A Single Cell
Created on: November 5th, 2006
A Single Cell
TheBloods 
singlecell.ytmnd.com
So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.
Cosmos - Carl Sagan
Ratatat - Cherry
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ptkfgs
November 5th, 2006
11:47:51 PM CST
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First
surfinbrant
November 5th, 2006
11:49:51 PM CST
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1'd for evolution, lawl.
roninoni
November 5th, 2006
11:50:01 PM CST
(0)
lol, evolution
thaEdderz
November 5th, 2006
11:50:21 PM CST
(1)
So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations
EdeasKnight
November 5th, 2006
11:51:33 PM CST
(0)
I don't believe in evolution but its a pretty cool animation.
TheBloods
November 5th, 2006
11:54:23 PM CST
(0)
"So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations." Thats going in the description. lol, South Park.
Knucinos
November 5th, 2006
11:54:24 PM CST
(0)
Look! Up in the sky! It's an egg! It's a penis! It's a football! It's a spoon!
veritechryan
November 5th, 2006
11:57:42 PM CST
(0)
needs more NEDM
MTown
November 5th, 2006
11:59:09 PM CST
(0)
Wasn't this from Carl Saygan or however you spell his name? That "Cosmos" show.
Kickaski
November 6th, 2006
3:37:30 PM CST
(0)
This is awesome.
innocentbystander
November 6th, 2006
3:40:38 PM CST
(0)
OMG! It must be true!
crypulse
November 6th, 2006
3:41:55 PM CST
(0)
*__*
jorrar
November 6th, 2006
3:42:17 PM CST
(0)
nice
BlueThunder
November 6th, 2006
3:46:03 PM CST
(0)
It looks very smooth when it is changing forms, plus the music fits too.
losermeetsworld
November 6th, 2006
3:46:28 PM CST
(0)
TITS!
PinkUniscorn
November 6th, 2006
3:51:31 PM CST
(0)
i like ratatat i jus dont like when somone uses them in there ytmnd
Last-Ranger
November 6th, 2006
3:51:59 PM CST
(0)
Wow that's great. I mean fundamentals and all that but this is great.
texasjoe1983
November 6th, 2006
3:52:47 PM CST
(-2)
Creationists, unite!
SWNut
November 6th, 2006
3:54:24 PM CST
(0)
MTown is correct. This animation is from Cosmos, not Wikipedia. That said, 4'd for strong music and fun watch.
SWNut
November 6th, 2006
3:55:09 PM CST
(0)
MTown is correct. This image is from Cosmos, not Wikipedia. That said, 4'd for strong music and fun watch.
Nihility
November 6th, 2006
3:57:02 PM CST
(0)
nice music
Nihility
November 6th, 2006
3:58:44 PM CST
(0)
nice music
hormiga
November 6th, 2006
3:59:49 PM CST
(0)
5'd for description.
Crusader
November 6th, 2006
4:00:55 PM CST
(-1)
Sucks. Should have featured the Dawn of Man from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Followed by thermonuclear war.
predator905
November 6th, 2006
4:04:45 PM CST
(0)
ha +3 for southpark reference -everything else for evolution
nickster2006
November 6th, 2006
4:04:46 PM CST
(-1)
amazing how this all just happened by chnce, huh?
alcegi
November 6th, 2006
4:09:07 PM CST
(0)
awesomeness
audiopirate
November 6th, 2006
4:10:21 PM CST
(0)
5 for description. 8D
moofin
November 6th, 2006
4:10:38 PM CST
(0)
I usually wouldn't give above a 2 for artsy fartsy YTMNDs but between the music and your description this was worh it.
State-of-mind
November 6th, 2006
4:13:59 PM CST
(0)
neato
BloodArgon
November 6th, 2006
4:14:12 PM CST
(0)
Niice.
Motu
November 6th, 2006
4:16:34 PM CST
(0)
5 for Cosmos
Motu
November 6th, 2006
4:18:38 PM CST
(0)
Cite this as Cosmos, that's where Wiki got it
spicynugz
November 6th, 2006
4:19:37 PM CST
(-1)
1'd for making single-celled eukaryotes feel bad.
Lou-Saydus
November 6th, 2006
4:20:05 PM CST
(0)
5'd for bewbs
Nekida
November 6th, 2006
4:21:20 PM CST
(0)
I like what you did there.
Rahkah
November 6th, 2006
4:22:07 PM CST
(0)
IM A RETARTED FISH FROG :D
mtbiker731
November 6th, 2006
4:22:54 PM CST
(0)
Yaaaay, I came from a fish! Yaaaaaay
Barnes088
November 6th, 2006
4:30:20 PM CST
(0)
Darwin lied. 3'd for music
Jonba
November 6th, 2006
4:31:32 PM CST
(0)
ratatat is all kinds of awesome. cool gif too.
Iarheer
November 6th, 2006
4:36:52 PM CST
(0)
The bands name is Ratatat, not Ratata.
thegreatbigmulp
November 6th, 2006
4:38:44 PM CST
(0)
I thought about taking off a star for skipping coral, but you included the cnidarians, and that's good enough for me. Plus, awesome song.
renegade64
November 6th, 2006
4:39:52 PM CST
(1)
-1 for southpark in description
Shinryuu
November 6th, 2006
4:41:08 PM CST
(2)
omg it's evolution, let's start some religious discussion and a flamewar!!!1!11
renegade64
November 6th, 2006
4:43:22 PM CST
(0)
bah nevermind
extremejon
November 6th, 2006
4:44:51 PM CST
(-1)
I AM NOT A MONKEY >:(
andrewbert
November 6th, 2006
4:49:13 PM CST
(0)
nice
noouch
November 6th, 2006
4:49:59 PM CST
(0)
5 for animation, even if you didn't create it, I don't give a f*ck and all you elitist snobs shouldn't either. 5 for description. also 5 for ratata. damn, there aren't enough 5's to fit in this little space.
first-of-two
November 6th, 2006
5:05:05 PM CST
(0)
5ed for factuality. There are no non-tard Creationists.
IVIegadude
November 6th, 2006
5:05:32 PM CST
(0)
I lol'd.
klasky
November 6th, 2006
5:05:37 PM CST
(0)
love how the music hits right when humans come up.
mos
November 6th, 2006
5:06:28 PM CST
(0)
You're going to burn in hell with your hethen theory's....you make me and Jesus sick...bleugh
wacko
November 6th, 2006
5:10:48 PM CST
(0)
Great show :)
moheevi
November 6th, 2006
5:16:43 PM CST
(-1)
3rd times a charm right? http://realintelligentdesign.ytmnd.com/ http://abiohump.ytmnd.com/ +1 for cool song
Clive42
November 6th, 2006
5:18:24 PM CST
(0)
5'd for the song alone.
Dntel
November 6th, 2006
5:20:43 PM CST
(0)
Ratatat woot! I would've use Tacobel Canon though.
fatguyinalittlecoat
November 6th, 2006
5:22:23 PM CST
(0)
this is great
ForceUser
November 6th, 2006
5:23:06 PM CST
(-1)
1'd for evolution, lawl.
Teh-Ravage
November 6th, 2006
5:29:41 PM CST
(1)
^ You fail. Evolution cannot be argued, and anyone with any common sense and an education knows it.
leptonhead
November 6th, 2006
5:32:51 PM CST
(0)
Cool, just watched this the other day on Cosmos on the Science Channel. Funny how far backwards this country has come since the 70s LOL.
BluntSteez
November 6th, 2006
5:33:08 PM CST
(0)
lol,BAH
goodmango
November 6th, 2006
5:33:58 PM CST
(0)
5 for good artsy ytmnd, -2 for being unoriginal, +1 for having the best song. I'm a creationist, but I'm also an artist and I respect this as a good artwork. Creationist's, don't downvote just because you don't agree, YTMND's are meant to please, not convince.
Nassou
November 6th, 2006
5:36:31 PM CST
(0)
I saw at least two vaginas there
pts
November 6th, 2006
5:43:10 PM CST
(0)
HOLY FUKKEN 5'd
TheBloods
November 6th, 2006
5:44:00 PM CST
(0)
Thx for the comments ppl, good or bad its cool to have input.
meowmixxx
November 6th, 2006
5:45:01 PM CST
(0)
This site suggests humans evolved from reptiles, which is false. If anything, they were amphibians, not reptiles.
ZeroMXI
November 6th, 2006
5:54:29 PM CST
(0)
5 for showing how evolution doesn't work. Cheers.
dyskrasia
November 6th, 2006
5:57:38 PM CST
(0)
needs more been done before
BuddhaRockstar
November 6th, 2006
6:01:39 PM CST
(0)
awesome synch
skawd4life
November 6th, 2006
6:02:27 PM CST
(0)
ZOMG WIN!
BuzzPower
November 6th, 2006
6:04:48 PM CST
(0)
no one cares
Chikkennoodul
November 6th, 2006
6:05:17 PM CST
(0)
I love how, after reading 'You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.' in the description, I scroll down a bit and there's a massive flashing ad banner saying 'CONGRATULATIONS'. XD And the site is cool too.
forthfigure
November 6th, 2006
6:06:17 PM CST
(0)
too bad that never happened
HansGruber
November 6th, 2006
6:09:05 PM CST
(0)
?
MrYes
November 6th, 2006
6:09:12 PM CST
(0)
+5 for evolution and stuff. -1 for no mutant fish squirrel actually having butt sex.
Jstar136
November 6th, 2006
6:10:31 PM CST
(0)
5 for boobs
nakomaru
November 6th, 2006
6:11:07 PM CST
(0)
Music owns to much
Atomsk88
November 6th, 2006
6:11:48 PM CST
(0)
That's some f*cked up evolution, but great animation. Damn fish squirrel!!
darkfire532
November 6th, 2006
6:12:25 PM CST
(0)
i expect someone to do a chistian version where lex shouts out "WRONG!!!" and play that Awsome God song i would do it, but i suck at that kind of stuff
oooOOO000
November 6th, 2006
6:16:34 PM CST
(0)
OMHF I WANTED TO DO THAT I HATE I HATE YOU I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY.
Nitros
November 6th, 2006
6:19:55 PM CST
(0)
5 fo the sh*t u prolly gon get!
Lawrence2
November 6th, 2006
6:26:17 PM CST
(0)
I'm pretty sure "dinosaur" was never part of our evolutionary chain, but f*ck it here's a 5
Lawrence2
November 6th, 2006
6:26:54 PM CST
(0)
drunk-ewok
November 6th, 2006
6:27:36 PM CST
(0)
congratulations!
Spo8
November 6th, 2006
6:29:00 PM CST
(0)
I see what you did there!
CaptainRescue
November 6th, 2006
6:29:03 PM CST
(0)
So there you go. You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations FTW!
mattdog1000000
November 6th, 2006
6:36:36 PM CST
(0)
damn evolution.... I dont believe in it, but this is made so well that I have to give it a 5... IT PROVES NOTHING THOUGH!!!
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
6:36:42 PM CST
(0)
DAMNIT, I WAS GOING TO DO THIS BUT I COULD NOT FIND THE CLIP OF COSMOS I NEEDED. AHHH, JUST AS I SUSPECTED, IT IS VERY HIGHLY RATED. DAMNIT. DAMNIT. Oh, and you win! Too bad there are dumb people on ytmnd who think evolution is false, morons. Jesus..f*cking...christ...
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
6:39:26 PM CST
(0)
God damnit I hate creationists...5'd for Carl Sagan, 5'd for reality check, 5'd for evolution. Fav'd for music and evolution of life in 30 seconds. = D Double win sir, and I just figured it out. They reason the creationists don't accept the fact of evolution is because they really haven't evolved past the thought process of the first organism. ; )
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
6:41:28 PM CST
(0)
Yeah..one last thing. Ms. Garrison was the character representing the idiocy of creationists, and how they barely understand evolution, so good job on proving matt and trey right.
ColdStone
November 6th, 2006
6:44:28 PM CST
(0)
5'd for blasphemy
NeoQuake
November 6th, 2006
6:45:18 PM CST
(0)
Best Description Ever.
jammno
November 6th, 2006
6:45:23 PM CST
(0)
Needs humor. Seriously.
ForceUser
November 6th, 2006
6:48:26 PM CST
(0)
eh +1
demsthenes
November 6th, 2006
6:51:21 PM CST
(0)
5d for ratatat, 5d for evolution
Geocat
November 6th, 2006
6:58:27 PM CST
(0)
neat, and lol at creationists downvoting truth
flashmonkey
November 6th, 2006
6:59:19 PM CST
(0)
logged in to 5
Da-Vinci
November 6th, 2006
7:02:32 PM CST
(0)
Very enjoying to wach but it has been done before.
mattdog1000000
November 6th, 2006
7:02:37 PM CST
(0)
Hey, I'm a creationist and I gave it a 5... So screw you.
batchler
November 6th, 2006
7:05:50 PM CST
(0)
This gives me such a bonner!!!
TTTooommm
November 6th, 2006
7:14:25 PM CST
(1)
Eventually, this created MAN, not woMAN.
UncleHenry
November 6th, 2006
7:15:04 PM CST
(0)
Retarded fish frog approves
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
7:15:09 PM CST
(0)
F*ck you mattdog1000000.
theguyoverthere
November 6th, 2006
7:15:56 PM CST
(0)
Sh*t, I should sponsor this!
Masterstuart
November 6th, 2006
7:17:40 PM CST
(0)
wtf is cosmos?
Skiin
November 6th, 2006
7:26:01 PM CST
(0)
Evolution makes baby Jesus cry.
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
7:29:17 PM CST
(0)
"wtf is cosmos?" A pretty old show by Carl Sagan, a famous scientist who is now dead, sadly.
NateVonSocks
November 6th, 2006
7:37:28 PM CST
(0)
took me a while to figure out wtf was going on. very nice.
StridentLobster
November 6th, 2006
7:37:39 PM CST
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Man, I wish this had been around when I was studying vertebrate zoology. It'd be a hell of a thing to have playing in your mind during a test. :)
LordBlazer
November 6th, 2006
7:39:05 PM CST
(0)
5'd for Ratatat.
Coolmatt
November 6th, 2006
7:39:36 PM CST
(0)
trippy
StridentLobster
November 6th, 2006
7:41:30 PM CST
(0)
Also, LOL at all the people ragging on evolution who don't have the first clue what they're talking about. XD "Darwin lied." Priceless!
momthinksimcool
November 6th, 2006
7:42:16 PM CST
(0)
I usually down vote sh*t like this, not bad at all
quackersneb
November 6th, 2006
7:42:21 PM CST
(0)
i am NOT a f*ckin monkey! (just kidding, i am)
p00pd00d
November 6th, 2006
7:43:01 PM CST
(-1)
EVOLUTION IS A LIE
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
7:47:45 PM CST
(0)
p00pd00d, I sure hope you are just joking, or else you are a noob at reality.
Speedycat
November 6th, 2006
7:48:02 PM CST
(0)
5 for Cosmos with Carl Sagan. My astronomy teacher is showing those in class. Double 5 for Ratatat.
eternalmatt
November 6th, 2006
7:50:54 PM CST
(-1)
I like how it went from a 1 centimeter tadpole to a 1 foot fish.
darkreign
November 6th, 2006
7:58:57 PM CST
(0)
And I like how you have no idea what you are talking about eternalmatt.
csartanis
November 6th, 2006
8:27:28 PM CST
(0)
thats unpossible! praise jesus!
sinoth
November 6th, 2006
11:37:45 PM CST
(0)
Beautiful music. Thanks for this, now I know of this great band :)
Eldrac
November 6th, 2006
11:51:55 PM CST
(0)
5'd for that really nice sinc.
Khono
November 7th, 2006
1:59:59 PM CST
(0)
Love the music. I posted the link to this on webct for my Biol1010 class. They like it.
DJSamurai
November 9th, 2006
2:37:38 PM CST
(0)
Damn. Never thought about the INDISPUTABLE TRUTH that way.
DJSamurai
November 9th, 2006
2:42:33 PM CST
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Okay, maybe my first comment was incorrect. Evolution does have flaws, as does any master plan. But as Bill Maher put it, evolution is a concept accepted by SCIENTISTS. Intelligent design *coughCREATIONISMcough* is a concept accepted by guys in line to see "The Dukes of Hazzard". Good day.
Motu
November 9th, 2006
9:05:16 PM CST
(0)
Thanks for making this timeless instead of some retarded fad
Sepher0
November 11th, 2006
2:41:07 AM CST
(0)
at least some one is promoting the truth
jizzxcore
November 12th, 2006
4:19:19 AM CST
(0)
fad music has evolved into ratatat!
ScndPistonHonda
November 20th, 2006
6:03:55 PM CST
(0)
if only you could explain complex mechanisms you could go on with a search for proof of macroevolution
StridentLobster
November 29th, 2006
9:59:17 AM CST
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Was browsing my favourites, and had to comment again. This is beautiful; really, honestly.
FlamingDuck
November 30th, 2006
6:39:52 PM CST
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"Was browsing my favourites, and had to comment again. This is beautiful; really, honestly." Whoa. Deja Vu! This is one of the best ytmnd's on the sight and the combination of image and sound is truely beautiful. Good job and well done.
J0nny
December 25th, 2006
11:07:53 PM CST
(-1)
Pretty impressive animation, but I think evolution is the biggest load of crap ever...
giggity-giggity
June 18th, 2007
10:03:18 AM CDT
(0)
I'm LOVING that music!
Vigrash
August 13th, 2007
1:36:39 AM CDT
(0)
EPIC.
linkskywalker
August 25th, 2007
12:20:11 PM CDT
(0)
I can't believe I've never seen this before...this needs to be one of the biggest sites on YTMND.
jnorris441
November 13th, 2007
12:06:54 AM CST
(0)
5 for music
plunge
April 12th, 2008
3:20:58 PM CDT
(0)
"I'm pretty sure "dinosaur" was never part of our evolutionary chain" Those aren't dinosaurs, or modern reptiles. They are Synapsids. Our ancient ancestors.
GaryGnu
January 22nd, 2010
8:09:27 PM CST
(0)
OMG I'M NEVER HAVING ANOTHER ABORTION!