Jesus Predicts Betrayal
Created on: August 16th, 2006
Jesus Predicts Betrayal
Tolkoto 
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Jesus predicts that he will be betrayed at the last supper. I'm looking at you, Judas!
The Last Supper, other paintings
Star Trek: First Contact, Disney World

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Vegus
August 16th, 2006
9:31:22 PM CDT
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Excellent Comrade Tolkoto, the Party is pleased.
KDarkwater
August 16th, 2006
9:31:30 PM CDT
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BFF
Than
August 16th, 2006
9:34:44 PM CDT
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lol at end made it
Refractor
August 16th, 2006
9:35:36 PM CDT
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OMG thats terrible and yet so awesome! FYI however, some think Jesus chose Judas to turn him in....
xycos
August 16th, 2006
9:35:42 PM CDT
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aaaah! the sound is so annoying! and the joke totally isn't worth it.
SovietGunslinger
August 16th, 2006
9:38:20 PM CDT
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You sir, have made me lol
T3h-3ric
August 16th, 2006
9:39:14 PM CDT
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This made me "lol"
Mephistopheles
August 16th, 2006
9:40:20 PM CDT
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Judas was actually Jesus's best friend. He was only doing what Jesus asked him to do. Poor guy gets raped in all the books now though. Read The Gosple of Judas.
blackman
August 16th, 2006
9:41:01 PM CDT
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HEY-SUESS
Than
August 16th, 2006
9:44:16 PM CDT
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on second thought, faving this is great
tibber
August 16th, 2006
9:46:58 PM CDT
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4 for judas' lol.
gamekid
August 16th, 2006
9:48:13 PM CDT
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...
lumaga
August 16th, 2006
9:48:57 PM CDT
(0)
lol
christian-nightmare
August 16th, 2006
9:51:13 PM CDT
(0)
1 for bullsh*t
Tolkoto
August 16th, 2006
9:52:20 PM CDT
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I guess you caught me. They didn't really say that.
EmoKiller
August 16th, 2006
10:04:25 PM CDT
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lol, i actually went on that funny ride at Disney World
roq
August 16th, 2006
10:07:11 PM CDT
(0)
haha
galaxhood
August 16th, 2006
10:07:17 PM CDT
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lol
MrWeenabago
August 16th, 2006
10:09:04 PM CDT
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol that was funny.
Lurker212
August 16th, 2006
10:10:02 PM CDT
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Very Funny........................................................lol
Stormy-Waters
August 16th, 2006
10:10:04 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
Trebar
August 16th, 2006
10:10:21 PM CDT
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Lots of buildup...meh punchline.
AntwanDavis
August 16th, 2006
10:14:57 PM CDT
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puchline was pretty wack (mid-voted)
Grayfox354
August 16th, 2006
10:16:48 PM CDT
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Kind of sad in a way but still funny. 5'd
nemankh
August 16th, 2006
10:20:34 PM CDT
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BFF
whiteman
August 16th, 2006
10:23:01 PM CDT
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win
Kaination
August 16th, 2006
10:23:13 PM CDT
(0)
You win.
PAULLAWL
August 16th, 2006
10:28:31 PM CDT
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Needs more of Jesus Raving, but still lolsome.
blackman
August 16th, 2006
10:29:14 PM CDT
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Frogbert
August 16th, 2006
10:42:20 PM CDT
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5 for Star Trek First Contact music (best Star Trek movie ever).
DeathCoil
August 16th, 2006
10:49:06 PM CDT
(0)
The roflcopter has landed
Sid22
August 16th, 2006
11:02:27 PM CDT
(0)
I BETRAY YOU WITH ONE STAR
mrupvoter
August 16th, 2006
11:03:43 PM CDT
(0)
You have been upvoted by Mr. Upvoter!™ mrupvoter.ytmnd.com
meebio
August 16th, 2006
11:03:48 PM CDT
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i'm creeped out. loved it.
Tolkoto
August 16th, 2006
11:16:46 PM CDT
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I'm afraid I can't source you, since you've only ever made one crappy YTMND. But I can poop on you. Will that be ok?
mantenna
August 16th, 2006
11:17:38 PM CDT
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xiu sounds like someone from the downvoter clan.
Tolkoto
August 16th, 2006
11:19:16 PM CDT
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Probably. My site's rating went from down significantly in the last 15 minutes. Not that I'm complaining.
Tolkoto
August 16th, 2006
11:19:56 PM CDT
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went down*
magnahelix
August 16th, 2006
11:21:31 PM CDT
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Awesome, really, instant 5+fav
lj-trucking
August 16th, 2006
11:28:09 PM CDT
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abrupt sync makes this a win. also quite enjoyable w/ a subwoofer
CommissionerKill
August 16th, 2006
11:30:43 PM CDT
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Lol, kinda of a f*ggy short movie...but still worth the wait. I guess there is a line between making a Flash movie and a YTMND.
WerbalKint
August 16th, 2006
11:41:13 PM CDT
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lol jesus can't see it coming
buttproblems666
August 16th, 2006
11:44:02 PM CDT
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a lot of work for.......NOT FUNNY
Handshakes
August 16th, 2006
11:46:43 PM CDT
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5'd for first contact
Frostynecropyre
August 17th, 2006
12:20:03 AM CDT
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The end music ftw
Xarrin
August 17th, 2006
12:20:21 AM CDT
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BFF! ...Lol.
plzgtfo
August 17th, 2006
12:28:39 AM CDT
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must.....contain....laughter........lolololololo can't!!!!!
LSDguy
August 17th, 2006
12:52:26 AM CDT
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WOW F*CKIN A
notyou
August 17th, 2006
1:11:52 AM CDT
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I haven't laughed out loud in a while.
integ
August 17th, 2006
1:23:31 AM CDT
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Um, no.
LSDguy
August 17th, 2006
1:34:50 AM CDT
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reminds me of that book from when i was a kid, and the cat was like "whos gonna help me bake a cake, and they were like "NOT I SAID THE PIG", "NOT I SAID THE COW" "Not I SAID THE JUDAS
enemy33
August 17th, 2006
1:36:57 AM CDT
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5 Carosel of progress
DeaconRage
August 17th, 2006
1:50:01 AM CDT
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made me laugh, ahha
Popsman
August 17th, 2006
1:54:09 AM CDT
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That's a wonderful flash animation/f*ggy short film.
I-am-batman
August 17th, 2006
1:56:00 AM CDT
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Funny and faved... And while im here,We need recruits to fight with our army. We are the IIDF!!! come and join us at http://com5.runboard.com/btheofficialytmndarmy FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
zuljinforthewin
August 17th, 2006
1:59:03 AM CDT
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Nice buildup, suspenseful. Was expecting NEDM but you remained true.
Flakmaster
August 17th, 2006
2:05:42 AM CDT
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really really funny. nice loop too.
Sora-kun
August 17th, 2006
2:11:38 AM CDT
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A five simpley for the use of First Contact music
Supermanisme
August 17th, 2006
2:27:32 AM CDT
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dumb
beatnik
August 17th, 2006
2:27:49 AM CDT
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3 for Caveman Jesus.
SupremeLeader
August 17th, 2006
2:30:49 AM CDT
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1, DON'T INSULT JESUS.
Blizz
August 17th, 2006
2:38:29 AM CDT
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5'd for the best friends forever remark lol
Realchaos1
August 17th, 2006
2:41:34 AM CDT
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ol8ololol
Woohoo5241
August 17th, 2006
2:42:13 AM CDT
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Lmao. Hilarious. Probably the funniest Christian YTMND ever (and you may not even be a Christian!).
BTape
August 17th, 2006
2:49:19 AM CDT
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lol =)
DrainX
August 17th, 2006
2:50:08 AM CDT
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ding!
NoAstrology
August 17th, 2006
3:42:37 AM CDT
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Funny YTMND... "Judas was actually Jesus's best friend. He was only doing what Jesus asked him to do. Poor guy gets raped in all the books now though. Read The Gosple of Judas." - It will never make any sense to me why people believe myths about Jesus in apocryphal texts like the Gospel of Judas over canonical texts. Most likely its all BS. Its absurd to pretend like the Gospel of Judas tells what "actually" happened any more than any other text about the Jesus myth.
NoAstrology
August 17th, 2006
3:44:53 AM CDT
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Especially when many Gnostic Christian texts like the Gospel of Judas date to a few centuries after canonical texts like you find in the NT. Neat trick how they tell what actually happened, but no one bothered to mention it until a few centuries after all of the wrong versions came out.
Orogenesis
August 17th, 2006
4:02:51 AM CDT
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XD WTF
BaftA
August 17th, 2006
5:11:16 AM CDT
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I can count to potato. Also, I don't get it.
PhilRadz
August 17th, 2006
7:11:33 AM CDT
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The first Jesus YTMND to make me laugh!
ImKndofaBigDeal
August 17th, 2006
7:49:03 AM CDT
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appreciated the suspense. and to NoA, there's a number of reasons - namely that people had an agenda when they were choosing what to include in the canon. Objectively, doesn't asking Judas to betray make as much sense?
benjaphar
August 17th, 2006
7:54:03 AM CDT
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Five for Judast.
Maart
August 17th, 2006
8:16:03 AM CDT
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Tolkoto you just made yourself a Jesus. This is so awesome.
Makana
August 17th, 2006
8:17:07 AM CDT
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AHAHAHA
AngelOfCynicism
August 17th, 2006
8:29:50 AM CDT
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gospel of judas says that judas was chosen to release jesus from the man that clothes him. depends on if you take that book as canon or not.
FigmentJedi
August 17th, 2006
8:33:55 AM CDT
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InstaFived and faving for Carousel of Progress
Coredo
August 17th, 2006
9:07:41 AM CDT
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Rofl, awesome.
Hoinah
August 17th, 2006
9:13:13 AM CDT
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needs more eye lasers
DanTheMan101
August 17th, 2006
9:21:28 AM CDT
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GG
Tolkoto
August 17th, 2006
9:30:32 AM CDT
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Thanks for Top 15, everyone. And yes, I am a Christian, and I don't believe I'm mocking Jesus. Come on, you know Jesus so totatally lawled when he saw this.
Lunzo
August 17th, 2006
9:33:00 AM CDT
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gospel of Judas is NOT canon and for good reason. And I think this YTMND sums up pretty nicely what happened (John 13).
Corevirus
August 17th, 2006
9:43:57 AM CDT
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lol
AndrewNi
August 17th, 2006
9:45:01 AM CDT
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lol
duff
August 17th, 2006
9:59:47 AM CDT
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5'd, joke not bad... music from carousel of progress in Disney made me five it.
mcnichoj
August 17th, 2006
10:10:04 AM CDT
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Nice.
third-of-storms
August 17th, 2006
10:11:55 AM CDT
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Judas with the red evil aura made this.
third-of-storms
August 17th, 2006
10:14:52 AM CDT
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Also, I don't know about you, but I think the whole furrowed eyebrows look Jesus kills it... A bit.
idownvotefailures
August 17th, 2006
10:39:02 AM CDT
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hILARIOUS.
roq
August 17th, 2006
10:42:40 AM CDT
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This just begs for a Cain & Abel ytmnd.
Roar-was-taken
August 17th, 2006
11:06:45 AM CDT
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I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I totally did.
keichix
August 17th, 2006
11:11:13 AM CDT
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What's the name of that ripping sound, like a vintl scratched? I needed that for a ytmnd and couldn't find it.
Eric--Bauman
August 17th, 2006
11:26:35 AM CDT
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lol
PhilRadz
August 17th, 2006
11:33:27 AM CDT
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I'm christian too, 'sall good.
sirloinsteak19
August 17th, 2006
12:15:46 PM CDT
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Man. Using that song from that look through time show from Disney World with the robots was just so random.
DaChazman
August 17th, 2006
12:23:29 PM CDT
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BFF!
Mson
August 17th, 2006
12:23:49 PM CDT
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lol
BlackSabbath
August 17th, 2006
12:28:29 PM CDT
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lolololol
reebo
August 17th, 2006
12:31:50 PM CDT
(0)
lawl
spinFX
August 17th, 2006
12:41:49 PM CDT
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I had my bass on full when that heartbeat type sh*t started. You woke my college room mate. You f*ggot. 5!
ha-productions
August 17th, 2006
12:47:57 PM CDT
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I liked it.
Tolkoto
August 17th, 2006
1:04:56 PM CDT
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Your roommate probably deserved.
Tolkoto
August 17th, 2006
1:06:46 PM CDT
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it. Deserved it. That is what I meant to say.
venom4489
August 17th, 2006
1:14:20 PM CDT
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lol
tom-sawyer
August 17th, 2006
1:34:09 PM CDT
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that was really wierd, I dont know if I liked it
Crackster
August 17th, 2006
1:35:19 PM CDT
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loved it :)
jkh77
August 17th, 2006
1:35:31 PM CDT
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The end is a win for Christainity. D:
DivineEmu
August 17th, 2006
1:36:46 PM CDT
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ROFL!!
spiffking
August 17th, 2006
1:44:46 PM CDT
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lol, jesus knew.
sloppybitch
August 17th, 2006
1:54:12 PM CDT
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Yes. YES!
neo214
August 17th, 2006
1:56:59 PM CDT
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-5 for jesus
frozenbacon
August 17th, 2006
2:05:17 PM CDT
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Haha, totally unexpected funny. Nice to see some original ytmnds pop up lately.
stellgod
August 17th, 2006
2:13:18 PM CDT
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MEh...
WTL
August 17th, 2006
2:18:07 PM CDT
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I dont know why, but I laughed.
bhazard
August 17th, 2006
2:21:59 PM CDT
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needs NEDM judas
Cooldude
August 17th, 2006
2:33:33 PM CDT
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Someone actually died on that ride where the Disney Music came from. Except it was at Disney world, and it was before the ride was made into "Carousel of Progress".
Cooldude
August 17th, 2006
2:34:32 PM CDT
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Disney Land*
Tolkoto
August 17th, 2006
2:36:24 PM CDT
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The building that the CoP is in in Disney World was made for the CoP. I don't think there was a ride there before it. What ride are you thinking of?
Tolkoto
August 17th, 2006
2:39:30 PM CDT
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oh, never mind. disneyland, got ya
HonkyMagoo
August 17th, 2006
2:48:52 PM CDT
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LOL RELIGION!!!!
SevenSins
August 17th, 2006
2:55:56 PM CDT
(0)
Downvoted for Adun!
bubbatakamishi3
August 17th, 2006
3:00:25 PM CDT
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I hope you drown in a pool of your own piss, only after you suck your mom's 40 year old milk dry. Go sleep in a pile of 1000 dead n*gg*rs.
dctownes
August 17th, 2006
3:04:56 PM CDT
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^^^^dang, now thats a comment ^^^^
shleckothegecko
August 17th, 2006
3:10:36 PM CDT
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4 for painting the mental image of "Jesus and Judas: best friends forever"
Zer0T0lerance
August 17th, 2006
3:41:30 PM CDT
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barely giggled, I guess I am just in a piss poor mood today
JesusTheCarpenter
August 17th, 2006
3:49:32 PM CDT
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Lawl! You are so coming to heaven! You bring a six pack, I'll get the girls!
DannyG
August 17th, 2006
4:20:06 PM CDT
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+5 cuz jesus smiled
uaiaura
August 17th, 2006
4:22:16 PM CDT
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Surely it can't be Judas! Best friends foreva!
KaiserCSS
August 17th, 2006
4:32:54 PM CDT
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lol, Judas
AEnemia
August 17th, 2006
5:01:11 PM CDT
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That was weird.
Tyler2k
August 17th, 2006
5:16:01 PM CDT
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Wheel of Progress, lol
Tyler2k
August 17th, 2006
5:17:11 PM CDT
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or Carousel of death, dun dun dunnn
MikeSG
August 17th, 2006
5:45:23 PM CDT
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Jesus was pale with blue eyes?! wtf?!
REBDOOMER1313
August 17th, 2006
5:46:32 PM CDT
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5
AcidZombie
August 17th, 2006
5:51:28 PM CDT
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1. It doesn't offend me, it's just f*cking stupid and unfunny.
KangarooKirby
August 17th, 2006
6:01:25 PM CDT
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"Read The Gosple of Judas." Dude, 1 Gospel < All the others, especially since it was written HUNDREDS of years after the Biblical Gospels. Theology FTW!
heyoo
August 17th, 2006
6:12:12 PM CDT
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carousel of progress = 5
Icecream458
August 17th, 2006
6:40:43 PM CDT
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lo
Icecream458
August 17th, 2006
6:41:20 PM CDT
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sh*tty mouse, I meant "lol"
ShadowUser
August 17th, 2006
6:52:41 PM CDT
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XDXDXDXD
sevenlayercake
August 17th, 2006
6:55:14 PM CDT
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nah
NewAgeRetroGeekOfCha
August 17th, 2006
6:59:17 PM CDT
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Gospel of judas... truely something to lol at. Just like this YTMND.
SilentChaos
August 17th, 2006
7:18:08 PM CDT
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ahah... wow... simply wow...
Mr-Shroom
August 17th, 2006
7:35:38 PM CDT
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lol, nice.
sup3r-m4rio
August 17th, 2006
7:58:20 PM CDT
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IT'S A TRAP!
Gobolatula
August 17th, 2006
8:01:15 PM CDT
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jesus' face was creeepy
Flamble
August 17th, 2006
8:12:13 PM CDT
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"Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow" FTW
the-masked-magician0
August 17th, 2006
8:35:47 PM CDT
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LOL!!! AH!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!
timbono2005
August 17th, 2006
8:45:56 PM CDT
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dont relly get the endingbut owell, lol
paranoidkirb
August 17th, 2006
9:03:30 PM CDT
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This sucks.
BandannaJones
August 17th, 2006
9:13:05 PM CDT
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This is classic.
Icecream458
August 17th, 2006
9:19:24 PM CDT
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sh*tty mouse... properly propogated
Icecream458
August 17th, 2006
9:20:43 PM CDT
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Icecream458
August 17th, 2006
9:25:46 PM CDT
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v3rt1g0
August 17th, 2006
10:34:41 PM CDT
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Religion is so absurd it's hilarious. ^_^
BagOfMagicFood
August 17th, 2006
11:09:43 PM CDT
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AND TOMORROW IS JUST A DREAM AWAY
legendary04
August 17th, 2006
11:11:37 PM CDT
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Sorry, but as a Catholic, this is blasphemic.
legendary04
August 17th, 2006
11:26:11 PM CDT
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But funny I guess
noodlesforfree
August 17th, 2006
11:27:40 PM CDT
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HAHA
Marth
August 18th, 2006
1:17:51 AM CDT
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good ytmnd man i enjoyned it gwreat surprise ewnding had me goin there for a sec lolol
Bupo
August 18th, 2006
10:40:49 PM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
Ajguy
August 19th, 2006
1:00:54 AM CDT
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Great music, good punchline, creative, and funny. See no reason why this doesn't get a five. I'm sure people will be all "Oh nos! The Jesus is used for comedy!" Those people need to lighten up. Well done.
Loslego
August 19th, 2006
3:40:21 AM CDT
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5 for Carousel of Progress.
MP55
August 19th, 2006
7:48:25 PM CDT
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ROFL the end was what made it the best! the heartbeat sound was a bit weird but overall it was funny! 5/5
MP55
August 19th, 2006
7:49:13 PM CDT
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o sorry, forgot to vote first lol
nukes13
September 22nd, 2006
2:39:07 PM CDT
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stop using your alt accounts to upvote yourself