Ten Great Thinkers: A Summary
Created on: September 17th, 2006
Ten Great Thinkers: A Summary
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Yes, I realize that I have seriously stripped down a few notable philosophies here. But, in the words of my favorite philosopher, Tupac Shakur, "I don't give a f*ck."
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shog
September 17th, 2006
2:07:19 AM CDT
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMMANUEL KANT WAS A REAL PISSANT WHO WAS VERY RARELY STABLE! HEIDEGGER HEIDEGGER WAS A BOOZY BEGGER WHO'D DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!
allhailmighty42
September 17th, 2006
2:07:23 AM CDT
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Hehe, I chuckled.
mindule
September 17th, 2006
2:11:34 AM CDT
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heh, heh. Wanna buy some Kant?
Qoht
September 17th, 2006
2:18:15 AM CDT
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Could've swore it was a disgustingly common misunderstanding that Descartes actually believed the seperation of mind and body. Rather it was sepratists who used his texts like a crutch and promoted it.
IceCreamSoldier
September 17th, 2006
2:18:26 AM CDT
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MARX, FTW!
ayb
September 17th, 2006
2:23:08 AM CDT
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was ridin the train to 5ville until you threw l ron dumbass in there
cooke
September 17th, 2006
2:27:01 AM CDT
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didn't really like the l ron touch but got scared of downvoting due to tupac
Lactar
September 17th, 2006
2:38:29 AM CDT
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wonkmeister
September 17th, 2006
2:39:29 AM CDT
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marx
TheOminousThey
September 17th, 2006
2:42:17 AM CDT
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I'd sum up Malthus with "O NOES WE'RE RUNNIN OUTTA FOOD"
The-Evan
September 17th, 2006
2:49:44 AM CDT
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I like sites that class-up YTMND.
YourTheCoconutMan
September 17th, 2006
2:57:05 AM CDT
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hahahahahha TUPAC IS STILL ALIVE
Kayne
September 17th, 2006
3:00:07 AM CDT
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55555555555555555555555555
Shugotenshi
September 17th, 2006
3:15:12 AM CDT
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A nice extremely brief summary, except for the last one which was lame.
Khaaaaaaaaaan
September 17th, 2006
3:43:55 AM CDT
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lol
VolumeFD
September 17th, 2006
4:53:49 AM CDT
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-1 for making me remember all those philosophy papers i had to write last sem.
Sorgrid
September 17th, 2006
5:02:28 AM CDT
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-1 for Hubology
Mystech
September 17th, 2006
5:06:09 AM CDT
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Upvote for clever premise, witty summaries and topping it off with a scientology joke. Good show, old man.
hormiga
September 17th, 2006
6:15:17 AM CDT
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nice
MasterSitsu
September 17th, 2006
6:40:43 AM CDT
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needs Jesus Christ: "Say you're God when people at their dumbest and they'll believe you're god forever. It's tradition."
Chin
September 17th, 2006
6:44:20 AM CDT
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-1 for Hubbard. Pandering.
iwpoe
September 17th, 2006
6:58:37 AM CDT
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I wrote this YTMND a long tiiiiime ago, a real loooong tiiime ago, in ninety'fo
Ranger
September 17th, 2006
8:09:06 AM CDT
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unknownkadath
September 17th, 2006
12:45:03 PM CDT
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This is made of deep fried win. Nice job.
butterypancakes
September 17th, 2006
12:57:03 PM CDT
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5 for xenu
CaptainADD
September 17th, 2006
1:06:38 PM CDT
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Awesome!
Lollerskaterz
September 17th, 2006
1:21:41 PM CDT
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LOL. FTW!!
piecepeace
September 17th, 2006
3:14:11 PM CDT
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WIN!!
ultimacanti
September 17th, 2006
3:15:49 PM CDT
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-4 for me not being included as one of the 10 greatest thinkers. You know how much thought I have to put into these warm inspiring messages you flaming douche? onestarpwned.ytmnd.com
Corleone
September 17th, 2006
4:01:31 PM CDT
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F*ck the mainstream
Heffocheffefer
September 17th, 2006
4:15:04 PM CDT
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RENES DECARTES WAS A DRUNKEN FART I DRINK THEREFORE I AM. SOCRATES HIMSELF WILL BE PARTICUARLY MISSED, A LOVELY LITTLE THINKER BUT A BUGGER WHEN HES PISSED
Cassio
September 17th, 2006
4:22:38 PM CDT
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That's eleven. L. Ron counts as two people being that his Thetan is so strong and bound on Earth by chains.
t3knomanser
September 17th, 2006
4:31:51 PM CDT
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Minored in philosophy. You're the win.
NaroidCRX
September 17th, 2006
4:36:18 PM CDT
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Ah Ha Ha! Philosophy. I can't pronounce Plato for some reason. I don't know why. If you put all the philosophers in a big room and let them fight it out, who would win?
n4rvst
September 17th, 2006
4:50:37 PM CDT
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cccccccccco
Odin314
September 17th, 2006
4:52:30 PM CDT
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-2 for saying that L. Ron is a "great thinker".
SevenSins
September 17th, 2006
5:24:49 PM CDT
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5 for Marx and Descartes, -2 for Hubbard. Youcan['t justify calling him a genius with anything other than the fact that he got rich from making a religion.
Nyax
September 17th, 2006
5:29:46 PM CDT
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Lose Hubbard. Other than that, win.
Dave221
September 17th, 2006
5:37:25 PM CDT
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-1 cuz lron is a sh*tty thinker
d1ggitydan
September 17th, 2006
6:11:50 PM CDT
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I wouldnt go so far as to label Hubberd a "great thinker"...in fact I wouldnt even go so far as to label him a thinker.....
vxskud
September 17th, 2006
6:26:30 PM CDT
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pretty good, but a few quotes along with each thinker would make it 5 worthy
daytonafathead
September 17th, 2006
7:11:31 PM CDT
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There is no spoon.
dialdfordesi
September 17th, 2006
7:18:31 PM CDT
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I like it but it's too bad there weren't ten guys, and then Hubbard.
Superdome
September 17th, 2006
7:31:01 PM CDT
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surprisingly good
ChickenOfDoom
September 17th, 2006
7:58:51 PM CDT
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You forgot Aristotle. Stupidest philosopher out there. And Thomas Hobbes, another one of the 'people are too stupid to make their own decisions' guys.
joelogic
September 17th, 2006
8:28:39 PM CDT
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one for missing the mark completely...gah.
FleshMachine
September 17th, 2006
8:39:20 PM CDT
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Gah, you had me until you included L. Ron Hubbard with the likes of Socrates and Kant. Faux pas :/ Consider a different thinker, perhaps Socrates's student, Plato?
suchonthis
September 17th, 2006
8:52:47 PM CDT
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sweet, but not sticky, which reminds me...
TobyTheRobot
September 17th, 2006
9:17:57 PM CDT
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Clever, and actually kind of educational.
CaptainObvious
September 17th, 2006
10:09:47 PM CDT
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lol, you mean 9.
gunhaver
September 17th, 2006
10:10:29 PM CDT
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i think hubbard was a joke, people. just not a funny one
evilregal
September 17th, 2006
10:13:38 PM CDT
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This started off so well...
o0Ender0o
September 17th, 2006
10:28:11 PM CDT
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5 for faux-aaron's joke alone. The actual ytmnd sucks, but he saved your *ss on this one
Scipio77
September 17th, 2006
10:36:16 PM CDT
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I realize you don't give a f*ck, but at least accuratly portray the views of these philosophers.
nroth2
September 17th, 2006
11:00:28 PM CDT
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I am 100% for the educational ytmnds
Balalaika0
September 17th, 2006
11:04:33 PM CDT
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should have found a way to bring back "People are too stupid to think for themselves" like 3 more times
omnivious
September 17th, 2006
11:25:03 PM CDT
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rofl
wild09
September 17th, 2006
11:30:59 PM CDT
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i was gonna give you a five till you put L. Ron in a site about great thinkers
Chichiri
September 17th, 2006
11:34:34 PM CDT
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5'd for Philosophytmnd
coleburns
September 17th, 2006
11:48:26 PM CDT
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5 for the site, fav'd for the tupac quote.
ulubek
September 18th, 2006
12:17:21 AM CDT
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f*ck the mainstream
polopili
September 18th, 2006
11:01:30 AM CDT
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5 for marx's quote
Ochobobo
September 18th, 2006
11:06:53 AM CDT
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There is no spoon.
J0ker
September 18th, 2006
11:49:44 AM CDT
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i don't understand the point of this
RamonSterns
September 18th, 2006
11:58:01 AM CDT
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XENU'S FAULT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
omfgNINJAS
September 18th, 2006
12:01:21 PM CDT
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gay
MarkyMark
September 18th, 2006
12:08:08 PM CDT
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lol @ descartes
lowcast
September 18th, 2006
12:15:24 PM CDT
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this is nice. you could easily replace the thinkers with ytmnd for the same effect...
K7
September 18th, 2006
12:47:02 PM CDT
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its all satans fault lol
Gloppy
September 18th, 2006
12:48:17 PM CDT
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lol, 1 until hubbard
tehviewtiful
September 18th, 2006
12:49:01 PM CDT
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I lol'd at Marx
Ledford
September 18th, 2006
12:59:08 PM CDT
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WTF IS WITH ALL THE THINKING! Jesus. Give me a good Funny YTMND all day.
explosivofueled
September 18th, 2006
1:05:22 PM CDT
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Freud - You wanna f*ck your mom.
z3phyr2006
September 18th, 2006
1:18:50 PM CDT
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karl marx is teh winrar
dirkadirka
September 18th, 2006
1:19:19 PM CDT
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Replace Lron with NEDM for 3 more *s
Phrozinphish
September 18th, 2006
1:19:58 PM CDT
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Ditch L Ron, he's a great STINKER!
Recan
September 18th, 2006
1:35:43 PM CDT
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d1g1tal
September 18th, 2006
2:09:04 PM CDT
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putting hubbard in the same category as the others = 1
SubmissiveTrout
September 18th, 2006
2:19:05 PM CDT
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Maybe toss Connery in at the end and his proclamation of us being the "Dog Now" philosophy
tripwire
September 18th, 2006
2:46:19 PM CDT
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grate thinkerz in ur ytmnd philosophizin sh*t
syckls
September 18th, 2006
2:49:54 PM CDT
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Updated. For a website that has such a long history of making fun of Scientology, you people are very quick to assume that I am pandering for it.
snops
September 18th, 2006
2:49:54 PM CDT
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i was gonna give you a five till you put L. Ron in a site about great thinkers
notinmybed
September 18th, 2006
2:52:22 PM CDT
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pretty sh*tty.
Zeld
September 18th, 2006
2:54:36 PM CDT
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My philosophy teacher mentioned the "There is no spoon" theory today. This is a 5able coincidence...
oneac
September 18th, 2006
3:35:44 PM CDT
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l ron ruined it
NarcoticHobo
September 18th, 2006
6:14:48 PM CDT
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-1'd for having ron, go straight philosophy dude. Also Voltaire was more like "F*ck you catholicism!"
OMGSecretNaziJesus
September 18th, 2006
6:29:33 PM CDT
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The last part cracked me up.
Paddo
September 18th, 2006
6:33:44 PM CDT
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5'd for sources
Legend
September 27th, 2006
11:00:44 PM CDT
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You suck.
Legend
September 29th, 2006
12:05:21 AM CDT
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I appoligize. You win!
patrickiscool
December 18th, 2006
8:50:11 PM CST
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Go to hell.
asshole
February 15th, 2007
8:22:13 PM CST
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not bad, but -1 for LRON and -1 for asling not to be downvoted
linkskywalker
May 12th, 2007
11:01:51 PM CDT
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As an aspiring philosophy teacher, this made me crack up. However, the first comment in this thread made me crack up even MORE.
djangoxiii
October 19th, 2008
4:41:52 PM CDT
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Hubbard does not deserve to be in the same list as Socrates, Descartes or Kant