It's Me, Salad Frog!!
Created on: August 23rd, 2006
My Mitch Hedberg CD seems to have disappeared. If I happen to find it and enough people care I will update the audio with the frog joke. Otherwise the music is there for your entertainment or maybe you feel sad for the frog?
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;_; my MP3 edit program is not doing so well with this. It appears the size of the audio is too large which means I need to segment the audio into tracks before I can directly edit the sections I want out. Sorry guys, the Mitch thing will have to wait until tomorrow when I have more time. Unless someone else has the software and Mitch Hedberg's comedy CD and can do it for me?
Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought "Man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog..." You never say 'here comes that frog' in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he'll settle near me, and I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to.
Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs
dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with
the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means,
warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer
as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us,
do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
Act III, scene I
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