Agent 47 met his match
Created on: September 17th, 2006
Agent 47 met his match
NorthAmericanDangerD 
agent47methismatch.ytmnd.com
Don't believe me? Here's the article: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/intruder.killed.ap/index.html
CNN.com (url in desc), plus Hitman: Blood Money screen and edit
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin Main Theme

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RawNuts
September 17th, 2006
6:58:47 PM CDT
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I saw this too, badass nurse!
Lou-Saydus
September 17th, 2006
7:02:10 PM CDT
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YES YES!!
Riftsaw
September 17th, 2006
7:03:05 PM CDT
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and thats why you shouldn't screw with Doctors or Nurses! They know what'll make you stop living :P
kph155
September 17th, 2006
7:03:29 PM CDT
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lol own3d
BlackPixel
September 17th, 2006
7:15:56 PM CDT
(0)
An epic piece of news
BTape
September 17th, 2006
8:01:55 PM CDT
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huh, I swear I just fived this but I guess I forgot to vote.
Scottendo
September 17th, 2006
10:29:04 PM CDT
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Haha, f*cking epic.
shiggy
September 18th, 2006
3:22:21 PM CDT
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what kind of hitman kills someone with a damn hammer? deserves what he got, for sheer stupidity.
GoldDean
September 18th, 2006
3:28:10 PM CDT
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Haha! Nurses FTW!
Postaljester
September 18th, 2006
3:30:51 PM CDT
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LOL that man got owned.
PVDH
September 18th, 2006
3:31:02 PM CDT
(0)
Haha
Adverb
September 18th, 2006
3:33:14 PM CDT
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Yes, it's cool, but it's already on the internet
SnowflakePillow
September 18th, 2006
3:42:27 PM CDT
(0)
holy crap
Necronomicon
September 18th, 2006
3:44:00 PM CDT
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When it comes to hitmen, you get what you pay for.
sup3r-m4rio
September 18th, 2006
3:48:17 PM CDT
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superb
Hammerite
September 18th, 2006
3:55:27 PM CDT
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What part of "No women, no kids" didn't that guy understand?
shog
September 18th, 2006
4:03:55 PM CDT
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yet another reason to steer clear of "large women"
napalmsammitch
September 18th, 2006
4:07:55 PM CDT
(0)
Do a barrel roll.
Zeketheo
September 18th, 2006
4:08:19 PM CDT
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I guess this works since you put two things together instead of just pasting a story.
Corevirus
September 18th, 2006
4:16:17 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking Final Boss Granny is hard
jkh77
September 18th, 2006
4:19:04 PM CDT
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CNN HEADLINES: Hitman fails at life. XD
Free-Squares-For-All
September 18th, 2006
4:19:31 PM CDT
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5'd for Hitman music.
ChibiGoku
September 18th, 2006
4:22:29 PM CDT
(0)
o.o
Sexymofo-ptkfgs
September 18th, 2006
4:26:07 PM CDT
(0)
you WIN, please try again ^_^
WAFFLEZ
September 18th, 2006
4:32:28 PM CDT
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He hit her in the head and he couldn't stop her... wow. Sad. God, hitmen these days. They just don't make em like they used to. In the video games.
YuriTheGreat
September 18th, 2006
4:34:36 PM CDT
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that is FUNNY
tupol8501
September 18th, 2006
4:35:57 PM CDT
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That's why you don't mess with nurses!
Nyax
September 18th, 2006
4:36:06 PM CDT
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Owned.
FuckThisShit
September 18th, 2006
4:38:51 PM CDT
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you idiots realise any1 with a weapon who needs money can call themself a hitman right?
nidpants
September 18th, 2006
4:42:59 PM CDT
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47 would've taken her hostage, led her upstairs, and thrown her off her own balcony...disguised as a clown.
CriticalMechanism
September 18th, 2006
4:43:00 PM CDT
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F*cking pwnt.
MeatwadPwnsYou
September 18th, 2006
5:01:48 PM CDT
(0)
1
WTL
September 18th, 2006
5:10:41 PM CDT
(0)
Ownage.
ultimacanti
September 18th, 2006
5:38:48 PM CDT
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I strangle people to death daily. This is not surprising. This also is not a site for your news findings. everyonesucks.ytmnd.com
A-Melon
September 18th, 2006
5:50:40 PM CDT
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i actually kinda agree with ultimacanti
Pyre
September 18th, 2006
6:10:58 PM CDT
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it's my policy to upvote anything with 47
rupertscarr
September 18th, 2006
6:14:57 PM CDT
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F*cking pwn'd
monkeyleejones
September 18th, 2006
6:23:23 PM CDT
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
unknownkadath
September 18th, 2006
6:35:35 PM CDT
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LOL, owned!!!!1111 She must've used the machine gun fingers on him, too!
mantenna
September 18th, 2006
6:40:26 PM CDT
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excellent! excellent! order from chaos!
EverTheCynic
September 18th, 2006
6:42:34 PM CDT
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Typical media sensationalizing with the use of the word hitman. The guy was a janitor. Also, for proper use of hammer, see Oldboy.
kwsn
September 18th, 2006
7:02:11 PM CDT
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S IMPROBABLE
mrupvoter
September 18th, 2006
7:04:17 PM CDT
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my kind of woman.
Salato
September 18th, 2006
7:04:29 PM CDT
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Hahaha 47 owned.
Yort
September 18th, 2006
7:35:25 PM CDT
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That happened in my part of town... I'm scared.
NorthAmericanDangerD
September 18th, 2006
7:42:10 PM CDT
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Rett: Don't be scared, Middle Aged Nurse-Woman will protect you from evildoers! Donning her Scrubs of Justice she chokes the life out of those who would harm others.
tpence
September 18th, 2006
8:05:21 PM CDT
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pwned
papajohn
September 18th, 2006
8:18:35 PM CDT
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It doesnt say in in this article but the woman was huge, like 5'6 and over 280 pounds
sexymofo
September 18th, 2006
8:20:38 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
secksymofo
September 18th, 2006
8:20:52 PM CDT
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
BubbytheTourG
September 18th, 2006
8:25:42 PM CDT
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http://grimacebuttplug.ytmnd.com/
ghosttown80
September 18th, 2006
8:36:44 PM CDT
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This would definitely suck without the hitman pic
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL
September 18th, 2006
8:43:42 PM CDT
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WTF U SUCK AT VIDEOGAMES F*G
Grunty123
September 18th, 2006
8:44:13 PM CDT
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usaratonkachi
September 18th, 2006
8:46:44 PM CDT
(0)
Pretty funny.
ForkHead
September 18th, 2006
8:50:58 PM CDT
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5'd for hitman
Patriotic
September 18th, 2006
8:52:46 PM CDT
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sweet haha
OriginalHibbs
September 18th, 2006
8:55:38 PM CDT
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ROFL! just think of the husbands face when he heard about this!
NorthAmericanDangerD
September 18th, 2006
9:01:35 PM CDT
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Rett: He was thinking "F*CK! For $100 more I could have gotten the hitman with a gun! Why am I such a cheapass?!"
mister4
September 18th, 2006
9:03:04 PM CDT
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haha
nerpderp69
September 18th, 2006
9:08:24 PM CDT
(-1)
NERP!
RockMyDukakis
September 18th, 2006
9:15:29 PM CDT
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Nice because that nurse is f*cking ruthless, and Hitman is an awesome game. 5'd
atomicdog
September 18th, 2006
9:23:52 PM CDT
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I wonder what it's like to kill someone with a claw hammer..
NorthAmericanDangerD
September 18th, 2006
9:28:16 PM CDT
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Rett: It's very similar to f*cking a melon
OmgPhilosopher
September 18th, 2006
9:54:22 PM CDT
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Dude, awesome, put lex luther in there to pwn the picture and you absolutely WIN.
spring-loaded
September 18th, 2006
9:59:27 PM CDT
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They should totally put her in the next Hitman game.
MarKSlamS
September 18th, 2006
10:10:42 PM CDT
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Damn! That chick is badass. You get a four (minus one for thinking 47 could actually lose in a fight).
primitive
September 18th, 2006
10:12:47 PM CDT
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she was gargantuan, thanks for the screenshot.
Robomonkey
September 18th, 2006
10:14:03 PM CDT
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PWNED!
magnahelix
September 18th, 2006
10:24:50 PM CDT
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this is why you don't mess with large nurses, specially extreme nurses....
PoprocksAndCoke
September 18th, 2006
10:29:10 PM CDT
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5 for amazing article.
Grayfox354
September 18th, 2006
10:32:12 PM CDT
(0)
That can't be real O_O
DamnRandall
September 18th, 2006
11:26:16 PM CDT
(0)
An hero.
geegee
September 18th, 2006
11:46:57 PM CDT
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man who knew 47 would die like that
karmaghost
September 18th, 2006
11:49:08 PM CDT
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Except that the "hitman" was a poor janitor, not some professional.
Porch-Monkey
September 18th, 2006
11:56:04 PM CDT
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F*CKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!! Awesome, you go girl.
Setzer
September 19th, 2006
12:11:48 AM CDT
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LOL owned
colin1617
September 19th, 2006
12:20:15 PM CDT
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omg wow, such effort to make a ytmnd!
ianmorris
September 19th, 2006
2:56:26 PM CDT
(0)
epic
NorthAmericanDangerD
September 19th, 2006
2:57:33 PM CDT
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Rett: That means so much coming from a guy who's never made a YTMND. Ever think about the effort it took to make yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com? YTMND is supposed to be simple, funny concepts, they don't have to be short films to be enjoyable.
End
September 19th, 2006
3:02:24 PM CDT
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Is it just me, or is there something in the song that sounds like it came from AIM?
fascistkokomo
September 19th, 2006
4:42:22 PM CDT
(0)
+2 for 47
zuljinforthewin
September 19th, 2006
6:39:00 PM CDT
(0)
Lmao
HelJugoth
September 19th, 2006
10:07:20 PM CDT
(0)
I just beat Hitman: Blood Money, only to see this...
colinb
September 19th, 2006
10:15:41 PM CDT
(0)
Hitman 2 was so fun. 5
YoshiDuh
September 19th, 2006
11:08:04 PM CDT
(0)
pwned
juxtapose519
September 26th, 2006
11:38:36 AM CDT
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that badass lady got you this 2. normally you would have been 1'd for posting a print screen of a news article
CoolDude7up
October 1st, 2006
11:35:38 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
philibuster
October 8th, 2006
3:24:08 PM CDT
(0)
hi, 5 my sites plz since I 5'd yours
Dali
February 18th, 2007
1:44:09 PM CST
(0)
The most badass lady in the world.
Jamaicanbwoydre
March 8th, 2007
2:24:55 PM CST
(0)
Damn good find and edit, love the music
Kilener
April 1st, 2007
1:22:57 PM CDT
(0)
thats amazing, nice muzik
LoadMan
November 26th, 2007
12:44:21 AM CST
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Did she get the "Silent Assassin" rating (for the close combat kill)? Or just "Professional" (cuz the body was found)?
LeQuack-is-Back
December 11th, 2007
3:16:42 PM CST
(0)
owned
Xioyux
January 24th, 2008
7:43:25 PM CST
(0)
"a large woman" - the fat bitch hahaha, that guy must have had a terrible death.