Scientology Hotline
Created on: July 30th, 2006
Scientology Hotline
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Boggie
July 30th, 2006
5:04:45 PM CDT
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lol
Element-Leaf
July 30th, 2006
5:04:51 PM CDT
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Love it!
craptor
July 30th, 2006
5:07:48 PM CDT
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what?
Tooooon
July 30th, 2006
5:09:31 PM CDT
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wtf lol
smoothmedia
July 30th, 2006
5:10:50 PM CDT
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wow!
ps2prosk8er
July 30th, 2006
5:13:35 PM CDT
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lol
cnek
July 30th, 2006
5:21:45 PM CDT
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LAWLS
Rhyo
July 30th, 2006
5:22:15 PM CDT
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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now" - great stuff :D
CaptainCommunist
July 30th, 2006
5:29:20 PM CDT
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heheh prertty funny
muffin-man
July 30th, 2006
5:32:41 PM CDT
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thats not real but still funny
gamekid
July 30th, 2006
5:35:05 PM CDT
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Not original, but somewhat funny.
Nickademus
July 30th, 2006
5:39:26 PM CDT
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whats that number?
St205
July 30th, 2006
5:50:32 PM CDT
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Funny enough for me.
bobsagget
July 30th, 2006
6:01:55 PM CDT
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lol
Drac39
July 30th, 2006
6:08:13 PM CDT
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Honest to God is that the actual hotline?
Drac39
July 30th, 2006
6:09:30 PM CDT
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Sounds like it lol,I wouldn't be surprised if it was hehe
applicableone
July 30th, 2006
6:13:41 PM CDT
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"You are a liar."
Axel-Foley
July 30th, 2006
6:14:10 PM CDT
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its not
ac6517
July 30th, 2006
6:14:29 PM CDT
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yeah pretty funny
applicableone
July 30th, 2006
6:15:40 PM CDT
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....Yes... The actual hotline is an automated message that can magically understand you and respond to your comments... Dear god people, use your f*cking heads!
Stonen
July 30th, 2006
6:16:30 PM CDT
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WTF, LAWL.
Reaudribion
July 30th, 2006
6:22:29 PM CDT
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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now" - great stuff :D
BallsDeVito
July 30th, 2006
6:23:54 PM CDT
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Sheduale
HealthKit
July 30th, 2006
6:27:40 PM CDT
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Lol, Science and spirituality don't mix. They're completely different.
NeoHazard
July 30th, 2006
6:27:59 PM CDT
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THat's hilarious.
MidEastBeastL337
July 30th, 2006
6:36:33 PM CDT
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ROFLMAO
JamesTheUndead
July 30th, 2006
6:39:45 PM CDT
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I would do without the Katie Holmes thing, but it is great!
kuntakinte
July 30th, 2006
6:42:09 PM CDT
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ahahahaha
clg2005
July 30th, 2006
6:48:42 PM CDT
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lol ...liar !
Tojarax
July 30th, 2006
6:50:24 PM CDT
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=D
likeakiller
July 30th, 2006
7:00:20 PM CDT
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If no one is completely happy with their life, then being in scientology doesn't really solve anything, because scientologists aren't completely happy with their lives. (Unless, of course, they aren't counting them as people, which makes complete sense).
versus257
July 30th, 2006
7:19:19 PM CDT
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omg that is so long I would've 1'd if it sucked
Nuroticat
July 30th, 2006
7:23:41 PM CDT
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"To upgrade from Kabbalah to scientology, press 3!"
Toilet
July 30th, 2006
7:24:18 PM CDT
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too lazy to listen all of it
GrandMasterJigga
July 30th, 2006
7:34:04 PM CDT
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^^^^ and that justifies 2'ing it?
swartkrans
July 30th, 2006
7:44:28 PM CDT
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ihahahaha
Lanky
July 30th, 2006
7:46:08 PM CDT
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golden
Ygg
July 30th, 2006
7:51:46 PM CDT
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I LOVE YOU
sexymofo
July 30th, 2006
7:58:25 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
LordoftehIntarweb
July 30th, 2006
8:04:29 PM CDT
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Lawl! Win for you... "Your a liar, i'll press two for you"... I lol'd at that and "Sorry for the people who got 'Scientology IS for dummies'" Hahaha
arc
July 30th, 2006
8:06:55 PM CDT
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I call this INTENSE LOL
Neek
July 30th, 2006
8:17:44 PM CDT
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You are a LIAR... scientology is for dumbies.
heeroyuy135
July 30th, 2006
8:33:07 PM CDT
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5'd
carps
July 30th, 2006
8:42:21 PM CDT
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lyre!
CaptainRobo
July 30th, 2006
8:53:00 PM CDT
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SCTENTOLOGY
Bonsey
July 30th, 2006
9:03:34 PM CDT
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this...CANNOT be real
thirdcadetrague
July 30th, 2006
9:31:45 PM CDT
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5 for "To find your spot on the Kirstie Alley feeding schedule."
PCF
July 30th, 2006
9:35:43 PM CDT
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MAPO DOWNVOTES SITES ON THE UP AND COMING SO HIS STAYS UP. LOOK AT HIS VOTE HISTORY
seventyeight
July 30th, 2006
9:39:17 PM CDT
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f*ck YOU DOWNVOTER
Popsman
July 30th, 2006
9:39:27 PM CDT
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Old. Also, since it's a chick speaking, tits or gtfo.
krowa04
July 30th, 2006
9:55:25 PM CDT
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Kirstie Ally Feeding schedule = 5
ibez
July 30th, 2006
10:02:42 PM CDT
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Would have 5'd if anything on the page was actually made by you.
DoomFrost
July 30th, 2006
10:04:31 PM CDT
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"You pressed one, you're a liar." Gave it a 5.
KraziKilla
July 30th, 2006
10:05:53 PM CDT
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not original, but funny
Asgard01
July 30th, 2006
10:08:02 PM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
PCF
July 30th, 2006
10:09:02 PM CDT
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DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTERDOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTERDOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER DOWNVOTER THIS GUY DOWNVOTES UP AND COMING SITES SO HIS STAYS UP
Delphic
July 30th, 2006
10:09:18 PM CDT
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HAHAHAHAHA OMG That was awesome, fav'd and 5'd
zigar01
July 30th, 2006
10:12:16 PM CDT
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hahahahahahaha
jarripotter
July 30th, 2006
10:15:08 PM CDT
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well well well. now i see what you did there, which is, NOTHING!
wtfhaxors
July 30th, 2006
10:19:47 PM CDT
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lol fap fap
Humphro
July 30th, 2006
10:39:24 PM CDT
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I lol'd.
Elephant
July 30th, 2006
11:05:34 PM CDT
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PEANUTS!
KingSavage
July 30th, 2006
11:09:31 PM CDT
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"To upgrade from Kaballah to Scientology for free, press three." Lol, movie stars and their stupid religions.
siccoyote
July 30th, 2006
11:10:57 PM CDT
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The Upgrade bit lolled me.
projectswift
July 30th, 2006
11:11:57 PM CDT
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fah Q all
SUNOB
July 30th, 2006
11:12:43 PM CDT
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Haha, by the way they have voice recognition systems that will understand exactly what that guy said and can pretty much understand any sentence or word you speak. I dont think it was the case here, but it is now possible and used by lots of companies now.
CrispyEd
July 30th, 2006
11:16:32 PM CDT
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5'd because you...are lying.
paulink
July 30th, 2006
11:36:29 PM CDT
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lol
bhk
July 31st, 2006
12:18:39 AM CDT
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Long, but good bashing of Scientology. 4
PooperMucky
July 31st, 2006
12:37:13 AM CDT
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Har!
skza
July 31st, 2006
12:51:46 AM CDT
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lawl bash those bastards
darkreign
July 31st, 2006
12:56:06 AM CDT
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Lawlerpalooza!
frasierdog
July 31st, 2006
1:10:34 AM CDT
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brilliant
Bupo
July 31st, 2006
1:35:26 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
Ph3oNiX
July 31st, 2006
2:42:24 AM CDT
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You are a liar!
mrvlcmcs
July 31st, 2006
2:48:13 AM CDT
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Nukeitall
July 31st, 2006
2:55:50 AM CDT
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YOU'RE A LIAR
TallestSteven
July 31st, 2006
3:17:17 AM CDT
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You are a liar! Let me press 5 for you now
Shinsenbaka-san
July 31st, 2006
3:26:19 AM CDT
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ROCKS!
TheGodofCows
July 31st, 2006
3:46:56 AM CDT
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5 is for you
MrBubbles
July 31st, 2006
5:27:27 AM CDT
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lol
Xzar
July 31st, 2006
6:06:59 AM CDT
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That was classic!!!
geoguy91
July 31st, 2006
6:07:04 AM CDT
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eh, it's okay, pretty good.
Fat-AZZ
July 31st, 2006
6:24:43 AM CDT
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LOL WTF
jkh77
July 31st, 2006
6:43:00 AM CDT
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Lol, but it needs text. Picture, sound, text, a singular focus, not a short f*ggy film. :l
Konpeito
July 31st, 2006
6:57:13 AM CDT
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stupid voicemail!
Snaiperskaya
July 31st, 2006
7:05:41 AM CDT
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"too lazy to listen all of it" QFT
Keyblademaster99
July 31st, 2006
7:16:09 AM CDT
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unoriginal, obviously fake, old, and serious lack of image.
br00ksy
July 31st, 2006
7:16:54 AM CDT
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uhm..
man-of-war
July 31st, 2006
7:31:18 AM CDT
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OMG, i thought that was real untill the thing with the mission impossible music.
Typify
July 31st, 2006
7:43:37 AM CDT
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Awesomeness. All religions are stupid, though.
ghosttown80
July 31st, 2006
7:54:10 AM CDT
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"You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now"
OrangeDave
July 31st, 2006
8:01:38 AM CDT
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I did a double take when I heard, "You're a liar, let me press 2 for you now"
DesolataX
July 31st, 2006
8:01:48 AM CDT
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OMG!!!
longshot789
July 31st, 2006
8:04:40 AM CDT
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har
FishY3
July 31st, 2006
8:19:10 AM CDT
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LOL!
Hazake
July 31st, 2006
8:20:09 AM CDT
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If this is katie Holmes, press 1, LOL
The-Third-Man
July 31st, 2006
8:36:52 AM CDT
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It sucked. Liar I'll vote 5 for you.
Takon
July 31st, 2006
8:40:25 AM CDT
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IT'S SHODAN!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Shock
insanityinc
July 31st, 2006
8:42:08 AM CDT
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It's true!! ALL TRUE!!!
g377h3l3d0u7
July 31st, 2006
8:42:49 AM CDT
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i love you long time
Painkiller101
July 31st, 2006
8:48:09 AM CDT
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nice touch with teh katie holmes
AoZain
July 31st, 2006
8:50:59 AM CDT
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lewl
looney-bin
July 31st, 2006
9:16:42 AM CDT
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@Keyblade: Of course it's fake. DUR! 5'd
QReaper
July 31st, 2006
9:35:05 AM CDT
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Servitors killed L. Ron!
gir489
July 31st, 2006
9:55:15 AM CDT
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You are a lier, I'll press 2 for you.
Swordfish45
July 31st, 2006
10:11:44 AM CDT
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Hello agent Holmes... 5
Adrnshw6
July 31st, 2006
10:12:21 AM CDT
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Obviously fake... not bad tho.
vera
July 31st, 2006
10:46:20 AM CDT
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hehehe
vertigo
July 31st, 2006
10:47:40 AM CDT
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Definitely fake, but some of the funniest stuff is.
cecilbdemented
July 31st, 2006
11:08:35 AM CDT
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Funny.
Snadzies
July 31st, 2006
11:10:20 AM CDT
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Science fiction writer other then our own L Ron. Awesome XD
getsmorcooter
July 31st, 2006
11:13:06 AM CDT
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I lolled.
sporkus
July 31st, 2006
11:13:46 AM CDT
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Kristy Allen feeding schedule. XD
InsertDumbName
July 31st, 2006
11:18:10 AM CDT
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you pressed 1 your a liar ill press 2 for you... =D
hot564231
July 31st, 2006
11:30:37 AM CDT
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Bwhahahhahahahah!
foxthree
July 31st, 2006
11:39:05 AM CDT
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also cocks.
FamilyValuePack
July 31st, 2006
11:50:57 AM CDT
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"There is no right or wrong in scientology, *beep* you have pressed the wrong key" Thats gets you the 5 + FAV!
squirrelsgonewild
July 31st, 2006
11:59:29 AM CDT
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You are a liar.
Patchubis
July 31st, 2006
12:01:53 PM CDT
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Rofl
Raziya
July 31st, 2006
12:12:31 PM CDT
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LAWLS. This was awesome, seriously made me laugh out loud! XD
straytalk
July 31st, 2006
12:25:50 PM CDT
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liar!
UncleJimbo827
July 31st, 2006
12:26:30 PM CDT
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I wonder if there's a real hotline somewhere...
Turtle-Stew
July 31st, 2006
12:41:09 PM CDT
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Hahahawh!
Kayin
July 31st, 2006
12:44:11 PM CDT
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massive damage
Doomrock
July 31st, 2006
1:03:08 PM CDT
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Trademarked image! You gon' get sued!
BrowncoatAaron
July 31st, 2006
1:11:19 PM CDT
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why isn''t this further up on the list?
Gray-Idol
July 31st, 2006
1:15:53 PM CDT
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I would give it a higher grade, but this wasn't your audio... It was funny though...
TimeTravelingEchidna
July 31st, 2006
1:40:00 PM CDT
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5 for the phone automation calling the guy a liar.
venom4489
July 31st, 2006
1:49:51 PM CDT
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lol
The-Eliminator
July 31st, 2006
2:00:35 PM CDT
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I AM HAPPY WITH MY LIFE YOU DIE NOW
tszwarc
July 31st, 2006
2:00:47 PM CDT
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this totally stole my idea http://scientologyis.ytmnd.com/
gnr5999
July 31st, 2006
2:08:02 PM CDT
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lol ive called that at a birthday party. i got the security on the phone and he threatened me, but i used skype! so i basically called him a n****r
gnr5999
July 31st, 2006
2:09:44 PM CDT
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nvm that isnt a hotline lol i listened to the whole thing but there is a good one ill find the number
endin
July 31st, 2006
2:55:43 PM CDT
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great :)
zykomike
July 31st, 2006
2:58:03 PM CDT
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haha, good stuff.
CharredPrimate
July 31st, 2006
3:11:21 PM CDT
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now thats some pretty f*cked up sh*t right here
NeverClever
July 31st, 2006
3:17:00 PM CDT
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credited you, press two? http://presstwo.ytmnd.com/
angry-dude
July 31st, 2006
3:34:12 PM CDT
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BWAHJAHAHAHHA
Yao
July 31st, 2006
3:44:49 PM CDT
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"You are a liar. I will press 2 for you." Insta-5.
knip
July 31st, 2006
4:06:04 PM CDT
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andrewcool
July 31st, 2006
4:08:39 PM CDT
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LOL..Love it!
Carnixx
July 31st, 2006
4:10:39 PM CDT
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HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF
OMGcustomYTMND
July 31st, 2006
4:31:13 PM CDT
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lol
CaptainRescue
July 31st, 2006
4:48:52 PM CDT
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"HAHAHAHA I PISSED MYSELF" is not something I'd admit to
BTVagrant
July 31st, 2006
4:50:02 PM CDT
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I aM a ThEtAn....
Goin-Solo
July 31st, 2006
5:20:14 PM CDT
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5 for "I'll press 2 for you" rofl.
Kir
July 31st, 2006
5:50:57 PM CDT
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LIAR. You cen be happy with beer.
tronus
July 31st, 2006
6:05:21 PM CDT
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Holy f*ck? Is that real? What the f*ck? f*ckin what? Wait... I just heard Scientology IS for dummies. Wow. It was so hard to tell at first... I just can't tell what's real and fake with all these religions anymore.
isonoe
July 31st, 2006
6:29:30 PM CDT
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SCIENTOLOGY IS FOR DUMMIES
DGMavn
July 31st, 2006
7:00:49 PM CDT
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YOU ARE A LIAR
royaljared
July 31st, 2006
7:02:46 PM CDT
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BOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
sylvisj
July 31st, 2006
7:17:01 PM CDT
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Haha this was pretty good
Schmoofy
July 31st, 2006
8:15:06 PM CDT
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lmao
staticplastic
July 31st, 2006
8:30:52 PM CDT
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let's talk 'bout it.
The-Victory-Fish
July 31st, 2006
8:58:06 PM CDT
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5 if you made it, 5 if you didn't
VBGOD
August 2nd, 2006
5:55:52 PM CDT
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Nice
Saws
August 10th, 2006
11:43:59 AM CDT
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i am amused, but wai is the t a cross?
southpark
August 29th, 2006
2:23:07 AM CDT
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Im a lier :(
Refractor
September 5th, 2006
11:41:18 PM CDT
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LOL
zephyran
September 11th, 2006
7:42:49 PM CDT
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Sorry, madam, but that wasn't a printing error...
VOTECODER5
September 29th, 2006
4:36:10 PM CDT
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ravvie
December 1st, 2006
9:46:16 PM CST
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I nearly pissed myself at the end.
BMW330i
December 11th, 2006
8:10:12 AM CST
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what yaphail yes.
Aranyszarvas2
March 10th, 2007
4:00:14 PM CST
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you're a f*cking liar!!!