Confessions of AOL Users: Vol. 1
Created on: August 7th, 2006
Confessions of AOL Users: Vol. 1
captiancharisma 
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http://techcrunch.com/2006/08/06/aol-proudly-releases-massive-amounts-of-user-search-data/ -- AOL releases the search information for 650,000 of its users. Lulz follow.
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12 http://consumerist.com/2006/08/confessions-of-aol-users-vol-1.html

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Woglo
August 7th, 2006
8:02:22 PM CDT
(1)
dog poop sandwiches ftw
Bodominjarvi
August 20th, 2007
1:07:31 PM CDT
(0)
I believe you upvoted onr of my sites
cpux
August 7th, 2006
8:03:38 PM CDT
(0)
I'll stick to pork chop sandwiches, thank you very much.
stoopidradarx
August 7th, 2006
8:07:13 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO!!!
RoboChocobo
August 7th, 2006
8:07:21 PM CDT
(1)
I used to use AOL as my ISP. But once I got broadband I realised how manipulative they were (always loading crap on my computer), and just how much they SUCK. Now I'm AOL free.
Necronomicon
August 7th, 2006
8:08:22 PM CDT
(1)
"how to kill your wife" "how to kill your wife" "wife killer" "how to kill a wife" "poop" "dead people" -- Best sequence of searches ever.
Scipio77
August 7th, 2006
8:13:33 PM CDT
(0)
Great find
Bopher1
August 7th, 2006
8:14:53 PM CDT
(0)
Epic!!!
StupidLullabies
August 7th, 2006
8:14:56 PM CDT
(0)
great investigative work. KUDOS!
Poho
August 7th, 2006
8:15:57 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!! truth is, you could find wierd search topics like that from everyone everywhere. whats funny about this is AOL is so f*cked that you were able to obtain this sh*t. +5.
captiancharisma
August 7th, 2006
8:16:44 PM CDT
(0)
If you follow the link in the description, you can download the entire list of everything searched from March to May on AOL. Its quite disturbing.
gamekid
August 7th, 2006
8:19:14 PM CDT
(0)
Saw this before on digg, but music gets the +3.
ashdead
August 7th, 2006
8:19:57 PM CDT
(0)
This is rich....
WitchPirate
August 7th, 2006
8:22:13 PM CDT
(0)
Hahahahaha
tikkshamur
August 7th, 2006
8:25:40 PM CDT
(0)
DOG POOP SANDWICHES!!!
Schoulayer
August 7th, 2006
8:30:40 PM CDT
(0)
dog poop sandwhiches are FTW
YellowCyclone
August 7th, 2006
8:33:26 PM CDT
(0)
i liked mi3 :/ but batman begins music is so awesome
Hellmouth
August 7th, 2006
8:34:45 PM CDT
(0)
XD
Valamort
August 7th, 2006
8:40:23 PM CDT
(0)
Wow...scary. and while I think it's highly inappropriate, now that this stuff is out, I really hope they are looking into those two dody ones...the wife killer and the pervert
Valamort
August 7th, 2006
8:43:19 PM CDT
(0)
*dodgy* not dody ;)
Cwitz
August 7th, 2006
8:44:48 PM CDT
(0)
mom. Mom. Mom! MOM! WHY! DID YOU! DO THIS! TO ME!
Ryuhkae
August 7th, 2006
8:48:50 PM CDT
(0)
rofl- that's kinda disturbing.
LordTurbine
August 7th, 2006
8:48:58 PM CDT
(0)
dog poop sandwhiches ftw indeed.
ILoveRuM
August 7th, 2006
8:49:05 PM CDT
(0)
Dog Poop Sandwiches LMAO
State-of-mind
August 7th, 2006
8:52:16 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd at animal penises
dpmoeckel
August 7th, 2006
8:53:33 PM CDT
(0)
what?
Smon
August 7th, 2006
8:53:56 PM CDT
(0)
BUT THEY'RE SUUU SEAZY 2 OOOOZE!
Tele
August 7th, 2006
8:55:07 PM CDT
(0)
LOLRSKATES.
Toilet
August 7th, 2006
9:03:16 PM CDT
(0)
★★★★★
nemankh
August 7th, 2006
9:04:31 PM CDT
(0)
Proof that the internet is frantically fanning the flames of murder and general perversion.
dicer
August 7th, 2006
9:04:55 PM CDT
(0)
America,(on-line) f*ck YEA!!!
Strakitarx
August 7th, 2006
9:05:51 PM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK
iamthenra
August 7th, 2006
9:07:13 PM CDT
(0)
I enjoyed "http://www.penissizedebate.com" and the murderer's "poop" query
whiskers
August 7th, 2006
9:09:42 PM CDT
(0)
You're missing the steak and cheese screencap!
tibber
August 7th, 2006
9:09:57 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for damn near everything.
Mikefox124
August 7th, 2006
9:15:53 PM CDT
(0)
finally i can sue the crap out of them. :)
NewWaveBossaNova
August 7th, 2006
9:16:18 PM CDT
(0)
5'd and fav'd just for horsedick.
hamporter
August 7th, 2006
9:16:49 PM CDT
(0)
the laughs kept coming, this is gold
GiantTarget
August 7th, 2006
9:18:02 PM CDT
(0)
dog poop sandwiches? What the hell.
SABlingBling
August 7th, 2006
9:19:50 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, aol
willismaximus
August 7th, 2006
9:20:20 PM CDT
(0)
wtf . . . these people need to die.
dthsqd
August 7th, 2006
9:20:39 PM CDT
(0)
Friend told me about this a few minutes ago. mirrors http://www.gregsadetsky.com/
joelogic
August 7th, 2006
9:22:06 PM CDT
(0)
AOL can choke on a bucket of dicks.
Suilenroc
August 7th, 2006
9:23:28 PM CDT
(0)
AOL did it for the lulz.
HealthKit
August 7th, 2006
9:25:26 PM CDT
(0)
the internet is a disturbing place indeed
AssDisaster
August 7th, 2006
9:30:05 PM CDT
(0)
Hey! How'd my searches get up there?
meteor
August 7th, 2006
9:35:10 PM CDT
(0)
YES, YES
Bohab
August 7th, 2006
9:35:15 PM CDT
(0)
ill try to understand that when its not 1:30am -_-
KraziKilla
August 7th, 2006
9:35:39 PM CDT
(0)
Oh God...Help these poor people.
TheBigDawg
August 7th, 2006
9:35:48 PM CDT
(0)
OSHII
zyle
August 7th, 2006
9:46:23 PM CDT
(0)
was going to dig through it myself, but you saved me a hell lot of time.. thanks mate!
Linquist
August 7th, 2006
9:46:47 PM CDT
(0)
ROFLMFAO
rawr
August 7th, 2006
9:48:46 PM CDT
(0)
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zavan
August 7th, 2006
9:51:49 PM CDT
(0)
I was once banned from a live chat with steve case and my account suspended for calling him a wannabe gook :(. Guess you had to be there.
BTape
August 7th, 2006
9:52:57 PM CDT
(0)
hmm
r3ddr4g0n
August 7th, 2006
9:59:32 PM CDT
(0)
omg dog poop sandwiches was me
r3ddr4g0n
August 7th, 2006
10:03:44 PM CDT
(0)
rofl, the last guy (with all the wife-killing searches) had "steak and cheese" as a search query on the top of the second column
Koop
August 7th, 2006
10:06:11 PM CDT
(0)
Did you put "steak and cheese" in there? if you did then you get a 5, aw sh*t i dont care you get a five anyway.
GeneralDoli
August 7th, 2006
10:07:31 PM CDT
(0)
alol
PCF
August 7th, 2006
10:09:07 PM CDT
(0)
lol, dog poop sandwiches
Tetr1S
August 7th, 2006
10:11:19 PM CDT
(0)
Mmmm dog poop sandwiches
alextide32
August 7th, 2006
10:12:47 PM CDT
(0)
loo
LosTacos
August 7th, 2006
10:13:10 PM CDT
(0)
LOL WIFE KILLER
BTVagrant
August 7th, 2006
10:22:57 PM CDT
(0)
OH NOES!
ravenne-animous
August 7th, 2006
10:26:25 PM CDT
(0)
Wow! XD Creepy! I think it'd be better if you did an: "Unfunny Truth about AOL Users" or something...that song would fit well with the whole: KILL WIFE. x)
BigDub
August 7th, 2006
10:29:21 PM CDT
(0)
for great justice
strongbad20212000
August 7th, 2006
10:35:37 PM CDT
(0)
Ahh, i remember when i was new to the tubes... AOL was all we had... now were on RR.
Chrisby
August 7th, 2006
10:35:40 PM CDT
(0)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Yort
August 7th, 2006
10:40:56 PM CDT
(0)
DOG POOP SANDWICHES, LMAO.
dhaos
August 7th, 2006
10:44:06 PM CDT
(0)
Noice. lawlolawl
nutnics
August 7th, 2006
10:47:15 PM CDT
(0)
LOLarius!!!! ha ha ha, I LOL'D
catcher
August 7th, 2006
10:48:58 PM CDT
(0)
MOM
iglooandme
August 7th, 2006
10:51:35 PM CDT
(0)
^_^
captiancharisma
August 7th, 2006
10:56:04 PM CDT
(0)
I'm not saying they didn't deserve it.
Kamon
August 7th, 2006
10:56:31 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, dog poop sanwiches.
spacepope
August 7th, 2006
10:57:43 PM CDT
(0)
the dog poop sandwiches had me laughing my *ss off
dhaos
August 7th, 2006
10:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
HAY EVERYBODY! TAKE A LOOK! http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQite
dhaos
August 7th, 2006
10:59:36 PM CDT
(0)
Wait, try this instead : http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQitemZ290014283468QQcmdZViewItem
awesomezilla
August 7th, 2006
11:10:40 PM CDT
(0)
how to kill your wife, wife killer, poop.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
awesomezilla
August 7th, 2006
11:11:41 PM CDT
(0)
i think this is the most i've ever laughed at a YTMND ahahaha9hadfj9hja9fhjc
lovethyconan
August 7th, 2006
11:13:20 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!!! i bet a lot of aol users are pissed!
SpunkySkunk347
August 7th, 2006
11:18:34 PM CDT
(0)
yes.... YES!!..... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! LOL!!!
heter
August 7th, 2006
11:20:16 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL omfg, "dog poop sandwiches"
pts
August 7th, 2006
11:23:22 PM CDT
(0)
yesssssssss
NuVanDibe
August 7th, 2006
11:33:27 PM CDT
(0)
dog poop sandwiches > porkchop sandwiches
HeatherChandler
August 7th, 2006
11:44:34 PM CDT
(0)
This is funny because I am drunk.
Orogenesis
August 7th, 2006
11:46:21 PM CDT
(0)
The awesomeness was amplified by the music. A badass 5 for you
Cubemario
August 7th, 2006
11:48:27 PM CDT
(0)
That was Hilarious!
TheDogPound
August 7th, 2006
11:48:47 PM CDT
(0)
BOMBSHoo2moo
August 7th, 2006
11:52:16 PM CDT
(0)
i think animal penises was me :(
Unsure
August 7th, 2006
11:59:33 PM CDT
(0)
XD
r3ddr4g0n
August 8th, 2006
12:07:53 AM CDT
(0)
Mom, MOM, MOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!11111
Me0w
August 8th, 2006
12:08:21 AM CDT
(0)
Best thing since cheese.
CrispyEd
August 8th, 2006
12:09:06 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t
Chaparral2J
August 8th, 2006
12:14:06 AM CDT
(0)
Personally traceale search For Great Win
HealthyAlmonds
August 8th, 2006
12:19:06 AM CDT
(0)
MAH GAWD nicely done
Kementari
August 8th, 2006
12:23:37 AM CDT
(0)
jimjim
August 8th, 2006
12:24:02 AM CDT
(0)
holy crap, killer husband!
Mr-Shroom
August 8th, 2006
12:25:07 AM CDT
(0)
Holy crap. Thanks for making this. :D
ToastChef
August 8th, 2006
12:28:08 AM CDT
(0)
God like.
roq
August 8th, 2006
12:33:11 AM CDT
(0)
Al Bundy!
Angelyne
August 8th, 2006
12:34:27 AM CDT
(0)
brilliant!
Kir
August 8th, 2006
12:39:20 AM CDT
(0)
I'ma see if any furries use AOL right about.. now.
billiondollarman86
August 8th, 2006
12:44:08 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO users of AOL got p'wned!!!!!!
pelrun
August 8th, 2006
12:50:36 AM CDT
(0)
Mom?... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! *dun dun dun!*
t002tyrant
August 8th, 2006
12:54:42 AM CDT
(0)
PsycoticAOL users FTW!!!
omgwtfbbqlawl
August 8th, 2006
12:56:29 AM CDT
(0)
30 min till download is finished!
diz48
August 8th, 2006
1:23:22 AM CDT
(0)
DOG POOP SANDWICHES
Miltons-Stapler
August 8th, 2006
1:47:33 AM CDT
(0)
HAHA, f*cking golden. AOL sucks.
TunaLegends
August 8th, 2006
2:11:54 AM CDT
(0)
LOL, AOL.
xatm092
August 8th, 2006
2:13:15 AM CDT
(0)
It wasn't me! I didn't search for how to kill your wife! Really!
donceydic
August 8th, 2006
2:31:26 AM CDT
(0)
had hard time reading alot of it.
manoshandsoffate
August 8th, 2006
2:34:22 AM CDT
(0)
It's not a big truck.....
clockworkjames
August 8th, 2006
3:13:14 AM CDT
(0)
Lol, he miss spelled sammiches. wat uh nub. (Irony implied and ftw)
bakomusha
August 8th, 2006
3:14:38 AM CDT
(0)
thank you aol!!
ps3fool
August 8th, 2006
3:17:19 AM CDT
(0)
Oh so those were search queries.. rofl.. dog poop sandwiches.. wtf?
AlCap0wn
August 8th, 2006
3:28:16 AM CDT
(0)
Also horse cocks!
mrvlcmcs
August 8th, 2006
3:29:39 AM CDT
(0)
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Alexander
August 8th, 2006
3:39:08 AM CDT
(0)
I love you
Scot
August 8th, 2006
3:46:39 AM CDT
(0)
HORSE DICK = 5
Tigeris
August 8th, 2006
3:52:26 AM CDT
(0)
I knew this would be on YTMND the second I heard the story.... but seriously, dog poop sandwiches!? Grody!
omnivious
August 8th, 2006
4:06:50 AM CDT
(0)
dog poop sandwiches = 5
ForkHead
August 8th, 2006
4:38:09 AM CDT
(0)
OH MY f*ckING GOD!
Trebar
August 8th, 2006
4:40:20 AM CDT
(0)
It's AOL's best day ever!
Chav-Slayer
August 8th, 2006
4:41:38 AM CDT
(0)
...the f*ck?
jeeper
August 8th, 2006
4:42:00 AM CDT
(0)
Busted
zomglolwtfzor
August 8th, 2006
4:44:13 AM CDT
(0)
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Xet
August 8th, 2006
4:45:49 AM CDT
(0)
Bwahahah!
socrates114
August 8th, 2006
6:09:31 AM CDT
(0)
LOL i did this yesterday but i guess this is better than mine http://yougotwifekiller.ytmnd.com/
yokken
August 8th, 2006
6:13:29 AM CDT
(0)
good site, but... Views Today: 7129 Views Yesterday: 351 The NEDM Arts and Crafts was #2 UNTIL this came out of absolutely nowhere and bumped it out. It didn't CLIMB the top 10, it cut in line. Viewhacking much?
Nhomcy
August 8th, 2006
6:22:21 AM CDT
(0)
Awsome
bhk
August 8th, 2006
6:28:53 AM CDT
(0)
I guess the kind of idiots who use AOL have a dire effect on the brass running that pitiful ISP. Good find, slide show or no.
DoomFrost
August 8th, 2006
6:32:42 AM CDT
(0)
lol
calicodreams
August 8th, 2006
6:45:00 AM CDT
(0)
I AM NOT PROUD TO SAY THAT AOL WAS MADE AND IS LOCATED IN MY HOMETOWN =( in caps lock.
MonkeyFriedRice
August 8th, 2006
6:49:38 AM CDT
(0)
rofl dog poop sandwiches.
Adino
August 8th, 2006
6:50:07 AM CDT
(0)
Hey, I search for that kind of stuff all the time.
Geg
August 8th, 2006
6:53:49 AM CDT
(0)
"YTMND is doing its part". ITS. I'm not going to downvote it because of a misspelling, but it still bothers me.
liquidglass
August 8th, 2006
7:14:11 AM CDT
(0)
wow
JaziB
August 8th, 2006
7:25:55 AM CDT
(0)
lol @ dog poop sandwiches
captiancharisma
August 8th, 2006
7:25:56 AM CDT
(0)
yokken, I didn't "viewhack". I released this site last night, so it only had one hour to get those 351 views. It was in the "Up and Coming" column during the site reload so of course it got quite a few views then.
RussianDog
August 8th, 2006
7:34:04 AM CDT
(0)
uh ohhhhh. also animal c*ck.
B4T3R
August 8th, 2006
7:43:36 AM CDT
(0)
WHERE IS THAT LIST!?
QReaper
August 8th, 2006
7:55:05 AM CDT
(0)
I haven't laughed this hard since that retarded kid at my school got hit in th balls with two footballs one after another!
GeeForce
August 8th, 2006
8:03:11 AM CDT
(0)
This is absolutely f***ing amazing, good work mate.
nublood
August 8th, 2006
8:03:59 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.mininova.org/get/388815 Theres the link to the torrent of the entire gziped .txt file for them what cant be bovered. (use notepad to open it).
Seabreeze8865
August 8th, 2006
8:04:52 AM CDT
(0)
LOL SCOTT PETERSON SUCKS
OneTopJob6
August 8th, 2006
8:09:23 AM CDT
(0)
SCOTT WAS RAILROADED
lloz
August 8th, 2006
8:13:34 AM CDT
(0)
great stuff - must give 5 for the music alone, it fit really well.
bigern1990
August 8th, 2006
8:14:02 AM CDT
(0)
aol blows monkey chunks everywhere. I've never used them and never will. If aol were to go bankrupt...would anyone care? (excluding aim)
AnatomyIsDestiny
August 8th, 2006
8:20:18 AM CDT
(0)
HORSE DICK!
InfallibleRoxi
August 8th, 2006
8:24:05 AM CDT
(0)
HOW DO I KIL WIFE
luck17
August 8th, 2006
8:24:49 AM CDT
(0)
logged in to upvote
cooke
August 8th, 2006
8:25:39 AM CDT
(0)
who cares, AOL users don't know what they're doing anyway
dave6250
August 8th, 2006
8:30:03 AM CDT
(0)
WOW AOL = PWNED
MN1214
August 8th, 2006
8:31:23 AM CDT
(0)
I'm sitting here holding myself, body turned from monitor. WTF has this world come to.
warsman11
August 8th, 2006
8:38:47 AM CDT
(0)
poopo?
DoctorJuice
August 8th, 2006
8:46:01 AM CDT
(0)
My Mother-in-Law rubbed my crotch!
corragan
August 8th, 2006
8:47:03 AM CDT
(0)
epic man
benjaphar
August 8th, 2006
9:06:46 AM CDT
(0)
Needs more tubgirl.
mcnichoj
August 8th, 2006
9:13:41 AM CDT
(0)
Haha!
Kumaru
August 8th, 2006
9:22:41 AM CDT
(0)
oh god that's hilarious ....MOM????
whalen25
August 8th, 2006
9:29:35 AM CDT
(0)
!
CaptianCrabs
August 8th, 2006
9:36:52 AM CDT
(0)
people are messed up
Schlomo
August 8th, 2006
9:45:20 AM CDT
(0)
+3 for corporate f*ck ups, +2 for Hans Zimmer
DJraptor
August 8th, 2006
9:58:19 AM CDT
(0)
I used AOL...until veeeery recently. I now use Mozilla Firefox.
Torqumada
August 8th, 2006
10:07:52 AM CDT
(0)
lol
cowofdoom78963
August 8th, 2006
10:08:46 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!!!!!
Mitchcom
August 8th, 2006
10:10:54 AM CDT
(0)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AceGTFC
August 8th, 2006
10:22:56 AM CDT
(0)
Sliney
August 8th, 2006
10:23:38 AM CDT
(0)
LOL @ Steak and Cheese mixed with wife killing.
dissention-doll
August 8th, 2006
10:26:26 AM CDT
(0)
scott peterson was a f*cking a*shole
senator
August 8th, 2006
10:50:26 AM CDT
(0)
You win. You win you win you win.
webbslinga411
August 8th, 2006
10:52:12 AM CDT
(0)
Classic.
ROFLWOFLZ
August 8th, 2006
11:05:54 AM CDT
(0)
A 439MB file. I'm pretty stoked.
blahblahla
August 8th, 2006
11:25:24 AM CDT
(0)
My mother in law rubbed her butt against my crotch.
rruelas
August 8th, 2006
11:39:40 AM CDT
(0)
AOL has lowered the bar once again... I'm glad I swiched to a local internet service.
NotAnotherGrunt
August 8th, 2006
11:44:12 AM CDT
(0)
"I've Lost Faith in Humanity" awesome dude "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
studged
August 8th, 2006
11:50:40 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.aolsearchdatabase.com/ if you don't feel like downloading it.
Waziot
August 8th, 2006
12:10:31 PM CDT
(0)
I like the hilarious side commentary, that's what makes this ytmnd so hilarious
Feonix
August 8th, 2006
12:24:50 PM CDT
(0)
steak and cheese
Hydroxyl
August 8th, 2006
12:26:52 PM CDT
(0)
I-Vote-Fair
August 8th, 2006
12:50:32 PM CDT
(0)
likeakiller
August 8th, 2006
12:52:31 PM CDT
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that's some digusting searches. Hopefully that man gets thrown in jail. (no, not the wife-killer. The guy who wants to make a dog poop sandwich.)
The-Eliminator
August 8th, 2006
12:53:20 PM CDT
(0)
Good job putting all this together.
ILikeFish
August 8th, 2006
12:57:38 PM CDT
(0)
dog poop sandwiches ft5
meatpants
August 8th, 2006
1:04:53 PM CDT
(0)
internets!
Hamburga
August 8th, 2006
1:05:40 PM CDT
(0)
gj
daytonafathead
August 8th, 2006
1:12:20 PM CDT
(0)
AOL continues to be the absolute worst ever at anything internets. And as "Protectors of the Internets" we must expose secrets of the morons who actually use AOL.
souloftime
August 8th, 2006
1:21:00 PM CDT
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f*cking hillarious
thegags
August 8th, 2006
1:49:50 PM CDT
(0)
AOL is an OSP not an ISP.
vertigo
August 8th, 2006
1:53:48 PM CDT
(0)
DOG POOP SANDWICHES!
PhantomToJ
August 8th, 2006
2:00:46 PM CDT
(0)
5d and Fav!
AndrewNi
August 8th, 2006
2:01:05 PM CDT
(0)
I'm sure the people at AOL will be eating those dog poop sandwiches after this
SanguineIllusion
August 8th, 2006
2:02:24 PM CDT
(0)
Wow. I actually searched for dog poop sandwiches (AFTER VIEWING THIS, mind you) and found this http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Poop-Sandwiches-square-patch-NEW_W0QQitemZ290014283468QQcmdZViewItem Now I wonder who is buying these things...
Geocat
August 8th, 2006
2:09:35 PM CDT
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OMG LOL thats the best thing I have ever seen, and at the same time, make me want to cry.
kryptoknightmare
August 8th, 2006
2:14:22 PM CDT
(0)
Dog poop sandwiches.
V1nCe
August 8th, 2006
2:14:58 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG pure internets gold ,you win my friend, hope to see vol. 2 soon
GIGN
August 8th, 2006
2:23:05 PM CDT
(0)
5ed for obvious irony in "AOL's _esteemed_ users".
effable
August 8th, 2006
2:26:33 PM CDT
(0)
Oh the hilarity.
ITS-A-LION
August 8th, 2006
2:33:49 PM CDT
(0)
You have earned a medal. *gives medal*
OMGWTFBBG
August 8th, 2006
2:40:07 PM CDT
(0)
10244168 searched for "mom and son incest" and "horny teenage daughters wanting to suck there daddys c*ck", among other things. lol
pimp-o-matic
August 8th, 2006
2:47:02 PM CDT
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The sad part is that those searches probably didn't come up with jack sh*t on an aol browser.
eynh
August 8th, 2006
2:47:12 PM CDT
(0)
poop
TanisHH
August 8th, 2006
2:58:07 PM CDT
(0)
Dog poop sandwiches.
yamaha2k3
August 8th, 2006
3:01:14 PM CDT
(0)
I heard in hell, the only ISP they have is AOL.
Carboncopy
August 8th, 2006
3:01:55 PM CDT
(0)
Lmao, AO-wned
nukedlikely
August 8th, 2006
3:02:59 PM CDT
(0)
Nothing I haven't already seen, but +2 for dog poop sandwiches
OMGWTFBBG
August 8th, 2006
3:04:53 PM CDT
(0)
someone searched for "fat underaged kiddy porn" and ended up at YTMND. xD
HockeyUSA27
August 8th, 2006
3:10:49 PM CDT
(0)
Holy Sh*t that was wow
OMGWTFBBG
August 8th, 2006
3:11:13 PM CDT
(0)
"black teen f*ggots with overbites free porn pics" lol, worst search ever
ArrowHead
August 8th, 2006
3:11:15 PM CDT
(0)
Penis pump
TridenT
August 8th, 2006
3:50:59 PM CDT
(0)
Nice choice of new epic music.
MrWeenabago
August 8th, 2006
3:51:50 PM CDT
(0)
hahaahahaha dogpoop sandwiches?
p00pd00d
August 8th, 2006
3:52:49 PM CDT
(0)
You don't have to make a slideshow out of every funny website out there.
ColdStone
August 8th, 2006
3:53:37 PM CDT
(0)
I lovce the relationship problems. You can see it progress!
X23
August 8th, 2006
4:09:16 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha
captiancharisma
August 8th, 2006
4:14:18 PM CDT
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"p00pd00d," I assume you mean searches, since this wasn't actually about a site. But the truth is, I covered about .0000000001% of all AOL searches from March to May. So far from "every site out there."
rangerrick73
August 8th, 2006
4:23:58 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for ruining the internet one site at a time :)
dan1305
August 8th, 2006
4:41:13 PM CDT
(0)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i cant stop laughing i almost woke up my parents, you sir are a legend
Gunndar
August 8th, 2006
4:46:14 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for AOLish horsedick
Popageorgio
August 8th, 2006
5:08:36 PM CDT
(0)
TechCrunch screencap FTW.
Nux
August 8th, 2006
5:10:29 PM CDT
(0)
fantastic
sproket
August 8th, 2006
5:18:27 PM CDT
(0)
more on this thread in the ytmnd forums http://forums.ytmnsfw.com/showthread.html?p=69242#post69242
Yao
August 8th, 2006
5:24:56 PM CDT
(0)
I knew those AOL people were up to no good.
davidpack01
August 8th, 2006
5:28:16 PM CDT
(0)
shocking
T3hJayeek
August 8th, 2006
5:50:33 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for awesome. Fav'd sor Batman Begins music.
Hudson4351
August 8th, 2006
5:53:48 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
H3r3tic
August 8th, 2006
6:11:44 PM CDT
(0)
he called the sh*t, 'poop'
karada
August 8th, 2006
6:25:00 PM CDT
(0)
haha, I demand more!
Murdok
August 8th, 2006
6:46:42 PM CDT
(0)
If it has horsedick and dog poop sandwishes. It wins, no doubt about it.
militiagung64
August 8th, 2006
6:49:48 PM CDT
(0)
5 for dog poop sandwiches
TechShifT
August 8th, 2006
6:49:52 PM CDT
(0)
That crazy dude!
hamjamt
August 8th, 2006
6:53:17 PM CDT
(0)
aol proudly releases massive amounts of private data
lizardman
August 8th, 2006
7:01:57 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for... well I think you can guess why...
PoppinFresh
August 8th, 2006
7:06:01 PM CDT
(0)
In before Vol.2...
Caesar123
August 8th, 2006
7:16:54 PM CDT
(0)
thats f*cked up
SnowflakePillow
August 8th, 2006
7:24:22 PM CDT
(0)
For more, visit: aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com aolsecrets2.ytmnd.com
souba
August 8th, 2006
7:27:33 PM CDT
(0)
did you find any furry porn?
xycos
August 8th, 2006
7:47:31 PM CDT
(0)
heh, nice slideshow there
KinCryos
August 8th, 2006
7:56:51 PM CDT
(0)
ironically, "America' worst ISP" gave money to start the Mozilla Foundation, which brought us FireFox
St205
August 8th, 2006
8:20:13 PM CDT
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The worst ISP? I agree.
Link459
August 8th, 2006
8:30:12 PM CDT
(0)
Dog Poop Sandwiches. Wow, I lol'd.
smudo
August 8th, 2006
8:36:59 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for quickly-ending relationships, FAV'd for steak and cheese.
Niro
August 8th, 2006
9:07:38 PM CDT
(0)
Heh
DrunkIrishMad
August 8th, 2006
10:01:41 PM CDT
(0)
haha nice, dog poop sandwiches!!!
completelyunoriginal
August 8th, 2006
10:02:00 PM CDT
(0)
No wonder it's #1!
jkh77
August 9th, 2006
2:14:14 AM CDT
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When all the wife killing searches came up, this won.
coolaiddude
August 9th, 2006
4:58:51 AM CDT
(0)
o rly?
DaChazman
August 9th, 2006
7:33:20 AM CDT
(0)
DOG POOP SANDWICHES FTFW
JimElNino
August 9th, 2006
9:24:28 AM CDT
(0)
I frequently search for how to kill my wife after looking for steak & cheese sandwiches recipies
Cheeselicker
August 9th, 2006
9:33:23 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, so AOL took it down. For those who missed out. http://www.gregsadetsky.com/aol-data/ Mirror land.
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