Jesus > Xbox 360
Created on: August 31st, 2006
Jesus > Xbox 360
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Downvoted cuz Jesus does not exist,it is just an image given to those who have hope of a better life after this 1.The truth is when you die you know what happens?You rot in the ground as your "Spirit" roams the earth.Religions are just scamms to get money like Scientology.Live your life without thinking there is a better life then now.When you go to "Heaven" can you drive?HELL NO!If you could there would be Sunday drivers everywhere!Dont spell check me either,you get the point.
The Xbox 360 is cooler than Jesus... it can fly and it can burn nillions of people (although not in hell) The xbox 360 probably could survive with spikes in it... the xbox 360 will help help me masturbate and tell me too constantly... it does offer me eternel life...with cheats ^_^
And the Xbox 360 wont just lead the army during armaggedon, it will STOP ARMAGEDDON!!!
1) Some of Jesus’ miracles were overrated. ;)
2) Can JESUS fly?
3) Most definitely. Overheating issues.
4) Jesus gave birth?
5) As long as you don’t hit the processor.
6) It evaporates the water.
7) No but have you seen next-gen graphics?!?
8) I think Bill Gates watching me fap is creepier than Jesus watching me.
9) Beats 72 virgins!
10) Sounds like a great new concept!
lol, child abduction!
You See... I F**KIN HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT! IF AMERICA IS A LAND OF FREEDOM, WHY DO THEY F**KIN SAY THIS BULLSHI*! THIS MAN IS SAYING THAT IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE IN, THEY KILL YOU. WHAT BULLSH*T! THIS IS FUKIN BULLSH*T! FUK RACISM! THAT MAN SHOULD GO GET *SS RAPED BY A MULE AND THEN FUKIN SHOOTHIMSELF IN THE GOD DAMN HEAD! WHAT A DUCHE! THE WAY HE DESCRIBED JESUS, THE XBOX360 WINS BY A LANDSLIDE, HELL, EVEN THE PS3 WINS! ANYONE CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MUSLIMS,BUT NOT NE1 ELSE
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