Portal website = new eon 8 (new image for more creepy)
Ath1337 
thecakeisalie.ytmnd.com
from the website aperturescience.com... ::THE SECRETS I KNOW:: Type LOGIN or HELP to see a weird message... type anything for the username then type PORTAL for the password... then type APPLY... or THECAKEISALIE for another spooky message
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DOAmaster
September 30th, 2006
9:30:18 PM CDT
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MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND
extremejon
September 30th, 2006
9:32:05 PM CDT
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Thank you for bringing a cool thing to my attention.
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
9:34:27 PM CDT
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just incase some people were too busy to read the description ::THE SECRETS I KNOW:: Type LOGIN or HELP to see a weird message... type anything for the username then type PORTAL for the password... then type APPLY... or THECAKEISALIE for another spooky message
extremejon
September 30th, 2006
9:35:02 PM CDT
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Hmm, press backspace after doing the THECAKEISALIE thing. Weird. BTW, how the hell did you think of typing in THECAKEISALIE?
extremejon
September 30th, 2006
9:36:47 PM CDT
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Wait, that happens with any button.
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
9:37:06 PM CDT
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because if you go through the whole APPLY thing there are letters flashing on different pages.. they all spell out "THE CAKE IS A LIE"
Corunna23
September 30th, 2006
9:41:23 PM CDT
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what is this all about tho? anyone know..how u find this site?
Corunna23
September 30th, 2006
9:41:53 PM CDT
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oh and i prolly should know but pleeze tell what eon8 is
Setzer
September 30th, 2006
9:43:06 PM CDT
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wtf is this
mattdotzeb
September 30th, 2006
9:43:36 PM CDT
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wow. nice
Lappy486
September 30th, 2006
9:45:46 PM CDT
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Oh man! i found that a while back. it's awesome. "Complete this sentance,"
LtVulg4r
September 30th, 2006
9:47:50 PM CDT
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its an old advertisement for half life get over it
nugget
September 30th, 2006
9:48:40 PM CDT
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F, Did you crawl into mom and dad's bed?
Amation
September 30th, 2006
9:52:42 PM CDT
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IT'S A TRAP
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
9:55:55 PM CDT
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its not old its for the new game portal
LetheAlbion
September 30th, 2006
9:59:22 PM CDT
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It asked me my favorite color I put Azure. Then about 10 questions later it asked me again but Azure wasn't their. So I had to put green. The next question was 'Lying about my favorite color makes me feel;'
extremejon
September 30th, 2006
10:43:27 PM CDT
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What I have discovered: the DOS thing says it's from 1982. THECAKEISALIE mentions they're using 20-year old equiptment. That means portal takes place is 2004. The same year that portals from the Xen/Combine planet began to appear. No damn way that's a coincidence.
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
10:45:20 PM CDT
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nice extremejon... we shall figure this out yet
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
10:46:36 PM CDT
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OH If you type VALVE or LOGOFF after you login it says goodbye and you go back to your homepage
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
10:48:03 PM CDT
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sorry to tripple comment (if thats some rule of some sort) but what you said extremejon could mean that portal is set in xen some where... maybe im just shooting things out there...
Ath1337
September 30th, 2006
10:51:24 PM CDT
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favorite question has to be: If you dissapeared tomorrow, would anyone miss you?
PD711
October 1st, 2006
1:17:25 AM CDT
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if you type a nonlisted number for the cake thing, twice, you get asked a question if you feel bad for lying about your favorite color. I don't know if this still happens if you pick a color.
BENJA5
October 6th, 2006
3:14:45 PM CDT
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Its an advertisment for VALVe's upcoming game: Portal. Google it.
l0calhost
October 14th, 2007
8:44:46 AM CDT
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And the Source (Even If it is not complete): http://www.nomorepasting.com/getpaste.php?pasteid=4900&seen=true&langoverride=-
l0calhost
October 14th, 2007
8:47:00 AM CDT
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(It is Actionscript.)
l0calhost
October 14th, 2007
8:51:03 AM CDT
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Otherwise, a bit creepy. Sorry for this sorta Spam.
Fleeflicker
October 19th, 2007
11:43:12 PM CDT
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a4g34gls445a079992626e6c3am98a699g231fcd2aebe89a3f8c9482e1f948cc NOONE USE MY UIN(+F) NUMBER, ASSHOELS.
Khazdumarr
October 20th, 2007
10:58:21 AM CDT
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login: CJOHNSON - password: TIER3 Then enter "NOTES"
grindolf
October 23rd, 2007
4:17:14 AM CDT
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Bastards! when they ask you to memorize your UI+ number thing, they bloody keep changing the numbers slowly during the flashing so its impossible to remember!
TheGoogle
November 6th, 2007
3:51:25 PM CST
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not to mention when they make you enter it at the end, it needs to be case sensitive, BUT THEY ONLY LET YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS (<---- like so).
I-Probably-Hate-You
May 25th, 2008
3:02:52 AM CDT
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I just noticed if you do the test thing, and pay attention to the flashing letters shown every so often, they spell out "THECAKEISALIE"