Soviet Toilet
Created on: August 25th, 2006
Soviet Toilet
juliovega914 
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The toilet/bidet isn't actually russian, its japanese, but the joke doesnt really work "in facist japan". Info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
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kotrunks
August 25th, 2006
3:09:21 PM CDT
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True.
kOnTrAbAnDiX
August 25th, 2006
3:09:54 PM CDT
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Must be for horny women.
gamerctm
August 25th, 2006
3:10:59 PM CDT
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In Soviet Russia... toilet pisses on you!
midnightkeyz
August 25th, 2006
3:13:29 PM CDT
(0)
Hmm.
Niloc14
August 25th, 2006
3:15:33 PM CDT
(0)
I hate it when it does that.
Toilet
August 25th, 2006
3:17:48 PM CDT
(0)
sweet
ciscokidd12
August 25th, 2006
3:18:43 PM CDT
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Japanese toilets FTW
cyclonus
August 25th, 2006
3:19:32 PM CDT
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lawl very clever
chazoa
August 25th, 2006
3:19:51 PM CDT
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that is f*cking hillarious.
renegade64
August 25th, 2006
3:22:04 PM CDT
(0)
audio
GIVEMEREPLAY
August 25th, 2006
3:24:49 PM CDT
(-1)
Stupid as all hell. Poorly done. It is a bidet. I still laughed. 4.
Adino
August 25th, 2006
3:25:27 PM CDT
(0)
Actually that is designed to clean you anus after taking a sh*t. No lie.
juliovega914
August 25th, 2006
3:32:29 PM CDT
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I know, they have a whole article about it in wikipedia... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
kOnTrAbAnDiX
August 25th, 2006
3:33:06 PM CDT
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An auto-enema toilet..................creepy.
CitrusFreak12
August 25th, 2006
3:37:49 PM CDT
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Would have been funnier without the explanation of the joke...
cooke
August 25th, 2006
3:41:37 PM CDT
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I think it would be better with only the music and no voice
juliovega914
August 25th, 2006
3:42:31 PM CDT
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Jazzz, we are both correct. It is both a toilet and a bidet (amongst other things). Its from japan, i wouldnt be suprised if it also brushes your hair and administers mouthwash.
BTVagrant
August 25th, 2006
4:00:11 PM CDT
(0)
lol, dirty arse cleaner
NotrsNik
August 25th, 2006
4:01:50 PM CDT
(1)
HAHAHAHA!!!! awesome!
Suki21
August 25th, 2006
4:02:03 PM CDT
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I love your crappy addition to the song, it makes it a 5/5
onehitwonder
August 25th, 2006
4:03:40 PM CDT
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lol, bidet
noweezernoworld
August 25th, 2006
4:03:44 PM CDT
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5 for not typing "in soviet russia..." and just letting people figure it out.
galaxhood
August 25th, 2006
4:05:17 PM CDT
(-1)
1 for your voice.
TheGmaster
August 25th, 2006
4:10:16 PM CDT
(0)
That made me laugh, OUT LOUD!
Atomsk88
August 25th, 2006
4:12:38 PM CDT
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Damn the Japanese and their urge to have sexual pleasure with every household item!!
TheMadMonkey
August 25th, 2006
4:17:52 PM CDT
(1)
praise the Japanese and their urge to have sexual pleasure with every household item!!
NotAnotherGrunt
August 25th, 2006
4:19:12 PM CDT
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i know a few woman who would love that thing
zomglolwtfzor
August 25th, 2006
4:25:09 PM CDT
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T, ITS A DINOSAUR...JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE F*CK! OH MY F*CKING GOD, F*CKING DINOSAURS, HOLY SH*T...WHAT THE F*CK!
tikkshamur
August 25th, 2006
4:31:45 PM CDT
(0)
Sound editing so bad, it's good.
whetstone
August 25th, 2006
4:38:29 PM CDT
(0)
lolpee
Anirowned
August 25th, 2006
4:39:54 PM CDT
(0)
NEDM
Humphro
August 25th, 2006
4:49:57 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd.
cmurdock
August 25th, 2006
4:51:09 PM CDT
(1)
In soviet russia, YTMND's comment about you.
juliovega914
August 25th, 2006
4:58:37 PM CDT
(0)
cmurdock, nice comment =P
NuVanDibe
August 25th, 2006
5:13:53 PM CDT
(0)
toilet flushes you
onreload
August 25th, 2006
5:15:03 PM CDT
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I had a Japanese friend whose family had one of those. It had a remote - we activated it and it sprayed us, was terrifying.
Dieselboy
August 25th, 2006
5:36:25 PM CDT
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laugh
cyclopsgoatfetus
August 25th, 2006
5:46:51 PM CDT
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actually these tolets originated in france...
fantum
August 25th, 2006
5:49:44 PM CDT
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Eh, you should just leave the entire "in soviet russia" part
zkilla
August 25th, 2006
6:08:31 PM CDT
(0)
I am fairly sure that I rofl'd. Five
Qoht
August 25th, 2006
6:36:22 PM CDT
(-1)
That's a bidet! G'damn uncultured morons.
Qoht
August 25th, 2006
6:41:34 PM CDT
(-1)
It was meant to clean the exterior of the genitals and your butthole. I am all for silly crap, but to make a joke out of something you find "weird" or perverse mostly because it isn't common exist outside of your country parades your ignorance. For those who nothing of these still, Educate yourselves you slacked jawed yokels. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Qoht
August 25th, 2006
6:42:23 PM CDT
(-1)
Screwed up the comment, ah well.
JDavis
August 25th, 2006
6:43:38 PM CDT
(0)
5 to counteract downvoting of people who can't realize that it is BOTH a toilet AND a bidet. Also for funny.
polopili
August 25th, 2006
6:47:40 PM CDT
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lol @ Qoht thinking he's a genius... WE KNOW IT'S A BIDET! IT WAS A JOKE! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? check on wikipedia again you dumbass!
hormiga
August 25th, 2006
6:50:34 PM CDT
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EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL
AhMotherland
August 25th, 2006
6:53:02 PM CDT
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When I was in Japan i used one of those Bidet toilets. Never again...
Qoht
August 25th, 2006
6:54:02 PM CDT
(-1)
I know it's a toilet and a bidet. In that picture it is functioning as a bidet. If you knew it was a bidet than why are you sh*tting your underoos? I was insulting those who were thinking "Har har the toilet squirts!"
Joe89
August 25th, 2006
6:55:11 PM CDT
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I laughed. really
Refractor
August 25th, 2006
7:15:22 PM CDT
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haha
STaRScREAMMM
August 25th, 2006
7:22:41 PM CDT
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no
STaRScREAMMM
August 25th, 2006
7:24:29 PM CDT
(0)
its not peeing
xXWaspXx
August 25th, 2006
7:39:20 PM CDT
(0)
Many Asian/European countries employ the use of bidets in homes.
Bovinity
August 25th, 2006
8:01:19 PM CDT
(0)
Well done sir.
vinwiesel
August 25th, 2006
8:02:22 PM CDT
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In soviet Russia, Toilet Pees In YOU!!
AngelOfCynicism
August 25th, 2006
8:27:36 PM CDT
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kOnTrAbAnD's comment makes me want to die young. this is funny though.
AngelOfCynicism
August 25th, 2006
8:28:43 PM CDT
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in fact, all of the *ssh*l*es who one'd this saying IT'S A BIDET make me want to die young. 3 --> 5
warholthewizard
August 25th, 2006
8:39:57 PM CDT
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Lawl...but that's not how the Russia jokes work...
warholthewizard
August 25th, 2006
8:41:11 PM CDT
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You see, most jokes about Soviet Russia made by Yakov Smirnoff were related to the invasion of peoples privacy, due to the acts of the local communist government. But i guess you already know that...
NESer
August 25th, 2006
8:58:41 PM CDT
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sdfgsdfgsdfgshggfewr
Stonen
August 25th, 2006
9:17:45 PM CDT
(1)
LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Qoht
August 25th, 2006
9:29:15 PM CDT
(-1)
Exactly, warholtz. Don't call them on their shortcomigs because they will explode rather than accept they are culturally ignorant. "Lol! Teh toilet is making pee! So funnies!"
wordyeahman
August 25th, 2006
9:33:21 PM CDT
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I was just about to one that for it being a japanese toilet until the "in soviet russia, toilet pees on you!" part. reward yourself with some delicious pudding.
juliovega914
August 25th, 2006
9:48:15 PM CDT
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TY! wordyeahman =D.
juliovega914
August 25th, 2006
9:50:12 PM CDT
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Qoht, Cultural ignorance aside, you have to admit this is a funny looking contraption. It really looks like the toilet is pissing back at you. Chill out and dont take it so seriously! This is YTMND!
theguyoverthere
August 25th, 2006
10:25:19 PM CDT
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Hah.. hah.. one?
KaiserCSS
August 25th, 2006
10:49:31 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha, nice addition!
kryptoknightmare
August 25th, 2006
11:10:49 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because you didn't even need to say it.
thrill316
August 25th, 2006
11:11:40 PM CDT
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OMG, secret Communist bidet! :-)
thrill316
August 25th, 2006
11:12:23 PM CDT
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OMG, I can't click on stars correctly.
Johnny156
August 25th, 2006
11:23:37 PM CDT
(0)
3'd for a JAPANESE toilet.
J-Triumf
August 25th, 2006
11:37:04 PM CDT
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In Soviet Russia, the jealous downvoters would actually have a sense of humor to enjoy this.
Evadrol
August 26th, 2006
2:46:04 PM CDT
(1)
It surprises me that the downvoters think you're some kind of dumbass, even though you mentioned in your description it's a bidet and in Japan. Anyways, this is one of the best YTMNDs I've ever seen, the sound is awesome.
Kcaafsf
August 26th, 2006
11:44:04 PM CDT
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lololololololololololololololololololololol urinating toilet
babylonian
August 27th, 2006
11:28:43 AM CDT
(0)
Clever.
soaperguy29
August 27th, 2006
6:05:54 PM CDT
(0)
ppl (ie:downvoters) can be pretty retarded sometimes -_- but this is a good ytmnd, worth every star
Qoht
August 27th, 2006
7:28:25 PM CDT
(-1)
I honestly don't find it that funny.
cyclopsgoatfetus
August 27th, 2006
10:56:52 PM CDT
(0)
ya know whats funny...so many people are like OMFG japanese toilet. Read the wiki...it was first seen in FRANCE!
cyclopsgoatfetus
August 27th, 2006
10:59:21 PM CDT
(0)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet bidet=french toilet used by whores...