I want to pray for you
Created on: September 8th, 2006
We wanna pray for you. PM me or AIM me: Peterguy. The favor is still valid even if you have cursed me out or any othe christians out or downvoted all my sites.
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Well, since it's blatantly obvious that you made this not because you're serious and actually want to do it, but because you know that other people will think you're serious.. And you want to laugh at the uproar of anti-Christian-pushing bombardment that ensues for your own entertainment.. I ask you to pray that you play in traffic. We'll roll the dice from there.
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You're motivating yourself, if you meditate properly. You work harder because in the back of your mind, you're more aware of your dreams, even if you're not fully conscious of them all the time. You're helping yourself, but giving the credit to God. As a human being, you have more potential than you realize. Don't put yourself down like that. No is born into sin either, the environments we were raised in have the most influence on our personalities as we mature, genetics being a distant second influence.
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I'm giving you a 3 because I do believe your heart is in the right place. BUT... your last apology was quite backhanded... and you're a Fundamentalist Christian who believes in Creationism. Therefore you get a 3. Don't waste your time praying for me or any other non-Christians for that matter. Most of us find it quite offensive that even through all out bitching to you... you still feel the need to try and convert us. We'll (I'll) never convert. You find my ideas and lifestyle choice silly/stupid... as I do yours. How about you Fundamentalists start letting people live their own lives without your constant interjection and disapproval of our (my) choices. Just because we (I) don't believe in YOUR God doesn't mean we're (I'm) bad people.
Our society needs a much, much better educational system that caters to the individual instead of grouping everyone into the same prison-like social system. College education should be free for everyone, supported by our federal tax money. Professional parenting should be available to all families, education + proper parenting are the key ingredients to healthy environments. Unhealthy environments breed criminals.
How can anyone honestly believe a new-born baby is inheritantly a "sinner" by nature? The baby is an innocent child who learns from his or her parents or peers. Watch a documentary on the cultural behavior of some tribes in africa. Their customs and personalities are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, because their environment is not the same as ours. There are even completely different types of human behavior seen in different modern countries around the world.
God dammit, these f*cking christian sites were annoying at first, but now the whole f*cking sponsorship program is being f*cked up by some douches trying to preach to us all the god damn time, so i hope i speak for most of YTMND now when i say, and i will repeat this several times, to make sure the message gets through:
GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!
Genesis 5:1 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.
6 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:
7 And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:
8 And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.
9 And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:
10 And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:
11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.
12 And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Mahalaleel:
13 And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:
14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.
15 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared:
16 And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared
17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.
18 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch:
19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.
21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah:
22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:
24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him.
25 And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech:
26 And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:
27 And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.
28 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son:
29 And he called his name Noah,
saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed.
30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
31 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.
32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 1:7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz
1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Raptor Jesus, who is called Jesus, lol. Also c*cks.
How kind of view, but prayers dont do squat. There was even a study, prayers didn't change the percentage of those that had complications during surgery. In fact, the ones who KNEW they were being prayed for had a higher complication rate. Too much faith in god made their body lazy? (Last sentence not totally serious)
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PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP
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You must be doing this on purpose. I'm all for you being Christian, but have the decency and respect for others to not advertise it. There are websites for things like this, and YTMND sure as hell is not one of them. I'm all for intelligent YTMNDs with proven, factual information, but this seems like a ridiculous plea for attention. If anyone wants to hear about Jesus, your previous YTMNDs have made it clear that they can talk to you. Now please, this site is supposed to be entertaining, and educational in some cases, but we don't need your religious advertising plastered all over this site. One Jesus is The Man Now Dog is enough, please stop.
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This is a song that uhh..
There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs.
Here we go...
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee roth Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew
You don’t need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
’cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It’s time for Chanukah
The owner of
of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? hall of famer Rod Carew -- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he’s not, but guess who is
All Three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
Gendo: Should that be the case, then it proves it is the religion itself that is inexcusably intolerant. I'll rephrase and simply restate that if you have to let it be known that you think everyone else is wrong, here isn't the place to do it.
And to the guy saying he isn't ramming it down my throat, he is. I don't visit YTMND with the mentality of "Man, I'm in the mood to accept Jesus today." The fact that there's someone saying "Man, YTMND would be a brilliant place to flood with my beliefs and practices", makes me feel a lot better than myself. Because you know, when I think about people who want Jesus, I think about the very people who make 5 second loops about black people stealing bicycles.
God bless you for wanting to pray for others.....but trying to mission to such a large crowd (not to mention the most innaproprate site for it) only leads to problems for you. Feel free to pray for us as long as you want, inf act, please pray for this world in general...just don't make a ytmnd about it....:|
Alright Petterguy, you can sit and pray your existence away. If you don't mind, I will continue to make my way into the ranks of those humans who are attempting to improve our life experience by means of gaining scientific knowledge and adding new perspectives and data to the collective pool of human understanding. I hope someday you will grow tired of begging God to improve our quality of life, and perhaps you will realize that we already have the means to better ourselves. You don’t have to believe in an afterlife to justify this one, and you don’t have to beg a deity for gifts that we already have the means to acquire. Honestly, I wish you well.
You have as much right to be on YTMND as anyone. Hell, you can ever make Christian YTMNDs for all I care. But you are setting yourselves up, consciously and intentionally or otherwise, as morally and ethically superior. That is why people hate Christians, not (just) because they think the belief system is f*cked, but because they act as if they were the kings and queens of morality. Call it killing with kindness, but it's f*cking annoying.
Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.
Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.
Final thought: Instead of praying for US, you need to seriously start to evaluate YOUR OWN actions. It's not your beliefs that annoy me, it's your bad sponsoring habits. Your YTMND sponsoring career should have began and ended with your enjoyable "Exploits of Nothing" YTMND. With it you made your statement, and had your 15 minutes of fame. Yet you CONTINUE to sponsor what seems like EACH AND EVERY ONE of your YTMND's which all deal with the SAME SUBJECT. Of course, you do this because you know they won't stand on their own merit otherwise. But think about why that is for a second. Ultimately, this is a COMEDY site which was not created for anyone to showcase bible verses without a punchline.
"In a clinical study, people who were prayed for fared worse when about to
undergo surgery. Think before you message him."
Actually, faith, any kind of faith, has been clinically proven to help the healing process. The mind has a crazy power over the body; the brain can heal the body that contains it, as well as kill it.
hello. i am a non denominational christian. but i grew up L.D.S, or MORMON as most people call it. now, here in utah there are a lot of crazy christians, jesus freaks, bible thumpers, or whatever you wanna call them. hell, we even have the crazy "emmanuel" that kidnapped ELIZABETH SMART!! but you sir, with your infinite pro-christian wisdom, out rank all of said individuals. seriously. i know most christian religions encourage their members to push religion/conversion around to other so called "lost souls". what a joke. this is where christianity fails. it's only down fall in my opinion, is the mental state of those who call themselves devoted christians. omg.yep i said it.
Pray for us for what? To become Christian? To "find Jesus" (did you guys lose him)?
From the paganlibrary.com: "Edwin Goodenough, a scholar of religions, studied many cultures and noticed that in most of them, the feeling of having lost one's faith was as real as losing a leg or a hand. I hope you're happy praying someone lose their faith, and I pray that it never works should someone do it to you."
I love my god/dess, and am secure in my faith. Please respect that.
No need for you to pray for me dude, if I find out that Christianity is right, and all the other religions are not then I'll repent on my death-bed. If your wrong boy won't you be pissed! Not a dig please understand, but if someone actually knows whos right, they wouldn't be allowed to say! 1 because its a crap YTMND, and I should know!
ummm, i'd rather you do something useful for society one hour a day. Idk, like mentor a kid or something. Or build a house. Volunteer at the hospital. Idk, something that ACTUALLY makes a difference. Praying really doesn't help. Just ask Terry Schiavo. Good intentions and everything like that give you a 3, but real help would be more appreciated than pray-help (which isn't really help at all). Also, I live in the richest country on the planet, I'm sure someone else would need "prayers" more than me.
Please stop, YTMND is not the place for this. Everyone needs to just grow up, stop arguing, and live your lives in private. YTMND is a parody site, not a religion recruiter. It's not a place for political messages. It's a place for funny. Period. The end. Now GTFO and STFU with these religious (and atheist, for christ's sake - I am not religious but I am sick of this bullsh*t) YTMNDs.
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Hahah while I don't think religious YTMNDs make too much sense, this comment cracked me up by ChatspeakDouche, "ur a f*ckin lame *ss man ytmnd is about freedom of speach not god." What the f*ck do you think he's doing now dumbass? He's talking about god. Talking==>"speach." Like God wouldn't condone freedom of speech.
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