December 3rd, 2006
5:40:18 AM CST
(0)
Dude fantastic site. When the comments started I expected the ones from Emmy Intro with Conan. Where house starts wripping into him. Great idea though. Well done
nilnar
December 3rd, 2006
6:57:50 AM CST
(0)
5 because Hugh Laurie is so totally English that this is really weird.
hardly
December 3rd, 2006
7:05:24 AM CST
(0)
This is the best thing that fad as ever produced.
CaptainRescue
December 3rd, 2006
7:43:10 AM CST
(0)
My penis hurts
Chichiri
December 3rd, 2006
7:55:10 AM CST
(0)
Insta-5 for House, + infinity for sheer superiority.
jaymis
December 3rd, 2006
8:26:34 AM CST
(-1)
House blows
St00pidman
December 3rd, 2006
8:49:27 AM CST
(0)
Yes, my penis hurts. :(
RawrSaysI
December 3rd, 2006
8:53:55 AM CST
(0)
more house quotes for 5 plz
hanktherapper
December 3rd, 2006
9:33:46 AM CST
(0)
Best soul site ever! Great job Lupin.
hanktherapper
December 3rd, 2006
9:36:36 AM CST
(0)
and when I say best. I mean the only good one. Everyone can stop making these because all of them sucked.
Moleculo
December 3rd, 2006
9:39:00 AM CST
(0)
w00t
ATAT
December 3rd, 2006
9:44:33 AM CST
(0)
u lose
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
10:24:51 AM CST
(0)
I wake up to see that I've been FAV'ed by Syncan. Today is going to be a good day.
JaziB
December 3rd, 2006
10:45:49 AM CST
(0)
Whoa
galaxhood
December 3rd, 2006
10:51:10 AM CST
(0)
lol
FiveMinutesAlone
December 3rd, 2006
10:59:55 AM CST
(0)
I love House, but you suck!
Bob-the-Builder
December 3rd, 2006
11:12:44 AM CST
(0)
no....I HAVE HERPES
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
11:17:14 AM CST
(0)
LOL, since when is the word "PENIS" NSFW? This is a clinical diagnosis we're talking about here people. They can use it on terrestrial radio and network television! And it's not House's fault that you have gonorrhea.
hanktherapper
December 3rd, 2006
11:23:28 AM CST
(0)
"...since when is the word "PENIS" NSFW" Hey, if the word "wiener" can get my site marked as NSFW then so should penis. But the ads are all safe for work.
Jamesg
September 16th, 2007
3:25:25 AM CDT
(0)
No, penis is a proper name, wiener is only a proper name when referring to a "hot dog" but when used in reference to a penis it is crude slang and unacceptable. Seriously though, neither of your sites should be NSFW.
brjat-lick
December 3rd, 2006
11:34:54 AM CST
(0)
this made my penis hurt
gravy
December 3rd, 2006
11:36:00 AM CST
(0)
Yay House!
teddo
December 3rd, 2006
11:43:23 AM CST
(0)
win
teddo
December 3rd, 2006
11:43:54 AM CST
(0)
Zenderfal
December 3rd, 2006
11:44:00 AM CST
(0)
that is awesome
teddo
December 3rd, 2006
11:44:25 AM CST
(0)
odd won't let me 5 it
zell4057
December 3rd, 2006
11:44:56 AM CST
(0)
ahhah i was eating cereal and i nearly spewed milk all over my desk when i heard the "does your penis hurt?" SOOO funny
refuse-bin
December 3rd, 2006
11:45:41 AM CST
(0)
lol that last bit of audio makes this
HeatherChandler
December 3rd, 2006
12:02:14 PM CST
(0)
Gonorrhea isn't that bad. I got it one winter when it was subzero out, just for the burning sensation.
TsukasaElkKite
December 3rd, 2006
12:15:28 PM CST
(0)
5 for gonnorhea
SimMaster
December 3rd, 2006
12:19:35 PM CST
(0)
House + Beethoven = 5
mayunholdup
December 3rd, 2006
12:21:23 PM CST
(0)
This YTMND just took my virginity.
jasonkrowe
December 3rd, 2006
12:27:13 PM CST
(0)
DAMN.
Onel
December 3rd, 2006
12:32:41 PM CST
(0)
I cannot downvote a House YTMND. I just can't.
momthinksimcool
December 3rd, 2006
12:48:00 PM CST
(0)
pretty good
Other-Guy
December 3rd, 2006
12:54:37 PM CST
(0)
Slick!
CupOfJoe118
December 3rd, 2006
1:07:56 PM CST
(0)
omg, it does hurt! House is a genius
cockmunch
December 3rd, 2006
1:15:13 PM CST
(0)
Its AIDS.
Galliam
December 3rd, 2006
1:16:35 PM CST
(0)
I'm a man and i'd hit it.
dctownes
December 3rd, 2006
1:21:41 PM CST
(0)
HOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSE
chuckrocklol
December 3rd, 2006
1:27:30 PM CST
(0)
DR. L337 FOR MOD
TheNanoOne
December 3rd, 2006
2:23:57 PM CST
(0)
My penis hurts ;_;
Deadmaker7
December 3rd, 2006
2:53:35 PM CST
(0)
My penis hurts, but that's because I got kicked in it.
LoadMan
December 3rd, 2006
3:08:04 PM CST
(0)
I don't watch this show, but I know what it's about, and this is HELLA funny... "Normally I'd run a 2nd test, but since you're here, I'll just go with the first" LOL 5'd & Fav'd - flawless victory.
KatyTheLion
December 3rd, 2006
3:08:54 PM CST
(0)
oooooh way too close mr. house! hehe
LoadMan
December 3rd, 2006
3:10:04 PM CST
(0)
wtf, syncan's blessing :O
dctownes
December 3rd, 2006
3:39:49 PM CST
(0)
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=24812&type=coolad&startrow=91
LowDownBum
December 3rd, 2006
4:13:18 PM CST
(0)
yes, it does hurt
WouTar
December 3rd, 2006
4:20:53 PM CST
(0)
This......is special!
crash2455
December 3rd, 2006
4:25:29 PM CST
(0)
Woah, animated gif for "____ stares into your soul" YTMND! A revolution in entertainment!
LupinTheThird
December 3rd, 2006
4:35:08 PM CST
(0)
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=24812&type=coolad&startrow=91 LOL!!! He looks like one of his Brit comedy contemporaries there - Rik Mayall.
t00l
December 3rd, 2006
4:40:02 PM CST
(0)
The penis bit is kinda stupid, vaguely funny.
PickleSandwich
December 3rd, 2006
4:40:06 PM CST
(0)
Out of all your sexual frustrations this House dude has to be one of the most cut-to-the-chase of them all.
SenorAnderson
December 3rd, 2006
5:33:20 PM CST
(0)
And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest.
JamesChicks
December 3rd, 2006
5:49:43 PM CST
(0)
My Diagnosis: WIN!
mutatedpig
December 3rd, 2006
6:19:49 PM CST
(0)
not that funny
dazedconfused
December 3rd, 2006
6:30:33 PM CST
(0)
this is my first comin to ytmnd in months, good to see my fad is still truckin' on.
psi446
December 3rd, 2006
6:33:47 PM CST
(0)
house = insta 5. lissette, do not make a mockery of YTMND.
Mr-Shroom
December 3rd, 2006
6:35:56 PM CST
(0)
Its not lupis.
meatek
December 3rd, 2006
7:28:32 PM CST
(0)
yes it does, and yes i do..
TanisHH
December 3rd, 2006
8:36:28 PM CST
(0)
Does your penis hurt?
wild09
December 3rd, 2006
8:54:34 PM CST
(0)
ROFL
SenJohnKerry
December 3rd, 2006
9:03:16 PM CST
(0)
4 stars for "does your penis hurt?"
Zam
December 3rd, 2006
9:09:18 PM CST
(0)
Need's more LUPUS.
strangemusic
December 3rd, 2006
10:11:01 PM CST
(0)
No! It's never lupus! Wow this is kinda scary.
ChivalrousRex
December 3rd, 2006
10:41:56 PM CST
(0)
It's CANCER!
jndcp21
December 3rd, 2006
10:45:55 PM CST
(0)
4 because i made one of those inferior house stares site + my penis hurts
Nuroticat
December 6th, 2006
10:15:19 PM CST
(0)
Funny. Sexy. Dead on. The best House YTMND ever, the best "stares into your soul" YTMND ever.
dumple
December 18th, 2006
8:51:01 PM CST
(0)
Your insatiable lust for lens-flare will be the death of us all!
MasterSitsu
December 20th, 2006
4:33:13 AM CST
(0)
vote upgraded.
vertigo
December 29th, 2006
9:29:44 PM CST
(0)
I loved that episode.
linkskywalker
March 26th, 2007
2:54:14 AM CDT
(0)
Haven't gotten around to watching house yet, but this is a damn good argument for doing so X'D
GendoIkari
April 5th, 2007
7:30:08 PM CDT
(0)
This would be a 5 if it didn't have the speaking.
derekjosh
April 21st, 2007
7:38:11 PM CDT
(0)
How does he know?
LoadMan
April 30th, 2007
12:19:59 AM CDT
(0)
At keast it's "not a TUMAH"!
spamcritic
May 17th, 2007
7:08:17 PM CDT
(0)
MY PENIS HURTS
Ollivander
October 31st, 2007
10:31:57 AM CDT
(0)
This is excellent!
Cort
December 2nd, 2007
3:25:11 AM CST
(0)
Must. Watch. House.
CJVercetti
February 23rd, 2008
12:37:45 AM CST
(0)
LupusTheThird
t2i0n0k7
April 3rd, 2008
6:16:24 PM CDT
(0)
mostly just because dr. house is beautiful
RancorPlague
February 9th, 2009
12:03:49 AM CST
(0)
Is the man gonna make it out alright, Doc?
RancorPlague
February 9th, 2009
12:04:39 AM CST
(0)
jman99999
April 9th, 2009
12:08:25 AM CDT
(0)
thankfully my penis does not hurt
mrdarky
August 23rd, 2009
4:41:23 AM CDT
(0)
MUST BE SARCOIDOSIS!
KintarosTiger
September 1st, 2009
2:05:09 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for House.