God did what!
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Jason: Actually, God didn't necessary kill "bad people" so much as he just killed people when he felt like they didn't obey him right. He had a divine hissy fit more than once in the old testament. One particular case an entire city was plagued because the leader used incorrect voting methods or something.
"Jason: Actually, God didn't necessary kill "bad people" so much as he just
killed people when he felt like they didn't obey him right. He had a
divine hissy fit more than once in the old testament. One particular case
an entire city was plagued because the leader used incorrect voting methods
or something."
Truer words have rarely been spoken.
I like what Lewis Black said about how maybe the birth of his son calmed him down or something xD
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.
-- Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)
Nice concept, but putting nedm and irwin in the keywords = phail. Also, to user "poser", very relevant Paine quote to go with the ytmnd. Of course, that number is masked by Israelites justifying their war with "Yahweh told us to." If that's how you wanna interpret it anyway. I'm a Christian, but w/e.
"lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin,
including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of
several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars."
Does that mean that satan is the driving force behind God seeing as how God killed 2 million people in the bible, or is it that all your words and the bible are as meaningful as a pile of dog sh*t?
"You're right Canadian, religion is pure evil. Without it I'd be able to
kill you without feeling bad and rape your female relatives to spread my
seed throughout the world. Fortunately for you I have morals." Thats fine and great, but are you not capable of coming up with these morals without a "Big Brother" to watch you execute them? When will you f*cking bible thumpers realize THERE IS GOOD WITHOUT RELIGION. Morals doesnt= religion f*cktards
"Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars."
You're the one who believes what some people and a book tell you blindly.
Religion causes more bad than good. As for Morals Do not Equal religion. So true. Does the "Priests Molesting Altar Boys" scandal ring a bell?
BTW, I'd think Satan would be employed by God since he doesn't feel like being near fire all the time. So he hired Satan. If God was almighty why doesn't he just send Satan to some made up alternate universe?
"this reminds me of a guy that god royally screwed by killing his entire
family and crippling him and a hell-of-a-lot worse crap just to prove that
he would stay faithful in the end...which doesnt justify him killing the
entire family and ruining the guys life"
God's standards are too high. Oops, I released natural body gas! *SMITE'D!*
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