Bono fails at counting
Created on: April 25th, 2005
Bono fails at counting
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Adverb
April 25th, 2005
3:24:04 PM CDT
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What do you expect from such a stupid commercial?
OptiPrime
April 25th, 2005
3:27:34 PM CDT
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These are the actual lyrics of the U2 song (Vertigo). The gif is the only thing jacked from the iPod commercial.
Adverb
April 26th, 2005
11:13:54 PM CDT
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I DON'T CARE! IT STILL SUCKS! AGHHH
DavieD008
April 28th, 2005
11:02:12 AM CDT
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ahaha just noticed that.
doctorsarcasm
May 1st, 2005
10:43:56 AM CDT
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This has been driving me nuts ever since I first heard the damn song.
DaveKap
May 1st, 2005
2:45:40 PM CDT
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i knew this since i first heard the song and i've called U2 stupid ever since because of it
OrochimaruKuKu
May 1st, 2005
2:49:04 PM CDT
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rofl
deevo
May 1st, 2005
3:42:08 PM CDT
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The guy who produced U2s first three albums produced How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. Which is their 14th album. Hence 1, 2, 3, 14. I've added you to my Official List of People Who Think They're Smarter than Bono.
inkdrinker
May 1st, 2005
3:43:04 PM CDT
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I was wondering when someone was going to make this.
Kupoppo
May 1st, 2005
3:46:42 PM CDT
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Adverb, devo... sorry... Even if they have a reason, they're still singing "one two three fourteen". That makes this concept fair game, even if they meant to do it.
OakDotOak
May 1st, 2005
4:39:05 PM CDT
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lmao
rudyangulo
May 1st, 2005
4:44:40 PM CDT
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That always buged me when I heard that song. 5/5 so the gringo's will learn a lesson.
Burrito
May 1st, 2005
4:48:53 PM CDT
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thats awesome k ^_^ you 2 sucks :(
rykar174
May 1st, 2005
5:00:53 PM CDT
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5 on concept. 5 on editing. 5 on using media from another ytmnd and not making something dumb. Overall, 5/5!!! http://iytmnd.ytmnd.com
BigOlSmacktard
May 1st, 2005
5:01:26 PM CDT
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Bono sucks and iPods suck / 5
blizzard
May 1st, 2005
5:02:44 PM CDT
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Yeah okay deevo. SINGING ABBOUUTT MY PRODUCCERRRSS. GIVVEEN MMEE MORE MONNNAAHH!! I CAAN FEEEL BLAAH BLLAAH BLLLAAAH
blizzard
May 1st, 2005
5:02:53 PM CDT
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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Owlman
May 2nd, 2005
1:44:55 AM CDT
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XD
Salmonax
May 2nd, 2005
2:51:59 AM CDT
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It's their 14th album. That's the whole point.
OptiPrime
May 2nd, 2005
4:07:56 AM CDT
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Why are people defending a pompous *sshole who thinks he can defy the laws of counting. Me > conspiracy theories.
MasterSpider
May 2nd, 2005
4:13:01 AM CDT
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U2 sucks, 5/5
inkdrinker
May 2nd, 2005
1:23:29 PM CDT
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Much as I love this, I second BuzdaHatesYou. Add a record scratch between the song and "Fails at life."
FrankButcher
May 2nd, 2005
8:02:37 PM CDT
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UNO! DOS! TRES! CATORCE! *scrtch!* Bum bum bumbum.... Waaaaaaaaah
Kifeind
May 2nd, 2005
8:19:28 PM CDT
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Sooo good... XD
vagjuice
May 2nd, 2005
8:49:13 PM CDT
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Good job stealing from Maddox, you giant back of dicks.
LocoCaesarIV
May 2nd, 2005
10:23:39 PM CDT
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Nothing about Bono failing at countring in spanish. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst
Kupoppo
May 2nd, 2005
11:44:18 PM CDT
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I went and made a wav of the suggestions for ya if you'd like to use it.. I'll leave it up til you post on it that you've seen it. Feel free to take or leave, just offering :) http://bonofailsloveslave.ytmnd.com/
DarthKirby001
May 3rd, 2005
1:31:54 AM CDT
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5*, because I thought the same thing when I heard that commercial :P
Kupoppo
May 3rd, 2005
2:37:12 AM CDT
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Just updated http://bonofailsloveslave.ytmnd.com/ so that the sound -should- resync with the gif after the gif plays 4 times
herman
May 3rd, 2005
8:20:00 AM CDT
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I hate that f*ckin guy so hard.
OptiPrime
May 3rd, 2005
1:07:29 PM CDT
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Updated: Big ups to Kupoppo for the sound clip \o/.
Kifeind
May 3rd, 2005
1:47:30 PM CDT
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REmove the buzzer, after the abrupt stop.
doctorsarcasm
May 4th, 2005
4:42:59 PM CDT
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Okay, deevo, so that elevates it from miscounting to a stupid pointless inside joke, right?
Adverb
May 5th, 2005
3:30:59 AM CDT
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When I said "It still sucks" I meant the song...why would I give you a five if I didn't like the site?
AgentSmith
May 9th, 2005
5:35:51 AM CDT
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Heh, I never understood it either.
TheSturge
May 9th, 2005
6:50:09 PM CDT
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Five for the added record scratch and buzzer! XD
jammno
May 10th, 2005
4:53:03 AM CDT
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Why is this funny? 5/5 for the addition by Kuppopo.
TheSturge
May 10th, 2005
2:14:47 PM CDT
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Because Bono really DOES fail at counting.
dizzybum
May 11th, 2005
1:51:37 AM CDT
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Haha. Even though I now understand why he says 14, it's still funny as hell. And I don't have a hair up my *ss about it, apparently.
PsychoCola
May 11th, 2005
10:15:40 PM CDT
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Hey, perfect synchronization. Don't see that a lot. Nice job.
Philkensebben
May 12th, 2005
6:30:18 AM CDT
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Awesome, bono has always been a douche
Splitter
May 12th, 2005
9:06:22 PM CDT
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This YTMND angers bono. But I don't care.
TuckerGerak
May 13th, 2005
6:04:13 PM CDT
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OMG LOOK I'M TOTALLY THE FIRST PERSON TO SEE THIS SO I'LL MAKE A YTMND AND EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M SMART ^_^_^_^__^ *sarcasm*
zrj
May 14th, 2005
5:47:42 AM CDT
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best ytmnd ever. sideways8 / 5
RocketSurgeon
May 15th, 2005
3:30:14 AM CDT
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he also says Unos rather than uno which is an indefinite article :O
Sublimecow
May 16th, 2005
1:44:59 AM CDT
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He says unos, not uno. Unos != 1
drgrant
May 17th, 2005
12:23:39 AM CDT
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This is great. Yeah, so what if bono meant to do it that way. The record scratch, buzzer, and tpirhorns.... makes for a winning combo.
ThaShark316
May 18th, 2005
8:43:26 AM CDT
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LMAO!!! 5/5
kwsn
May 19th, 2005
12:08:40 AM CDT
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it's actually "unos" dos tres catorce.... which translates to "some, two, three, fourteen"
zelos
May 20th, 2005
7:26:44 AM CDT
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1/5. Idiots who just jump on U2 bashing should do some research first.
FrankenBerry
May 20th, 2005
8:03:01 AM CDT
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That was pretty funny sound mix. And you got Deevown3d.
ultratoast
May 21st, 2005
4:04:01 PM CDT
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LOL YOU LOSE AT THE PRICE IS 14
Tranceplant
May 25th, 2005
6:44:24 PM CDT
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Like zelos said... you're stupid to think Bono doesn't know his spanish. Bono > all of you. And don't bash U2, idiots.
OmniSoundwave
May 26th, 2005
12:07:27 AM CDT
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"it's actually "unos" dos tres catorce.... which translates to "some, two, three, fourteen"" I knew it!U2 Fails at life!And counting.
ambient-calm
May 27th, 2005
4:13:08 AM CDT
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I like U2, but LOL
oniunit
May 27th, 2005
11:33:53 PM CDT
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bono has been PWNED once again
Necro99
May 29th, 2005
5:18:17 PM CDT
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LOL owned.
Bob12345
May 31st, 2005
2:49:40 AM CDT
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Great, I hate that A hole!!
HellishFiend
June 5th, 2005
1:36:11 PM CDT
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a well done site, 5!
Gagivan
June 21st, 2005
7:50:10 AM CDT
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i give this a 14/5
Gary-Glitter
June 27th, 2005
3:12:52 AM CDT
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Yes, Bono is quite the tard.
Falcone
June 29th, 2005
4:12:27 PM CDT
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about time somebody made a ytmnd about that...
schmelding
July 1st, 2005
1:05:06 PM CDT
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Bono is an idiot. Reason enough to give this 5 stars. But still, this is funny stuff.
GooperBlooper
July 1st, 2005
1:18:15 PM CDT
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XD
RandomDragoonKain
July 4th, 2005
12:36:36 AM CDT
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Bono might phail at counting, but you win. I don't care if it's their fourteenth album. It just sounds dumb either way. o_O
luigi
July 8th, 2005
9:59:19 PM CDT
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4 for a perfect loop.
darkmac
July 21st, 2005
5:23:05 PM CDT
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It's French. Onze Douze Treize Quatorze, or Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen.
OptiPrime
July 21st, 2005
7:22:41 PM CDT
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Yeah, it's french, he just says it with a spanish accent... why? *plays failure song*
axlbonbach
July 29th, 2005
12:54:58 PM CDT
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nice. 5/5
Argama
August 2nd, 2005
3:51:01 AM CDT
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darkmac is correct; He just said 11, 12, 13, 14 in French. I like what you did with the audio, but the joke is completely ruinded because of this fact.
OptiPrime
August 2nd, 2005
12:46:40 PM CDT
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14 in French doesn't have an accented 'E' at the end. In Spanish it does. Thanks for coming out.
OptiPrime
August 2nd, 2005
1:00:47 PM CDT
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I actually went and found the official lyrics. Just for you frenchies. http://www.u2.com/music/lyrics.php?song=447&album=69
peanuthead
August 3rd, 2005
12:41:21 AM CDT
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hahaha
InfallibleRoxi
September 19th, 2005
4:28:00 PM CDT
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I always wondered what the f*ck was up with that. Bono's probably retarded.
irish-egyptian
September 27th, 2005
2:44:56 AM CDT
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Thank you for making this.
fhantum
January 10th, 2006
11:15:03 PM CST
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im up voting your sites cause im not a crybaby
Upkateer2LT
April 28th, 2006
12:27:55 PM CDT
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U2 sucks lolololol
Levesque
August 25th, 2006
8:24:03 PM CDT
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Its their 14'th album. Jeez. What's wrong with a silly little joke?
RetardInside
November 29th, 2006
3:51:33 PM CST
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gotta love it
DwainH
May 31st, 2007
1:43:21 AM CDT
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I fail to believe you actually think they recorded this not knowing it was in fact 14. It's called having a little fun. A song could count in "1, 2, 3, 42!" and what different would it make?