Chinese Rocket Roulette IV -- Connery vs. Cheng Zhi
Connery is now 4 and 0 -- can anyone defeat him? See my profile for other YTMNDs in this series.

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July 27th, 2006
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i love it... haha
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"That's japanese, you *sshole." (long pause) "You stupid little sh*t." I lol'd.
July 27th, 2006
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+5 for the dont you f*ck with me at the end. amazing
July 27th, 2006
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Classic.
July 27th, 2006
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roofles!
July 27th, 2006
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awesome
July 27th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
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YOU STUPID LITTLE sh*t. YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU.
July 27th, 2006
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instawiN!
July 27th, 2006
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Looks like the alternate ending to Die Hard 3 to me.
July 27th, 2006
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:D
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DYFWM! D=
July 27th, 2006
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LOL PTKFGS. You stupid little sh*t.
July 27th, 2006
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a singular focus, not a f*ggy short film
July 27th, 2006
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Wow....
July 27th, 2006
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This is crazy. Nice spinoff of the Irons one.
July 27th, 2006
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Simply amazing
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"That's japanese, you *sshole." (long pause) "You stupid little sh*t." I lol'd. -Ditto
July 27th, 2006
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Okay, quite rough around the edges, and maybe not original, but I laughed, quite funny.
July 27th, 2006
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All I could focus on was the wrong translation.
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I laughed my balls off.
July 27th, 2006
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Buss, my apologies for that . . . this YTMND is pretty obviously aimed at those who don't actually speak Chinese. ;-)
July 27th, 2006
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Considering you keep making these, and I've never really liked them...this one is actually amusing.
July 27th, 2006
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lol die hard with a vengeance alternate ending
July 27th, 2006
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i bascially hate this fad but this one was good.
July 27th, 2006
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LOL
July 27th, 2006
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crap.
July 27th, 2006
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superbe
July 27th, 2006
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and dont you f*ck with me... probably the best sound bite ever.
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chinese people are funny, because they are short. Horray Beer!
July 27th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 27th, 2006
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WINNNNER
July 27th, 2006
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HAHAHAH this one was brilliant!
July 27th, 2006
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I love it ... I love you ... I love this YTMND! PUUUNNCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEE KKKKKKEEEEEYYYYYS FOR GOD'S SAKE! You stupid little sh*t, and don't you f*ck WITH ME! X-D
July 27th, 2006
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thats racist!
July 27th, 2006
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Against whom, exactly?
July 27th, 2006
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5 5 5 and holy f*ck 5.
July 27th, 2006
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5'd for the last line.
July 27th, 2006
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dont mind zaboom he's a DVer. I thought it was great.
July 27th, 2006
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http://catunit.ytmnd.com/
July 27th, 2006
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I'm pretty neutral on this subject.
July 27th, 2006
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I was gonna 1 you and call you a stupid c*nt for not knowing it's japanese until the end.
July 27th, 2006
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5ved for 'That's Japanese, you *sshole'
July 27th, 2006
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5 for halarious dramatic pause
July 27th, 2006
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Kind of funny, but -4 for being a f*ggy short film.
July 27th, 2006
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4 for Connery's ignorance. +1 for "You stupid little sh*t."
July 27th, 2006
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Hilar
July 27th, 2006
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China was one of my favorite 24 villians.
July 27th, 2006
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haha
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Hahaha yeah. Ive never watched 24. If I were to watch both seasons, Id be in a DAYS!!! :D
July 27th, 2006
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YTMNDs aren't supposed to have a story. They aren't supposed to have a beginning or end. Go to YouTube or Google Video for that.
July 28th, 2006
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How do you say Roflwaffle in Chinese?
July 28th, 2006
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+5 for Sean Connery -2 f*ggy short film -1 for low quality at the end.
July 28th, 2006
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5'd for 24 reference and for hilarity. And I could care less about those who say its a "f*ggy short film." They're holding onto old ways, kinda like holding onto slavery. Hmmm, but the things I could do with a vietnamese slave-boy...wait, that sounds really bad. Well...I stick to my guns.
July 28th, 2006
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not too mention really bad Japanese, Connery.
July 28th, 2006
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Yeah this is difficult if you speak Chinese =P
July 28th, 2006
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I'm amazed that no one's ever used "don't you ever f*** w/ me" from Rising Sun before. That's one of my top 5 favorite sean connery lines!
July 28th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 28th, 2006
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The japanese at the end is too fast, i cant read it. Still, this is halarious.
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5 for self-referencing.
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i dont really get this, but ill give you a 4 cuz connery is awesome in it
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I lol'd
July 28th, 2006
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This is the alternative ending to die hard 3, sirtmagus. This is okay, but think it could be done better... Jeremy Irons > China.
July 28th, 2006
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+5 for the soundbites
July 28th, 2006
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5'd for literary errorz!
July 28th, 2006
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And you better not f*ck with him.
July 28th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
July 28th, 2006
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This just didn't do it for me.
July 28th, 2006
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JACK BAUER, CTU! I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!
July 28th, 2006
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sorry can't dig it.
July 28th, 2006
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Never. Ever. EVER f*ck with Sean Connery, DOUCHEBAG!!!
July 28th, 2006
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That's Japanese you *sshole!!
July 28th, 2006
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thats from the alt ending of Die hard with a vengence
July 28th, 2006
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stewped
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okay except i don't like how crappily the chinese guy's head is stuck in there in those two parts at the end.
July 28th, 2006
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Gahyahyahhahha
July 28th, 2006
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whats going on here
July 28th, 2006
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"You stupid little sh*t" 5'd
July 28th, 2006
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haha, this is even better than the vizzini one
July 28th, 2006
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word
July 28th, 2006
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1 for "kitty wars"
July 28th, 2006
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Sean Connery has absolutely no place in ANY Ytmnd. It just doesn't work.
July 28th, 2006
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I bet Jack Bauer got an erection watching that from his blackberry.
July 28th, 2006
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Funny.
July 28th, 2006
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i was about to 1 this until chinese guy said "that's japanese you *sshole" then i lolled at the "watashi no ......... ikenei", 5! you deserve it!
August 2nd, 2006
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I lol'd my *ss off.
August 2nd, 2006
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"That's japanese you *sshole"
August 3rd, 2006
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This is ridiculous. "24" villains aren't well known on YTMND.
August 3rd, 2006
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SO good on SOO many levels... Wow, this is my 3rd visit.
August 7th, 2006
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i cant stop laughing lol thats japanese you *ss hole ................. you stupid little sh*t
August 23rd, 2006
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August 28th, 2006
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should get infitity stars for "that's japanese you *ssh*l*e!"
September 19th, 2007
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I don't know what the f*ck is going on here, but I love it wholeheartedly.