Kobayashi Maru
Created on: August 9th, 2006
Kobayashi Maru
SigmaEcho 
kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com
You cannot defeat Kirk. (The site formerly known as 'Kirk Uses Epic Hax!')
http://whatdoyouchoose.ytmnsfw.com/ + Star Trek II: Wrath of Kha
MGS: The Twin Snakes - Transition

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TLM0001
August 9th, 2006
2:19:53 AM CDT
(1)
i like, i like
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Suilenroc
August 9th, 2006
2:20:36 AM CDT
(0)
This is great. I don't think the people voting here remember that site.
CrispyEd
August 9th, 2006
2:22:17 AM CDT
(0)
I do...
Suilenroc
August 9th, 2006
2:22:19 AM CDT
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This might be received better if you removed the epic theme.
SigmaEcho
August 9th, 2006
2:29:21 AM CDT
(0)
What would you suggest instead of the epic theme?
timmyt
August 9th, 2006
2:34:25 AM CDT
(0)
yeah the epic feels out of place... just keep the tense music... but I'm still 5ing this because it's original AND still funny.
Suilenroc
August 9th, 2006
2:36:22 AM CDT
(0)
I just think that this site is of good quality and it is kind of degrading for it to be classified as an "epic" fad site.
Rawk
August 9th, 2006
2:43:03 AM CDT
(5)
would have been better if he'd photoshopped them both and picked the fish but still awesome :)
thegiantsnail
August 9th, 2006
2:45:13 AM CDT
(1)
MOUTHF*CK DA MERMAID.
BlackFlame
August 9th, 2006
2:54:13 AM CDT
(1)
The original wasn't that funny but 4 for obscure. I like obscure.
Nukeitall
August 9th, 2006
2:57:15 AM CDT
(1)
This is extremely clever.
omfgz
August 9th, 2006
3:00:21 AM CDT
(0)
boobies?
Volbeat
August 9th, 2006
3:15:18 AM CDT
(0)
i remember that site. it was a temporary fad
dangerman
August 9th, 2006
3:16:13 AM CDT
(0)
That's really funny
Drealgrin
August 9th, 2006
3:34:56 AM CDT
(0)
omg, drawn boobies always +5!
gnar
August 9th, 2006
3:57:29 AM CDT
(0)
lol kirk FTW
Diablo
August 9th, 2006
4:22:38 AM CDT
(0)
cheated!
CaptainRescue
August 9th, 2006
4:25:54 AM CDT
(0)
I don't like to lose, either.
Strange2x
August 9th, 2006
4:28:45 AM CDT
(0)
lol, Kobayashi Maru
Rafe
May 13th, 2010
12:39:39 PM CDT
(0)
lol, a cute cat that eats a lot of hot dogs
AndrewNi
August 9th, 2006
4:33:04 AM CDT
(0)
lol
rocket-scientist
August 9th, 2006
4:35:57 AM CDT
(0)
awesomeness personified then objectified and put into a ytmnd
coolaiddude
August 9th, 2006
4:37:42 AM CDT
(0)
very nice
Bubonicdeath
August 9th, 2006
5:02:13 AM CDT
(0)
nah this is perfect
Bupo
August 9th, 2006
5:05:32 AM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
EyelessGrae
August 9th, 2006
5:09:09 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
scummy1984
August 9th, 2006
5:15:30 AM CDT
(0)
heh..
Chav-Slayer
August 9th, 2006
5:18:29 AM CDT
(0)
Change the music.
pie21
August 9th, 2006
5:20:22 AM CDT
(0)
"You cheated!"
mediumrare
August 9th, 2006
5:44:55 AM CDT
(0)
sexcellent
Stonen
August 9th, 2006
5:49:00 AM CDT
(0)
HAha
Snah
August 9th, 2006
5:50:06 AM CDT
(0)
Thats class
Trebar
August 9th, 2006
5:56:28 AM CDT
(0)
I remember...I also remember the Saw.
docsigma
August 9th, 2006
6:00:12 AM CDT
(0)
I didn't think I'd like this but I did. Awesome work!
mikeyfapper
August 9th, 2006
6:01:30 AM CDT
(0)
this rocks so hard.
atomiku
August 9th, 2006
6:04:11 AM CDT
(-1)
Great.
madarc
August 9th, 2006
6:07:31 AM CDT
(0)
roofles!
WobblesTheGoose
August 9th, 2006
6:09:37 AM CDT
(0)
That gif is huge, wide screen ftw
Mr-One
August 9th, 2006
6:12:22 AM CDT
(-1)
gay
takuguy
August 9th, 2006
6:17:01 AM CDT
(0)
Hah! Kobayashi Maru am epicly owned. Kirk > all.
mantenna
August 9th, 2006
6:17:29 AM CDT
(4)
who would have guessed the kobiashi maru consisted of a choice between a woman with the bottom half fish, and a fish with the bottom half woman. If I couldn't change it, I'd choose the one with human top half, because at least she could give you a blow job.
BTape
August 9th, 2006
6:19:42 AM CDT
(0)
concept done before and extremely old, but this scene is excellent and still funny. shame this makes use of the epic music, maybe try something like "we are the champions" instead
concerto
August 9th, 2006
6:35:55 AM CDT
(0)
the no-win situation had been used before? huh. still rad and pieced together very well. the tense/nightwish music works fine by me.
spamcritic
August 9th, 2006
6:37:13 AM CDT
(0)
a no-win scenario...
PastorTravis
August 9th, 2006
6:46:35 AM CDT
(0)
Needs more queen!
MasterSitsu
August 9th, 2006
7:00:51 AM CDT
(0)
I refuse to vote on this until you remove the 'epic music' - this is its own site, throwing it into the middle of a sh*tty fad is far beneath the work you put into this.
Motu
August 9th, 2006
7:01:28 AM CDT
(0)
I was expecting Scotty's walk thu walls hax from Search for Spock. You know the one.
bigboy987
August 9th, 2006
7:03:36 AM CDT
(0)
its fine the way it is
Tassadar
August 9th, 2006
7:09:08 AM CDT
(0)
"I Don't Believe in the no win situation"
Adino
August 9th, 2006
7:10:14 AM CDT
(0)
Azhur
August 9th, 2006
7:23:28 AM CDT
(0)
Class.
Krochy
August 9th, 2006
7:25:38 AM CDT
(0)
"a no win situation" dun dun dun dun!
State-of-mind
August 9th, 2006
7:33:44 AM CDT
(0)
cool
Humphro
August 9th, 2006
7:33:47 AM CDT
(0)
I give this 20 minutes before there's a fish version made.
thewarof1812
August 9th, 2006
7:42:35 AM CDT
(0)
Excellent work.
Superdome
August 9th, 2006
7:45:06 AM CDT
(0)
...waiting for someone to remake this but with "fish"
MonkeyFriedRice
August 9th, 2006
7:46:04 AM CDT
(0)
lolol
J0ker
August 9th, 2006
7:51:01 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
badboyz2
August 9th, 2006
8:01:48 AM CDT
(0)
KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luijahfest
August 9th, 2006
8:01:49 AM CDT
(0)
Gold
GeneralHarlock
August 9th, 2006
8:11:37 AM CDT
(0)
Let's see picard do that!
ps3fool
August 9th, 2006
8:11:43 AM CDT
(0)
i 4 this because i need a fish version
HealthKit
August 9th, 2006
8:13:10 AM CDT
(0)
Kirk changes outfits
dunesw64
August 9th, 2006
8:16:07 AM CDT
(0)
Funny, but I don't think this an "epic" fad.
unknownbuzz
August 9th, 2006
8:17:45 AM CDT
(0)
Hah.
Cwitz
August 9th, 2006
8:20:22 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome. I remember that.
jthirsten
August 9th, 2006
8:23:09 AM CDT
(0)
haha, kick ass
Lateralus01
August 9th, 2006
8:23:43 AM CDT
(0)
/fapfapfapfapfapfap
thehyecircus
August 9th, 2006
8:30:03 AM CDT
(0)
I like how you worked something expected with something unexpected.
Generalgm
August 9th, 2006
8:42:47 AM CDT
(0)
lol XD
Zerofire0
August 9th, 2006
8:46:27 AM CDT
(0)
omg thats absurd!!
cowofdoom78963
August 9th, 2006
8:49:53 AM CDT
(0)
5
yamaha2k3
August 9th, 2006
8:53:36 AM CDT
(0)
I remember that site lol
WilberP
August 9th, 2006
8:53:57 AM CDT
(0)
Epic photoshop skills.
WTFNation
August 9th, 2006
8:58:30 AM CDT
(0)
Kirk rules. Also, best Star Trek Movie other than perhaps Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAN!
NewWaveBossaNova
August 9th, 2006
9:06:40 AM CDT
(0)
Mapinguari
August 9th, 2006
9:12:47 AM CDT
(0)
lolz! Kirk Pwns!!! I bet Matt Damon couldn't do that if he tried.
Cryolite
August 9th, 2006
9:18:15 AM CDT
(0)
someone should make an infamousx version of this
AhMotherland
August 9th, 2006
9:20:22 AM CDT
(0)
I remember those websites....
Karma2006
August 9th, 2006
9:24:26 AM CDT
(0)
OMGWTFHAX!
BLT
August 9th, 2006
9:27:01 AM CDT
(0)
Yes, yes!! I do remember that old site too.
Suilenroc
August 9th, 2006
9:28:46 AM CDT
(0)
This site is ranked #22 in rating right now.
BeasMeeply
August 9th, 2006
9:32:02 AM CDT
(0)
I should have known Kirk would find a way.
H3r3tic
August 9th, 2006
9:33:47 AM CDT
(0)
Kirk rules, he should lead our war against myspace
Frontovik
August 9th, 2006
9:34:49 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome. Muey Awesome.
Poncho
August 9th, 2006
9:35:23 AM CDT
(0)
I CAN SEE THE PIXELS
sarsamis
August 9th, 2006
9:37:27 AM CDT
(0)
i agree the epic music should be removed, also the pic is from a manga called shortcuts
Suilenroc
August 9th, 2006
9:43:46 AM CDT
(1)
You're in the top 5. GJ.
zekatzmeow
August 9th, 2006
9:44:11 AM CDT
(0)
omg boobs! jk
JimCramer
August 9th, 2006
9:44:24 AM CDT
(0)
well done. Although classic Star Trek music woulda helped.
TetrisAnarchist
August 9th, 2006
9:45:15 AM CDT
(0)
It is green.
Deloravius
August 9th, 2006
9:47:15 AM CDT
(-2)
I clicked this, thinking "Oh whoa, this is gonna be good," until I opened it. You only use ub3r h4x for online multiplayer games, dude. Editing a picture isn't ub3r h4x. The point of this YTMND is stupid and random. You LOSE!! Good DAY sir!!
Hi5
August 9th, 2006
9:58:24 AM CDT
(0)
Enterprisee
August 9th, 2006
9:58:38 AM CDT
(0)
NICE!
BigFatDuck
August 9th, 2006
10:02:46 AM CDT
(0)
lol kirk is always on top of things
zelisko57
August 9th, 2006
10:03:35 AM CDT
(1)
Awesometastic. The epic music works great at the end, keep it.
jorrar
August 9th, 2006
10:10:05 AM CDT
(1)
great, but u should downplay the epic theme
genkidama20
August 9th, 2006
10:13:46 AM CDT
(0)
gg kirk... show 'em how it's done!
Siegmund
August 9th, 2006
10:41:50 AM CDT
(0)
As author of the original site I'm honored and I wanna tell you I loved this one.
henzmeister
August 9th, 2006
10:43:08 AM CDT
(1)
EXCELLENT!!! *air guitar*
SNYPER6655321
August 9th, 2006
10:58:40 AM CDT
(0)
YOU SIR ARE TEH WINNAR!
bela-lugosi
August 9th, 2006
11:02:56 AM CDT
(0)
I like!
Cynar
August 9th, 2006
12:29:26 PM CDT
(0)
I thought I recognized the mgs song! that's awesome, perfect fit :o
Poho
August 9th, 2006
1:23:47 PM CDT
(0)
much better now.
DarthErik
August 9th, 2006
1:33:44 PM CDT
(0)
win for the KM
REGomega
August 9th, 2006
1:36:12 PM CDT
(0)
Would have been funnier if he picked the fish, but still 5-worthy.
arukado
August 9th, 2006
1:39:49 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. Also, c*cks.
Bopher1
August 9th, 2006
1:42:25 PM CDT
(-1)
No sir.. I don't like it.
roq
August 9th, 2006
1:43:09 PM CDT
(0)
AFROTECH IS A MERMAID
magicbeaverpelt
August 9th, 2006
1:46:27 PM CDT
(0)
perfect
DonkeyKong96
August 9th, 2006
1:51:11 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, GOOD JOB. AND MAY CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD THANK THEE.
FuzzyDuck
August 9th, 2006
1:53:10 PM CDT
(0)
Kirk is the man now, dog!
SAlpsu
August 9th, 2006
1:56:34 PM CDT
(0)
It's funny, but what does Kobayashi Maru mean? Also, tits are visible, so nws.
mast
August 9th, 2006
2:08:30 PM CDT
(0)
Keep the epic theme. it's good
kryptoknightmare
August 9th, 2006
2:33:51 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, I'm amazed you remembered that site well enough to make this :D
phils314
August 9th, 2006
2:48:16 PM CDT
(-1)
OMG HAX
ToastChef
December 20th, 2007
9:42:41 PM CST
(0)
Furry loving stalking f*ggot n*gg*r.
byelf2007
August 9th, 2006
3:01:52 PM CDT
(0)
win win win win win win win win win.
ColdStone
August 9th, 2006
3:14:34 PM CDT
(0)
I like this.
gl0wsh33p
August 9th, 2006
3:32:11 PM CDT
(-1)
Would have been better if he made the fish D:
Ziggy27
August 9th, 2006
4:04:32 PM CDT
(0)
I reprogrammed the simulation
papicola
August 9th, 2006
4:21:59 PM CDT
(0)
This is by far one of my favorite ytmnds this week because it's so funny how the lines and the picture worked so well and spock was all "changed the conditions" cuz he wanted it too mccoy wanted the fish tho... :(
SnowflakePillow
August 9th, 2006
4:37:01 PM CDT
(0)
IT should be C Human not B.
tikkshamur
August 9th, 2006
4:39:28 PM CDT
(0)
BOOBS FTW.
drunkenbusdriver
August 9th, 2006
4:46:52 PM CDT
(0)
lol suck,
Shikaku
August 9th, 2006
4:56:59 PM CDT
(0)
You cheated! You cheated to make this site too good!
Twinsen
August 9th, 2006
4:59:53 PM CDT
(0)
I'd hit that.
JasonFrost
August 9th, 2006
5:39:07 PM CDT
(0)
superbe
The-Equalizer
August 9th, 2006
6:17:01 PM CDT
(0)
Monstrous.
newpageone
August 9th, 2006
8:05:15 PM CDT
(0)
kirk forever
phils314
August 9th, 2006
8:13:35 PM CDT
(0)
http://kirkfails.ytmnd.com/
Flopsy
August 9th, 2006
9:38:28 PM CDT
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
DoctorWho
August 9th, 2006
10:41:36 PM CDT
(0)
Well done.
RaiderX
August 9th, 2006
11:21:37 PM CDT
(0)
booo, ps 7.0
jaytorade
August 10th, 2006
2:51:13 AM CDT
(0)
id hit it
Netsnipe
August 10th, 2006
3:26:23 AM CDT
(0)
YTMND's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember...Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
chidedneck
August 10th, 2006
4:17:11 AM CDT
(0)
Perfect! XD 5ish
nobody
August 10th, 2006
4:41:50 AM CDT
(0)
winner
YOSHMASTER
August 10th, 2006
11:44:35 AM CDT
(0)
Kirk is such a wanker.
setsunai
August 10th, 2006
2:15:11 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant.
quadlazer
August 10th, 2006
3:25:46 PM CDT
(0)
How many ytmnder actually did this?
Doomrock
August 10th, 2006
6:07:08 PM CDT
(0)
Killer.
Zazie
August 10th, 2006
6:09:46 PM CDT
(0)
I dont like to lose.
Mugification
August 10th, 2006
9:26:56 PM CDT
(0)
he cheated!
Praccy
August 11th, 2006
12:42:03 AM CDT
(0)
FWAP FWAP
LW-Samlan
August 11th, 2006
3:21:41 AM CDT
(-1)
bitch
SigmaEcho
August 11th, 2006
1:37:46 PM CDT
(0)
Well... double dumb-ass on you!
Akago
August 11th, 2006
3:52:22 PM CDT
(0)
I've never seen a Kano transformation!
Risingex
August 11th, 2006
7:27:03 PM CDT
(0)
XD
Xrono
August 11th, 2006
11:03:09 PM CDT
(0)
wins
AnubisX303
August 12th, 2006
3:37:31 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
sexymofo
August 12th, 2006
3:43:37 PM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Ziv
August 12th, 2006
11:47:23 PM CDT
(0)
5d for making the copy of photoshop licensed to James T. Kirk
Joe89
August 13th, 2006
5:36:11 AM CDT
(0)
oh, what the hell
hormiga
August 13th, 2006
7:07:01 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome
szero
August 13th, 2006
11:06:13 AM CDT
(0)
Priceless but I think it would be better wihout the epic maneuver music.
waffleninja
August 13th, 2006
7:27:21 PM CDT
(0)
EPIC
sabremau
August 14th, 2006
5:30:39 PM CDT
(0)
"Well... double dumb-ass on you!" Even if nothing else, 5 for this. :)
Pvic
August 14th, 2006
9:28:08 PM CDT
(0)
Shouldnt it say C: Human?
DukeNukem
August 16th, 2006
8:10:15 PM CDT
(0)
Hehehe...Nice.
BandannaJones
August 17th, 2006
7:23:25 PM CDT
(0)
Funny, but... the name is baffling.
bonifaceviii
August 17th, 2006
8:46:53 PM CDT
(0)
Get rid of the epic music at the end. It's out of place.
Nebula
August 18th, 2006
5:01:18 PM CDT
(0)
Coolness. 5
Koncur
August 20th, 2006
2:24:01 AM CDT
(0)
Nice!
omgwtfbbqpix
August 22nd, 2006
3:05:31 AM CDT
(0)
What's wrong with epic music?
franzmann
August 23rd, 2006
1:55:00 PM CDT
(0)
bigjoestalin
August 24th, 2006
12:39:35 AM CDT
(0)
nice audio... very funny
bigjoestalin
August 24th, 2006
12:45:37 AM CDT
(0)
twin tailed siren ftw
LordXanthus
August 25th, 2006
11:51:26 PM CDT
(0)
SIGMAECHO I HEART YOU SO MUCH
swimteam
August 26th, 2006
12:08:23 AM CDT
(0)
love it
gir489
August 26th, 2006
3:55:42 PM CDT
(0)
It was great!
LoadMan
August 26th, 2006
7:54:03 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, you just created on of my favorite ytmnds... I love the fact that he screwed starfleet over. Although, yeah, you should replace that music with, say, the parts of the music from "http://graphicstribute.ytmnd.com/".
Grayfox354
August 30th, 2006
12:55:39 PM CDT
(0)
Go Kirk!!!
OzzieAlThor
August 30th, 2006
6:30:34 PM CDT
(0)
He cheated. lawl.
jazzislikebicycles
August 31st, 2006
9:19:10 PM CDT
(0)
I don't believe in the no win scenario.
ValentineDoe
September 12th, 2006
8:52:30 PM CDT
(0)
YES
TrashMeNot
September 13th, 2006
5:59:01 PM CDT
(0)
Bwahahaha!
BubbytheTourG
September 17th, 2006
4:09:09 PM CDT
(2)
I'd take option A because I could always f*ck her face.
TetrisAnarchist
October 12th, 2006
1:21:14 PM CDT
(0)
It is green. Also, kirk magical costume change FTW
t3hwakka
October 27th, 2006
2:31:50 AM CDT
(0)
SchtolteheimReinbach
May 2nd, 2007
9:36:50 PM CDT
(0)
There's just one PROBLEM, she's a human with NO HANDS!
Enterprisee
August 2nd, 2007
12:07:04 AM CDT
(0)
55555555555555
NuVanDibe
November 23rd, 2007
11:52:41 PM CST
(0)
holy sh*t i did that a loooong time ago to that same picture!!
GeistCake
July 9th, 2008
2:24:36 AM CDT
(0)
MGS Twin Snakes = WIN
username1875
September 14th, 2009
1:10:06 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, back from the dead.
Nusent2
September 14th, 2009
10:38:30 AM CDT
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1 for not using Photoshop CS4.
Rellikmit
September 14th, 2009
4:13:58 PM CDT
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EPIC.
Eldred
September 14th, 2009
9:43:44 PM CDT
(0)
wow something good on the front page
hofflerb
September 14th, 2009
11:01:39 PM CDT
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I like the Epic music. Sure, it was overused on a lot of crap sites, but this one is decent. People should be hating on the bad sites that overused Ghost Love Score.
YourTheCoconutMan
May 13th, 2010
1:11:30 PM CDT
(1)
lol old sites