Bible II: Jesus Strikes Back
Created on: August 3rd, 2006
Bible II: Jesus Strikes Back

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August 3rd, 2006
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Fkin nice edit
August 3rd, 2006
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Sweet!
August 3rd, 2006
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Reduce image size? Or is it supposed to cut off?
August 3rd, 2006
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Audio or Picture - cause the image is strictly found - all I did was forget to downsize the freakin' thing. Audio - well thanks, I try.
August 3rd, 2006
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Ah yes...Te hee! So this is what the Book of Mormon is all about huh?
August 3rd, 2006
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i'd pay to see it
August 3rd, 2006
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the sequel is long overdue
August 3rd, 2006
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indeed
August 3rd, 2006
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Sorry everyone for f*cking up and not scaling the image. Embarassing, as that's a pet peeve of mine that people do that I love to bitch about. But hey, Connery is God, I had to post it. Just a bit quick on the draw.
August 3rd, 2006
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i laughed before I even clicked the link
August 3rd, 2006
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So, who is in the boat?
August 3rd, 2006
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I'm thinking that's George Clooney as Moses.
August 3rd, 2006
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And ZZ Top as the Three Wise Men. Jesus, I forgot I had this thing. I know for sure it predates the existence of YTMND, but it's as if it was designed for it.
August 3rd, 2006
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!
August 3rd, 2006
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this better make top15 today
August 3rd, 2006
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If anyone knows where this actually came from, please post in comments, because whoever painted this deserves full credit.
August 3rd, 2006
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Is that John Belushi in the red, lower left corner?
August 3rd, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 3rd, 2006
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O_O That's... AWESOME
August 3rd, 2006
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I wish someone would find the source already, I think it's great.
August 3rd, 2006
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"John Belushi back from the dead as LAZARUS", according to the credits which may be cutting off on lower resolution displays and/or smaller browser windows...
August 3rd, 2006
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It's from "the British version of FHM" if this is to be believed: http://www.newsaskew.com/archives/news-archive-5-2001.shtml Post date is 05/25/01...
August 3rd, 2006
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well, you obviously didn't make the image
August 3rd, 2006
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I would hope it's obvious, I only said it three times that I didn't know where it came from.
August 3rd, 2006
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Awesome.
August 3rd, 2006
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Not sure if this is the origonal source or not: http://www.newsaskew.com/images/affleckfhm.jpg
August 3rd, 2006
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if affleck ever played jesus i'd cry myself to sleep every night
August 3rd, 2006
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Excellent detective work, CrispyEd and Eldrac. Updating image source now...
August 3rd, 2006
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Oh my god, if only there were such a movie that existed.
August 3rd, 2006
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sabbath FTW
August 3rd, 2006
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lord of this world for the everlasting win!
August 3rd, 2006
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Quick, someone write the script!
August 3rd, 2006
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Hell yes!
August 3rd, 2006
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THE UNFUNNY TRUTH ABOUT JESUS. HES NOT REAL!!!!
August 3rd, 2006
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That is the funniest sh*t ive ever seen
August 3rd, 2006
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omg! a non-Mel Gibson Jesus film!! Connery as God! 5+Fav= my ratings!
August 3rd, 2006
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Ben Afleck as jesus christ!? no way I'm gonna watch that movie
August 3rd, 2006
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Good choice of music.
August 3rd, 2006
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Jesus with a jetpack!
August 3rd, 2006
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1 for the sh*tty site that totally lacks creativity, +1 for the music
August 4th, 2006
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I mean, you didnt make the image, but I like the audio. That saved you from a 2.
August 4th, 2006
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5 for black sabbath
August 4th, 2006
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awesome
August 4th, 2006
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Connery can create a universe just by uttering a phrase so I guess it's appropriate.
August 4th, 2006
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hilarious
August 4th, 2006
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I'd go see that in a heartbeat
August 4th, 2006
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why the hell is ben affleck playing jesus.
August 4th, 2006
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man that is epic
August 4th, 2006
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I'd buy it.
August 4th, 2006
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5 for black sabbath
August 4th, 2006
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Bah here I was giving you extra stars for nice work on the image. One.
August 4th, 2006
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Sabbath + New Connery graphic = win
August 4th, 2006
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Lol, blasphemy!
August 4th, 2006
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Haha
August 4th, 2006
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dude... i want to see this movie. now.
August 4th, 2006
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snakes on a bible
August 4th, 2006
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I give you five for upping the pic.
August 4th, 2006
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no
August 4th, 2006
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Bible II? It's called the Koran. Also old.
August 4th, 2006
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why is ytmnd full of jesus freaks?
August 4th, 2006
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all they are missing is james mason
August 4th, 2006
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Aww, I was hoping for Super Empire Strikes Back title screen music.
August 4th, 2006
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needs more brian peppers
August 4th, 2006
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"Sean Connery as GOD"
August 4th, 2006
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guydeathmachine - Hopefully you don't think this is serious. Ben Affleck as Jesus with a USA rocket pack? ZZ Top as the Three Wise Men? If you think I'm a Jesus freak, you're way, way off. Everyone who says "you didn't make it/this is old" - I never even thought of claiming otherwise. Read my comments - I found it on an old backup CD, posted it, and asked anyone who knew where the image came from to let me know so I could cite it properly. Just trying to share here, not trying to take credit for it.
August 4th, 2006
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OMFG this is what 5's are made of. this would be the greatest movie. evar. period.
August 4th, 2006
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Couldn't help but sing along to LOTW...
August 4th, 2006
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i knew it. Sean Connery is God
August 4th, 2006
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made me laugh
August 4th, 2006
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5 for the freaking sweet song
August 4th, 2006
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how does this get on the front page. what took u a whole 60 seconds to create this?
August 4th, 2006
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30 seconds, unless you're including the sound, which brings it up to a minute and a half. But, as I keep pointing out to people who either can't or choose not to read, I don't claim to have created anything here.
August 4th, 2006
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5 for the US Nukes behind Jesus. Priceless.
August 4th, 2006
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I think thats Walken as Satan? How could so many YTMND topics collide before the site was created?
August 4th, 2006
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lol, but the humor comes from an existing source; not the edit.
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despite ben affleck, this is a pretty good ytmnd
August 4th, 2006
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Chicken of Doom - indeed it does. Though I will take credit for matching it with Lord Of This World, which works very well for me, that's all I'll take credit for. GugloPWN - That's Al Pacino - but hey, it's old, the artist couldn't have known any better. And it has a cat, not THE cat, but a cat nonetheless. Ahead of its time, this was.
August 4th, 2006
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Kevin Smith needs to make this movie.
August 4th, 2006
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Oh, and Rocknbass89 - those aren't nukes, that's Jesus's USA jetpack - though it is probably a nuclear jetpack. God, that's a fun sentence to type.
August 4th, 2006
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wow
August 4th, 2006
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sweet sabbath track bro
August 4th, 2006
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It's been done so many times. I'd 1 it even if you did do it yourself.
August 4th, 2006
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except for gayass ben affleck, that looks like a sweet movie.
August 4th, 2006
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Admit it people, Bauman won, you can't stop comparing everyone with him, poor souls, you gotz no heart.
August 4th, 2006
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That is quite possibly the best picture I've ever seen on YTMND! The sound could probably stand re-vamping, but 5 anyway just for the sheer awesomeness of the pic :-D
August 4th, 2006
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I like their choice of Magdalene Sisters.
August 4th, 2006
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SEAN CONNERY IS GOD!
August 4th, 2006
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man, if only they made this movie...minus ben affleck
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5 because Ben Afleck is the worst possible candidate for Jesus. God I hate him. But that's what makes this funny.
August 4th, 2006
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your the man now god
August 4th, 2006
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3 for not really making it
August 4th, 2006
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pretty BA, no gonna lie.
August 4th, 2006
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Lol, connery!
August 4th, 2006
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Nice touch with the Sab. I'd want to see the scene where Jesus comes back from the dead on Easter to feast on the living.
August 4th, 2006
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-1, because I refuse to acknowledge Affleck as "mein Savioritas"!
August 4th, 2006
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This owns.
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best fear jebus
September 18th, 2006
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im sure this was said already, but this movie would pwn so much if it was ever made
October 29th, 2006
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Sean Connery=god FTW. Finally, someone who's not from ytmnd knew...