Shut the fuck up with your God damned Helios.

Created on: July 27th, 2006

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PastorTravis

July 27th, 2006

7:50:16 AM CDT

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I'm more annoyed that these movies can't even spend a few bucks on a movie site, oh no, they make a myspace.

musicsoccer

July 27th, 2006

7:51:05 AM CDT

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exactly!

SABlingBling

July 27th, 2006

7:52:40 AM CDT

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never seen it, problaly because im the the west of the rizzle but it does look gay 5d

jaffey2006

July 27th, 2006

7:53:08 AM CDT

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FTW!!! hahahaha!! XD pwn3d those nubz

Torqumada

July 27th, 2006

7:53:58 AM CDT

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it's bullsh*t, not a phone.

sundaybloodysunday14

July 27th, 2006

7:55:04 AM CDT

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Thank God someone was thinking the sae thing I was.

DeadGeneral

July 27th, 2006

7:55:27 AM CDT

(0)

LOL...I love you man...

State-of-mind

July 27th, 2006

7:58:14 AM CDT

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All I got is snake on my phon...err handheld computer.

Kazuma

July 27th, 2006

7:58:29 AM CDT

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Needs, I'm the best around.

Fat-AZZ

July 27th, 2006

8:01:29 AM CDT

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I started rofling irl srsly LOL

kingdesmond

July 27th, 2006

8:04:03 AM CDT

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excellent! i know exactly what you mean!

AegisReflector

July 27th, 2006

8:04:29 AM CDT

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people don't call an n-gage a phone either.

OtisWild

July 27th, 2006

8:04:47 AM CDT

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SUCK IT HELIO!!! P8004LIFE!!!

HealthKit

July 27th, 2006

8:06:04 AM CDT

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And here I thought that this was going to be about Battlestar Galactica.

Andriy

July 27th, 2006

8:11:39 AM CDT

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I lol'd

Votey

July 27th, 2006

8:14:37 AM CDT

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You better trademark that last frame, before T-Mobile swipes it.

NotAnotherGrunt

July 27th, 2006

8:15:45 AM CDT

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AMEN BROTHA MAN, PREECH ON!!!!

urtehwomannowbitch

July 27th, 2006

8:17:01 AM CDT

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i wish i had a tetris box like you

Frubbsause

July 27th, 2006

8:20:55 AM CDT

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Lol, myspace on a phone... O.o

Hoinah

July 27th, 2006

8:23:54 AM CDT

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GOD THANK YOU, srsly Helio has MySpace mobile, that doesn't make it a phone, it a mobile emo factory

HimlarGrl12

July 27th, 2006

8:23:56 AM CDT

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if hitler didnt have a beat he wouldnt predict the future

smokinjoe

July 27th, 2006

8:24:10 AM CDT

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the original Helios:

Hoinah

July 27th, 2006

8:25:18 AM CDT

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dude, they should make a razor blade accessory for the helio, so you can really emo it up away from home, wooty woot

SauteedMuffins

July 27th, 2006

8:27:30 AM CDT

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Seriously, I don't need to see spoiled brats stomp around any more than I usually do.

Chav-Slayer

July 27th, 2006

8:32:10 AM CDT

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You tell 'em.

ostrichdeity

July 27th, 2006

8:38:27 AM CDT

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ending got you a 5

williethepimp

July 27th, 2006

8:40:27 AM CDT

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win.

benjaphar

July 27th, 2006

8:41:28 AM CDT

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Too whiney imo. (I don't like those commercials either, but get over it already)

fearcondom

July 27th, 2006

8:43:44 AM CDT

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yawn, who cares?

BrickTamnland

July 27th, 2006

8:44:18 AM CDT

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Seriously If you buy into this helip bullsh*t you are retarded. A Treo 650 or 700 owns any of these crappy helip phones. Hands down the treo are the best phones ever. Also you can send files to it from your computer for free.

boomhauer

July 27th, 2006

8:45:55 AM CDT

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"SUCK IT HELIO!!! P8004LIFE!!!" I concur. f*ck yo phone n*gg* -- buy another one you rich mothaf*cka.

holymouse89

July 27th, 2006

8:47:06 AM CDT

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amazing... helios PWNED watch out sidekick! :D

Nunyerbiz

July 27th, 2006

8:49:17 AM CDT

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To hell with you kids and your baggy pants and fax machines and hip hop and phones that can't be called phones.

CrispyEd

July 27th, 2006

8:49:33 AM CDT

(1)

This is the wireless industry for you; the bottom feeders when it comes to "cutting edge" consumer technology marketing. I spent 3 years in the wireless industry; these are not especially intelligent or ethical people...

holymouse89

July 27th, 2006

8:49:49 AM CDT

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eaaak it wont lemme 5 it?!

Arche

July 27th, 2006

8:52:39 AM CDT

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Nobody even mentioned the fact that they'll likely be charging you per kilobit transferred. Cell phone companies are some of the worst scum on the earth, next to lawyers.

Iarheer

July 27th, 2006

8:52:47 AM CDT

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Don't forget, they compare calling their phone a phone to being racist against AzNsz.

NoTransFat

July 27th, 2006

8:57:48 AM CDT

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I like how the commercial is all awkwardly racist too....

Alexander

July 27th, 2006

9:00:09 AM CDT

(0)

O.o

st00pid-n00b

July 27th, 2006

9:00:32 AM CDT

(-1)

never heard of it

helio83

July 27th, 2006

9:01:01 AM CDT

(0)

I had nothing to do with this

AutisticPsycho

July 27th, 2006

9:03:53 AM CDT

(0)

My phone has Tetris ftw Though haven't seen it over here on the east coast? What is it, some gay Cali cell phone company?

Tyler2k

July 27th, 2006

9:04:49 AM CDT

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well played

Akeboshi

July 27th, 2006

9:04:54 AM CDT

(0)

Nice Rant

DrFaulk

July 27th, 2006

9:05:03 AM CDT

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I've never seen the ads, but I agree with using mobile networks for internet access - they suck!

milo1047

July 27th, 2006

9:07:58 AM CDT

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Awesome

PastorTravis

July 27th, 2006

9:08:59 AM CDT

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It's no cali phone company, I've seen it in missouri. "To hell with you kids and your baggy pants and fax machines and hip hop and phones that can't be called phones." - Wow. That's one of the greatest comments i've ever seen.

Diablo

July 27th, 2006

9:16:22 AM CDT

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Helio sucks donkey ass.

Skironox

July 27th, 2006

9:16:40 AM CDT

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Its a phone goddamnit

Simo

July 27th, 2006

9:19:05 AM CDT

(0)

my thoughts exactly

dragfyre

July 27th, 2006

9:20:07 AM CDT

(-1)

you realize that, even if you totally blast it in a ytmnd, you're still advertising it. I never knew about helios until I saw this.

dageoffant

July 27th, 2006

9:20:14 AM CDT

(0)

My Phone also has tetris :) 3 for that, and 5 for pwning those ritch emo motherf*ckers

chazoa

July 27th, 2006

9:20:38 AM CDT

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I love you. Make more of these.

TomCruiseIsGay

July 27th, 2006

9:21:05 AM CDT

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Jesus Christ I'm not the only one who thinks this marketing idea f*cking sucks. It's a f*cking phone dammit!!

July 27th, 2006

(0)

July 27th, 2006

(0)

So true

DarkAdonis255

July 27th, 2006

9:22:28 AM CDT

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Never heard of it, and I can't say I care...

sexymofo

July 27th, 2006

9:22:34 AM CDT

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you fail, please try again ^_^

phenol

July 27th, 2006

9:23:42 AM CDT

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I always thought that girl said "Its got MYSPACE MOOMOO :'("

ronin137

July 27th, 2006

9:31:00 AM CDT

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^ lawl, it does. Or moomol. Such a retarded idea, and wtf, trademarking that slogan? laaaaaame. Sadly, whoring out myspace for their phone will actually give them some sales.

Mikker

July 27th, 2006

9:31:35 AM CDT

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Never seen those commercials. But good bashing non the less ;P

LoafDawg

July 27th, 2006

9:35:34 AM CDT

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Myspace Mobile is probably one of the most tragic things that i've seen in my life. Time to make a new internet.

toddzilla

July 27th, 2006

9:38:59 AM CDT

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where is master po?

jubjub

July 27th, 2006

9:42:00 AM CDT

(0)

hahahaha

bmw328aw

July 27th, 2006

9:45:34 AM CDT

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lol myspace....100x slower LMAO 5'd!

theninjagod

July 27th, 2006

9:46:50 AM CDT

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but it has myspace mobile....

Foolmoron

July 27th, 2006

9:52:11 AM CDT

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Can I borrow your...phone?

dochowell

July 27th, 2006

9:57:27 AM CDT

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type "A" much?

KS-kr3w

July 27th, 2006

10:01:40 AM CDT

(0)

I DISPISE THAT PHONE COMPANY!

polopili

July 27th, 2006

10:04:20 AM CDT

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Needs new music.

No-Limmits

July 27th, 2006

10:08:56 AM CDT

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5'd because you seem really mad :(

SinfulBliss

July 27th, 2006

10:10:57 AM CDT

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5 for saying what I'm thinking.

goteki

July 27th, 2006

10:15:01 AM CDT

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5 for truth

Nizzler

July 27th, 2006

10:16:40 AM CDT

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i'll post my comment on my 'helio'

Bohab

July 27th, 2006

10:18:10 AM CDT

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5'd for the stupidity of shallow skanks that need myspace 24/7.

stevemonkey

July 27th, 2006

10:21:28 AM CDT

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*sniff* but it has myspace moble, that makes it great

Alexxanderos

July 27th, 2006

10:23:13 AM CDT

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS 'MERICA!

LoganTrigger

July 27th, 2006

10:32:09 AM CDT

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Uh its a phone commercial not Jews, so why do you have to hate it so much?

WilliamMark

July 27th, 2006

10:34:56 AM CDT

(0)

it's not a phone it's a feature? anyways good work

Doomrock

July 27th, 2006

10:36:22 AM CDT

(1)

The omitted line after "Don't call it a phone" is "Call it a tremendous waste of money."

bonemasher

July 27th, 2006

10:44:40 AM CDT

(0)

0.o

Yao

July 27th, 2006

10:48:27 AM CDT

(0)

My phone has tetris too.

cambot

July 27th, 2006

10:50:15 AM CDT

(0)

get a f*cking blog

federalist

July 27th, 2006

10:51:08 AM CDT

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change the music, but still 5'd for truth.

Shinsenbaka-san

July 27th, 2006

11:03:54 AM CDT

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ITS NOT A PHONE, ITS A PORTABLE MEDIA CENTRE... Oh wait, sh*t...

fishing4aspoon

July 27th, 2006

11:04:40 AM CDT

(0)

Marry me.

travisrd

July 27th, 2006

11:06:06 AM CDT

(0)

OWNEd... +5 for Helio suckage

JimCramer

July 27th, 2006

11:08:41 AM CDT

(0)

Made me laugh. Good rant.

eminemfan0502

July 27th, 2006

11:10:44 AM CDT

(0)

http://helioskills.ytmnd.com/

Onel

July 27th, 2006

11:11:54 AM CDT

(-1)

1. This isn't a YTMND. It's just a scrolling whine. It belongs on the forum.

mrupvoter

July 27th, 2006

11:12:06 AM CDT

(0)

youre gonna get sued for telling people that your phone isnt a phone. only helio can say that their phone is not a phone.

ElMarco

July 27th, 2006

11:12:34 AM CDT

(0)

i hate them too

kph155

July 27th, 2006

11:17:31 AM CDT

(0)

OMFG so f*cking true!

add99man2

July 27th, 2006

11:18:35 AM CDT

(0)

Very very very very nice

JimElNino

July 27th, 2006

11:22:14 AM CDT

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I f*cking hate that commercial, if it calls people, its a phone, period.

YellowCyclone

July 27th, 2006

11:22:36 AM CDT

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this is BEYOND true....maybe with their helios they can kill themselves and post their pics in record time

slipknotchad

July 27th, 2006

11:25:07 AM CDT

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this is so f*cking true and its so goddam annoying

Drod

July 27th, 2006

11:25:42 AM CDT

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On the main page this said Shut the f*ck up with your God :D

isonoe

July 27th, 2006

11:25:53 AM CDT

(0)

I HATE HELIO TOO

ebidebi

July 27th, 2006

11:32:09 AM CDT

(0)

I hate those commercials, too. Myspace mobile, for stalking on the go.

spkelley48

July 27th, 2006

11:32:59 AM CDT

(0)

i f*cking hate them

Millions-Knives

July 27th, 2006

11:46:47 AM CDT

(0)

Finally someone takes a stand on this piece of sh*t! And I thought I was the only one who hated this ignorant/dumbass commercial. =P

TheBigDawg

July 27th, 2006

12:01:06 PM CDT

(0)

...but they have Myspace Mobile! :P

flyboy

July 27th, 2006

1:43:35 PM CDT

(-1)

Emo.

SilverG

July 27th, 2006

2:43:12 PM CDT

(0)

Add a TM after your little end rant for the 5.

amalek

July 27th, 2006

2:50:41 PM CDT

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I didn't know ytmnd was a blog. go f*ck yourself.

ColdStone

July 27th, 2006

3:09:58 PM CDT

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You could have bashed it better.

WonderWall

July 27th, 2006

3:16:59 PM CDT

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Add a (tm) to the last frame. And the music seems... not quite appropriate.

Hellsy

July 27th, 2006

3:24:37 PM CDT

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his anger shows i like it! 5 for you SIR

deadphishiy

July 27th, 2006

10:25:10 PM CDT

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and for that, I'm glad i DONT watch tv

rheto

July 27th, 2006

10:31:26 PM CDT

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You should trademark "So don't you dare call it a f*cking phone, *sshole!"

Nodownvote

July 31st, 2006

10:13:13 AM CDT

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exactly your gonna get sued by helio for using there TM

Amenhotep2

July 31st, 2006

6:31:40 PM CDT

(0)

I hate that commercial too.

Kempton

August 1st, 2006

8:57:30 PM CDT

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"you realize that, even if you totally blast it in a ytmnd, you're still advertising it. I never knew about helios until I saw this." Okay. Even though I am advertising it, that doesn't mean they are getting money from this. It also doesn't mean that anyone is going to buy a Helio from watching my ANTI Helio YTMND.

jmedsy

August 12th, 2006

5:25:22 AM CDT

(0)

that is pretty f*cking annoying

Ramen78

August 12th, 2006

2:34:30 PM CDT

(0)

Yes sure the girl's parents insulted her boyfriend's culture, but when grandpa called it a phone, she started crying. One of the worst commercials ever.

Borked

August 14th, 2006

10:22:59 PM CDT

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It's got Myspace Mobile! I can cry about my life, make suicide blogs, and have older men stalk me on the go!

ClingingMars

August 17th, 2006

10:28:36 AM CDT

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myspace

Dyslexia

August 21st, 2006

9:45:49 PM CDT

(0)

Do you want to be my brother?

strongbad20212000

August 24th, 2006

12:52:57 AM CDT

(0)

exactly what ive wanted to say!

Pizza-Z

September 5th, 2006

4:06:42 PM CDT

(0)

Hate those commercials so much. And ditto on the movies making Myspaces now instead of a decent site.

General-Kcuf-Ffo-II

September 11th, 2006

9:19:21 PM CDT

(0)

F*ck yeah! I hate those commercials too.

ilovesnakes

September 17th, 2006

4:06:41 PM CDT

(0)

LMAO five for you

NotrsNik

October 29th, 2006

10:05:48 PM CST

(0)

SHIIIIT! TETRIS IS LIIKEEE BORING! COLUMBS IS BETTER ^_^

lolinternet314

November 25th, 2006

3:34:36 AM CST

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LOL!!! It's a phone. OOOOO!!! NOW WHAT YOU CRAPPY HELIO!!! I SAD I WANTED A HELO CELL PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I WANT CUZ I SAID IT WAS A PHONE!!! NOW IM GONNA DIE OF LUKEMIA!!! or maybe just maleria

thenightmareofsolomo

December 3rd, 2006

11:55:55 PM CST

(0)

lollerblades! Tetris, FTW!

Compdude

December 12th, 2006

12:14:17 AM CST

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THANK you. Just cause you make an ad to cater to teens doesn't mean your phone isn't a piece of sh*t.

IvanWolfman

December 12th, 2006

2:11:59 PM CST

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5'd for standing up for free speech. I hate it when advertisements try to tell me what to do.

December 12th, 2006

(0)

December 13th, 2006

(0)

tetris > myspace

Sweetbaibe107

December 15th, 2006

5:03:39 AM CST

(0)

Haha, You Owned.

Srnpittsb

December 20th, 2006

2:37:15 PM CST

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There customers are so emo, they need myspace mobile so they can commit suicide whenever they get depressed.

Sarialis

December 29th, 2006

6:15:09 PM CST

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EPIC! they have the sh*ttiest converage im sure.

yeahshescool26

December 31st, 2006

3:15:19 PM CST

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DONT YOU DARE CALL IT A F*CKING PHONE *SSH*LE!! yay this was good.. and TETRIS IS GOOD and what should we call your phone... a umm... Kemp?

NuclearPoweredPogoSt

January 7th, 2007

1:33:49 PM CST

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Woo, I'm not the only one pissed off by those smarmy commercials!

Jaybo

January 26th, 2007

5:10:47 PM CST

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Way to lash out at the work of a few copy writers at an advertising agency with Helio's contract. Jesus H. Christ there are annoying commercials out there but I wouldn't put these anywhere near the top of the list.

Abdiel

January 27th, 2007

2:05:12 PM CST

(0)

its not a phone, its a piece of sh*t.

PandaKing

January 27th, 2007

10:44:43 PM CST

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I know its Everlast, but where the hell is this song from? What group/cd?

PandaKing

January 27th, 2007