TTS Sells Everything to Guybrush (Updated Music and Foot)
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Thank you to Sploich for the updated music file. This will definitely make this YTMND a lot better. Edit: Thanks guys for just barely keeping this up for my first Top 15.
The Secret of Monkey Island, TTS Bot
Myself, Lyrics to Hardware Store

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Akeboshi
August 3rd, 2006
7:33:29 PM CDT
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Never would have thought of that xD
YourTheCoconutMan
August 3rd, 2006
7:35:10 PM CDT
(0)
goodness
Nuroticat
August 3rd, 2006
7:36:11 PM CDT
(0)
Poor TTS Bot. He tries so hard to be liked. ♥
losermeetsworld
August 3rd, 2006
7:36:27 PM CDT
(0)
Damn that gets annoying...
Phrozinphish
August 3rd, 2006
7:36:52 PM CDT
(0)
Lol.
St00pidman
August 3rd, 2006
7:38:15 PM CDT
(0)
Poor Guybrush.
kikadet
August 3rd, 2006
7:39:59 PM CDT
(0)
Opinion please: Should I mix this on left and right channels with Weird Al and TTS?
pussinboots
August 3rd, 2006
7:40:30 PM CDT
(0)
lol is he holding tequila?
State-of-mind
August 3rd, 2006
7:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
haha
AndStuff57
August 3rd, 2006
7:44:49 PM CDT
(0)
Ride ze shoopuf?
sexymofo
August 3rd, 2006
7:44:59 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Dokujitsu
August 3rd, 2006
7:46:56 PM CDT
(0)
tequila?
SonnyResetti
August 3rd, 2006
7:49:03 PM CDT
(0)
The bottle should explode at the end because he keeps shaking it.
kikadet
August 3rd, 2006
7:55:31 PM CDT
(0)
And you really want to load a 30 second long GIF just to have it explode at the end? :P
gamekid
August 3rd, 2006
7:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
tek will uh.
gamekid
August 3rd, 2006
8:00:08 PM CDT
(0)
Also +1 for "Ride ze shoopuf?" comment.
magnahelix
August 3rd, 2006
8:06:06 PM CDT
(0)
LOL! i just gotta use the audio as a ringtone xDDDD
Mson
August 3rd, 2006
8:06:47 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for microsoft sam =)
thaEdderz
August 3rd, 2006
8:09:33 PM CDT
(0)
NEEDS THE BEAT! JJJAAAA!
losermeetsworld
August 3rd, 2006
8:10:40 PM CDT
(0)
Uhhh... Sonny? Teckwilla isn't carbonated
tikkshamur
August 3rd, 2006
8:23:47 PM CDT
(0)
whoa.
AngryBrian
August 3rd, 2006
8:28:47 PM CDT
(0)
Great stuff, on the other hand it would be cool if you could get that oh-ah part from the Weird Al song.
kikadet
August 3rd, 2006
8:31:13 PM CDT
(0)
I actually suck at making audio files, so if someone would like to have a shot at making a better audio file, be my guest. I'd credit you for it, of course.
omgwtfbbqlawl
August 3rd, 2006
8:56:42 PM CDT
(0)
Just not funny :(
swartkrans
August 3rd, 2006
8:58:50 PM CDT
(0)
Made me smile.
Icachowda
August 3rd, 2006
9:09:02 PM CDT
(0)
microsoft sam ftw
silv3r
August 3rd, 2006
9:12:29 PM CDT
(0)
needs music :\ ill 5 if theres an update
feerie
August 3rd, 2006
9:18:38 PM CDT
(0)
hahahha.
Gripen
August 3rd, 2006
9:25:37 PM CDT
(0)
Check your PMs Site auhthor.
Gripen
August 3rd, 2006
9:27:06 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck I SPELT AUTHOR WRONG
drjones56
August 3rd, 2006
9:30:10 PM CDT
(0)
If you indeed made the sound yourself, you win!
kikadet
August 3rd, 2006
9:39:22 PM CDT
(0)
Both of you, Gripen and Dr-J, set me PMs but both have deleted your sound files already.
Manhero
August 3rd, 2006
9:41:34 PM CDT
(0)
garbage
sleepwalkers
August 3rd, 2006
9:49:40 PM CDT
(0)
Have it say "tekwilla" at the end.
reversebladezero
August 3rd, 2006
9:52:48 PM CDT
(0)
Clever.
MrsBadExample
August 3rd, 2006
9:58:30 PM CDT
(0)
I just lol'd. Guybrush will have to turn him down though, he already has all those things! :(
Edisnoom
August 3rd, 2006
10:02:43 PM CDT
(0)
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................five.
yoyoyoyyoIG
August 3rd, 2006
10:09:29 PM CDT
(0)
XD
Arcwolf
August 3rd, 2006
10:24:20 PM CDT
(0)
Did he say circumsizers?
veritechryan
August 3rd, 2006
10:37:21 PM CDT
(0)
5'ed because i liked it, also for having the robot hold the tequilla bottle still
Tyler2k
August 3rd, 2006
10:39:23 PM CDT
(0)
Probably just copied the lyrics into TTS, no real work since the hands only have probably two key frames
HunterTen
August 3rd, 2006
10:41:12 PM CDT
(0)
Ripped off YTMND
p337
August 3rd, 2006
10:41:16 PM CDT
(0)
tech willa
SiYkO
August 3rd, 2006
10:49:50 PM CDT
(0)
the arms kills me
Xander
August 3rd, 2006
10:55:19 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
dpmoeckel
August 3rd, 2006
10:57:00 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Onel
August 3rd, 2006
11:11:50 PM CDT
(0)
Meh. Not funny.
Smiddle
August 3rd, 2006
11:15:25 PM CDT
(0)
lol, this is funney
xeemo
August 3rd, 2006
11:16:14 PM CDT
(0)
amazing
an84danarchist
August 3rd, 2006
11:18:46 PM CDT
(0)
vaporizedbaby
August 3rd, 2006
11:18:48 PM CDT
(0)
The bottle is awesome! WINNING!
MariSama44
August 3rd, 2006
11:34:21 PM CDT
(0)
Add Tequila at the end and you win.
corytheboyd
August 3rd, 2006
11:35:39 PM CDT
(0)
original!!!!!!!!!!!!
blizzard
August 3rd, 2006
11:38:40 PM CDT
(0)
Needs more tequila
alcegi
August 3rd, 2006
11:45:14 PM CDT
(0)
omfg win
Akadjjoel
August 3rd, 2006
11:57:19 PM CDT
(0)
hehehe
hamjamt
August 4th, 2006
12:05:05 AM CDT
(0)
MS SAM
RobbyJM
August 4th, 2006
12:26:07 AM CDT
(0)
I need a ringtone for this now xD 5. I seriously can't stop laughing.
Haroshia
August 4th, 2006
12:28:43 AM CDT
(0)
Quality.
coonzforsuppa
August 4th, 2006
12:56:40 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for automatic circumsisers
Sydd
August 4th, 2006
1:02:45 AM CDT
(0)
ULTRA COMBO
Bendark
August 4th, 2006
1:17:26 AM CDT
(0)
So thats who does my Ventrilo voice.... Grr I hate him.
superbigburrito
August 4th, 2006
3:56:52 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAAHAHHA
Synod
August 4th, 2006
4:34:07 AM CDT
(0)
...also Tequila
bhk
August 4th, 2006
4:42:33 AM CDT
(0)
This one lacks what the "Stan sells Guybrush" ytmnd had - originality and adds very little to make it redeeming in any way. You've taken the same concept, used the Microsoft Sam bot and edited out Stan.. wow.
SinfulBliss
August 4th, 2006
5:03:52 AM CDT
(0)
Also tekwila.
GTzCadillac
August 4th, 2006
5:23:18 AM CDT
(0)
The f*ck is YTMND? It used to be so great until... LOL I GIVE UP
Poho
August 4th, 2006
5:34:18 AM CDT
(0)
amazing
ifreekmislfowt
August 4th, 2006
5:35:27 AM CDT
(0)
his name is Microsoft Sam
FlounderFoot
August 4th, 2006
5:49:36 AM CDT
(0)
yar, te-quil-ah
itsmytime
August 4th, 2006
5:56:52 AM CDT
(0)
omg hhahahah lmao
AndySavage
August 4th, 2006
6:22:19 AM CDT
(0)
I like the arms.
Baron
August 4th, 2006
6:32:19 AM CDT
(0)
cool but would have been better if you imposed the hardware store song rhythm onto it.
Vegus
August 4th, 2006
6:38:02 AM CDT
(0)
Excellent Comrade kikadet, the Party is pleased.
zuljinforthewin
August 4th, 2006
6:47:35 AM CDT
(0)
Well, first off I don't especially like the Guybrush fad, but your idea was original, while not too far out of the ballpark that someone else wouldn't have made it. I'm giving you a two, instead of a 1
coreycubed
August 4th, 2006
6:50:45 AM CDT
(0)
TTS BOTS NOT FUNNY K THX
X23
August 4th, 2006
7:06:25 AM CDT
(0)
Microsoft sam strikes again
DanTheMan101
August 4th, 2006
7:10:43 AM CDT
(0)
Neato
FleshMachine
August 4th, 2006
7:10:46 AM CDT
(0)
+4 for making a YTMND that made me lawl, when originally I hated it.
Darkfall
August 4th, 2006
7:15:36 AM CDT
(0)
lol
DaChazman
August 4th, 2006
8:07:15 AM CDT
(0)
LEWL
halo2master
August 4th, 2006
8:09:49 AM CDT
(0)
rofl wth -_-
MonkeyFriedRice
August 4th, 2006
8:14:30 AM CDT
(0)
AWE5OME!
komali-2
August 4th, 2006
8:24:07 AM CDT
(0)
lol
AirIsPoison
August 4th, 2006
8:38:38 AM CDT
(0)
make his foot tap. THE FOOT MUST TAP.
zomglolzxd
March 28th, 2007
3:20:14 PM CDT
(0)
lolz
KnexusNights
August 4th, 2006
8:39:56 AM CDT
(0)
Have to love that .gif
mcnichoj
August 4th, 2006
8:55:00 AM CDT
(0)
You is awesome.
em0eric
August 4th, 2006
9:06:21 AM CDT
(0)
lol brilliant!
Nightshade280
August 4th, 2006
9:09:41 AM CDT
(0)
also tequila
Shorty-Longstrokin
August 4th, 2006
9:26:43 AM CDT
(0)
That dude needs to lay off the "taquilla."
Herbie
August 4th, 2006
10:04:56 AM CDT
(0)
I love the TTS bot fad. 5!
ILikeFish
August 4th, 2006
10:36:11 AM CDT
(0)
five for the song alone.
Mson
August 4th, 2006
10:39:17 AM CDT
(0)
i heard 'high performance lubrication'.... =\
DeathblowJulius
August 4th, 2006
11:07:07 AM CDT
(0)
XD !!!!
Jonnyboy07
August 4th, 2006
11:09:28 AM CDT
(0)
TEQUILA!
HealthyAlmonds
August 4th, 2006
11:12:23 AM CDT
(0)
AppFlapJack
August 4th, 2006
11:45:54 AM CDT
(0)
Haha great
eliteshibby
August 4th, 2006
12:00:54 PM CDT
(0)
You get a 5 simply for synchronising Micrsoft Sam's monotone voice to a very toneful song.
gamekid
August 4th, 2006
12:03:18 PM CDT
(0)
Would've been auto-Faved for syncing Microsoft Sam to a Weird Al song, but I didn't like the original one or this fad in general.
gamekid
August 4th, 2006
12:04:30 PM CDT
(0)
...and by "this fad" I mean the Stan/Guybrush fad. The TTS fad KICKS ASS.
Uberizer
August 4th, 2006
12:14:42 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha go on TTS
LordScythe
August 4th, 2006
12:31:18 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for TTS/hardware store, -4 for no reason, +4 for the ride ze shoopuf comment
gobbajimmeh
August 4th, 2006
12:33:03 PM CDT
(0)
lol
militiagung64
August 4th, 2006
12:36:04 PM CDT
(0)
Sweet. -1 for leaving sign as Stan though
AirIsPoison
August 4th, 2006
1:17:10 PM CDT
(0)
you win some stars!
Armitage112
August 4th, 2006
2:04:02 PM CDT
(0)
Stan went on vacation and bought the robot to take over while he's gone. Everyone's got a robot nowadays. Also, tekwilla.
Ess3nmacher
August 4th, 2006
2:27:20 PM CDT
(0)
good, but weird al just sounds better. nice idea though.
at0micfly
August 4th, 2006
2:43:04 PM CDT
(0)
high performance lubrication
biologicalcomponent
August 4th, 2006
3:02:07 PM CDT
(0)
TTS rules.
Mchmike
August 4th, 2006
3:11:52 PM CDT
(0)
This is incredibly impressive! I totally dig this!
Other-Guy
August 4th, 2006
3:16:13 PM CDT
(0)
I ♥ TTS Bot.
csartanis
August 4th, 2006
3:17:31 PM CDT
(0)
这就是赢
Kamon
August 4th, 2006
4:09:33 PM CDT
(0)
5'd cause I loooooooooooool'd.
TheMadMonkey
August 4th, 2006
5:59:21 PM CDT
(0)
Would've been better with a punchline, like add tekwilla to the end or something....
Diablo
August 4th, 2006
5:59:36 PM CDT
(0)
TTS BOT IS FUNNY K THX
foulsmellingdischarg
August 4th, 2006
6:15:24 PM CDT
(0)
crap
n00beatz
August 4th, 2006
6:35:38 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL that is pretty good!
Copperman
August 4th, 2006
6:50:00 PM CDT
(0)
te quill a
Kitarotamok
August 4th, 2006
7:05:50 PM CDT
(0)
I ROFL'd FOR REAL
mfndve
August 4th, 2006
7:49:12 PM CDT
(0)
stephen hawking?
State-of-mind
August 4th, 2006
8:14:35 PM CDT
(0)
lol
alextide32
August 4th, 2006
8:38:19 PM CDT
(0)
nice
TheRogueMexican
August 4th, 2006
8:40:35 PM CDT
(0)
Sorry I prefer the original.
galactor
August 4th, 2006
8:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
While I was going to give this a three for robot rapage... I then noticed the tequila and couldn't bring myself to do it.
silv3r
August 4th, 2006
9:43:22 PM CDT
(0)
5'd as I said I would ^^ oh, and I appreciate the update msg ;D
Starfucker
August 6th, 2006
9:29:16 AM CDT
(0)
lawl!
Enterprisee
August 9th, 2006
3:25:24 PM CDT
(0)
lol, 5'd for TEQUILA in his hand
mrupvoter
August 31st, 2006
12:20:37 AM CDT
(0)
Clever!
Rellik
October 17th, 2006
4:55:23 PM CDT
(0)
loved it downvoted
ChibiGoku
December 12th, 2006
8:20:12 PM CST
(0)
o.o
JoeyJoeJoe
January 16th, 2007
8:05:47 PM CST
(0)
win
DrunkenCommando
March 30th, 2007
8:01:00 PM CDT
(0)
Lacks originality, and personally, I disliked it.