Steve Irwin: A man's man.
Created on: September 4th, 2006
Steve Irwin: A man's man.
To be fair, all those animals that he harmed were cyborgs sent by Satan himself.

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September 5th, 2006
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This is made of win. XDDDD
September 5th, 2006
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As I much as I respected the man.. I bet you, that he WANTED to make a lot of people laugh and smile w/ his show. We should always remember him w/ a smile, and this YTMND is a good start :). RIP to the man of men. :')
September 5th, 2006
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oh and LOL @ the chucnk norris quote w/ his baby in one hand LOL. RIP man! you'll be missed terribly.
September 5th, 2006
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did you know that steve irwins favorite sound is a 3500 hz square wave?
September 5th, 2006
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nice
September 5th, 2006
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And a Legend is born.
September 5th, 2006
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Worldwide known deaths from stingray barb injuries are numbered at 17. Steve Irwin was an animal activist. He wanted to SAVE animal such as these. "I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it."
September 5th, 2006
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Epic music. Epic tales. One epic man.
September 5th, 2006
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5 for steve irwin
September 5th, 2006
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He should of Wrestled Happycat. That would determine the fate of the universe.
September 5th, 2006
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steve irwin > chuck norris
September 5th, 2006
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"Steve wrestled an entire Zerg brood in his spare time." Also fived.
September 5th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
September 5th, 2006
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Win.
September 5th, 2006
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Steve is... words fail me.
September 5th, 2006
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Yay steve! Yay Bf2 music! Yay life!
September 5th, 2006
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Slow clap time
September 5th, 2006
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Steve Irwin rocks.
September 5th, 2006
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Good use of the BF2 theme.
September 5th, 2006
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Stever was the Croc PWNR and will always be remembered.
September 5th, 2006
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The best tribute imo
September 5th, 2006
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nice tribute
September 5th, 2006
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Steve > Chuck.
September 5th, 2006
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Weren't the Chuck Norris "facts" enough?
September 5th, 2006
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Chuck Norris facts are funny, and so are Steve Irwin facts. Promote the man!
September 5th, 2006
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RIP Steve, We will not forget. A Man's man indeed!
September 5th, 2006
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I'd like to see this as a slideshow.
September 5th, 2006
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"Even bacteria" ROFLMAO 5!!
September 5th, 2006
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steve f*cking 4tw.
September 5th, 2006
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RIP Steve, Those are prolly actully all true anyways =) 5d
September 5th, 2006
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What would a comment box be without you, sexymofo?
September 5th, 2006
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Answer: Tolerable.
September 5th, 2006
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i would normally five this. but nothing beats chuck norris.
September 5th, 2006
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roofles!
September 5th, 2006
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I just spent my time reading EVERY comment for this page, and (minus the downvoters and haters) every comment here is true. RIP Steve.
September 5th, 2006
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September 5th, 2006
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f*ck not this Chuck Noris sh*t again let it end.
September 5th, 2006
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Awwwwww hellyeahhh
September 5th, 2006
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thats genius. i like the froze solid one
September 5th, 2006
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Steve Irwin's shorts were made of crushed great white shark teeth, of which he killed fresh each day.
September 5th, 2006
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vGhetto-Ninja I'd like to see this as a slideshow. I would too, but I know roughly jack sh*t about GIF making
September 5th, 2006
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F*CK YES.
September 5th, 2006
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steve irwin was cool. f*cking stingray....
September 5th, 2006
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The only person who can stand up to chuck is good ol' steve!
September 5th, 2006
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I like this. At least some people on here aren't f*ggots who make fun of a really good person who died...
September 5th, 2006
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A ytmnd that does not disrespect Steve Irwin and is funny 5'd my friend
September 5th, 2006
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R.I.P
September 5th, 2006
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I love you.
September 5th, 2006
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....I love you too? *Hangs up phone*
September 5th, 2006
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I love you. Have my babies.
September 5th, 2006
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Sorry to tell you, but it doesn't work that way. In fact, it's the complete opposite. Sorry. (P.S You should get that restraing order right about now.)
September 5th, 2006
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at least he died in one peice
September 5th, 2006
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GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT
September 5th, 2006
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lol Japan. those are great. = )
September 5th, 2006
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i made another, it seemed too much to fit any more, tell me what to change. http://irwinpwnage2.ytmnd.com/
September 5th, 2006
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DUDE! check this out http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20362783-1702,00.html
September 5th, 2006
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While Steve Irwin did fight chuck norris and win, he's never killed an animal. He ate all his food raw, and his immune system consisted of one white blood cell that wrestled bacteria and viruses to the ground before dragging them out of the body.
September 5th, 2006
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win
September 5th, 2006
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splendid!
September 5th, 2006
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I miss him yet you forgot to point out how he freed slaves
September 6th, 2006
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Too he became a fad AFTER his death. RIP Steve
September 6th, 2006
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good, but we dont want steve to become another chuck norris
September 6th, 2006
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Oh wow, they're like the Chuck Norris facts, only these aren't even remotely funny. Don't write any more of these. Chuck Norris facts are stupid enough. Steve Irwin actually did some amazing things with his life. Why don't you post real Steve Irwin facts instead?
September 6th, 2006
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a) Steve Irwin died for a good cause, the exploration and preservation of the unknown and the known of Nature, and b) Chuck Norris got old. Time to get a new hero.
September 6th, 2006
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hooray
September 6th, 2006
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I'm Australian and I hate this.
September 6th, 2006
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lololol zerg rushes are easily countered with Steve
September 6th, 2006
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you lie, he never defeated chuck norris
September 6th, 2006
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Awsome. but now i have to here the preps at school qoute this nonstop
September 6th, 2006
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An excellent tribute. *salutes Steve*
September 6th, 2006
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F*ck Steve Irwin...He puts himself in dangerous situations and it finally caught up with him...why is eveyone suprised?
September 6th, 2006
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steve!!!!
September 6th, 2006
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yawn
September 6th, 2006
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Psst...there were crocs, snakes, stingrays in DKC!
September 6th, 2006
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Ever notice how most downvoters either have no sites or they all royally suck? Yeah.
September 6th, 2006
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So true. Rest in peace, my friend
September 6th, 2006
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superbe
September 6th, 2006
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how dare u ppl do 2 horrible things... 1. vote 1 for a man as great as steve irwin... 2. go off on a great man who died. cudos to making this page, im gonna go wrestle an aligator in memory of irwin!
September 6th, 2006
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5 for Zerg Brood.
September 6th, 2006
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he didnt actually do that stuff, did he?
September 6th, 2006
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yes he did and add somthing abouth him fighting godzilla
September 6th, 2006
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tastefl tribute piece.
September 6th, 2006
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I've already stated my opinon, but it's worth stating again. Steve Irwin rocks.
September 6th, 2006
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And this YTMND is very funny; I've showed it to all of my friends
September 6th, 2006
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R.I.P. Steve. Don't worry, Ray will get the damn stingray, sevenfold.
September 6th, 2006
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Okay, this is awesome and if anyone complains they just need to make light of the situation. There's plenty of tributes. I'm sad too but I'll still giggle if one of these makes me laugh; I'd be more angry with those guys who put penis pictures and fat people all over his Wikipedia article and 4chan. D:
September 6th, 2006
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And like I say to my friends: Steve Irwin is like Batman. Give him time and he'll be prepared for anything. The stingray just cheated. >:(
September 6th, 2006
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Last line made it worthwhile.
September 6th, 2006
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I love this so much
September 6th, 2006
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Hilarious
September 7th, 2006
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lol
September 7th, 2006
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5 stars, but a least try to use a decent font next time lol
September 7th, 2006
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September 7th, 2006
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YTMND's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember...Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
September 7th, 2006
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Chuck is a pussy now.
September 7th, 2006
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He may have been struck down, but he has become more powerful then I could have possibly imagined
September 7th, 2006
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for great justice
September 7th, 2006
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I support this! 5. And I hope to see more of this done
September 7th, 2006
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September 7th, 2006
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Unoriginal, and incorrect. Which of the two, Chuck Norris or Steve Irwin, is alive?
September 7th, 2006
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Norris approached Irwin while wearing croc skin boots, belt and hat. 300 of Norris' bones instantaneously splintered once he came into 20 foot proximity of Steve Irwin.
September 7th, 2006
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Down with chuck, up with steve!
September 7th, 2006
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How did his arms get broken if he was so good?
September 7th, 2006
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Steve Irwin is such a badass he could double team a woman by himself!!! 5'd for Irwin Tribute.
September 7th, 2006
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The first half were funny... The second half of the jokes were REALLY lame... especially the f*ckin zerg brood sh*t? WTF? Starcraft nerds write these jokes? Also... Bacteria isn't an animal. Bacteria is its own kingdom of species. And it's really retarded how you say he could talk to every animal in existence? Wtf? Everyone can do that, how about communicate mutually? Because everyone can talk to an animal, doesn't mean they understand what the hell you are saying, or if it can even hear.
September 7th, 2006
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Yes iZ is right. How did his arms break if he's so great, or if they are made of "steal" as said by retarded ytmnd user Zeldarulah. I usually am an upvoter, but I would five this if you took out the last half of jokes. That english dragon thing was stupid. Wasn't even funny. The only joke on the bottom half I liked was the alternate ending to Anaconda.
September 7th, 2006
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lol downvoters
September 7th, 2006
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yay
September 7th, 2006
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You win sir!!!! The Japan one put this to a +500, while the others combined added another +500. So enjoy the thought that you would have 1000 stars from me if YTMND allowed it.
September 7th, 2006
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I'll five this for Steve but these kind of suck.
September 7th, 2006
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This beats Chuck Norris, k?
September 7th, 2006
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5 for the truth
September 7th, 2006
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These are way funnier than chuck norris facts
September 7th, 2006
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amusing.
September 8th, 2006
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This made my week.
September 8th, 2006
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where'd you get this music? can't find it anywhere?
September 8th, 2006
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pure evil
September 8th, 2006
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YOU ARE NOT SALUTING STEVE IRWIN YOU ARE IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH HIS LIFE AT ALL HE DOES NOT BLAME ANIMALS HE LOVES THEM. YOU ARE NOT A STEVE IRWIN FAN YOU ARE A MASS MEDIA F*GGOT
September 8th, 2006
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It makes me f*cking sad how many dumbass 12 year olds make remarks about how they are now going to kill stingrays because one killed steve. i really feel bad for anyone who thinks they are doing steve a favor.
September 8th, 2006
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This site just sucks
September 8th, 2006
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"at this moment", steve irwin is dead. gg
September 8th, 2006
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Quite win.
September 8th, 2006
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5'd for Starcraft reference
September 8th, 2006
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This has better make it into the top of the YTMND list.
September 8th, 2006
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the yoshi one is great
September 8th, 2006
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%89.
September 8th, 2006
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...also crocs
September 8th, 2006
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Eh, I read this with much excitment only to realize the jokes weren't that funny. Two stars for the two of them I chuckled at.
September 8th, 2006
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BATTLEFIELD 2 MUSIC!!!!!W00T
September 8th, 2006
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5'd only cause of the song
September 8th, 2006
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Real men cry for Steve Irwin.
September 8th, 2006
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Can't we just stick with the true facts that make him awesome?
September 8th, 2006
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Hold on... these are from GameFAQs, no?
September 8th, 2006
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NO! CHUCK CANNOT LOSE!
September 8th, 2006
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No. Chuck Norris fails. You have disgraced Steve. Die.
September 8th, 2006
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O rly.
September 8th, 2006
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chuck norris > all
September 8th, 2006
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Awesome.
September 8th, 2006
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5 for BF2 music, and Chuck Norris is a f*gg0t, and Steve owns the sh*t out of him.
September 8th, 2006
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Boo Steve Irwin, Hurray Big Boss!!!
September 8th, 2006
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Argh! Downvoter avalanche!
September 8th, 2006
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There are only 29843590 sites about this dude. Stop being so f*cking emotional.
September 8th, 2006
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Downvoters...so...many...of them! Must use bombs wisely!
September 8th, 2006
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Wait, you mean there are people who don't know these facts? EGADS!
September 8th, 2006
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this is the only Irwin site worth looking at, the rest suck
September 8th, 2006
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sigh ... let it go
September 8th, 2006
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BRAVADO!
September 9th, 2006
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chuck norris jokes were never funny. changing them to steve irwmin jokes makes them just as suck
September 9th, 2006
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=)
September 9th, 2006
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=)
September 9th, 2006
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Go Steve. Boo chuck norris.
September 9th, 2006
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This brings a smile to my heart and joy to my soul...which is basically the sam thing? Imagine a Steve Irwin facts overtaking chuck Norris? Now that's a monument. Steve Irwin traveled through dimensions to save Moby Dick from captain Ahab.
September 9th, 2006
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Animals dont go Exstint, they just piss off Steve Irwin
September 9th, 2006
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Awesome tribute!
September 9th, 2006
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Steve Irwin>Chuck Norris
September 9th, 2006
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Steve Irwin killed Chuck Norris
September 9th, 2006
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Steve Irwin's goal was to conserve natural wildlife. Chuck Norris just killed bad guys. save the planet that sustains life or kill bad guys. YAY STEVE! (there would be no bad guys if the animals ate them)
September 9th, 2006
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ill agree with sexymofo on this one you fail, please try again ^_^
September 9th, 2006
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Oh no, I've been downvoted by a retard imitator. Whatever shall I do?
September 9th, 2006
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He's not a man's man! He's a man's man's man's man's man's... (infinity) man. Change '%89' to '89%' for extra winnage.
September 9th, 2006
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The music makes it epic, and I never heard that in BF2.
September 9th, 2006
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Failure
September 9th, 2006
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Steve Irwin Tribute + Battlefield Music FTW! Greatest croc wrestler and greatest game's music.
September 9th, 2006
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I'm on ur site. Giving u starz.
September 9th, 2006
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*salutes* may he rest in peace
September 9th, 2006
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It's all true, we will all miss you Steve Irwin!! =*(
September 9th, 2006
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Party on.
September 9th, 2006
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R.I.P. Steve... those are quite funny, maybe some day he will rise to the level of Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, or at least Mr. T.
September 9th, 2006
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Australia has forever lost a hero, but gained a legend. LIVE ON STEVE. We shall never forget.
September 9th, 2006
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Irwin facts? No.
September 9th, 2006
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Those weren't even funny. 2 for Steve Irwin though, but honestly... I know you made that crap up cause it sounded n00bish.
September 9th, 2006
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find Chuck Norris, replace Steve Irwin = sh*tty ytmnd.
September 9th, 2006
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This one is for Steve, a man who earned his attention.
September 9th, 2006
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awsome chuch norris is f*cking old
September 9th, 2006
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A man's man indeed
September 10th, 2006
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Im memoriam.
September 10th, 2006
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nice R.I.P. STEVE IRWIN
September 10th, 2006
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Yes. way to go awesome.
September 10th, 2006
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sweet.
September 10th, 2006
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Steve Irwin > Chuck norris.
September 10th, 2006
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5 for steves sake
September 10th, 2006
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Ilove you .
September 10th, 2006
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WIN!
September 10th, 2006
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steve irwin is NOT EVEN CLOSE OR WORTHY TO MAKE CHUCK NORRIS LIKE JOKES ABOUT!!!!!! VIVA LA CHUCK NORRIS!
September 10th, 2006
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VIVA LA CHUCK NORRISSSSSSSSS NORRIS VS IRWIN FACTS WAR COMMENCE!!!!!!
September 10th, 2006
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Just because hes dead now does'nt mean he could beat Chuck Norris!
September 10th, 2006
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RIP
September 10th, 2006
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hes the new chuck norris! steve>chuck norris, chuck norris is afraid of steve!
September 10th, 2006
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There is no theory of evolution, just animals Steve allows to live.
September 10th, 2006
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This site is beautiful. Steve Irwin was crazy but amazing. This is well worth it.
September 10th, 2006
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salute!
September 10th, 2006
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^HAHA! Please incorporate 'fatguyinalittlecoat's Irwin Fact. Hilarious.
September 10th, 2006
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yay
September 10th, 2006
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awesome
September 10th, 2006
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my favorite Steve Irwin tribute.
September 10th, 2006
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.uoy fo revelc woH !ynnuf yrev si tahT !ah ah aH
September 10th, 2006
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5
September 10th, 2006
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steve norris mcdiesel
September 10th, 2006
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Stupid, make up your own fad, not steal chuck norris/vin diesel jokes.
September 10th, 2006
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I did NOT steal these. I made them all up myself. Any resemblence they have to Chuck Norris/Vin/Mr. T facts is entirely coincidental.
September 10th, 2006
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"They were %89" also Steve Irwin sucks.
September 10th, 2006
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5'd for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and Starcraft.
September 11th, 2006
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awesome! i love the zerg thing, and everything else. i jst realized that steve irwin really COULD take chuck norris. 5'd
September 11th, 2006
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5'd, although I do seriously disagree with the parts where he's hurting/killing the animals, because that is exactly what he never would do in a million years, would never want us to say he did, even in jest.
September 12th, 2006
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YES! Chuck Norris sucks! Steve Irwin pwns!
September 12th, 2006
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To be fair, all the animals he's ever harmed were evil cyborgs sent by Satan himself.
September 12th, 2006
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Bacteria is not an animal. retard.
September 12th, 2006
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I know that. I tried re-phrasing it, but it just sounded sh*ttier. Most people think it's funny, so ja.
September 13th, 2006
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5 for awesomeness. Someone should do more facts.
September 13th, 2006
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And bacteria is one of the 5 animal kingdoms. FYI.
September 13th, 2006
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Was kind of hovering between 4 and five, but the last one decided it for me. XD
September 13th, 2006
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Everyone seems to like the last one the most. :P
September 16th, 2006
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Heh, sorry about the creepiness, my sister found my password. o.o It is now changed. But anyway. Still a great site.
September 16th, 2006
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owned!
September 17th, 2006
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This ytmnd's well on it's way to 100,000 views. w00t@
September 17th, 2006
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I'm sensing a Chuck Norris site.
September 17th, 2006
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^___________________________^
September 17th, 2006
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thanks
September 20th, 2006
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Wow. Steve Irwin should DEFINETLY be the new Chuck Norris. He's deserved it. And the stingray thing? Cover up by the chinease government. They don't want people to know that HE'S the reason why theres no dragons.
September 20th, 2006
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on the other hand steve irwin loved animals and mostly wrestled crockdiles to protect them.
September 20th, 2006
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True, true
September 20th, 2006
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September 20th, 2006
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wow, someone besides chuck
September 20th, 2006
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I was disappointed at lack of Orgazmo music. "Now you're a man! A man! man! man!"
September 20th, 2006
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piss poor attempts at "chuck norris" jokes. steve irwin sucked, and will continue to suck thanks to you.
September 20th, 2006
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I can't turn off the BF2 music. It's been going for 10 minutes because i
September 20th, 2006
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sorry you arn't gonna turn him into chuck norris. if he is so tough why did he die by a stingray
September 20th, 2006
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^ He didn't. He self-destructed while fighting Mega-Godzilla
September 20th, 2006
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chuck norris is still cooler but ill 5 since you made me lol
September 20th, 2006
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/salute
September 20th, 2006
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You're an idiot.
September 20th, 2006
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Awesome.
September 20th, 2006
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Durrrr 2+5=Cat
September 20th, 2006
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he couldn't beat chuck norris even if chuck had a stingray barb in his heart
September 20th, 2006
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^ Which one out of the two would actually go out and tackle a crocodile?
September 20th, 2006
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Dude, you are a f*g. You are all f*gs.
September 20th, 2006
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Chuck Norris will always be God, and THE Man. But anyway, good jokes if you made them.
September 20th, 2006
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Steve Irwin can never be Chuck Norris, but 5'd for great justice.
September 20th, 2006
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Steve Irwin > Chuck Norris
September 20th, 2006
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hahaha
September 20th, 2006
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Excellent music choice - from loading music for Armored Fury BF2 I believe. Fits the YTMND well. Fived.
September 20th, 2006
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"...The fight raged on for a century; many lives were claimed, but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw their better:" The ghost of Steve Irwin in a khaki sweater! Yes, even his ghost is more powerful than them all.
September 21st, 2006
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Yay 300 favs
September 21st, 2006
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zOMG! Steve Irwin can and will kick Chuck Norris' ass. Plus, he was halfway to discovering the cure for cancer. It's really dead stingray stings. hahahahaha.not.
September 23rd, 2006
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Dumb. Dumber than Chuck Norris.
September 23rd, 2006
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Well, even though I liked the "His spirit lives on..." site alittle better, 5'd for the origniality.
September 26th, 2006
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Irwin gives Norris a run for his money!
October 3rd, 2006
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Chuck only gets a reward like this ytmnd if he gets killed by something biggger, stronger, and faster than a stingray. Like a democrat.
October 20th, 2006
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Millions of years ago, Steve Irwin and Chuck Norris once got into a fight, but after five minutes of nonstop combat they decided to stop because their fighting had caused all the dinosaurs to become extinct :) It was the real reason why the dinosaurs were wiped out.
October 22nd, 2006
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We now have a new titan to add to the list, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Steve Irwin
October 28th, 2006
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oh that owns so good
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