DR-L337'S DAY OFF
Created on: December 5th, 2006
haha cameron realizes what a waste his life has been
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Ryan approaches Julie and she does the whole "Do I know you" thing some more, and he -- and I mean you can see it curdling on his tongue as he says it -- lets her know about guy in the master bath who wants to commence removification of the thong. The only thing that would be more awesome is if Julie also invited Ryan to the experience, but what she actually says is actually way funnier: "That's charity talk. Ah, an acronym for The Homeless Of Newport…Go…Or something…" Sandy waves at her and she takes off awkwardly.
"No. I like plastic horses, and The Valley." That's what's in Ryan's arsenal? I guess he doesn't really have to know much about wooing. An ounce of coke and the merest dusting of a lower-class zipcode did it for Marissa, and I barely even remember Sadie but I think she was interested in contracting and, like, home improvement, and Theresa knew him from his theatre days, and Seth is just asking for it. We've never really seen Ryan go after a girl. Taylor I think would agree that he's not great at it.
"Lots of teenage boys get lipo! It's no big deal! And stop picking at your man girdle." I've never understood the Veronica obsession with weight. I think it depends on who's writing her, because my favorite Veronica moments have had to do with things that are true, like how Taylor is a freakshow with no friends, and less about the nonexistent weight issue. Boy-Taylor whines and Veronica shuts him right down; girl-Taylor makes to deal with the issue: "You know what, I think it's time I talk to her as an adult."
"I have to brush my teeth in there." Chester offers another nonsensical yo-dawg: "So do I! But I don't use a toothbrush! Oh!" Everybody ignores him; Jimmy notes how Julie is still a total whore. Everybody converges and Jimmy tries to tell "Mr. Mayor" what's going on. Julie begs him to stop, and Summer goes "Ooooh!" like she's in the audience on Maury. Jimmy tells everybody that Julie's thong was in Chester's mouth; said mouth hangs open stupidly. "Shut up!" yells Summer, and Chester tells her it was just stuck and he was helping her out. "That's what you said before with Holly. How come all these women around you keep getting their thongs stuck? I'm starting to get suspicious…"
"And Kirsten? Running the Newport Group? That place makes you miserable. And you may like your chardonnay, but I got news for you: it doesn't like you back. Sandy, you don't wanna be Mayor! You're all about saving the little guy, not holing up in some mansion giving orders. What you two are best at is being married to each other." Sandy looks at him with his usual kindness and comes close to leering at Kirsten, but just then Julie comes in with security. As he's being hauled out, he shouts at them to promise to be together.
She tells her mom to get back to the airport and try to make a flight to Cabo. Veronica bitches about how she'll probably have to fly coach, and Taylor just smiles and hugs her. "Merry Christmas, Mom." Julie and Kirsten look at each other, appalled, and Taylor smiles at them. Kirsten asks seriously if she's okay, and Taylor thinks, and nods. "Yeah. I don't know why, but I feel just fine. Huh." Julie smiles at Kirsten over her head, and Taylor heads back into the room.
She's been in a coma since Marissa died, and now she can say goodbye, and wake up. And hopefully f*ck Bullet, throwing all three daughters into a tailspin regarding his hot son. When I think about this episode, it won't be the alt-world and it won't be Ryan finally giving in to the inexorable power of Taylor and it won't be Taylor the tranny. It will be this one look on Julie's face. She can rest. It will be the perfect smile on Julie's face as she looks down at Ryan, sleeping, and puts the Marissa letter on the table by his beautiful sleeping head.
Lol, Its pretty funny how you think so highly of yourself. This site is complete garbage make a real ytmnd where you don't have your face photoshoped onto someone elses body or a lame pic of you. It's also funny how whenever anyone talks crap to you, you always run to the same lame comeback of them haveing a small penis or not getting laid. So what maybe you really get laid all the time I don't care neither does anyone else on this site go make yourself feel better somewhere else like myspace. Nub
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