how to spot a fake pirate
Created on: August 1st, 2006
how to spot a fake pirate
Dave4eva2k3 
piratecritique.ytmnd.com
I stumbled across this picture of this so called "pirate" while innocently surfing the internet. Needless to say I was shocked. PIT, or Pirate identity theft is on the rise people, its up to us to put an end to it once and for all.
some f*g
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Galacanakis
August 1st, 2006
12:46:14 AM CDT
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LTE f*ckin rules Dream Theater is the best though ;)
reggie-wanker
August 1st, 2006
12:47:51 AM CDT
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Educational.
Helpery
August 1st, 2006
12:49:12 AM CDT
(0)
Hilarious
BTape
August 1st, 2006
12:52:52 AM CDT
(0)
SHIVAR MEE TIMBARS!!
TheScyphozoa
May 23rd, 2008
5:17:12 PM CDT
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You mean TIMBARZ. And you forgot the !!!1!!one!1
RuBBa-cHiKiN
August 1st, 2006
12:53:45 AM CDT
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Arrest Him For Piracy Fraud!
rambunctiousrat
August 1st, 2006
12:57:46 AM CDT
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poor kid
emiliod
August 1st, 2006
1:04:16 AM CDT
(0)
win
rtg83
August 1st, 2006
1:24:52 AM CDT
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Thanks! I'll remember this next time I'm sailing the seven seas
IHateAnime
August 1st, 2006
1:34:25 AM CDT
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I think it would have been better if the comments didn't point out the obvious, such as "real pirates had black tights with red stripes" I dunno, my two cents.
simsimbean
August 1st, 2006
2:00:33 AM CDT
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Learn to spell "rediculous" and maybe I'll think about 5'ing it. :P
Elephant
August 1st, 2006
2:08:24 AM CDT
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PEANUTS!
antphoenix
August 1st, 2006
2:09:32 AM CDT
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lol@"some f*g"
shadowzero920
August 1st, 2006
2:16:06 AM CDT
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Ridiculous RID Remember kids, think Ridicule when you spell ridiculous, because that is what people will do to you if you spell it wrong.
Hexane
August 1st, 2006
2:18:12 AM CDT
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Chronos525
August 1st, 2006
2:23:10 AM CDT
(0)
PIT
Inziladun
August 1st, 2006
2:43:00 AM CDT
(0)
A fake pirate is anyone kids today would actually expect a pirate to be :P
vaporizedbaby
August 1st, 2006
2:44:08 AM CDT
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Hahaha call maddox and tell him about this shocking development. I'm sure he'd write a hilarious article about it!
Bupo
August 1st, 2006
3:06:20 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
X605Scorpion
August 1st, 2006
3:12:27 AM CDT
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"While innocently surfing the internet" Lawl. LIES!!1
CrUnKAiNtDeAd87
August 1st, 2006
3:13:50 AM CDT
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indeed he is some f*g
dryer-sheets
August 1st, 2006
3:22:10 AM CDT
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not to mention his "pirate hat" looks like its made out of foam.
maximinimus
August 1st, 2006
3:30:40 AM CDT
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Without a doubt the WORST YTMND I have ever seen
vxskud
August 1st, 2006
3:31:39 AM CDT
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lol looks like a kid i went to school with
chibbi-american
August 1st, 2006
3:38:19 AM CDT
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needs the pirate song from lazy town
hamporter
August 1st, 2006
3:45:53 AM CDT
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4 for "some f*g"
mikeyfapper
August 1st, 2006
3:57:09 AM CDT
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I agree on all points, pirate posers must be stopped.
mikeyfapper
August 1st, 2006
3:58:22 AM CDT
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also, a proper pirate should be holding booze (preferably rum).
Poho
August 1st, 2006
4:29:04 AM CDT
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5'd for Three Minute Warning
ChowRiit
August 1st, 2006
4:32:40 AM CDT
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"I'm a little teapot..."
pyr0king13
August 1st, 2006
4:40:39 AM CDT
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Well at least hes learning early that pirates > ninjas.
ROFLLMAOZ
August 1st, 2006
4:41:51 AM CDT
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U KNOW NOTHING OF THE PIRATE LIFE, GIMME UR ADDRESS
Votey
August 1st, 2006
4:59:03 AM CDT
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Since "ridiculous" has already been covered, I shall repremand you for misspelling "handkerchief." Good day.
piecepeace
August 1st, 2006
4:59:12 AM CDT
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true, but you spelled ridiculous incorrectly and used the word 'gay' out of context.
PhantomToJ
August 1st, 2006
5:20:27 AM CDT
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Where's the rum gone?
cowofdoom78963
August 1st, 2006
5:27:08 AM CDT
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He dident fool me for a second.
Kanakana
August 1st, 2006
5:35:36 AM CDT
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Poser. Let's alert the internets and get maddox go medieval on this kiddo.
DaiSukE07
August 1st, 2006
5:39:27 AM CDT
(0)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
State-of-mind
August 1st, 2006
5:55:42 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
Keyblademaster99
August 1st, 2006
6:06:39 AM CDT
(0)
Cite your sources. Otherwise nice MS Paint work.
TetrisAnarchist
August 1st, 2006
6:11:18 AM CDT
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It is green. Send to Maddox.
CitrusFreak12
August 1st, 2006
6:21:36 AM CDT
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Ridiculous, not rediculous.
norvan
August 1st, 2006
6:25:22 AM CDT
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5'd for LTE. I couldnt give half a sh*t for the actual ytmnd.
GrammarNazi
August 1st, 2006
6:31:09 AM CDT
(0)
rEdiculous, FTL! RIdiculous FTW!
nekcod
August 1st, 2006
6:34:40 AM CDT
(0)
THIS YTMND IS REDICULOUS!
meowmixxx
August 1st, 2006
6:39:33 AM CDT
(0)
That guy could actually pass off as a royal navy officer. But no, not a pirate.
HeartSpasms
August 1st, 2006
6:59:31 AM CDT
(0)
lol "shiver me timbers" pose.
NickPappagiorgio
August 1st, 2006
7:05:32 AM CDT
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You can't spell.
SlasherManEXE
August 1st, 2006
7:06:06 AM CDT
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yeah, that guy's gay
TehFunksta
August 1st, 2006
7:10:16 AM CDT
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hahahha
Faunis
August 1st, 2006
7:18:03 AM CDT
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Dude, settle down
Squeezies
August 1st, 2006
7:19:09 AM CDT
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i will need this for future referrence.
Kaimon
August 1st, 2006
7:20:09 AM CDT
(0)
But you HAVE seen him.
zizzypwnn
August 1st, 2006
7:22:46 AM CDT
(0)
Halloween costume models are most amusing.
Keuven
August 1st, 2006
7:33:34 AM CDT
(0)
without a doubt.
CPHW
August 1st, 2006
7:35:56 AM CDT
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Liquid Tension Experiment for the f*cking win.
SimonZeno
August 1st, 2006
7:42:30 AM CDT
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some f*g
cambot
August 1st, 2006
7:43:27 AM CDT
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looks like your standart gay pirate to me
kujo62
August 1st, 2006
7:48:12 AM CDT
(0)
RIDICULOUS
mrconanistheman
August 1st, 2006
7:48:45 AM CDT
(0)
Skechers is spelled S-K-E-C-H-E-R-S.
Wwoody123
August 1st, 2006
7:56:31 AM CDT
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"shiver me timber" comment=5
spiffyfitz
August 1st, 2006
8:01:00 AM CDT
(0)
It's the 'S'
ThatGuyThere
August 1st, 2006
8:10:49 AM CDT
(0)
+5000 for LTE.
gotbluboy
August 1st, 2006
8:15:14 AM CDT
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+5 for looks like me when i was 9
altima88
August 1st, 2006
8:27:10 AM CDT
(0)
5 for LTE
bubblen
August 1st, 2006
8:29:24 AM CDT
(1)
what about the Ronald McDonald tights?
LaffertyDaniel
August 1st, 2006
8:29:55 AM CDT
(0)
haha
adamadam
August 1st, 2006
8:31:09 AM CDT
(0)
cocks? no cocks
EdUntilImDead
August 1st, 2006
8:31:58 AM CDT
(0)
5 for pirates and mike portnoy.
Peepsalot
August 1st, 2006
8:42:14 AM CDT
(0)
WHY IS THERE A CHILD?!?
drjones56
August 1st, 2006
8:44:20 AM CDT
(0)
useful... and suckle on my timber down south. 0_o
BallsDeVito
August 1st, 2006
8:54:46 AM CDT
(0)
Maddox??!?
bubblen
August 1st, 2006
8:56:36 AM CDT
(0)
Oh and 5 just for the image source
QuikBMWkid
August 1st, 2006
8:59:44 AM CDT
(0)
unbelievably awesome music for such a simple ytmnd. and also, yes that is a completely horrible pirate.
Dave4eva2k3
August 1st, 2006
9:01:29 AM CDT
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it's ridiculous f*g
Dave4eva2k3
August 1st, 2006
9:04:09 AM CDT
(0)
omg and dont put cocks in the keywords IF THERE ARENT ANY COCKS!!>!!!!>?!? 1D
GammaKitsune
August 1st, 2006
9:32:27 AM CDT
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See, that's why Ninja are better.
Metah
August 1st, 2006
10:42:51 AM CDT
(0)
Cut him some slack, its a costume.
topdrunks
August 1st, 2006
2:12:27 PM CDT
(0)
POTC quote ftw
TheFerretKing
August 1st, 2006
4:41:55 PM CDT
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I dressed up as a pirate for Halloween last year and did the Cptn Morgan pose... I'm afraid he be to young to go lookin' fer booty! Also... no eyepatch or parrot. Dern kids now-a-days... Maddox needs some recruits!
mord
August 2nd, 2006
6:55:32 AM CDT
(0)
keywords = 5ed
FeuillyxJoly
August 2nd, 2006
8:07:12 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG. 5'd for the Norrington quote because Norrington is f*cking GOD.
zkilla
August 2nd, 2006
2:08:15 PM CDT
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why the FVCK is he holding a double barrel sawn off? is he a hillbilly pirate wannabe?
Miltons-Stapler
August 29th, 2006
8:37:16 PM CDT
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Without a doubt the WORST Pirate YTMND I have ever seen.
Miltons-Stapler
August 29th, 2006
8:38:23 PM CDT
(0)
Bah, you earned a 3 for the Image Origin of ' Some f*g '. Still sucks, though.
MrFizzy
October 10th, 2006
6:04:18 PM CDT
(0)
lmao!!
zomglolwtfzor
October 21st, 2006
6:24:25 PM CDT
(0)
lol and his belt is around the stomach not the hips