It Specifically Says NO SWIMMING!
Created on: November 26th, 2006
It Specifically Says NO SWIMMING!
yes i know the signs are rather hard to read. but without the motion blur it doesnt look good at all.
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November 26th, 2006
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Awesome. I voted fast as hell
August 31st, 2008
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wow, a great movie and a great ytmnd. btw this gave me a whole new perspective on spotting ytmnds in movies. thank you
November 26th, 2006
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They learned it the hard way.
November 26th, 2006
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First to fav
November 26th, 2006
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loool
November 26th, 2006
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Haah.
November 26th, 2006
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my local park has a pool in it. one of the rules is "NO DROWNING!!"
November 26th, 2006
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Little extreme, but that's how the Ruskies were back then. When they said stay the f*ck outta the pool, they meant it.
November 26th, 2006
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Yes, it is quite unfotunate that those Comrades never learned to read.
November 26th, 2006
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OMG F*CKING LOL. Enemy at the gates is one of my favorite movies, and this just made an awesome point through it.
November 26th, 2006
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Tighten up the grafix
November 26th, 2006
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Soviet Russia sure did suck
November 26th, 2006
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!LIFEGUARDZ WITH GUNZ!
November 26th, 2006
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OMG LOLOLOL
November 26th, 2006
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monkeysquat, back then, you were considered a traitor to the motherland if you defied a "No Swimming" sign
November 26th, 2006
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I heard thirteen shots and only saw two men with six shooters firing. 6+6=12
November 26th, 2006
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Note to self: Do not go swimming in Russia.
November 26th, 2006
(1)
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
November 26th, 2006
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llololol
November 26th, 2006
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hahahahaha
November 26th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia lifeguards guard you!
November 26th, 2006
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Epic Win
November 26th, 2006
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"Eh, you can still hear him say "shoot the traitor"." They're traitors for breaking the rules, comrade.
November 26th, 2006
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lawl
November 26th, 2006
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I love russia
November 26th, 2006
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This might be one of my top fav's of all time. Make more WW2 ytmnd's.
November 26th, 2006
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thanks, and im totaly making more ww2 ytmnd's
November 26th, 2006
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lazytownziggytouchy.ytmnd.com
November 26th, 2006
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Those Germans are strict.
November 26th, 2006
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The proper terms are "Commies", and "Russkies".
November 26th, 2006
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LOL at Hank.
November 26th, 2006
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Whoa wtf, call of duty turned film? Well, that actually did happen, but still, was that movie just based on COD's artistic approach to what happened?
November 26th, 2006
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Awesome on so many levels.
November 26th, 2006
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rofl, I like how i've seen that movie.
November 26th, 2006
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darkreign, it's probably the other way around because the movie was made a few years before CoD was made.
November 26th, 2006
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Damnit, PCF, that's what I was going to say. XD - Good job on getting to the punch though. ;)
November 26th, 2006
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Perfect
November 26th, 2006
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
November 26th, 2006
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hehe
November 26th, 2006
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Yeah, I love playing the Call Of Duty games in Campaign mode, especially on the PC. This makes me want to play this part
November 26th, 2006
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CoD rocks, but they f*cked up severly when they decided not to make CoD3 for the pc.
November 26th, 2006
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Kick *ss f*cking movie.
November 26th, 2006
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f*cking strict lifeguards
November 26th, 2006
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nice
November 26th, 2006
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Gee, sorry guys. I never watched the movie.
November 26th, 2006
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damn straight, no swimming or they shoot your punk ass
November 26th, 2006
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That was more than six shots.
November 26th, 2006
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Well they should have read the signs...
November 26th, 2006
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Omg dude, seriously haven't laughed at a ytmnd in a good while. That is amazing. +23472934 Stars plx.
November 26th, 2006
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"Eh, you can still hear him say 'shoot the traitor'." Well...he is a traitor. He disobeyed the signs, therefore he is labeled as a traitor. gg.
November 26th, 2006
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Damn n*gg*z jumpin off ur shipz
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now they're swimming dead-man's float... : (
November 26th, 2006
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LOL
November 27th, 2006
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there's one for the internets
November 27th, 2006
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they could read the signs if they were in Cyrillic :(
November 27th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN F*CKING WIN
November 27th, 2006
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It looks as though he's firing a revolver with a chamber for only six bullets. How does he fire so many? >.> OMGosh plothole!
November 27th, 2006
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LOL
November 27th, 2006
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this made me crack a smirk on a bad day. 5'd
November 27th, 2006
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that reminds me of call of duty. but think about it in RL. if you were a russian conscript, pretty much forced into war, youre going towards your death, theres like a 95% chance you WILL die..wtf you gonna do..let the germans kill you as soon as you land the ship or try to get the f*ck out of there?
November 27th, 2006
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Maybe they should have made the signs in Russian!
November 27th, 2006
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Great work!
November 27th, 2006
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TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT!
November 27th, 2006
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Nice, simple gag executed very well.
November 27th, 2006
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SUPERB
November 27th, 2006
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POOLS CLOSED
November 27th, 2006
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nice
November 27th, 2006
(1)
Did he say "don't touch my car"?
October 13th, 2007
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I lol'd
November 27th, 2006
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5'd for the best movie ever made.
November 27th, 2006
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NICE
November 27th, 2006
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Like what you've done, but this site isn't worth a 4.56 rating
November 27th, 2006
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"did you not read the sign?!"
November 27th, 2006
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Enemy at the gates is one of the sh*ttiest movies i've seen. But this here is a masterpiece.
November 27th, 2006
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Lifeguards mean big business!
November 27th, 2006
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winnar
November 27th, 2006
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LOL!!
November 27th, 2006
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Lawlz
November 27th, 2006
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pool has AIDS
November 27th, 2006
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"Not one step back"
November 27th, 2006
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no swimming ftw.
November 27th, 2006
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Crazy Russians!
November 27th, 2006
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Wow... how many bullets does that thing hold?
November 27th, 2006
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"Hardcore man. F*cking hardcore."
November 27th, 2006
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in mother russia comrades shoot YOU!
November 27th, 2006
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R O F L
November 27th, 2006
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Wrong but funny.
November 27th, 2006
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No lifeguard on duty, bitches.
November 27th, 2006
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holy goddamnsh*t this is damn good
November 27th, 2006
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Sweet, this has an awesome rating
November 27th, 2006
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502nd vote... not like anybody cares
November 27th, 2006
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awesome movie
November 27th, 2006
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In this cut the shooter looks like John Smoltz from the Atlanta Braves/
November 27th, 2006
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NnNnNice!
November 27th, 2006
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Enforced judiciously.
November 27th, 2006
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"they shoulda swam under water then the bullets wouldn't hurt em" True! Just like on Mythbusters. Stupid Russians
November 27th, 2006
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anti swimming evil communists
November 27th, 2006
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wow i didnt expect this high of a rating. thanks guys.
November 27th, 2006
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Damn it I love that movie.
November 27th, 2006
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it takes more courage to retreat in the russian army than to fight in it. Stalin. -- plust great movie
November 27th, 2006
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That's actually quite funny
November 27th, 2006
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oh f*ck lol thats rule reinforcemente hahahaha xD
November 27th, 2006
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Hilarious. Good job.
November 27th, 2006
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well it DOES say no swimming
November 27th, 2006
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Give them all floaties and I'll 5. Oh wait, I already 5'd.
November 27th, 2006
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Those lifeguards take their job seriously.
November 27th, 2006
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5 for enemy at the gates, loved that movie
November 28th, 2006
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Awesome, most voted
November 28th, 2006
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Makes me afraid of water. And Russians.
November 28th, 2006
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I'm waiting for the "swimming in vodka" jokes to start.
November 28th, 2006
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Its not just me but there was more than 6 shots
November 28th, 2006
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Pretty funny. Nice job.
November 28th, 2006
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POOLS CLOSED
November 28th, 2006
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wooooowowowoowwwwwww lawlz omfgggggg wtf fyve
November 28th, 2006
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Well it does say no swimming........ so IN RUSSIA, BAYWATCH SHOOTS AT YOU>
November 28th, 2006
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November 28th, 2006
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I laugh because I spent 7 years working at a beach, and because OH GOOD F*CKING GOD I WISH I COULD HAVE SHOT EVERY ONE OF THOSE MOTHERF*CKERS WHO WERE TOO BLIND TO SEE THE DAMN SIGGGGNNNNSSSSSSSSS thank you.
November 28th, 2006
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XD awesome
November 28th, 2006
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What a cool job!
November 28th, 2006
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WROOOOOOONG.
November 29th, 2006
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See, if there were guys like him on the titanic then people wouldn't have had to freeze to death lol
November 29th, 2006
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Yes. Yes, this will do nicely.
November 29th, 2006
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It sounds like someone is screaming "Don't touch my c*ck!". Anyone else hear it?
November 29th, 2006
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Heh, very sweet work :D I loved it really! As for those bitching about the revolver, I believe Soviet revolvers actually held 7 rounds instead of the 6 that you see normally (such as Weblley revolvers) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagant_M1895 So in reality, those two guys fire 13 shots, leaving them with one shot left for the entire boat! SO STOP BREAKING LAW, *SSH*LES!
November 29th, 2006
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But they really had no choice.
November 29th, 2006
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That a job that i would do! XD
November 29th, 2006
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4.5, tie goes to the runner. Not as clever as most YTMNDs I give 5's too but it's clever enough and well edited. Worth viewing thats for sure.
November 29th, 2006
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excuse me but... POOLS CLOSED
November 29th, 2006
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i love it.
November 29th, 2006
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So awesome.
November 29th, 2006
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haha very nice
November 29th, 2006
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Pool's closed.
November 29th, 2006
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*LOL* This is hilarious. I hope to someday make YTMNDs as highly-rated as yours. (I do have one idea, but its scale outweighs my current free time.) Anyway, thanks for making my YTMND the "one gay lame f*cktard thing a day" you upvote. ;- )
November 30th, 2006
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"It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army"
November 30th, 2006
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AWESOME
November 30th, 2006
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What a bunch of Swim Nazis! (Or commies)
November 30th, 2006
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dude, hlarous.
November 30th, 2006
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good. guud. yeh.
November 30th, 2006
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Hahaaha No swimming!
November 30th, 2006
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XxTopCatxX: that reminds me of call of duty. but think about it in RL. if you were a russian conscript, pretty much forced into war, youre going towards your death, theres like a 95% chance you WILL die..wtf you gonna do..let the germans kill you as soon as you land the ship or try to get the f*ck out of there? Or you could you know, fight for your country, like most men with a spine in World War II. Baring in mind they won the Battle of Stalingrad, it think a 95% casualty figure is a little over the top.
November 30th, 2006
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if we've ever needed proof that russel crow has anger management problems, here it is
November 30th, 2006
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in russia, you dont get happy meals, you get unhappy meals
November 30th, 2006
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I'm a lifeguard during the summer, why the hell can't we have guns too? wtf
November 30th, 2006
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"It takes a brave man not to be a hero in the Soviet Army." -Josef Stalin
November 30th, 2006
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big lulz
December 1st, 2006
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Well what do you expect comrades, if it says no swimming... there is no swiming!
December 1st, 2006
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5 for SURE this is amazing!
December 1st, 2006
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For the swarm..
December 1st, 2006
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lol wut?
December 1st, 2006
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Well played. Enjoy your five. You earned it.
December 1st, 2006
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the soviets didn't f*ck around
December 1st, 2006
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hahaha
December 1st, 2006
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5'd purely from the truth and me playing Call of Duty the over night and I thought I saw the "No swimming" signs. Wish my allies did. Nice idea son. :)
December 1st, 2006
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HAHA, this owns, you win some internets man
December 2nd, 2006
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This one of the most innovative and fun sites in a while. I salute you.
December 2nd, 2006
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/5/
December 2nd, 2006
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5. Have a wonderful day.
December 2nd, 2006
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Awesome edit.
December 2nd, 2006
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gotta love those 12 shot revolvers
December 2nd, 2006
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ha
December 3rd, 2006
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Wow, you idiots never really learned it the hard way :)
December 3rd, 2006
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surf's up dudes!
December 3rd, 2006
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who rated this a 1? SHOW YOUR FACE!!!
December 4th, 2006
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Lol... nice.
December 4th, 2006
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Great!
December 4th, 2006
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I did that same thing the other day when a boatload of Russians was in my pool.
December 4th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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5 for enemy at the gates.
December 5th, 2006
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http://pentagon911.ytmnd.com/
December 5th, 2006
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Now that I think about it, Call of Duty copied this exact scene in the Stalingrad level.
December 8th, 2006
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Made me LOL.
December 9th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
December 26th, 2006
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Were the lifeguards thinking, "They can't drown if we shoot 'em, right?"
January 13th, 2007
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A bit shaky with the images, +3 for the joke though.
January 27th, 2007
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LOL RUSSIA
March 5th, 2007
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About the motion blur. If you make another one like this, you can reposition each frame and crop the edges to get rid of the camera shake. Just a thought.
April 20th, 2007
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That was a sad scene.
April 21st, 2007
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OMG, that guard has his unlimited ammo hack on!
June 8th, 2007
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wow... the motion blur on the signs and stuff just makes it complete... i noticed that tiny bit of painstaking detail, that rocked.
August 17th, 2007
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I like how he fired like 10 shots from a revolver and never even c*cked it.
August 17th, 2007
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I like how it censored an entirely non-profane use of the word "c*cked".
February 8th, 2008
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nothing builds moral like being shot by your own officers!
March 26th, 2009
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Needs a "Pools Closed" sign. :P