Riker Checks Out A Trek Convention
Created on: July 27th, 2006
Riker Checks Out A Trek Convention
ottervomit 
rikergeekcon.ytmnd.com
Dedicated to my good friend Faith (its her birthday!)
Riker Fad (TNG -Measure of a Man), Shatner SNL Skit
Star Trek Soundtrack, Shatner telling me to get a life

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ItsDoctorVenkman
July 27th, 2006
8:03:56 PM CDT
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Haha...Very Creative. Nice Idea.
Necronomicon
July 27th, 2006
8:05:20 PM CDT
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Jon Lovitz's reaction is almost identical to Riker's... This is full of win.
Peppers
July 27th, 2006
8:06:06 PM CDT
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What I gotta say is gonna rock your world, I like the cupholder.
SeriousLee
July 27th, 2006
8:07:12 PM CDT
(0)
Good Stuff, 5'd
mantenna
July 27th, 2006
8:07:45 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, Riker feels for Jon Lovitz
RudeboyShaves
July 27th, 2006
8:07:49 PM CDT
(0)
LOL! Foreshame Trekkies....forshame!
zanretsu
July 27th, 2006
8:10:14 PM CDT
(0)
Did Shatner really say that to everyone? He should've gotten a trekkie ass-whoppin'.
zanretsu
July 27th, 2006
8:11:33 PM CDT
(1)
Oh, it's SNL. I so knew that
Baker
July 27th, 2006
8:12:08 PM CDT
(0)
I fully endorse this (event or product).
Neek
July 27th, 2006
8:15:29 PM CDT
(0)
Lmao... poor nerds :(
capungo
July 27th, 2006
8:17:43 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for the Enterprise having live feed: geek con on their systems
klasky
July 27th, 2006
8:20:08 PM CDT
(0)
you know, adding that little outro really set this in a different class from the other 'riker' sites.
Faith
July 27th, 2006
8:25:24 PM CDT
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OMG IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, THANK YOU! BIRTHDAY BUTTSECKS! AND ALSO, COCKS.
Faith
July 27th, 2006
8:27:14 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you, benjrh!
zaboomafoozarg
July 27th, 2006
8:32:20 PM CDT
(0)
star trek? cliche.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
July 27th, 2006
8:34:15 PM CDT
(0)
thetalkinghead
July 27th, 2006
8:45:19 PM CDT
(0)
staveoffzombies
July 27th, 2006
8:53:11 PM CDT
(0)
The added Enterprise flying away at the end..making it seem like an actual episode...nice touch. I love this fad.
ImKndofaBigDeal
July 27th, 2006
8:56:57 PM CDT
(0)
Zing!
Paulie1980
July 27th, 2006
8:59:05 PM CDT
(0)
Comic fuggin genius. I pissed it was so funny.
WerbalKint
July 27th, 2006
9:10:04 PM CDT
(-1)
Riker is the worst fad ever. 2'd for a little effort.
BodilyOddity
July 27th, 2006
9:12:30 PM CDT
(0)
underrated.
NotAnotherGrunt
July 27th, 2006
9:13:34 PM CDT
(0)
very well done, 5 stars
Mr3
July 27th, 2006
9:13:55 PM CDT
(0)
It's an OK fad but not my favorite.
msied
July 27th, 2006
9:16:45 PM CDT
(0)
win
Mr-eX
July 27th, 2006
9:16:59 PM CDT
(0)
Lex Luthor < this fad
gaijineli
July 27th, 2006
9:31:09 PM CDT
(0)
I grok this site.
Frontovik
July 27th, 2006
9:39:20 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking awesome.
powermanz28
July 27th, 2006
9:44:41 PM CDT
(0)
Ok, when I read the title I was immediately reminded of that SNL sketch, and then I clicked and f*cking SAW IT!!!! I'd giveyou 500, but 5's the limit :(
Onel
July 27th, 2006
9:48:37 PM CDT
(0)
I wish that skit was real -.-
Stonen
July 27th, 2006
9:55:36 PM CDT
(0)
I bet Star Trek conventions are fun. I bet there is a huge orgy going on in every lobby of every Holiday Inn with in 30 miles of one of those bad-boys.
ottervomit
July 27th, 2006
10:00:58 PM CDT
(0)
^They actually are quite fun
NorthStar
July 27th, 2006
10:07:36 PM CDT
(0)
lol as always ottervomit FTW!
Jonathyn
July 27th, 2006
10:22:10 PM CDT
(0)
Great use of the classic music cues!
cyclonus
July 27th, 2006
10:30:33 PM CDT
(0)
lmao. Never been to a Trek convention but I have been to Comic Con and a Star Wars one where they had about 10 of the main actors (minus Luke, Han and Leia)...this was in 96 before Episode 1. But yeah, 5'd
ziptal
July 27th, 2006
10:32:28 PM CDT
(0)
haha one of my favorite SNL skits
Chav-Slayer
July 27th, 2006
10:35:44 PM CDT
(0)
The ending was a great touch. Well done.
nutnics
July 27th, 2006
10:37:15 PM CDT
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Riker is a pimp, lets just get that outta the way.
Popsman
July 27th, 2006
10:45:49 PM CDT
(0)
Riker gets more *ss than you could believe. PS Kevin Nealon is awesome.
Halogen
July 27th, 2006
10:46:22 PM CDT
(0)
Silly trekkies, they still do not know the extent to which the Shatner controls him. This was merely a test of faith..
hamporter
July 27th, 2006
10:55:30 PM CDT
(0)
nice
TheBigDawg
July 27th, 2006
10:55:58 PM CDT
(0)
Loved this.
Chunes
July 27th, 2006
11:07:42 PM CDT
(0)
You! You look almost thirty. Have you ever kissed a girl?
mushadv
July 27th, 2006
11:17:00 PM CDT
(0)
so, you didn't change the joke at all.
ottervomit
July 27th, 2006
11:22:38 PM CDT
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^ The joke (or funny part) for me was that John Lovitz lowers his head just like Riker, which was where I was hoping to get lols.
mushadv
July 27th, 2006
11:34:49 PM CDT
(0)
unfortunately, Riker is no longer funny.
ottervomit
July 27th, 2006
11:37:02 PM CDT
(0)
Far be it for me to argue with a guy who's never gotten a site out of the "Recently Created" section!
mushadv
July 27th, 2006
11:43:45 PM CDT
(0)
ow u totaly burned me lol
ottervomit
July 27th, 2006
11:45:00 PM CDT
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Actually, I apologize. That was petty and stupid of me.
money-hat
July 28th, 2006
12:09:28 AM CDT
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5 for Ottervomit, for that favorite SNL skit of mine, for creativity, and for Faith's Birthday. ...so wait... He's excited to tune in a Star Trek convention, got that. LOL. then he's dissapointed when Shatner shoots down the trekkies. but Riker's kissed lots of girls, so why his reaction?.. is he ashamed of Shatner's behavior? or what he said of Trekkies? or is he ashamed of Lovitz, the typical fan?
B0b0TH3H0b0
July 28th, 2006
12:09:31 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL....is that really shatner?
ottervomit
July 28th, 2006
12:15:18 AM CDT
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I thought about making it more along the lines of Riker's never kissed a girl but as any Trek fan knows, that's very inaccurate. I just chalk up his reaction to being generally displeased with the whole thing.
bhk
July 28th, 2006
12:17:04 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for making me laugh out loud.
MrEvilGuy
July 28th, 2006
12:50:28 AM CDT
(0)
beautiful
MasterSitsu
July 28th, 2006
12:53:52 AM CDT
(0)
the ending makes it.
hardcoredkrider
July 28th, 2006
1:32:32 AM CDT
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haha you know what is funny? I have a teacher at film school that was a camera operator on star trek for a few seasons. he said it was really funny and the actors had a hard time taking a lot of the dialogue seriously. especially borg lol
polishvito
July 28th, 2006
1:35:25 AM CDT
(0)
Haha I've seen that skit before, pretty funny.
ProfessorBooty
July 28th, 2006
2:11:57 AM CDT
(0)
I decline to vote.
pendragon
July 28th, 2006
2:28:21 AM CDT
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You should do something like take the dude who played Riker from something that's not ST and show him "Getting on with his life" like he left Starfleet.
Shorty-Longstrokin
July 28th, 2006
2:54:43 AM CDT
(0)
Great, but it's still missing something... Maybe a "Produced by ottervomit" credit at the end written in the blue TNG font?
FiveMinutesAlone
July 28th, 2006
4:05:08 AM CDT
(0)
lol :D
zkilla
July 28th, 2006
4:38:04 AM CDT
(0)
wins
c0n7r0l-fr34k
July 28th, 2006
5:12:22 AM CDT
(0)
nice
Bupo
July 28th, 2006
5:35:22 AM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
CrispyEd
July 28th, 2006
5:48:22 AM CDT
(0)
yes...YES!
Ezraen
July 28th, 2006
6:00:20 AM CDT
(0)
5'ed for the kid with the glasses wiping his tears.
Felryn
July 28th, 2006
6:01:19 AM CDT
(0)
awww.. poor nerds :(
CaptainRescue
July 28th, 2006
6:08:05 AM CDT
(0)
Lol pwnt!
ElPresidente408
July 28th, 2006
6:14:35 AM CDT
(0)
lol
BulkySam
July 28th, 2006
6:27:00 AM CDT
(0)
My favorite SNL sketch.
breakmandx
July 28th, 2006
6:28:42 AM CDT
(0)
LOL.
bobjones
July 28th, 2006
6:55:27 AM CDT
(0)
nice ending
dochowell
July 28th, 2006
7:02:50 AM CDT
(0)
Oh, that's just brilliant.
CrazyManDan
July 28th, 2006
7:10:41 AM CDT
(0)
MAN I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YA MAN FUKCING GEEKS!
Flopsy
July 28th, 2006
7:29:13 AM CDT
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
Celark
July 28th, 2006
8:03:08 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL...."you your in your 30's, have you ever kissed a girl".
Diablo
July 28th, 2006
8:14:03 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
porcellolover
July 28th, 2006
8:17:05 AM CDT
(0)
too much
JengaJim
July 28th, 2006
8:57:34 AM CDT
(0)
5 for jon lovitz
vertigo
July 28th, 2006
8:58:51 AM CDT
(0)
Shatner LAYS THE SMACK DOWN.
pirateslovebooty
July 28th, 2006
9:05:19 AM CDT
(0)
AWESOME
Silky
July 28th, 2006
9:20:35 AM CDT
(0)
The question on everyone's mind: Has Faith ever kissed a girl?
DoctorJuice
July 28th, 2006
9:39:53 AM CDT
(0)
"You! You must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?" I remember that episode lol.
Faith
July 28th, 2006
9:40:24 AM CDT
(0)
Silky, to answer your question, yes. I have kissed TWO girls! And it was hottt.
ZanGerai
July 28th, 2006
9:54:38 AM CDT
(0)
Well done, sir
venom4489
July 28th, 2006
10:15:23 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO
Rexter
July 28th, 2006
10:27:58 AM CDT
(0)
pure win
galaxhood
July 28th, 2006
10:44:52 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Vitalic
July 28th, 2006
10:59:59 AM CDT
(0)
i like this fad
Popageorgio
July 28th, 2006
11:20:41 AM CDT
(0)
Five for Riker's reaction!
TLM0001
July 28th, 2006
12:03:38 PM CDT
(0)
nice one dude
HawkHarrelson
July 28th, 2006
1:32:11 PM CDT
(0)
you can put it on the board..... yes!
knapkinfish
July 28th, 2006
1:40:31 PM CDT
(0)
I have many friends who will come to appreciate this one.
universaladdress
July 28th, 2006
1:50:31 PM CDT
(0)
i don't like star trek but this fad is pretty good.
Stiggy
July 28th, 2006
1:59:14 PM CDT
(0)
I was unsure about the vote until I saw how everybody was hanging their head the same way. Now it's an insta-five.
JasonFrost
July 28th, 2006
2:24:09 PM CDT
(0)
superbe
Frashii
July 28th, 2006
2:36:23 PM CDT
(0)
Riker was smart enough not to go to that convention, but watch it from his spaceship instead. Good call.
Refractor
July 28th, 2006
2:48:42 PM CDT
(0)
LOL people got soooo mad at this SNL skit
aaronak
July 28th, 2006
4:01:02 PM CDT
(0)
PWNED by kirk
SSbrawlfan90
July 28th, 2006
4:05:39 PM CDT
(0)
^_^
TaccyP
July 28th, 2006
6:06:38 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, Very funny.
FairDuel
July 28th, 2006
6:33:01 PM CDT
(0)
I somehow doubt that the ship in Star Trek, which is light years away from Earth, could somehow pick up a television signal from the planet's surface. This is impossible.
ottervomit
July 28th, 2006
6:35:00 PM CDT
(0)
^ Even though they communicate with Earth all the time via sub-space.
Armitage112
July 28th, 2006
7:01:03 PM CDT
(0)
I GROK SPOCK. Riker + SNL = WIN CITY.
byelf2007
July 28th, 2006
7:08:19 PM CDT
(0)
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Phelix-Doombringer
July 28th, 2006
8:23:03 PM CDT
(0)
lol pwned
Econojon
July 28th, 2006
8:38:11 PM CDT
(0)
This made me cry :(
zaboomafoozarg
July 29th, 2006
8:38:02 PM CDT
(0)
5'd
WhitePhoenix
July 30th, 2006
8:16:48 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO! Well done, sir!
sexymofo
August 3rd, 2006
10:37:42 AM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Trebar
August 3rd, 2006
9:23:18 PM CDT
(0)
"I somehow doubt that the ship in Star Trek, which is light years away from Earth, could somehow pick up a television signal from the planet's surface." In Trek, you can warp a few hundred lightyears away from earth and pick up the original transmission. XD
DoctorWho
August 6th, 2006
8:22:51 PM CDT
(0)
Well done.
Scissorfight
August 7th, 2006
6:36:18 PM CDT
(0)
I think Riker stuff could be my new favourite fad
Adino
August 13th, 2006
7:42:19 AM CDT
(0)
Fuyush
August 31st, 2006
8:30:39 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for Lovitz
captainj2400
September 9th, 2006
12:29:28 PM CDT
(0)
That is incredibly brilliant, I love the Shatner bit, it makes this one great.
VOTECODER5
September 28th, 2006
10:53:34 PM CDT
(0)
I Loved your sitehttp://rikergeekcon.ytmnd.com5'ed
DarthWang
November 29th, 2006
11:06:33 AM CST
(0)
6
PhoenixLayer
April 2nd, 2007
9:13:53 PM CDT
(0)
I loved this. XD
lowcast
June 19th, 2007
1:29:58 PM CDT
(0)
.!.
wisdumcube
July 24th, 2007
3:42:59 PM CDT
(0)
excellent
darthgorbag
September 18th, 2007
10:40:21 PM CDT
(0)
5 for citing the TNG episode (I cut my geek teeth on that show). Also, I was dressed as a Hobbit first time I kissed a girl. I dare someone to outgeek that.